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(Crooks & Liars)   Burning Man organizers to host 240 band rules-free, law-free festival across from Bundy ranch. Trolling Level is over 9000   (crooksandliars.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Ted Bundy, Bundy ranch, professional organizer, free festival, trolls  
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2014-04-22 04:32:09 PM  
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2014-04-22 04:37:45 PM  
What attendees may look like dancing together while one of the bands performs:

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2014-04-22 04:37:46 PM  
I think Bundy already holds the record for being the biggest penis in the open desert
 
2014-04-22 05:22:13 PM  
Too hot for the furrys.
 
2014-04-22 05:47:58 PM  
www.bundyology.com
 
2014-04-22 06:02:15 PM  
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2014-04-22 06:11:04 PM  
This is so goddamn beautiful, I don't even know what to say.
 
2014-04-22 06:11:23 PM  
Ignoring the law is only OK when white patriots do it. Filthy hippies, darkies and gays need not apply.
 
2014-04-22 06:11:48 PM  
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2014-04-22 06:14:56 PM  
I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?
 
2014-04-22 06:14:57 PM  
*PENIS ERECTION CONTEST:

Okay, I laughed like a 12 year old boy at that....and I want to compete in this contest too.
 
2014-04-22 06:15:40 PM  
Is...is this real? I want this to be real.
 
2014-04-22 06:16:35 PM  
Having a bunch of guys compete to pop the biggest hard-on might be gayer than 2 dudes blowing on each other. But, it's burning man so...nobody from civilization cares.
 
2014-04-22 06:17:15 PM  

Mark Ratner: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 678x376]


It's amazing how well burnt orage and avocado go together.
 
2014-04-22 06:18:02 PM  
They all should bring as many guns as possible. Because 'Murica.
 
2014-04-22 06:18:28 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?


Lulz.

And showing up how much of a hypocrite Bundy is if he asks state and/or federal authorities to intervene.
 
2014-04-22 06:18:52 PM  
Can't wait for the first hipster that tries to get an ironic selfie of them trespassing on dude's land.
 
2014-04-22 06:19:09 PM  
I wonder how many of them will get shot by the patriots defending real america?
 
2014-04-22 06:20:27 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?


It's funny.
That's the achievement.
If world peace breaks out, so much the better.
 
2014-04-22 06:21:53 PM  

fusillade762: Ignoring the law is only OK when white patriots do it. Filthy hippies, darkies and gays need not apply.


Aren't those the groups that usually ignore the law? The laws they don't like, anyway.
 
2014-04-22 06:21:56 PM  

HairyNevus: Having a bunch of guys compete to pop the biggest hard-on might be gayer than 2 dudes blowing on each other. But, it's burning man so...nobody from civilization cares.


It's at least as gay as Freddie Mercury and Liberace in lingerie in Miami on a Tuesday.  I'm going to withdraw my application to the penis erection contest.
 
2014-04-22 06:23:29 PM  
I can be naked AND get assault rifles waved in front of my face while I get to hang out with doped up hipsters, hippies, and jingoist militiamen? Sounds like a party to me!
 
2014-04-22 06:24:24 PM  

Lee451: Aren't those the groups that usually ignore the law? The laws they don't like, anyway.


You're talking about the militia patriot groups, right? The ones who are demanding a rancher be able to ignore the law and court rulings?
 
2014-04-22 06:25:41 PM  
Everyone gets to graze food from Bundy's kitchen!
 
2014-04-22 06:26:03 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?


It's a sharp, pointed stick poked at Bundy and Bundy supporters. If they yowl, we laugh.
 
2014-04-22 06:26:07 PM  

hardinparamedic: PapermonkeyExpress: I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?

Lulz.

And showing up how much of a hypocrite Bundy is if he asks state and/or federal authorities to intervene.


'They's scarin' muh cows! Git 'em off n ur land! They ain't gawt no puhmits!'

Epic LULZ indeed.
 
2014-04-22 06:26:40 PM  
I can't wait to show off my latest fundy bundy.
 
2014-04-22 06:28:06 PM  
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it's the Bundy Way(tm)
 
2014-04-22 06:29:09 PM  

hardinparamedic: This is so goddamn beautiful, I don't even know what to say.


how about "Hope nobody gets shot".
 
2014-04-22 06:30:10 PM  
Sounds like fun.

/still not going to Nevada
 
2014-04-22 06:30:49 PM  

hardinparamedic: PapermonkeyExpress: I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?

Lulz.

And showing up how much of a hypocrite Bundy is if he asks state and/or federal authorities to intervene.


Also, hopefully a 'two birds, one stone' sort of thing where the Real 'Muricans shoot a bunch of the Burners. Murder charges against Bundy and the militias, warranting a raid and round up by the authorities, and a tragic event to hopefully disband a pop culture event that was worn out 15 years ago.
 
2014-04-22 06:30:51 PM  
Can't wait for video of dozens of hippies cresting a hill riding dairy cattle...Ride of the Valkyries blasting in the background...
 
2014-04-22 06:33:16 PM  
I think I'm free that month...
 
2014-04-22 06:36:26 PM  

Ambivalence: hardinparamedic: This is so goddamn beautiful, I don't even know what to say.

how about "Hope nobody gets shot".


Mmmm...I have friends that work the Rampart General medical tent at Burning Man.

I'm a realist Sir.
 
2014-04-22 06:37:32 PM  

Tymast: I wonder how many of them will get shot by the patriots defending real america?


This doesn't make any sense, and for such a stretch of the imagination to be repeated far and wide across the internet leads me to think a false flag may be brewing.
 
2014-04-22 06:38:31 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?


I'm with you...  I have been to burning Man twice and really enjoyed it, but this makes me think that this guy is just a giant prick.  It accomplishes nothing...

How much do you want to bet that the Militia guys show up with their guns to greet the hippies.  That I would pay to see.  Let's see if they can dance and dodge bullets at the same time...

This is total BS and I bet it never happens...  Just a dumbass doing his best to have a high profile hissy fit and grab as much attention for himself as possible...

Burning Man - Good

This idea - Lame/Pathetic

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2014-04-22 06:39:38 PM  
Bundy will probably unleash his herd of man-eating cows -- let'em graze on the hippies!
 
2014-04-22 06:39:46 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?


Attention whoring by young people.

The party will be an event where participants celebrate freedom from government laws and regulations, held next door to a ranch whose owner is against government laws and regulation?

And they are holding this to troll/annoy Bundy? By what? Making more noise than the helicopters that were flying over his ranch?

So in the end they are either celebrating freedom *with* him, or they are holding a pro-government rally.

That has the laser-like focus and purpose of those stupid Wall Street rallies whose names I've already forgotten.
 
2014-04-22 06:39:54 PM  

bugmn99: Can't wait for the first hipster that tries to get an ironic selfie of them trespassing on dude's land.


Can you say photobomb?/
of course you can.
I knew you could.
 
2014-04-22 06:40:23 PM  
This sounds like a ton of effort to just annoy one person.  There are plenty of dicks if you want to annoy someone for the "LULz"  And for way less than thousands of dollars.
 
2014-04-22 06:40:44 PM  
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2014-04-22 06:41:12 PM  
Oh, I get it now. Anybody who isn't all "Big Government, Rah!" is an enemy and must be mocked and/or killed.

And then you complain about the NSA and the American Stasi, but keep on flying the SuperGovernment flag. It's good to hate who your government overlords tell you to hate. Because it will keep you safe. Until you are the enemy.
 
2014-04-22 06:41:39 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Is...is this real? I want this to be real.


I really want this to be real.
 
2014-04-22 06:41:51 PM  
Um, this festival is a joke, right?

For what it's worth, the Feds farked up again: they managed to show that the Obama administration, like any other since the Bonus March, really is just a bunch of "ham-handed jack-booted thugs." Sometimes I mourn being born too late to enjoy the moderation and negotiating skill of Abe Lincoln, who would have let the rich white Southerners keep their plantations and slaves and everything if only they'd just not secede or rejoin after they did. Leave it to Obama to make the Jeff Davis Gang look all namby-pamby by comparison.

Shesh. A pox on both their houses.
 
2014-04-22 06:43:01 PM  
Who wants to organize the FARK/Bundy party?
 
2014-04-22 06:43:12 PM  
Just run across the road for the free toilet facilities.
 
2014-04-22 06:43:15 PM  
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2014-04-22 06:43:36 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: I guess I'm at a loss to what this is supposed to achieve??

Anyone?


Everyone expects the federales to wait until the crowds disperse to swoop in, so this is a way to get a crowd to remain there, but they can't stay there forever, and the police don't need to rush. It's really just delaying the inevitable.
 
2014-04-22 06:43:38 PM  

Evil Twin Skippy: thismomentinblackhistory: Is...is this real? I want this to be real.

I really want this to be real.


Or is it just fantasy.

Easy come, easy go.
 
2014-04-22 06:46:11 PM  
As long as there's plenty of this (very much NSFW), I'm all for it.
 
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