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(Kansas.com)   Defendant afraid tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" on his neck might just prejudice the jury in his murder trial. O Rly?   (kansas.com) divider line 101
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2014-04-22 11:48:03 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

/oblig
 
2014-04-23 12:10:07 AM
Just say you're a fan of the Shining.
 
2014-04-23 12:12:58 AM
lauragrb.com

                               "RED RUM! RED RUM! RED RUM!"
 
2014-04-23 12:12:59 AM
yep, the old redrum.
 
2014-04-23 12:14:00 AM
Not going with just make-up? A bit of concealer each day has to be cheaper than the other options.
 
2014-04-23 12:14:13 AM
or, how about the word "NOT" on the other side
 
2014-04-23 12:17:28 AM
!YLR AY
 
2014-04-23 12:18:47 AM
A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.
 
2014-04-23 12:21:08 AM
Prejudice? Only if they bring a mirror to Court ..
 
2014-04-23 12:21:30 AM
...and a turtleneck is out of the question?
 
2014-04-23 12:22:39 AM
Thank goodness he made this easy for the cops. He's already labeled and everything!

Seriously, how stupid can people be?
 
2014-04-23 12:23:38 AM

freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.


Some people just don't look right in a turtleneck.

ithreats.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-23 12:28:35 AM
Tattooed people problems
 
2014-04-23 12:33:01 AM

wildcardjack: Not going with just make-up? A bit of concealer each day has to be cheaper than the other options.


A couple years ago, fark had a thread about a guy that got an hour or so of make-up everyday before trial because it was ruled white supremacist tattoos on his face that he got in jail after he killed the guy might unfairly prejudice the jury.
 
2014-04-23 12:33:29 AM
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2014-04-23 12:34:36 AM

Danger Avoid Death: freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.

Some people just don't look right in a turtleneck.

[ithreats.files.wordpress.com image 435x317]


I can sympathize with the girl in that photo.  I have difficulty keeping my hands warm when I'm in a cold room, and it is very hard to type while wearing gloves.
 
2014-04-23 12:35:31 AM
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2014-04-23 12:37:05 AM

generallyso: Just say you're a fan of the Shining.



SHHHH! You wanna get sued?!

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2014-04-23 12:37:08 AM

freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.


I always suspected Mort was a farking nazi

pab58.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-23 12:42:00 AM
Get him a scarf that reads DUMBASS.
 
2014-04-23 12:47:34 AM

freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.



a248.e.akamai.net
 
2014-04-23 12:48:43 AM

stuffy: Get him a scarf that reads DUMBASS.


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The fourth Doctor is not amused.
 
2014-04-23 12:50:51 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: wildcardjack: Not going with just make-up? A bit of concealer each day has to be cheaper than the other options.

A couple years ago, fark had a thread about a guy that got an hour or so of make-up everyday before trial because it was ruled white supremacist tattoos on his face that he got in jail after he killed the guy might unfairly prejudice the jury.


If the tattooed party truly wants to divorce their past, go this route, MFers! If it's still in your heart, take it like man. Poor life choices have consequences.
 
2014-04-23 12:52:24 AM
Take it like man, said Krog.
 
2014-04-23 12:58:36 AM
Now how could he think his tattoo could possibly prejudice the jury?  Aren't they duty-bound to assess the pertinent facts in the case?

/just trust the jury, Dude
 
2014-04-23 01:01:52 AM
Not to mention the teardrop tat by his left eye.  Get a brain moran!
 
2014-04-23 01:10:26 AM

LiteWerk: Now how could he think his tattoo could possibly prejudice the jury?  Aren't they duty-bound to assess the pertinent facts in the case?


I suspect that the facts of the case, much like his tattoo, are conspiring against him.
 
2014-04-23 01:12:37 AM

freetomato: If the tattooed party truly wants to divorce their past, go this route, MFers! If it's still in your heart, take it like man. Poor life choices have consequences.


Thanks, I watch a lot of indie docos, and that looks really good. I'm *cough* completely legally *cough* downloading it now.
 
2014-04-23 01:13:14 AM

Danger Avoid Death: stuffy: Get him a scarf that reads DUMBASS.



The fourth Doctor is not amused.


I really like corny sci-fi but I just can't get into Dr. Who. I think it's because I never saw it before I was like 25. I've watched a few episodes and it was like.. okay. I'm pretty sure for some reason that if I grew up watching it I would be waaayyy into it though.
 
2014-04-23 01:14:41 AM
This guy is an idiot. Let him rot in jail just for superior stupidity.
 
2014-04-23 01:21:23 AM

freetomato: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: wildcardjack: Not going with just make-up? A bit of concealer each day has to be cheaper than the other options.

A couple years ago, fark had a thread about a guy that got an hour or so of make-up everyday before trial because it was ruled white supremacist tattoos on his face that he got in jail after he killed the guy might unfairly prejudice the jury.

If the tattooed party truly wants to divorce their past, go this route, MFers! If it's still in your heart, take it like man. Poor life choices have consequences.


Ok so I was looking at pictures of that guy and I couldn't find anything obviously racist about his tattoos except for maybe the word "Vinlanders". I didn't see any obvious imagery there.

Then it said, But most prominent on his face was a giant arrow extending below and above his eye. The tattoo signifies the willingness to kill for the white race.

Really? An arrow pointing upwards signifies that? Honestly, I thought of this

www.drugfree.org

Like he was a straightedge kid or something. But he's a heavy drinker.

Not sure where I'm going with this except that I didn't know an arrow meant anything and I probably wouldn't have pegged that guy as a white supremacist at first glance.
 
2014-04-23 01:22:32 AM
I can't help but think of everyone who has failed that dude so completely that he shows up to a felony trial with a hideous neck tat. Kinda makes me appreciate my own upbringing
 
2014-04-23 01:24:03 AM

ransack.: Not sure where I'm going with this except that I didn't know an arrow meant anything and I probably wouldn't have pegged that guy as a white supremacist at first glance.


It's the rune of the god Tyr who was the head of the Norse gods before his hand was bitten off by Fenrir and he was replaced by Odin.

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2014-04-23 01:24:41 AM
Holy shiat it's been over a decade since John Ritter died
 
2014-04-23 01:26:01 AM

ciberido: Danger Avoid Death: freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.

Some people just don't look right in a turtleneck.

[ithreats.files.wordpress.com image 435x317]

I can sympathize with the girl in that photo.  I have difficulty keeping my hands warm when I'm in a cold room, and it is very hard to type while wearing gloves.


Plus that compu-sweater would capture and put to good use all the waste heat being generated by laptop.
 
2014-04-23 01:26:13 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: ransack.: Not sure where I'm going with this except that I didn't know an arrow meant anything and I probably wouldn't have pegged that guy as a white supremacist at first glance.

It's the rune of the god Tyr who was the head of the Norse gods before his hand was bitten off by Fenrir and he was replaced by Odin.

themoreyouknow.jpg


Well, I learned something today. Thanks for that.

Gotta give the guy props though for going deeper and more creative than the typical forehead swastika and 14 88 on the eyelids.
 
2014-04-23 01:26:15 AM
Cartoons can make tattoos look so badass.. But then you get that same tattoo.. And it looks stupid..

/heie tattoo.
 
2014-04-23 01:26:15 AM
Could say he's a "Lord of the Rings" fan, and "Mordor" was spelled wrong.
 
2014-04-23 01:27:00 AM
Blah! Hiei*
 
2014-04-23 01:27:58 AM

Enigmamf: ciberido: Danger Avoid Death: freetomato: A turtleneck is about a buck at Goodwill, you murderous asshole. Get one of your trashy family members to get you one.

Some people just don't look right in a turtleneck.

[ithreats.files.wordpress.com image 435x317]

I can sympathize with the girl in that photo.  I have difficulty keeping my hands warm when I'm in a cold room, and it is very hard to type while wearing gloves.

Plus that compu-sweater would capture and put to good use all the waste heat being generated by laptop.


All the enormously excessive amounts of waste heat created by the blocked vents, you mean. That computer is screaming for its life in there. That woman's legs are going to be severely burned when the battery explodes.
 
2014-04-23 01:33:46 AM
When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".
 
2014-04-23 01:35:31 AM

JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".


I'd say "during" just to confuse things.
 
2014-04-23 01:36:52 AM
images2.cafemom.com

Bam, problem solved!
 
2014-04-23 01:41:02 AM

Danger Avoid Death: I'd say "during" just to confuse things.


It took two sessions.

"Yes."
 
2014-04-23 01:42:04 AM

JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".


I hope it took two sessions.

"Yes"
 
2014-04-23 01:42:39 AM
Damn internet connection.
 
2014-04-23 01:44:42 AM
With all due respect, Tattoos are a form of free speech.  I don't think you get to just "Opt Out" of free speech because you suddenly pretend you like all the amendments besides the second.

/Including the 14th.
//Wait, or did I mean the 16th?
///19th?  I bet he's also embraced Prohibition-ism.
 
2014-04-23 01:50:24 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".

I hope it took two sessions.

"Yes"


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2014-04-23 01:55:48 AM

SpinStopper: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: JuggleGeek: When this goes to trial, I'm hoping the first question the DA asks him when he gets on the stand is "Did you get the "murder" tattoo before you killed him, or after?".

I hope it took two sessions.

"Yes"


WTF is that? I literally have no idea what anything in that picture is and reverse-GIS was no help.

i.imgur.com

Still not making sense!
 
2014-04-23 01:57:26 AM
Obligatory:

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