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(New York Daily News)   Cardiologist accuses strip club into drugging him into signing off on extravagant charges. So he went back three more times to be sure   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, New Jersey cardiologist, Cardiologist, Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital, New Jersey  
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2014-04-22 09:15:17 PM  
Wow, what did he accuse them of that prompted them to drug him like that?
 
2014-04-22 09:30:10 PM  

serial_crusher: Wow, what did he accuse them of that prompted them to drug him like that?


He'll get back to you after he consults his gas passer.
 
2014-04-22 09:31:15 PM  
We don't cater to beer drinkers

Fark those A-hats... wait, whose side am I on? The pro-beer drinkers side of course.

Why don't they just say that they don't serve "honkies"... it's because THIS IS DISCRIMINIATION!

Bastards.
 
2014-04-22 09:37:07 PM  
They must've stolen his wallet.  You have to let them steal it sensua... I mean stealthily a couple times to catch them in the act.
 
2014-04-22 09:40:13 PM  
"He was coherent until he saw the bill - or his wife saw the bill,"

Ouch. Too bad he's not a burn injury specialist.
 
2014-04-22 09:41:44 PM  
Almost as interesting as the stripper story of my cardiologist. Or rather, my ex-cardiologist.
 
2014-04-22 09:42:33 PM  
i58.tinypic.com

With a helpful picture of what a stripper may look like.

Though I don't think I've ever seen a stripper dress like that.
 
2014-04-22 09:44:32 PM  
I would post a pic of fark's favorite stripper, but I don't think I want the time out.
 
2014-04-22 09:46:48 PM  
Stop linking to this can't read paywall crap.
 
2014-04-22 09:49:34 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Stop linking to this can't read paywall crap.


It sounds like your browser is in some kind of less than optimal psychic state.
 
2014-04-22 09:50:48 PM  
New Jersey cardiologist racks up $135,000 bill during four trips to Scores strip club - but he claims he was drugged during each visit

I always have to pay extra for that, goddammit.
 
2014-04-22 10:12:30 PM  
"jiggle joint"?

Huh..That's a new one!
 
2014-04-22 10:14:09 PM  
snorted a big ol' line of those lovely lady lumps

just couldn't resist blowing 100Gs on 'em

doesn't everyone have that problem? geez guys, be reasonable.
 
2014-04-22 10:14:33 PM  
I would figure since he is a doctor he would be smart enough to know that when you go to a strip club you leave your credit cards at home. You only bring the cash you plan to spend. Once the booze starts flowing and the titties start bouncing, the cash tends to start flying out of your wallet. If you only bring $1000 with you, that is all you can spin. If you have your American Express the possibilities are endless
 
2014-04-22 10:15:51 PM  
(you might say he has a.... hearty appetite)
 
2014-04-22 10:24:34 PM  
This headline makes my head hurt.
 
2014-04-22 10:26:17 PM  

HideMonkey: This headline makes my head hurt.


Makes my heart hurt.
 
2014-04-22 10:35:04 PM  
Their menu has a dessert called "grandma's rice pudding". I find that funny for some reason.
 
2014-04-22 10:38:46 PM  

johnson442: "jiggle joint"?

Huh..That's a new one!


The Daily News and NY Post love that phrase.  Usually comes up during a story about a politician, though.
 
2014-04-22 10:38:58 PM  
img.fark.net

/Obligatory
 
2014-04-22 10:45:18 PM  

hundreddollarman: /Obligatory


I'm convinced he wrote that song simply to convince his wife of that lie.
 
2014-04-22 11:20:41 PM  

ongbok: I would figure since he is a doctor he would be smart enough to know that when you go to a strip club you leave your credit cards at home. You only bring the cash you plan to spend. Once the booze starts flowing and the titties start bouncing, the cash tends to start flying out of your wallet. If you only bring $1000 with you, that is all you can spin. If you have your American Express the possibilities are endless


This.
Many years ago I had a  brief stint as a 'waitress' in a strip club in the Quarter. I was encourged to get the credit cards of the drunk, horny tourists gentlemen and hook them up with one of the ladies in  private room. I walked out during my third night there over a tip dispute but it was a great experience.
 
2014-04-22 11:23:22 PM  
They have had cases of this in the past. That dude better have had every stripper in the joint suck his dick... twice. you could bang hot high end hookers all year long for that kind of cash
 
2014-04-23 12:47:24 AM  
Well there is an itemize bill I'd like to see.
 
2014-04-23 01:13:49 AM  
fusillade762:Though I don't think I've ever seen a stripper dress like that.

if you're watching a stripper dress, you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-23 01:19:01 AM  
Ironic tag in the hospital?
 
2014-04-23 01:27:55 AM  

Precision Boobery: Ironic tag in the hospital after having a heart attack in the strip club?


FTFM
 
2014-04-23 02:21:31 AM  
Once, ?I went at lunch time to a club with my Dad. I was eating lunch, and he went to the back with one of the dancers. When we left, I'd spent less than 10 bucks, he'd spent over a hundred, and still didn't eat. Never really cared for strip clubs, but he's a devotee. Kinda like an older version of Dave Attell.
 
2014-04-23 04:28:24 AM  
If you give them your credit card, it's your word against a bunch of strippers and waitresses and managers as to how much you actually spent there.

There is absolutely no reason why they wouldn't lie about or exaggerate what you spent, right? Never give your cc to anyone at a place like that. Even better just stay away from those places.
 
2014-04-23 05:44:53 AM  

Animatronik: If you give them your credit card, it's your word against a bunch of strippers and waitresses and managers as to how much you actually spent there.

There is absolutely no reason why they wouldn't lie about or exaggerate what you spent, right? Never give your cc to anyone at a place like that. Even better just stay away from those places.


If you go to a private room, they'll make you sign the tab.  Then they fingerprint you on the bill.  He's not the first to try this.
 
2014-04-23 12:16:46 PM  
www.bundyology.com

Al Bundy approves.
 
2014-04-23 02:43:57 PM  

SearchN: I would post a pic of fark's favorite stripper, but I don't think I want the time out.


Is this her?
aktuelresim.com
 
2014-04-23 04:17:34 PM  

SpaceBison: SearchN: I would post a pic of fark's favorite stripper, but I don't think I want the time out.

Is this her?
[aktuelresim.com image 400x515]


Nope.
 
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