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(NYPost)   New York Post pens an open letter to Chelsea Clinton's fetus because liberals. Or something   (nypost.com) divider line 164
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2014-04-22 12:41:24 PM  
Ugh, Kyle Smith.  What an unfunny dick.  Always tries to find a way to go all libs libs libs on anything he writes about, just try reading his movie reviews.
 
2014-04-22 12:42:21 PM  
I clicked the link and now fill like some fort of container of vinegar
 
2014-04-22 12:48:45 PM  
Can you say "Campaign Asset"?

You know who can say it?

tammybruce.com

Oh, no, wait, that pregnancy was a celebration of life!  And talking about/parading her grandchild on stage was sweet, not manipulative.
 
2014-04-22 12:49:48 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Can you say "Campaign Asset"?

You know who can say it?

[tammybruce.com image 403x437]

Oh, no, wait, that pregnancy was a celebration of life!  And talking about/parading her grandchild on stage was sweet, not manipulative.


Heh, "her child"... good one.
 
2014-04-22 12:56:06 PM  
What a dumbass. A fetus can't read.
 
2014-04-22 01:14:53 PM  
Congrats!  Not since Clint Eastwood had an argument with an empty chair that he pretended was Barack Obama has anyone stuck it to the libs quite this bad!  Kudos.
 
2014-04-22 01:17:12 PM  
Only just announced and already the kid is a political target. Way to go, post.
 
2014-04-22 01:18:28 PM  
Has anybody been able to read that? Each time I tried I just stabbed myself in the face instead because it was more fun.
 
2014-04-22 01:19:15 PM  
Christ, what a douchebag
 
2014-04-22 01:30:02 PM  
Huh. Lookit that. A lot of words I couldn't force my way all the way through that amount to nothing more than tiny impotent fists of rage.
 
2014-04-22 01:35:41 PM  
Man the pro-life folks are having a field day with the revelation that a pro-choice woman might become pregnant and want to have a child, as if this hadn't happened millions upon millions of times since Roe v. Wade alone.

Whatever.  Let them have their stupid fun.
 
2014-04-22 01:36:45 PM  
They really printed that?

Really?
 
2014-04-22 01:37:08 PM  
That wasn't well written or funny.

That belongs in the Derposhere of Townhall or American Thinker, not written in a well respected news source like the NY Post!
 
2014-04-22 01:38:29 PM  

Barfmaker: Has anybody been able to read that? Each time I tried I just stabbed myself in the face instead because it was more fun.


The American Indians, being driven westward into reservations, didn't leave a trail of butthurt that wide.
 
2014-04-22 01:42:39 PM  
The person who wrote this is mentally ill.
 
2014-04-22 01:44:21 PM  
Is there a funny conservative anywhere?  And by that I don't mean laughable, because goodness knows that they are plentiful.  What I mean is someone who actually understands comedy or even has a modicum of wit.
 
2014-04-22 01:47:26 PM  
Bleh.   Fark trolls can do better than that.

I feel so sorry for that kid.
 
2014-04-22 01:50:53 PM  

BritneysSpeculum: Is there a funny conservative anywhere?  And by that I don't mean laughable, because goodness knows that they are plentiful.  What I mean is someone who actually understands comedy or even has a modicum of wit.


Good comedy requires some empathy, and the teabaggers are completely devoid of it.

All in all, Mr. Smith:

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-22 01:51:49 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What a dumbass. A fetus can't read.


How do you know?  Have you tried giving one a book?  Or a Kindle?
 
2014-04-22 01:52:54 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Can you say "Campaign Asset"?

You know who can say it?



Oh, no, wait, that pregnancy was a celebration of life!  And talking about/parading her grandchild on stage was sweet, not manipulative.


Hey, a retarded child. And it's carrying a baby.
 
2014-04-22 01:52:55 PM  
jesus that might be the worst thing i've ever read
 
2014-04-22 01:53:31 PM  
it's 2014 and people are still making jokes about pantsuits
 
2014-04-22 01:54:48 PM  
The Post is a worthless pile of garbage not even worthy of being toliet paper. News at 11.
 
2014-04-22 01:55:33 PM  

Jackson Herring: it's 2014 and people are still making jokes about pantsuits


Ladies don't wear pants, it's insane!
 
2014-04-22 01:56:03 PM  
Wow, I didn't know you could actually smell bitterness over the internet.
 
2014-04-22 01:56:28 PM  
Meanwhile, Mitt Romney had 8 grandchildren from when he first started running for President in 2007 through 2012.

No one seemed to care.
 
2014-04-22 01:56:32 PM  
LOL!

Kyle Smith, angry, jealous, Conservative.
 
2014-04-22 01:57:21 PM  
Are Republicans intentionally sabotaging themselves now?  This is not going to convince anyone to side with you, kid.
 
2014-04-22 01:57:39 PM  
Dude. You are writing a sarcastic, mean letter to a fetus. I know you are pro-life and all, but it is not listening to you.
 
2014-04-22 01:57:58 PM  

El_Frijole_Blanco: I clicked the link and now fill like some fort of container of vinegar


LOL, you type this on your phone? Autocorrect likes to stick it to ya...
 
2014-04-22 01:58:21 PM  
And we have a new entry into the 2014 A-Hole of the Year Award
 
2014-04-22 01:58:50 PM  

James!: Only just announced and already the kid is a political target. Way to go, post.


Thirteen years ago, at least one fine conservative writer made this kid a political target when it was purely hypothetical, suggesting the world would be a better place if we'd put all the possible generations of Clintons to death --

"Chelsea is a Clinton. She bears the taint; and though not prosecutable in law, in custom and nature the taint cannot be ignored. All the great despotisms of the past - I'm not arguing for despotism as a principle, but they sure knew how to deal with potential trouble - recognized that the families of objectionable citizens were a continuing threat. In Stalin's penal code it was a crime to be the wife or child of an "enemy of the people". The Nazis used the same principle, which they called Sippenhaft, "clan liability". In Imperial China, enemies of the state were punished "to the ninth degree": that is, everyone in the offender's own generation would be killed, and everyone related via four generations up, to the great-great-grandparents, and four generations down, to the great-great-grandchildren, would also be killed."  - John Derbyshire
 
2014-04-22 01:58:55 PM  

bikerific: Meanwhile, Mitt Romney had 8 grandchildren from when he first started running for President in 2007 through 2012.

No one seemed to care.


HIS money is different, he, after great struggle & achieving determinate goals set by the standards of perfection, earned that inheritance.
 
2014-04-22 01:59:06 PM  
Be a cock to an unborn baby.  How very Republican of you.
 
2014-04-22 01:59:46 PM  
Conservatives are terrified of this kid turning 35 already.
 
2014-04-22 02:00:28 PM  

SundaesChild: Be a cock to an unborn baby.  How very Republican of you.


yeah, usually they wait until after birth.
 
2014-04-22 02:00:31 PM  

Jackson Herring: it's 2014 and people are still making jokes about pantsuits


And no mention of cankles.  Truly subpar trolling no matter how you look at it.
 
2014-04-22 02:00:43 PM  

Barfmaker: Has anybody been able to read that? Each time I tried I just stabbed myself in the face instead because it was more fun.


I tried... I stayed brave and on point. I got to the bullshiat about a "Campaign Asset" and quit. Even the brave can only hold out for so long...

bikerific: Meanwhile, Mitt Romney had 8 grandchildren from when he first started running for President in 2007 through 2012.

No one seemed to care.


I don't think Mitt actually HAD them. Be a helluva news story if he had...
 
2014-04-22 02:01:20 PM  
Why are conservatives so afraid of proud, strong, liberal fetus?
 
2014-04-22 02:01:31 PM  
NYPost? Stopped reading there...
 
2014-04-22 02:01:52 PM  
I despise the Clintons. But this article is dooshy.
 
2014-04-22 02:01:56 PM  
Unborn child: 1.
Kyle Smith: 0.
 
2014-04-22 02:02:13 PM  

Isitoveryet: bikerific: Meanwhile, Mitt Romney had 8 grandchildren from when he first started running for President in 2007 through 2012.

No one seemed to care.

HIS money is different, he, after great struggle & achieving determinate goals set by the standards of perfection, earned that inheritance.


Remember, if a Clinton child benefits from it's name and connections it's nepotism and failing to earn your way on your own merits.  When a conservative does it, it's proof that the system rewards the hard work of that person and their fathers.
 
2014-04-22 02:03:41 PM  

Isitoveryet: LOL!

Kyle Smith, angry, jealous, Conservative.


If you think that's bad, you should check out his review of the Golden Globes.

The Golden Globes: Too much estrogen
 
2014-04-22 02:04:01 PM  

James!: Only just announced and already the kid is a political target. Way to go, post.


I am really hoping nothing bad happens in the pregnancy because I don't even want to think about what they'd come up with if Chelsea miscarried or delivered stillborn or something horrible.

I'm trying to keep a net positive outlook on the human species but these jackoffs make that very difficult.
 
2014-04-22 02:04:29 PM  

Diogenes: Why are conservatives so afraid of proud, strong, liberal fetus?


we've established a motive, in this case, Mr. Smith saw the size of the fetus' penis & became extremely jealous.

/stole it from Pet Detective.
 
2014-04-22 02:05:34 PM  
Well, that was vile.
 
2014-04-22 02:05:38 PM  
NYPost? Classy article for once. Expected them to say she got pregnant just so she could have an abortion.
 
2014-04-22 02:05:44 PM  

Mikey1969: El_Frijole_Blanco: I clicked the link and now fill like some fort of container of vinegar

LOL, you type this on your phone? Autocorrect likes to stick it to ya...


No that was Lateral surface of my brain shutting down in defense against the chronic stupid of the article
 
2014-04-22 02:06:46 PM  
Charlie: Have you read the New York Post?
Will: No. My eyes are connected to my brain.
 
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