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(KTVQ Billings)   Woman attacks man with coffee cup, which is grounds for felony assault   (ktvq.com) divider line 25
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2014-04-22 12:02:25 PM  
Time to add caffeine to The War On Drugs, huh?
 
2014-04-22 01:24:38 PM  
Then it all went to pot?
 
2014-04-22 01:24:56 PM  
She was good til she last dropped him.
 
2014-04-22 01:26:15 PM  
FTA:  Officers said the victim suffered a deep cut on his hands and cuts on his stomach, legs, and face.

Hit with cup -- maybe that's a misdemeanor; beat shiat out of someone with cup -- felony seems appropriate.
 
2014-04-22 01:27:24 PM  
media3.giphy.com
 
2014-04-22 01:27:38 PM  
Well...that perked up his day...
 
2014-04-22 01:28:42 PM  

Woman attacks man with coffee cup


She'll stand accused of Malicious Chicory.
 
2014-04-22 01:30:07 PM  
Some people only need a tea cup.

/obscure?
 
2014-04-22 01:30:45 PM  
With all that trouble brewing, I wonder if she can sleep.

Maybe the prosecutor can tweaker charges.

Nah, she's gonna get roasted.
 
2014-04-22 01:32:18 PM  
Too bad he didn't defend himself with a gun.
 
2014-04-22 01:33:44 PM  
So it was a mugging?
 
2014-04-22 01:42:27 PM  
Don't bring that weak shiat into Maxwell's house!!!
 
2014-04-22 01:51:52 PM  
Sounds like she is ...

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... because that's the kind of thing that will get ...

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... from any coffee shop
 
2014-04-22 01:53:44 PM  
assault and pottery?
 
2014-04-22 02:05:31 PM  
If the incident had escalated any further, he'd have been creamed.
 
2014-04-22 02:11:25 PM  
pbs.twimg.com(Hot... like coffee)
 
2014-04-22 02:27:23 PM  
She was just vente-ing
 
2014-04-22 02:54:47 PM  
Still no word from the coffee cup on what it was doing with the man.  Oh wait, she was using it as a weapon.  *wipes head* that makes more sense.
 
2014-04-22 03:52:52 PM  
Time to ban assault coffee cups.
 
2014-04-22 04:17:25 PM  
She likes her men like she likes her coffee.

Black, with two lumps.
 
2014-04-22 04:27:35 PM  
Just a little domestic disturbance starring Hot Stuff and some average joe.  How bad could it have bean?
 
2014-04-22 05:08:53 PM  
Am I supposed to feel outrage that some ridiculous coont is being charged a felony for smashing someone in the head with a coffee cup?

Fark that. Enjoy prison stupid.
 
2014-04-22 06:08:29 PM  

EbolaNYC: Am I supposed to feel outrage that some ridiculous coont is being charged a felony for smashing someone in the head with a coffee cup?

Fark that. Enjoy prison stupid.


For this thread we are doing puns.  Please try to play nice.
 
2014-04-22 06:22:13 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
OW! That really hurt....
 
2014-04-22 09:24:14 PM  

xanadian: Some people only need a tea cup.

/obscure?


I'm furyan that you had to ask if it is obscure.
 
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