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(Kansas.com)   Defendant afraid tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" on his neck might just prejudice the jury in his murder trial. O Rly?   (kansas.com) divider line 29
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2014-04-22 11:48:03 PM  
6 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

/oblig
2014-04-23 12:12:58 AM  
4 votes:
lauragrb.com

                               "RED RUM! RED RUM! RED RUM!"
2014-04-23 05:00:26 AM  
3 votes:
Sure, the neck tattoo says MURDER, but the face tattoo is a teardrop. He's crying! If that doesn't say remorse, what does?
2014-04-23 12:37:05 AM  
3 votes:

generallyso: Just say you're a fan of the Shining.



SHHHH! You wanna get sued?!

thumbnails.hulu.com
2014-04-23 01:35:31 AM  
2 votes:

JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".


I'd say "during" just to confuse things.
2014-04-23 01:33:46 AM  
2 votes:
When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".
2014-04-23 12:10:07 AM  
2 votes:
Just say you're a fan of the Shining.
2014-04-23 01:38:23 PM  
1 votes:

KerryKlu: Not to mention the teardrop tat by his left eye.  Get a brain moran!


I've never really understand what a teardrop tattoo is supposed to indicate.  "I cry for the people I've killed"?  "I make other people cry"?  "Ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown when there's no one around"?

I mean, sure, on some high level it's supposed to indicate "I'm dangerous; I'm tough."  I'm just not real clear on the chain of logic that gets there from a teardrop.
2014-04-23 04:27:20 AM  
1 votes:
Hmmm...I might want to get rid of the "Cattle Bugger" tattoo on my face.

/my band's name, I swear.
2014-04-23 04:21:13 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Please.
2014-04-23 03:06:04 AM  
1 votes:

SpinStopper: ransack.: SpinStopper: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".

I hope it took two sessions.

"Yes"

WTF is that? I literally have no idea what anything in that picture is and reverse-GIS was no help.

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Still not making sense!

That's a Vorlon from Babylon 5.  HIs answer to almost any difficult two-part question was "yes".  ;)


For example:

i57.tinypic.com
2014-04-23 02:45:23 AM  
1 votes:

Ex-Texan: Could say he's a "Lord of the Rings" fan, and "Mordor" was spelled wrong.


Yeah...somehow I don't think that would help his case either.
2014-04-23 01:57:26 AM  
1 votes:
Obligatory:

i306.photobucket.com
2014-04-23 01:50:24 AM  
1 votes:

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".

I hope it took two sessions.

"Yes"


fc00.deviantart.net
2014-04-23 01:21:23 AM  
1 votes:

freetomato: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: wildcardjack: Not going with just make-up? A bit of concealer each day has to be cheaper than the other options.

A couple years ago, fark had a thread about a guy that got an hour or so of make-up everyday before trial because it was ruled white supremacist tattoos on his face that he got in jail after he killed the guy might unfairly prejudice the jury.

If the tattooed party truly wants to divorce their past, go this route, MFers! If it's still in your heart, take it like man. Poor life choices have consequences.


Ok so I was looking at pictures of that guy and I couldn't find anything obviously racist about his tattoos except for maybe the word "Vinlanders". I didn't see any obvious imagery there.

Then it said, But most prominent on his face was a giant arrow extending below and above his eye. The tattoo signifies the willingness to kill for the white race.

Really? An arrow pointing upwards signifies that? Honestly, I thought of this

www.drugfree.org

Like he was a straightedge kid or something. But he's a heavy drinker.

Not sure where I'm going with this except that I didn't know an arrow meant anything and I probably wouldn't have pegged that guy as a white supremacist at first glance.
2014-04-23 01:10:26 AM  
1 votes:

LiteWerk: Now how could he think his tattoo could possibly prejudice the jury?  Aren't they duty-bound to assess the pertinent facts in the case?


I suspect that the facts of the case, much like his tattoo, are conspiring against him.
2014-04-23 12:58:36 AM  
1 votes:
Now how could he think his tattoo could possibly prejudice the jury?  Aren't they duty-bound to assess the pertinent facts in the case?

/just trust the jury, Dude
2014-04-23 12:47:34 AM  
1 votes:

freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.



a248.e.akamai.net
2014-04-23 12:42:00 AM  
1 votes:
Get him a scarf that reads DUMBASS.
2014-04-23 12:37:08 AM  
1 votes:

freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.


I always suspected Mort was a farking nazi

pab58.files.wordpress.com
2014-04-23 12:34:36 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.

Some people just don't look right in a turtleneck.

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I can sympathize with the girl in that photo.  I have difficulty keeping my hands warm when I'm in a cold room, and it is very hard to type while wearing gloves.
2014-04-23 12:33:29 AM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2014-04-23 12:28:35 AM  
1 votes:
Tattooed people problems
2014-04-23 12:23:38 AM  
1 votes:

freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.


Some people just don't look right in a turtleneck.

ithreats.files.wordpress.com
2014-04-23 12:22:39 AM  
1 votes:
Thank goodness he made this easy for the cops. He's already labeled and everything!

Seriously, how stupid can people be?
2014-04-23 12:21:08 AM  
1 votes:
Prejudice? Only if they bring a mirror to Court ..
2014-04-23 12:18:47 AM  
1 votes:
A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.
2014-04-23 12:17:28 AM  
1 votes:
!YLR AY
2014-04-23 12:14:00 AM  
1 votes:
Not going with just make-up? A bit of concealer each day has to be cheaper than the other options.
 
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