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(The Smoking Gun)   Always know where your towel is. Also your toilet paper. Especially if you might appear in this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 68
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2014-04-22 08:15:32 PM
Arrested for battery
www.thesmokinggun.com
Looks like it should have been for dead batteries
 
2014-04-22 08:41:52 PM
You done farked up your ears and face forever, ya' fu*kin genius.
 
2014-04-22 08:47:28 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery

Looks like it should have been for dead batteries


She looks like a middle schooler to me. So did the last one
 
2014-04-22 08:48:43 PM
www.thesmokinggun.comimg.4plebs.org
 
2014-04-22 08:50:39 PM
www.thesmokinggun.com


Now there's a really hoopy frood
 
2014-04-22 08:50:51 PM
www.thesmokinggun.comwww.film.com
 
2014-04-22 08:51:50 PM

zarker: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery

Looks like it should have been for dead batteries

She looks like a middle schooler to me. So did the last one


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 08:52:00 PM

zarker: She looks like a middle schooler to me. So did the last one


Yeah... those seventh graders can't carry their liquor worth a damn
 
2014-04-22 08:56:07 PM

SPLAMM: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 550x688][img.4plebs.org image 200x266]


She looks like she listened to some Vogon poetry
 
2014-04-22 08:57:40 PM
Another satisfied customer from the Donald Trump School of Hair Design
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2014-04-22 08:57:51 PM
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Tazed in the anus
 
2014-04-22 08:58:00 PM

Calmamity: You done farked up your ears and face forever, ya' fu*kin genius.


Not only that but he's useless for a life of crime as well.  Nothing screams "random search" like that dude's face.
 
2014-04-22 08:58:47 PM
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2014-04-22 08:59:04 PM
www.thesmokinggun.com4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-22 08:59:22 PM
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Marcia Marcia Marcia
 
2014-04-22 09:02:15 PM
Couldn't they just have arrested this guy for being a freak show?

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You just can't trust someone like that not to eventually commit a crime.
 
2014-04-22 09:02:54 PM
img.fark.netrt.com
 
2014-04-22 09:03:54 PM
That Ol Janx Spirit really packs a punch don't it?
 
2014-04-22 09:04:59 PM
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This is taking things a little too far, Orlando.
 
2014-04-22 09:06:50 PM
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He doesn't look polynesian
 
2014-04-22 09:08:05 PM

gfid: Couldn't they just have arrested this guy for being a freak show?

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 550x688]

You just can't trust someone like that not to eventually commit a crime.


Charlie McCarthy?
 
2014-04-22 09:09:26 PM
www.thesmokinggun.comwww.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2014-04-22 09:10:50 PM
Have number seven bathed and sent to someone else's bunk. For the lulz.
 
2014-04-22 09:13:29 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 09:15:14 PM
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2014-04-22 09:15:27 PM
www.thesmokinggun.comthrowbacksnw.com
 
2014-04-22 09:16:33 PM
Failure to appear....

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-22 09:17:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery
[www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x600]
Looks like it should have been for dead batteries


More like battered. She ate the poor bastard.
 
2014-04-22 09:20:20 PM
img.fark.neti489.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-22 09:21:42 PM

BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 550x688]

Tazed in the anus...


...and you're to blame. You give love a bad name.
 
2014-04-22 09:23:50 PM
img.fark.net
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-22 09:26:47 PM

BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 550x688]

He doesn't look polynesian


Thing is, you can tell that he has removed all of the hardware.  You're only getting half the picture.  This kid's even more farked up than he appears in this pic.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [img.fark.net image 550x688]


That's probably close to the real picture.  In this one, you see, he has been promoted to branch manager.
 
2014-04-22 09:27:19 PM

Calmamity: You done farked up your ears and face forever, ya' fu*kin genius.


Worst part is that you know this guy puts a lot of attention on exactly how he wants his face to look.. which means that pedo-stache is intentional...
 
2014-04-22 09:27:30 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery
[www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x600]
Looks like it should have been for dead batteries


From the looks of her I'm guessing cake batter.
 
2014-04-22 09:28:49 PM
I don't get the headline, BTW.  What am I missing?  Is it funny?
 
2014-04-22 09:30:16 PM

fang06554: Calmamity: You done farked up your ears and face forever, ya' fu*kin genius.

Worst part is that you know this guy puts a lot of attention on exactly how he wants his face to look.. which means that pedo-stache is intentional...


I like how the inside of his lobes are tattooed
 
2014-04-22 09:33:27 PM

Nick Nostril: BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 550x688]

Tazed in the anus...

...and you're to blame. You give love a bad name.


When passions a prison you cant break free
 
2014-04-22 09:39:09 PM

MooseBayou: BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 550x688]

He doesn't look polynesian

Thing is, you can tell that he has removed all of the hardware.  You're only getting half the picture.  This kid's even more farked up than he appears in this pic.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [img.fark.net image 550x688]

That's probably close to the real picture.  In this one, you see, he has been promoted to branch manager.


I thought the ears were hitch points for a high speed c**ksuckerr
 
2014-04-22 09:42:12 PM
Whose wine, what wine. where the hell did I dine

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2014-04-22 09:43:13 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 09:43:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-22 09:44:15 PM

MooseBayou: I don't get the headline, BTW.  What am I missing?  Is it funny?


Mugshot roundup
 
2014-04-22 09:45:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-22 09:45:44 PM

SPLAMM: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875][www.patchproducts.com image 801x1008]


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 09:47:09 PM

BluVeinThrobber: MooseBayou: I don't get the headline, BTW.  What am I missing?  Is it funny?

Mugshot roundup


42 skidoo? Or is that doo skid?
 
2014-04-22 09:50:18 PM

deschinc: BluVeinThrobber: MooseBayou: I don't get the headline, BTW.  What am I missing?  Is it funny?

Mugshot roundup

42 skidoo? Or is that doo skid?


More like skid mark
 
2014-04-22 09:50:55 PM

zarker: I like how the inside of his lobes are tattooed


His ears look like clay with an impression of a gear in it. I think he just took his stuff out of his ears (like someone above said).
 
2014-04-22 09:52:44 PM
www.thesmokinggun.com

d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net
 
2014-04-22 09:53:20 PM

MooseBayou: I don't get the headline, BTW.  What am I missing?  Is it funny?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technology_in_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide _t o_the_Galaxy#Towels
 
2014-04-22 09:54:25 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 550x688]

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Noice. Veri noice. I haven't seen that in a long time.
 
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