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(Some Guy)   The truth behind the right wing Putin fetish is finally out of the bag. Putin is turning Russia into a Christian nation in order to fight an evil plot by George Soros and the New World Order   (secretsofthefed.com) divider line 245
    More: Asinine, Christian nation, George Soros, Rothschild, Vladimir Putin, Russia, right-wing, Russian Orthodox Church, Russian intelligence  
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2014-04-22 09:04:03 AM
WTF did I just read
 
2014-04-22 09:11:29 AM
i.imgur.com


Normally I would say hey, you got Green so good for you. But dammit Submitter, I hate you this morning. All the paranoia and none of the humor of the Subgenius.
 
2014-04-22 09:15:20 AM

incendi: WTF did I just read


A poor substitute for Alex Jones.
 
2014-04-22 09:15:42 AM
Did the article say anything about George Soros? I didn't see his name anywhere in there.
 
2014-04-22 09:18:06 AM

clancifer: Did the article say anything about George Soros? I didn't see his name anywhere in there.


Thankfully, you must not have read it deeply enough to come across Glorious Comrade Putin's arrest warrant for Financial Terrorist George Soros.

/sorry I did
 
2014-04-22 09:23:23 AM

Somacandra: clancifer: Did the article say anything about George Soros? I didn't see his name anywhere in there.

Thankfully, you must not have read it deeply enough to come across Glorious Comrade Putin's arrest warrant for Financial Terrorist George Soros.

/sorry I did


I had to lay a trail of breadcrumbs to find my way back out of it.
 
2014-04-22 09:24:06 AM
31.media.tumblr.com

/no good reason
 
2014-04-22 09:44:28 AM
Well, that was utterly insane.
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2014-04-22 09:47:01 AM
Or Ukraine grows a shiat load of food crops & provides access to the Black Sea shipping ports for the Russians

Just a theory !!!!!

/has no one ever played Risk????
 
2014-04-22 09:49:24 AM
Someone on MSNBC last night called Putin a Russian Ronald Reagan.  I lol'd.
 
2014-04-22 09:54:34 AM

DAR: Or Ukraine grows a shiat load of food crops & provides access to the Black Sea shipping ports for the Russians

Just a theory !!!!!

/has no one ever played Risk????


The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
 
2014-04-22 09:55:41 AM
So they're not "Godless Communists" over there any more? That's a relief!
 
2014-04-22 09:58:57 AM
He hates the gays too.  That goes down well with people you'd never hang out with.
 
2014-04-22 09:59:45 AM

markfara: So they're not "Godless Communists" over there any more? That's a relief!


They're God-fearing Communists now. And let's be honest, the former is more important to conservatives because they have absolutely no idea what Communism is.
 
2014-04-22 10:00:36 AM

odinsposse: markfara: So they're not "Godless Communists" over there any more? That's a relief!

They're God-fearing Communists now. And let's be honest, the former is more important to conservatives because they have absolutely no idea what Communism is.


If McCarthy could see them now...
 
2014-04-22 10:02:14 AM
Other than the regularly-scheduled vacillation between "international pushover" and "warmonger", how did the the American right-wing become associated with support for/love of Putin?  Is it because Putin oppresses the homogheys?

On the other hand, the right seems awful critical of Obama doing nothing beyond sanctions, and seem determined to have him get us into another war.

I'm honestly curious how that became a thing.
 
2014-04-22 10:02:34 AM
Dafuq did I just read? I have not had enough coffee yet. You could practically hear the tin foil crinkling as he typed that insanity.
 
2014-04-22 10:06:08 AM

GoldSpider: Other than the regularly-scheduled vacillation between "international pushover" and "warmonger", how did the the American right-wing become associated with support for/love of Putin?  Is it because Putin oppresses the homogheys?

On the other hand, the right seems awful critical of Obama doing nothing beyond sanctions, and seem determined to have him get us into another war.

I'm honestly curious how that became a thing.


Hypocrisy, inconsistency, contradiction, etc. etc. etc. go out the window when someone is either sticking it to Obama or can otherwise be used to make him look bad.

That rancher dude is a perfect example of that.
 
2014-04-22 10:06:12 AM
Not sure what that said, if anything. But does the right really have a love fest with Putin or is that just the left saying the right loves him, like the love of a thousand rapes?
 
2014-04-22 10:07:28 AM
Jesus. I think just hovering my mouse over the url gave me cancer.
 
2014-04-22 10:07:36 AM
The collective boner the righties in this country have for Putin is truly repulsive.

And a little bit ghey.
 
2014-04-22 10:08:05 AM
The derp crashed my phone browser.
 
2014-04-22 10:08:24 AM
He is making that blah guy uncomfortable, isn't that good enough reason?

/Yeah, yeah, I know there are others but those are brown
 
2014-04-22 10:08:38 AM

Mentat: Someone on MSNBC last night called Putin a Russian Ronald Reagan.  I lol'd.


Well, they did both support terrorists as "Freedom Fighters".
 
2014-04-22 10:09:15 AM

GoldSpider: Other than the regularly-scheduled vacillation between "international pushover" and "warmonger", how did the the American right-wing become associated with support for/love of Putin?  Is it because Putin oppresses the homogheys?

On the other hand, the right seems awful critical of Obama doing nothing beyond sanctions, and seem determined to have him get us into another war.

I'm honestly curious how that became a thing.


I would think Russia is a conservative's dream come true. It oppresses gays, has really low FLAT taxes, practically no environmental regulations, few blah people... What's not to love?
 
2014-04-22 10:11:30 AM
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Posted in the wrong thread at first. This article bears the true daily honor.
 
2014-04-22 10:11:32 AM
Soros' use of these cross-collateralized compounded derivatives utilizing Luxembourg banks violates the terms of the Basil (sic) II European Union banking agreement.

I would love for this numbskull to explain, in his own words, what he believes this to mean.
 
2014-04-22 10:11:32 AM

Mentat: Someone on MSNBC last night called Putin a Russian Ronald Reagan.  I lol'd.


heh yeah. Putin isn't a senile figurehead.
 
2014-04-22 10:12:17 AM

Mentat: Someone on MSNBC last night called Putin a Russian Ronald Reagan.  I lol'd.


I wasn't aware that, after his divorce is final, Putin was planning to marry the Blowjob Queen of Mosfilovskaya Street.
 
2014-04-22 10:16:36 AM
someonelse: Jesus. I think just hovering my mouse over the url gave me cancer.

I think you mean Jesus Liberterian Anti-Gay Freedom virus, instead of cancer.  When you die, it reflects that you've been totally immersed in Jesus Liberterian Anti-Gay Freedom and have been saved  - that's why we love our corporate masters.

Kinda like being proven not to be a witch......
 
2014-04-22 10:20:36 AM
www.bookwormroom.com
 
2014-04-22 10:21:21 AM
This article has all the earmarks of a thousand monkeys with typewriters.
 
2014-04-22 10:22:18 AM
Authoritarian followers gonna follow authoritarians.
 
2014-04-22 10:26:55 AM

Diogenes: odinsposse: markfara: So they're not "Godless Communists" over there any more? That's a relief!

They're God-fearing Communists now. And let's be honest, the former is more important to conservatives because they have absolutely no idea what Communism is.

If McCarthy could see them now...


Well I guess when they coined the term "God and country", they didn't specify which country.
 
2014-04-22 10:29:14 AM
Ah, Putin. Nothing says Christ like sneak attacks.
 
2014-04-22 10:29:48 AM
extremelifechanger.com

I didn't know George Soros was in the nWo...
 
2014-04-22 10:30:28 AM

CrackpipeCardozo: Soros' use of these cross-collateralized compounded derivatives utilizing Luxembourg banks violates the terms of the Basil (sic) II European Union banking agreement.

I would love for this numbskull to explain, in his own words, what he believes this to mean.


I'm going to guess you would either get a "study it out" or a delicious word salad.
 
2014-04-22 10:33:14 AM

machoprogrammer: [extremelifechanger.com image 500x438]

I didn't know George Soros was in the nWo...


You wouldn't. He operates in the shadows, hiding at a palatial villa; most often he can be found in one of TWO SUUUUUIIIIIIIIIITES.
 
2014-04-22 10:33:29 AM
7% of Russians attend church at least once a month.  Hard to reverse seventy years of (literally) militant atheism.
 
2014-04-22 10:36:26 AM
The only reason the right has a thing for Putin is because he's sticking it to Obama.
Aside from that we'd probably shank him at the first opportunity. Bush was an idiot for negotiating with the bastard.  He's a weasely little jackass with autocratic tendencies who longs for the glory days of the Cold War, when we were ducking under tables every time a communist had a temper tantrum.
If he  fell down an elevator shaft, nothing of value would be lost.

/well, aside from the bullets he'd have fallen on.  Those aren't exactly cheap.
/but seriously, fark Putin.
 
2014-04-22 10:37:57 AM

GoldSpider: Other than the regularly-scheduled vacillation between "international pushover" and "warmonger", how did the the American right-wing become associated with support for/love of Putin?  Is it because Putin oppresses the homogheys?

On the other hand, the right seems awful critical of Obama doing nothing beyond sanctions, and seem determined to have him get us into another war.

I'm honestly curious how that became a thing.


It boils down to what informs most people's politics: mommy and/or daddy issues
 
2014-04-22 10:37:59 AM
Subby jokes, but I have a few friends who lean to the right that make at least one facebook post every couple days about how awesome Putin is, and how we need leadership like him.
 
2014-04-22 10:38:18 AM

way south: The only reason the right has a thing for Putin is because he's sticking it to Obama.


I dunno, he's scared to death of teh ghey, poisons journalists who tell the truth about him, and jails women for being too mouthy. He sounds like a GOP wet dream to me.
 
2014-04-22 10:42:57 AM
If half these right wing jackasses would say a quarter of things about Puty-Put that they blabber about Obama they'd be railroaded on trumped up charges to the gulag.

Putin's an odd Russian. He doesn't drink, is nearly Fundamentalist in his Orthodoxy and is actively including the Church in Government. Of course beyond that he is totally, 100% Russian in his management of the Piratical, Freebooter Libertarian paradise that Russia had morphed into. As long as he's making money, it's good to go.
 
2014-04-22 10:43:26 AM

Calamityfox: [www.bookwormroom.com image 599x799]


Is that some of that "conservative trying to be funny" I've heard about.

/Shut up and pass the bacon
 
2014-04-22 10:45:36 AM

Tomahawk513: I would think Russia is a conservative's dream come true. It oppresses gays, has really low FLAT taxes, practically no environmental regulations, few blah people... What's not to love?


I'd be inclined to agree, except for the notable lack of professed support for Russia from the typical right-wing mouthpieces.
 
2014-04-22 10:50:47 AM

FLMountainMan: 7% of Russians attend church at least once a month.  Hard to reverse seventy years of (literally) militant atheism.


Don't forget, companies are allowed to force you to go to their church, or you can be fired.
 
2014-04-22 10:50:49 AM
I have it from a reliable source that the author sticks Hot Wheels cars up his butt.

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2014-04-22 10:50:50 AM
Well, well well... It seems that Pooty is gunning for the anti-Koch brother. Well Dems, you had it coming!

/I don't know what I just wrote. It amused me.
 
2014-04-22 10:52:04 AM
Don Rickles vomits a hockey puck.

/wipes mouse click from his fingers
 
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