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(Guardian)   Paint-filled eggs falling out of my vagina? It's more likely than you think (Not safe for work)   (theguardian.com) divider line 94
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2014-04-22 11:42:59 PM  
It would be nice to live in a 1st world country where the religious police wouldnt arrest you for doing.
farking US sucks
 
2014-04-22 11:51:45 PM  
Why limit yourself to just eggs?


namatad: It would be nice to live in a 1st world country where the religious police wouldnt arrest you for doing.
farking US sucks


Huh? This appears to have taken place in Germany and no one was arrested, as far as I can tell. Or were you just ranting hypothetically?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 12:00:57 AM  
Damn, Jonathan Jones, that was a great criticism, dissection, and analysis of the performance, the art, and relevance.  For people outside of the art community, that gives a great view of the pitfalls of modern performance art, and this ludicrous German offering.

Gratuitous, indeed.
 
2014-04-23 12:05:58 AM  

fusillade762: Why limit yourself to just eggs?


namatad: It would be nice to live in a 1st world country where the religious police wouldnt arrest you for doing.
farking US sucks

Huh? This appears to have taken place in Germany and no one was arrested, as far as I can tell. Or were you just ranting hypothetically?


It would be nice to live in a 1st world country, like Germany.
IF you did this in the US, you would get arrested and charged with a sex crime, and spend the next 10 years on the sex offenders watch list.

Sorry, drinking, bad proofreading and fark dont mix well, or mix perfectly depending on your view point.
 
2014-04-23 12:07:09 AM  
I wonder what they sell for?
 
2014-04-23 12:19:49 AM  

namatad: fusillade762: Why limit yourself to just eggs?


namatad: It would be nice to live in a 1st world country where the religious police wouldnt arrest you for doing.
farking US sucks

Huh? This appears to have taken place in Germany and no one was arrested, as far as I can tell. Or were you just ranting hypothetically?

It would be nice to live in a 1st world country, like Germany.
IF you did this in the US, you would get arrested and charged with a sex crime, and spend the next 10 years on the sex offenders watch list.

Sorry, drinking, bad proofreading and fark dont mix well, or mix perfectly depending on your view point.


Ah, got it. Watch for me to be making those same kind of drunk mistakes in a few hours if you're still up.
 
2014-04-23 12:22:12 AM  

fusillade762: Sorry, drinking, bad proofreading and fark dont mix well, or mix perfectly depending on your view point.


Ah, got it. Watch for me to be making those same kind of drunk mistakes in a few hours if you're still up.


lol
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 12:25:21 AM  

namatad: It would be nice to live in a 1st world country where the religious police wouldnt arrest you for doing.
farking US sucks


In the United States, this would be considered protected speech under the First Amendment.  It would be unwise to do this without proper planning, and just go dropping eggs from any NSFW orifice in public, but in the proper place, this exhibit would be alright.

It would still be stupid as hell, though.
 
2014-04-23 12:43:24 AM  

433: namatad: It would be nice to live in a 1st world country where the religious police wouldnt arrest you for doing.
farking US sucks

In the United States, this would be considered protected speech under the First Amendment.  It would be unwise to do this without proper planning, and just go dropping eggs from any NSFW orifice in public, but in the proper place, this exhibit would be alright.

It would still be stupid as hell, though.


and that is the whole farking point
the US SUCKS
you would get arrested and charged
you would have to sue in federal court to defend your right to free speech
people with children would sue you in federal court for corrupting their little snowflakes

this kind of bullshiat harassment happens non-stop
women going topless get harassed constantly, even though it is legal for them to go topless ANYWHERE a man is allowed to go topless.

so explain to me again why you think that the US has freedom of speech again?
seriously
a right which has to constantly be defended in court and is constantly ignored by the local cops is barely a right at all

I guess we could be a tiny bit worse and they would cut off your head ...
meh
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-23 12:51:03 AM  
Get a grip, namatard.
 
2014-04-23 12:57:16 AM  

433: Get a grip, namatard.


derp?
DERP!!!
 
2014-04-23 02:05:53 AM  
If they were Cadbury Eggs, I would still eat 'em.
 
2014-04-23 03:41:19 AM  
I lol'd.
 
2014-04-23 04:54:27 AM  

433: Damn, Jonathan Jones, that was a great criticism, dissection, and analysis of the performance, the art, and relevance.  For people outside of the art community, that gives a great view of the pitfalls of modern performance art, and this ludicrous German offering.

Gratuitous, indeed.


Is your response an example of performance art?

/I'm so confused
 
2014-04-23 04:54:50 AM  
LoL - She is really straining one out in that photo. I wonder what she looks like n - oh, nevermind.
 
2014-04-23 05:00:55 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: LoL - She is really straining one out in that photo.


Sometimes when she isn't careful a brown egg comes out instead.
 
2014-04-23 05:02:18 AM  
Now, I'm in the mood for an omelette.
 
2014-04-23 05:05:47 AM  
Meh.
She likes being nekkid in public.
And she's one of the very few attractive Germans who walks around nekkid in public.

/Let her walk around nekkid in public, I say.
 
2014-04-23 05:11:58 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: LoL - She is really straining one out in that photo. I wonder what she looks like n - oh, nevermind.


No worries..i had the EXACT same thought.

Followed by "When is she gonna reach for the toilet paper? Remember..front to back..."
 
2014-04-23 05:12:15 AM  

Catlenfell: Now, I'm in the mood for an omelette.


Okay, if you don't mind it smelling a little fishy.
 
2014-04-23 05:21:30 AM  

Catlenfell: Now, I'm in the mood for an omelette.


All you'll get from her is a twatomelette made by a twatwaffle.
 
2014-04-23 05:27:18 AM  
img.fark.net

Not a Where's Waldo, don't look for objects like a tampon, fetus, diaphragm etc,,
 
2014-04-23 05:32:20 AM  
More from the lovely artiste:
NSFW
http://www.milomoire.com/
 
2014-04-23 05:33:29 AM  
Did a search on Milo Moire, in the few pics there were of her not doing weird things in weird get ups, she has kind of a Katy Perry kind of look. If Katy Perry ejected eggs full of paint from her vagina, that is.
/cute but weird.
 
2014-04-23 05:35:11 AM  

Tetrazphere: Not a Where's Waldo, don't look for objects like a tampon, fetus, diaphragm etc,,


Okay, I just found all of those things.... And I'm not a better man for it.
 
2014-04-23 05:37:21 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Did a search on Milo Moire, in the few pics there were of her not doing weird things in weird get ups, she has kind of a Katy Perry kind of look. If Katy Perry ejected eggs full of paint from her vagina, that is.
/cute but weird.


I wonder if she's named after Milo Minderbinder. He did a thing with eggs as well.
 
2014-04-23 05:45:25 AM  

Mark Ratner: If they were Cadbury Eggs, I would still eat 'em.


It's not in US, so Kindereggs are probably legal.
 
Esn
2014-04-23 05:52:03 AM  
 
2014-04-23 06:12:57 AM  
You know, most people think "performance artists" are idiots. She's not helping.
 
2014-04-23 06:15:12 AM  
You know how they have the hierarchy of science?

www.millennialstar.org

There needs to be the same thing made for art, with "performance art" being far away from the others but on the opposite end.  Maybe partnered with "Christian rock".

/I kid, I kid...
 
2014-04-23 06:24:10 AM  
Art is whatever you can get away with.
 
2014-04-23 06:27:34 AM  

GrymReeper: Art is whatever you can get away with.


The most important thing about art is its frame. If it has no frame, it isn't art.
 
2014-04-23 06:37:14 AM  

karmachameleon: You know how they have the hierarchy of science?

[www.millennialstar.org image 744x312]

There needs to be the same thing made for art, with "performance art" being far away from the others but on the opposite end.  Maybe partnered with "Christian rock".

/I kid, I kid...


Closer to Creation Scientist, actually.
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-23 06:38:03 AM  
That's really farking stupid. Why are "performance artists" so farking stupid? Are you that bored? Get a real job.
 
2014-04-23 06:39:39 AM  
Went to a bachelor party one time where the stripper hired had a talent for shooting fruit out of her vagina.  Seeing a grape pop out and travel 15 feet with a fair degree of speed was awe-inspiring.
 
2014-04-23 06:40:17 AM  

Boo_Guy: WhoopAssWayne: LoL - She is really straining one out in that photo.

Sometimes when she isn't careful a brown egg comes out instead.


You made me larf and I woke up the cat, asshole!
 
2014-04-23 06:44:00 AM  

Boo_Guy: WhoopAssWayne: LoL - She is really straining one out in that photo.

Sometimes when she isn't careful a brown egg comes out instead.


Like the song goes, "Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh!"
 
2014-04-23 06:49:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: GrymReeper: Art is whatever you can get away with.

The most important thing about art is its frame. If it has no frame, it isn't art.


I guess sculpture isn't art then. I learn so much from bumper sticker witticisms!
 
2014-04-23 06:51:28 AM  
If her "art" is the paint splattering on the canvas then what is the purpose of her being topless?

Oh, I guess she be trollin' never mind
 
2014-04-23 06:52:07 AM  
She looks good naked, so her performance art is acceptable.
 
2014-04-23 06:53:20 AM  
"Stop it, boner"
 
2014-04-23 06:57:21 AM  
Also applicable:

files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2014-04-23 06:57:52 AM  
Meh, this is old news. Thai bars in Bangkok, Phuket and Patong have been practising this sort of performance art for decades now.
 
2014-04-23 07:02:09 AM  

dandy: More from the lovely artiste:
NSFW
http://www.milomoire.com/


Nice tits
 
2014-04-23 07:02:35 AM  

JoieD'Zen: I wonder what they sell for?


And if they're sold by the dozen.
 
2014-04-23 07:12:08 AM  
That's not "performance art," that's painting.

With an unusual technique I'll grant you, but painting none the less.

If she was doing performance art, she'd be hollering "AFLAC" each time she dropped an egg.
 
2014-04-23 07:15:23 AM  
ya'll are slow today...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-23 07:24:02 AM  

GrymReeper: Art is whatever you can get away with.


So if I took a canvas and painted it with mustard and relish, then peed on it, I could call that art and sell it for lots of money?
 
2014-04-23 07:26:30 AM  
I found it funny that to place the egg she was covered up, but to drop it, that was fine to display.

/I think she likes being naked in public and calls herself a 'performance artist' to ensure she doesn't get arrested for it.
 
2014-04-23 07:27:00 AM  

namatad: 433: namatad: It would be nice to live in a 1st world country where the religious police wouldnt arrest you for doing.
farking US sucks

In the United States, this would be considered protected speech under the First Amendment.  It would be unwise to do this without proper planning, and just go dropping eggs from any NSFW orifice in public, but in the proper place, this exhibit would be alright.

It would still be stupid as hell, though.

and that is the whole farking point
the US SUCKS
you would get arrested and charged
you would have to sue in federal court to defend your right to free speech
people with children would sue you in federal court for corrupting their little snowflakes

this kind of bullshiat harassment happens non-stop
women going topless get harassed constantly, even though it is legal for them to go topless ANYWHERE a man is allowed to go topless.

so explain to me again why you think that the US has freedom of speech again?
seriously
a right which has to constantly be defended in court and is constantly ignored by the local cops is barely a right at all

I guess we could be a tiny bit worse and they would cut off your head ...
meh


In which county could you walk into any public park, set up next to the play ground, strip naked and start pooping eggs out of your vagina, and not get arrested?

Let me know, so I never ever visit there.
 
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