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(Bay News 9)   County sheriff to hold Shotgun Shootout to raise funds for children's charities like free eye patches for kids   (baynews9.com) divider line 58
    More: Florida, Shotgun Shootout, Pasco Sheriff, shoot out tournament  
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2014-04-22 01:17:20 PM  
This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.
 
2014-04-22 01:58:41 PM  

Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.


Ummm...I'm Canadian, with no love for firearms (just not in our culture), but wtf dude?
 
2014-04-22 02:11:18 PM  

Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.



Lulz.
 
2014-04-22 02:12:20 PM  
Ok that's funny.
 
2014-04-22 02:14:09 PM  
i304.photobucket.com

Approves.

/Happy (Belated) Easter!
 
2014-04-22 03:13:40 PM  

Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.


4/10
 
2014-04-22 03:15:00 PM  
Sounds like a fun way to spend the day.
 
2014-04-22 03:15:25 PM  

Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.


TROLLFIRST!
 
2014-04-22 03:16:04 PM  

pottie: Sounds like a fun way to spend the day.


You are evidently unfamiliar with the condition known as "shotgun shoulder".
 
2014-04-22 03:16:33 PM  

Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 03:17:15 PM  

Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.


Oh, that's what THEY want you to think.
 
2014-04-22 03:17:47 PM  
Screw paying for expensive eyepatches. If you're going to be shooting a bunch of shotguns anyway, just blast the kids. No more one-eyed kids. Problem solved.
 
2014-04-22 03:18:31 PM  

gunrunner: Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.

TROLLFIRST!


I was attempting to create a subtle commentary on submitter's assessment of the news story as Farkworthy.
 
2014-04-22 03:19:18 PM  
I didn't know you could get a free handy just by visiting a gun thread.  Awsome!
 
2014-04-22 03:19:48 PM  
Won't SOMEBODY think of the clay pigeons?
 
2014-04-22 03:20:08 PM  
When I was a lad, I always thought I would look cool with an eyepatch.
 
2014-04-22 03:20:09 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Screw paying for expensive eyepatches. If you're going to be shooting a bunch of shotguns anyway, just blast the kids. No more one-eyed kids. Problem solved.


It's Florida, you do that and you'd severely reduce the average IQ of the state.
 
2014-04-22 03:23:28 PM  

jso2897: When I was a lad, I always thought I would look cool with an eyepatch.


I can poke you in the eye, if you'd like.
 
2014-04-22 03:23:36 PM  
Nobody believes it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye unless you do it once in a while.
 
2014-04-22 03:24:35 PM  
in other words, a federal government ploy for american citizen gun owner registration
 
2014-04-22 03:27:24 PM  

jso2897: When I was a lad, I always thought I would look cool with an eyepatch.


trust me, nothing looks cool with an eyepatch -- everything looks flat and equidistant, even people, and trying to use stairs can get tricky.
 
2014-04-22 03:28:23 PM  

Dimensio: gunrunner: Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.

TROLLFIRST!

I was attempting to create a subtle commentary on submitter's assessment of the news story as Farkworthy.


in that case, I retract TROLLFIRST
 
2014-04-22 03:30:04 PM  
I love shooting clays.
 
2014-04-22 03:34:08 PM  
Not amused:

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2014-04-22 03:35:39 PM  
Is Cheney invited?
 
2014-04-22 03:39:06 PM  
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2014-04-22 03:39:18 PM  
Its a trap! Just a way for fartbongo to find out who owns guns!
 
2014-04-22 03:39:56 PM  
Eyepatch?  Did someone say eyepatch?

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 03:41:59 PM  
memberfiles.freewebs.com
 
2014-04-22 03:42:50 PM  
LarryDan43: Its a trap! Just a way for fartbongo to find out who owns rents guns!

It's the renters you really have to worry about.
 
2014-04-22 03:47:17 PM  
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2014-04-22 03:48:27 PM  
And almost a year after a new gun control bill, prompted by a mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, was defeated. You stay classy, Florida.
 
2014-04-22 03:53:12 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: And almost a year after a new gun control bill, prompted by a mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, was defeated. You stay classy, Florida.


Yes. I'm certain that flurry of bills across the country all addressed skeet shooting.
 
2014-04-22 03:56:25 PM  
Say "Hail Hydra" ONE MORE TIME.
www.imfdb.org
/the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides...FURYous anger
 
2014-04-22 03:58:33 PM  
Clicked through for the inevitable Fark-Snark and behold .. I am not disappointed .. in the number of low life basement dwellers living on food stamps and vitriol shooting off their Poptart-holes about things they have zero experience with. Sad, sad little piles of human debris.
 
2014-04-22 04:00:21 PM  
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Not everyone looks cooler with an eyepatch.
 
2014-04-22 04:00:27 PM  
No eyepatch thread is complete without General Chang.

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2014-04-22 04:02:23 PM  
An interesting read:  The Antigun Male
 
2014-04-22 04:04:41 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Clicked through for the inevitable Fark-Snark and behold .. I am not disappointed .. in the number of low life basement dwellers living on food stamps and vitriol shooting off their Poptart-holes about things they have zero experience with. Sad, sad little piles of human debris.


www.pd4pic.com
 
2014-04-22 04:05:30 PM  
Sponsored by Bushwick Bill!

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2014-04-22 04:10:15 PM  

Dimensio: This is truly a sign of how backward Florida has become. Police departments should be confiscating firearms, not inviting the subjects to use them in competition.


Hahahahahahahahaha. Bite me Hitler.
 
2014-04-22 04:12:04 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x450]


Yarrr indeed.
 
2014-04-22 04:22:48 PM  
I wear an eyepatch driving home when seeing double after shooting rats at the landfill with my 870 pump and drinking double ipa's.
 
2014-04-22 04:28:39 PM  

jaytkay:


Mr. Rogers with a shotgun means all other posters are invalid.
 
2014-04-22 04:32:53 PM  
Just don't make your ass go to Pasco and you should be alright.
 
2014-04-22 04:34:49 PM  

This is my clay gun, a Browning Silver Hunter 12GA.

i74.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-22 04:35:24 PM  

UsikFark: jaytkay:

Mr. Rogers with a shotgun means all other posters are invalid.


It's a shootiful day in the neighborhood ...
 
2014-04-22 04:42:25 PM  

BadReligion: This is my clay gun, a Browning Silver Hunter 12GA.[i74.photobucket.com image 800x600]


As far as masturbatory material for the Fark Guntards goes, that's fairly pedestrian, kinda like Mary Ann of Gilligan's Island.
 
2014-04-22 04:52:55 PM  
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if (when?) my bad eye gives out completely, I'm going this route.
 
2014-04-22 05:00:49 PM  
Here for the farkgument as to who was the better Rooster Cogburn.  Am leaving disapoint.

/wayne < bridges
 
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