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(Baltimore Sun)   Fark: Naval Academy lacrosse player threatens cab driver with a knife. Farker: A butter knife   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 44
    More: Dumbass, Naval Academy, cabdrivers, knife, Anne Arundel County, Cape May  
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2014-04-22 08:06:04 PM  
There's plenty of non-edged weapons, subby. A butter knife is more that enough to ruin your day.
 
2014-04-22 08:06:45 PM  
Poor Middies.  What is it about caucasian lacrosse players having their very own douche canoe?
 
2014-04-22 09:46:04 PM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-22 10:02:29 PM  
Lacrosse is just jai alai for Caucasians.
 
2014-04-22 10:24:39 PM  
This might effect his service selection.
 
2014-04-22 10:29:09 PM  
How many demerits does he get for this?
 
2014-04-22 10:48:07 PM  

BalugaJoe: Lacrosse is just jai alai for Caucasians.


Lacrosse is Algonquin for "Bloodsport."
 
2014-04-22 10:53:10 PM  
Doesn't matter what you're being threatened with, you probably don't want it in your eye or up your ass. I could threaten you with a candlestick and you best cower.
 
2014-04-22 10:57:26 PM  
They don't let them play with sharp things until they at least make LTjg.
 
2014-04-22 10:58:21 PM  
one of the men returned with a knife and ran toward the cab driver, who was in the driveway. The driver ran back to the car, police said, and the man dropped the knife and went back in the house.
Police charged Gabriel Marc Voumard, 22, with first-degree assault, second-degree assault and reckless endangerment.


I think they left something out of the story or they need to pick only one of these charges. And wouldn't theft be included?
 
2014-04-22 10:58:34 PM  
It is a gateway knife.
 
2014-04-22 11:00:18 PM  
I don't live near or use taxis, so I have a question:  What should one do if one gets a taxi ride and at the end can't pay the fare?  (Obviously not use a knife to chase cabbie away)  I could
see that accidentally happening, but what's the usual routine for that?
 
2014-04-22 11:01:43 PM  
Thats not a knife
 
2014-04-22 11:05:14 PM  

BalugaJoe: Lacrosse is just jai alai for Caucasians.


Ummm...Caucasians already play jai alai
 
2014-04-22 11:05:19 PM  

The5thElement: They don't let them play with sharp things until they at least make LTjg.


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-22 11:24:28 PM  
I smell a submission to the Ranger Up Friday meme war
 
2014-04-22 11:31:00 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: BalugaJoe: Lacrosse is just jai alai for Caucasians.

Ummm...Caucasians already play jai alai


Wait... the Basque are white?  Are you sure?
 
2014-04-22 11:35:53 PM  
Future Navy Seal
 
2014-04-22 11:41:07 PM  
Yesterday night was the Australian free to air premiere of the Archer episode with the Molotov crosse, so I'm getting a kick
 
2014-04-22 11:45:58 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Future Navy Seal


No, future Navy Seal would have clung to the underside of passing tractor trailers until he got within walking distance of his objective.
 
2014-04-23 12:13:30 AM  
This kid grew up in Cape May. For those of you that don't know, Cape May is a rough town. The gangs from Avalon, Stone Harbor, and Ocean City are always trying to take over the Cape May turf. Fighting with butter knives and horseshoe crabs is just a way of life down there.

/ My grandpa lived in Cape May
// He only used butter knives for their intended purpose
/// He was a WW2 Navy Vet
 
2014-04-23 12:18:59 AM  

SomethingToDo: Yesterday night was the Australian free to air premiere of the Archer episode with the Molotov crosse, so I'm getting a kick


Our TV schedule is so crap.

whosits_112: BalugaJoe: Lacrosse is just jai alai for Caucasians.

Lacrosse is Algonquin for "Bloodsport."


www.bite.ca
 
2014-04-23 12:35:00 AM  
You put the butter on the muffin.
 
2014-04-23 12:42:50 AM  

whosits_112: BalugaJoe: Lacrosse is just jai alai for Caucasians.

Lacrosse is Algonquin for "Bloodsport."


And Canadian French for masturbation
 
2014-04-23 12:44:49 AM  
I wonder what his major is.
 
2014-04-23 12:50:28 AM  
Back in the autumn when video went viral of two chicks wailing on each other in Victoria's Secret on Black Friday we in Annapolis started joking about how we only make the national news when something embarrassing happens. Fark may soon need an "Annapolis" tag.
 
2014-04-23 01:20:43 AM  

Chronomorte: I don't live near or use taxis, so I have a question:  What should one do if one gets a taxi ride and at the end can't pay the fare?  (Obviously not use a knife to chase cabbie away)  I could
see that accidentally happening, but what's the usual routine for that?


The one time it happened to me, the cab driver drove me to a nearby ATM so I could withdraw enough money to pay him. He told me that according to company policy, he was supposed to charge me for the drive to the ATM, but since it was just down the street he would let it slide. I ended up giving him a pretty big tip as thanks and my apology for being a drunken dumbass.
 
2014-04-23 01:31:52 AM  
Could be worse, he could have come at him with knife hands.
 
2014-04-23 01:51:51 AM  
The use of butter knives is spreading.
 
2014-04-23 02:00:12 AM  

zarker: I could threaten you with a candlestick and you best cower.


Yeah. Ask Mr. Body how that turned out for him in the conservatory.
 
2014-04-23 02:12:32 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: zarker: I could threaten you with a candlestick and you best cower.

Yeah. Ask Mr. Body how that turned out for him in the conservatory.


I always thought Miss Scarlet did it in the Ballroom with the candlestick.
 
2014-04-23 02:20:34 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: The use of butter knives is spreading.


+1
 
2014-04-23 02:29:51 AM  
He thought he was going for his cutlass but reached into the silverware drawer instead of the umbrella stand.  Damn middies don't know a weapon from a tool.  They think they're the first but are mostly the second.
 
2014-04-23 05:38:48 AM  
That's just Embarrassing. Really, that was a Rodney Dangerfield joke. " I got held up the other day, I could tell the guy wasn't a professional, he used a Butter Knife! "
 
2014-04-23 06:29:08 AM  
Is there a whiter sport than lacrosse?
 
2014-04-23 06:38:35 AM  

Shirley Ujest: Is there a whiter sport than lacrosse?


Croquet?
 
2014-04-23 08:31:41 AM  
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "is that butter or I Cant Believe its not Butter? " Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being that cholesterol is a leading factor in heart disease  and can kill you in your prime, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 
2014-04-23 09:43:25 AM  
What a maroon.
 
2014-04-23 10:25:48 AM  

agent00pi: Shirley Ujest: Is there a whiter sport than lacrosse?

Croquet?


Ice Curling. Even white people not from Maine don't know wtf is going on there.
/sweeping the ice?
//why????
 
2014-04-23 12:04:04 PM  

IHadMeAVision: FloridaFarkTag: BalugaJoe: Lacrosse is just jai alai for Caucasians.

Ummm...Caucasians already play jai alai

Wait... the Basque are white?  Are you sure?


What else would they be? They're from southern France and northern Spain.

/came for the Archer reference
// really,  lacrosse players would still be douchey if they played football...it's kind of the privileged white preppy jock kind of thing. Fun sport to watch though.
 
2014-04-23 12:53:22 PM  
Also a butter knife:

images.replacements.com
 
2014-04-23 03:02:13 PM  
Came for the oblig Hunt for Red October pic. Leaving disappointed.
 
2014-04-23 04:42:38 PM  

agent00pi: Shirley Ujest: Is there a whiter sport than lacrosse?

Croquet?


2.bp.blogspot.com

As if. What's your damage?
 
2014-04-23 10:36:46 PM  
Looks like he should have had....a butter plan

/that was awful
 
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