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(The Local)   Nice: Providing wood for public Easter bonfire. Not so nice: With live machine gun ammunition hidden in it   (thelocal.de) divider line 13
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2014-04-22 11:20:16 PM  
29 votes:
♪ And a cartridge in a dead tree...♪
2014-04-22 11:17:44 PM  
5 votes:

Gyrfalcon: The girls, Nane and Charlotte, were climbing on a pile of wood set to be the fire,

"Nane"?

"Nane"???


Yes and if she had accidentally set them if fit would have been Innane.
2014-04-22 11:47:01 PM  
4 votes:

TheMega: Hmmmm.. appears to 7.62x54.. yes, some did actually get manufactured for a machine gun. Majority did not.. but, by all means, let's go with machine gun ammo even tho those are obviously not machine gun ammo. And, that's an assault log, too!!!!!


/god damned assault logs, anyhow
//what machine gun ammo might look like...
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It is a tragedy when people do not get the right names,  maybe one day as a nation we'll all be able to identify the caliber by the sound it makes being fired into a large crowd but sadly due to the liberal opression of gun rights, this day may not come.
2014-04-22 08:52:16 PM  
4 votes:
It's obviously a beautiful metaphor for the Easter holiday. Live ammunition emerging from dead wood. It's clear as day and you people have twisted minds for thinking otherwise.
2014-04-23 10:56:05 AM  
1 votes:
That log only holds 9 rounds. So that would be legal in CA and NY?
2014-04-23 04:35:21 AM  
1 votes:

Mithiwithi: Let's not forget that if this log had made it into the fire, when these rounds' propellant ignited, it would have done so in the middle of a pile of burning wood. So rather than slugs spraying out like they were fired from a machine gun, we instead have an expanding cloud of burning wood fragments...


I have an expanding wood too, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

/only burns when I pee though
2014-04-23 01:47:30 AM  
1 votes:

mutterfark: ♪ And a cartridge in a dead tree...♪


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2014-04-23 12:45:12 AM  
1 votes:

Mithiwithi: Let's not forget that if this log had made it into the fire, when these rounds' propellant ignited, it would have done so in the middle of a pile of burning wood. So rather than slugs spraying out like they were fired from a machine gun, we instead have an expanding cloud of burning wood fragments...


thehappygal.com

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2014-04-22 11:45:17 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-04-22 11:24:40 PM  
1 votes:

mutterfark: ♪ And a cartridge in a dead tree...♪


Ok. That's damn funny.
2014-04-22 08:46:54 PM  
1 votes:
The girls, Nane and Charlotte, were climbing on a pile of wood set to be the fire, when they found a 20-centimetre-long branch buried in the heap into which someone had drilled nine holes and inserted machine gun cartridges

Whoops, my bad.
2014-04-22 08:34:14 PM  
1 votes:
Germans are crazy about proper engineering. Even their insane people are good at it.
2014-04-22 08:04:19 PM  
1 votes:
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What. The. Fark.

What kind of asshole would do something like that?
 
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