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(NBC News)   Scientists discover Neanderthals had a gene pool more shallow than you'd find at the average West Virginia family reunion   (nbcnews.com) divider line 21
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2014-04-22 08:17:54 AM
Well maybe if Obama would just let them take all the coal out of the ground, they could kill two birds with one stone: get the coal out of the way of their construction and sell it off to fund said construction of a nice in-ground pool. It's hardly their fault they're stuck pulling out those shallow, inflatable kiddie pools at reunions.
 
2014-04-22 10:23:04 AM
My next Fark handle: "Four-Percent Neanderthal"
 
2014-04-22 10:27:27 AM
So, we're talking a large Texas county?
 
2014-04-22 10:35:08 AM
And still not as a shallow as the average Fark Party attendee.
 
2014-04-22 10:43:29 AM

Delta1212: Well maybe if Obama would just let them take all the coal out of the ground, they could kill two birds with one stone: get the coal out of the way of their construction and sell it off to fund said construction of a nice in-ground pool. It's hardly their fault they're stuck pulling out those shallow, inflatable kiddie pools at reunions.


If this:
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is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
2014-04-22 10:58:24 AM

enik: And still not as a shallow as the average Fark Party attendee.


Got a case of the sharp knees eh?
 
2014-04-22 11:25:27 AM
At least they have legal weed in those coffee shops.
 
2014-04-22 11:38:31 AM
Husky in the cave, but thin on the ground.
 
2014-04-22 12:12:24 PM
Not surprising - they had small groups widely dispersed and with significant barriers to inter-mingling (distance, geography, climate).
 
2014-04-22 12:23:25 PM
California, Maryland, New York, MassHole etc...allow first cousins to marry.

West Virginia does not.

/Wild, Wonderful, fat arsed West Virginia.
 
2014-04-22 12:29:21 PM

Marcellinus: California, Maryland, New York, MassHole etc...allow first cousins to marry.

West Virginia does not.

/Wild, Wonderful, fat arsed West Virginia.


Maybe that's because people in WV have to be legally forced to NOT marry their first cousins, rather than there being something wrong with those other states you list.
 
2014-04-22 12:36:32 PM

Stone Meadow: Marcellinus: California, Maryland, New York, MassHole etc...allow first cousins to marry.

West Virginia does not.

/Wild, Wonderful, fat arsed West Virginia.

Maybe that's because people in WV have to be legally forced to NOT marry their first cousins, rather than there being something wrong with those other states you list.


You being serious?

The whole West Virginia thing was just yellow journalism that the ignorant drivel scooped up.
 
2014-04-22 12:50:49 PM

Marcellinus: Stone Meadow: Marcellinus: California, Maryland, New York, MassHole etc...allow first cousins to marry.

West Virginia does not.

/Wild, Wonderful, fat arsed West Virginia.

Maybe that's because people in WV have to be legally forced to NOT marry their first cousins, rather than there being something wrong with those other states you list.

You being serious?

The whole West Virginia thing was just yellow journalism that the ignorant drivel scooped up.


You're taking my comments awfully personally. Guilty conscience maybe? ;^)
 
2014-04-22 01:12:59 PM

Stone Meadow: Marcellinus: Stone Meadow: Marcellinus: California, Maryland, New York, MassHole etc...allow first cousins to marry.

West Virginia does not.

/Wild, Wonderful, fat arsed West Virginia.

Maybe that's because people in WV have to be legally forced to NOT marry their first cousins, rather than there being something wrong with those other states you list.

You being serious?

The whole West Virginia thing was just yellow journalism that the ignorant drivel scooped up.

You're taking my comments awfully personally. Guilty conscience maybe? ;^)


Just pointing out facts that California is going to fall into the Pacific. ;)

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2014-04-22 01:28:49 PM

Marcellinus: Just pointing out facts that California is going to fall into the Pacific. ;)


It's a slow fall... ;)
 
2014-04-22 02:03:23 PM

Marcellinus: Just pointing out facts that California is going to fall into the Pacific


Like the mystics and statistics say it will?

/rip, wz
 
2014-04-22 03:49:19 PM

Marcellinus: The whole West Virginia thing was just yellow journalism that the ignorant drivel scooped up.


Tell that to the blue people.
 
2014-04-22 03:54:40 PM

neongoats: Marcellinus: The whole West Virginia thing was just yellow journalism that the ignorant drivel scooped up.

Tell that to the blue people.


i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-22 04:08:16 PM

Marcellinus: [i57.tinypic.com image 850x639]


Do they have half black half white genitals too?
 
2014-04-22 05:17:38 PM

LewDux: Marcellinus: [i57.tinypic.com image 850x639]

Do they have half black half white genitals too?


extrapulate that info from the camel toes.. or.. wtf ever you call it when a dude wears ill fitting sweat pants...

ugh...

come to think of it.. lookit the hands... purple.. one could infer from that they are black and white from the neck up only, neck down... all mauve..
 
2014-04-22 09:25:47 PM

Valiente: Husky in the cave, but thin on the ground.


La Neanderthal est en dessous de la table.
 
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