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(SFGate)   Getting arrested for wearing a red thong and no pants on a subway train after making love to a bench while smoking crack is no way to go through life, son   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 42
    More: Fail, BART Train, red thong, crack pipe, Muni, BART Police, lascivious, train operator  
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2014-04-22 12:00:27 PM
There's a Kodak moment.
 
2014-04-22 12:22:36 PM
Are you sure? Because it sure as hell sounds pretty entertaining to me.
 
2014-04-22 12:57:58 PM
Don't judge me.
 
2014-04-22 01:20:36 PM
Great. Now you tell me.
 
2014-04-22 01:21:57 PM
Wait, he was wearing a red thong?
 
2014-04-22 01:22:04 PM
What is it with all of these unwritten societal rules?!
How the hell are we supposed to keep track?!
 
2014-04-22 01:23:16 PM
Sounds like an average day for Rob Ford.
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 01:24:14 PM
It's just like that Grateful Dead song, "Smokin' crack cocaine,  Masturbating on a train", something like that.
 
2014-04-22 01:25:05 PM
Maybe his balls were stuck between the slats.
 
2014-04-22 01:26:31 PM

SmackLT: Are you sure? Because it sure as hell sounds pretty entertaining to me.


I think subby is referring to the part about being arrested. Otherwise, yeah - makes no sense
 
2014-04-22 01:27:29 PM
Dad?
 
2014-04-22 01:28:23 PM
She argued during the weeklong trial that Bailey, who is homeless, had been trying to have a private moment, not attract public attention. To convict someone of felony indecent exposure, prosecutors must prove that the defendant was seeking attention.


That judge is alright.
 
2014-04-22 01:28:55 PM
Sounds cool, except for the getting arrested part.
 
2014-04-22 01:31:51 PM
I was interested right up until the "son" part.
 
2014-04-22 01:41:41 PM
Do the homeless get shorter sentences in order to punish them more?
 
2014-04-22 01:43:45 PM
Have you seen the BART seats?  The padding is all worn, the plastic is cracked.  There are stains everywhere.  Frankly, they're below my standards.  Would not hit.
 
2014-04-22 01:47:14 PM
He was described as wearing either red thong underwear or boxer shorts.

Thongs and boxers look nothing alike.  How can you not tell them apart?
 
2014-04-22 01:49:36 PM
go on....
 
2014-04-22 01:49:55 PM
I don't know subby sounds like a hell of a night out

/unless it was a slatted wood bench
//so very afraid...
 
2014-04-22 01:53:29 PM

silverjets: He was described as wearing either red thong underwear or boxer shorts.

Thongs and boxers look nothing alike.  How can you not tell them apart?


Atomic wedgie.
 
2014-04-22 02:07:08 PM
Thank Jesus that there was not a mugshot in the article.
 
2014-04-22 02:10:43 PM
How much does the woman public defender make to defend him?

Not enough.
 
2014-04-22 02:20:42 PM
Dublin-Pleasanton  train

Reads like Double your Pleasure train to me.


But I need glasses.
 
2014-04-22 02:32:35 PM
Happened in San Francisco? Whodathunkit?
 
2014-04-22 02:45:56 PM
Thank you for no pics. this thread just fine without them.
 
2014-04-22 03:07:32 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: Have you seen the BART seats?  The padding is all worn, the plastic is cracked.  There are stains everywhere.  Frankly, they're below my standards.  Would not hit.


So you are saying the seat has sharp knees? Whatever you say studman.
 
2014-04-22 03:42:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-22 03:46:21 PM
So this, the residents of SF are okay with.

But, try to reduce traffic congestion by having a commuter bus that carries people from SF to Google? Massive protests.

SF: still weird.
 
2014-04-22 03:58:56 PM
Did he cum?
 
2014-04-22 04:22:50 PM
Really don't see a lot of that sort of thing out here in Blanding, UT
 
2014-04-22 04:29:09 PM

sunderland56: But, try to reduce traffic congestion by having a commuter bus that carries people from SF to Google? Massive protests.


The Internet is not a bus. It's a series of tubes. Clearly, my friend, you are behind the times.
 
2014-04-22 04:32:30 PM

stuffy: Thank you for no pics. this thread just fine without them.


GIS for the guy's name comes up with a funny image of the "ted" bear humping a seat.
 
2014-04-22 04:33:20 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: She argued during the weeklong trial that Bailey, who is homeless, had been trying to have a private moment, not attract public attention. To convict someone of felony indecent exposure, prosecutors must prove that the defendant was seeking attention.


That judge is alright.


You mean the jury?
 
2014-04-22 04:34:23 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: Have you seen the BART seats?  The padding is all worn, the plastic is cracked.  There are stains everywhere.  Frankly, they're below my standards.  Would not hit.


Corners Too sharp, amirite?
 
2014-04-22 04:36:04 PM

sunderland56: So this, the residents of SF are okay with.

But, try to reduce traffic congestion by having a commuter bus that carries people from SF to Google? Massive protests.

SF: still weird.


Hardly massive. Just a couple of loud assholes, who are likely not from sf.
 
2014-04-22 04:38:36 PM
Let he who has not gotten a BJ on the metro cast the first stone.
 
2014-04-22 04:44:31 PM

sulco: Maybe his balls were stuck between the slats.


Big_Fat_Liar: Do the homeless get shorter sentences in order to punish them more?


I knew you Farkers wouldn't let me down. So just quoting the best of the goodness that is this thread.
 
2014-04-22 05:07:40 PM
Zero point zero
 
2014-04-22 05:09:40 PM
Just throw him in prison for life then he'll have a place to sleep and food to eat.
 
2014-04-22 05:18:31 PM
'The chair is against the wall...'
 
2014-04-22 06:46:50 PM

silverjets: He was described as wearing either red thong underwear or boxer shorts.

Thongs and boxers look nothing alike.  How can you not tell them apart?


Came to say this.
 
2014-04-22 08:03:21 PM
Is this what they mean by more cushion for the pushin'?
 
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