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(Kansas.com)   Defendant afraid tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" on his neck might just prejudice the jury in his murder trial. O Rly?   (kansas.com) divider line 18
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2014-04-23 12:18:47 AM  
5 votes:
A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.
2014-04-23 12:14:00 AM  
4 votes:
Not going with just make-up? A bit of concealer each day has to be cheaper than the other options.
2014-04-23 01:24:03 AM  
2 votes:

ransack.: Not sure where I'm going with this except that I didn't know an arrow meant anything and I probably wouldn't have pegged that guy as a white supremacist at first glance.


It's the rune of the god Tyr who was the head of the Norse gods before his hand was bitten off by Fenrir and he was replaced by Odin.

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2014-04-23 01:10:26 AM  
2 votes:

LiteWerk: Now how could he think his tattoo could possibly prejudice the jury?  Aren't they duty-bound to assess the pertinent facts in the case?


I suspect that the facts of the case, much like his tattoo, are conspiring against him.
2014-04-23 01:01:52 AM  
2 votes:
Not to mention the teardrop tat by his left eye.  Get a brain moran!
2014-04-23 12:22:39 AM  
2 votes:
Thank goodness he made this easy for the cops. He's already labeled and everything!

Seriously, how stupid can people be?
2014-04-23 10:16:10 AM  
1 votes:
When I testified in a murder trial the defendant had "Murder 1" tattooed on his arm which the detectives took pictures of. Likely on the advice of his attorney, the defendant then altered the tattoo so it was not easily recognizable. The detectives then took pictures of the altered tattoo. The before and after tattoos pictures were then ruled admissible in court by the judge and shown to the jurors. The defendant also made a statement to the police that he just meant to beat up the victim in what was supposed to be just a drug deal but instead turned into a robbery of the guy's Vicodin and a homicide.
2014-04-23 05:38:19 AM  
1 votes:
Sometimes when you label yourself, people  read the label and assume that there's some level of truth in advertising.  That is not unjust, because you choose to put that message out there.
2014-04-23 04:57:26 AM  
1 votes:
For some reason I'm really amused by the fact that pretty much everyone (including the prosecution) thinks covering the tattoo is a good idea, and the problem isn't anyone opposing but the fact that in Kansas it's illegal for anyone to do tattoo work outside of specific registered premises... meaning that no one can actually come into the jail to re-ink him.

Way to randomly cause yourself legal problems through severe over-regulation, Kansas.
2014-04-23 01:57:26 AM  
1 votes:
Obligatory:

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2014-04-23 01:55:48 AM  
1 votes:

SpinStopper: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".

I hope it took two sessions.

"Yes"


WTF is that? I literally have no idea what anything in that picture is and reverse-GIS was no help.

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Still not making sense!
2014-04-23 01:50:24 AM  
1 votes:

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".

I hope it took two sessions.

"Yes"


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2014-04-23 01:33:46 AM  
1 votes:
When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".
2014-04-23 01:14:41 AM  
1 votes:
This guy is an idiot. Let him rot in jail just for superior stupidity.
2014-04-23 12:50:51 AM  
1 votes:

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: wildcardjack: Not going with just make-up? A bit of concealer each day has to be cheaper than the other options.

A couple years ago, fark had a thread about a guy that got an hour or so of make-up everyday before trial because it was ruled white supremacist tattoos on his face that he got in jail after he killed the guy might unfairly prejudice the jury.


If the tattooed party truly wants to divorce their past, go this route, MFers! If it's still in your heart, take it like man. Poor life choices have consequences.
2014-04-23 12:28:35 AM  
1 votes:
Tattooed people problems
2014-04-23 12:21:30 AM  
1 votes:
...and a turtleneck is out of the question?
2014-04-22 11:48:03 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

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