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(Popoholic)   To no one's surprise, Kate Upton showed off her cleavage for "The Other Woman" premiere   (popoholic.com) divider line 83
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2014-04-22 08:07:18 AM
Great headline, Subby, if by "cleavage", you mean "armpit fat". Just look at the rolls spilling out of that thing.

What a hideous cow. 2/10 - would not bang.
 
2014-04-22 09:36:57 AM
I'm confused. I thought Kate and Upton were the names for the twins themselves.
 
2014-04-22 09:37:28 AM
Meh. Both Leslie Mann and Cameron Diaz were and currently are more attractive.

Blonde kewpie dolls do nothing for me.
 
2014-04-22 09:38:24 AM
What else was she going to show off?
her superior intellect?
that milk dud on her face?
 
2014-04-22 09:40:14 AM
wow, she looks terrible.
 
2014-04-22 09:41:23 AM
Kim Kardashian > Kate Upton.

/boobs & DAT ASS
 
2014-04-22 09:42:25 AM
in before the morans!

/nope too late
//she looks nice
 
2014-04-22 09:42:45 AM
vudukungfu: that milk dud on her face?

You owe me a new keyboard and monitor.  That is hi-larry-us!
 
2014-04-22 09:50:48 AM

Two Dogs Farking: Great headline, Subby, if by "cleavage", you mean "armpit fat". Just look at the rolls spilling out of that thing.

What a hideous cow. 2/10 - would not bang.


Well, maybe you should just go back to ogling the young men in the sears swimwear catalog. You are obviously not interesting in women,at least not those that have gone through puberty.  What the hell is wrong with people like you?  Seriously, get some professional help with your body image issues.  God damn, i hope you don't and never do have children. I know that hatingon women on the internet is thecool thing to do on the internet, and i am sure it makes you feel cool and not like a total loser.  But there is nothing wrong with this woman.
 
2014-04-22 09:51:11 AM
I have to assume that one or both of Leslie Mann's tittays will make a cameo in this movie as well.....They're in every other movie she's ever done.
 
2014-04-22 09:56:47 AM
Bad subby! That is not cleavage. Lemme provide an example

therealmanslist.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-22 09:59:08 AM
While she is completely hot, that particular dress is not showing off much cleavage.


chevydeuce: I have to assume that one or both of Leslie Mann's tittays will make a cameo in this movie as well.....They're in every other movie she's ever done.


I hope so. She has this MILFy vibe that makes me kinda tingly in the chrotchal region.
 
2014-04-22 10:02:30 AM

webron: Two Dogs Farking: Great headline, Subby, if by "cleavage", you mean "armpit fat". Just look at the rolls spilling out of that thing.

What a hideous cow. 2/10 - would not bang.

Well, maybe you should just go back to ogling the young men in the sears swimwear catalog. You are obviously not interesting in women,at least not those that have gone through puberty.  What the hell is wrong with people like you?  Seriously, get some professional help with your body image issues.  God damn, i hope you don't and never do have children. I know that hatingon women on the internet is thecool thing to do on the internet, and i am sure it makes you feel cool and not like a total loser.  But there is nothing wrong with this woman.


I think you just got trolled there guy..
 
2014-04-22 10:02:36 AM

webron: Two Dogs Farking: Great headline, Subby, if by "cleavage", you mean "armpit fat". Just look at the rolls spilling out of that thing.

What a hideous cow. 2/10 - would not bang.

Well, maybe you should just go back to ogling the young men in the sears swimwear catalog. You are obviously not interesting in women,at least not those that have gone through puberty.  What the hell is wrong with people like you?  Seriously, get some professional help with your body image issues.  God damn, i hope you don't and never do have children. I know that hatingon women on the internet is thecool thing to do on the internet, and i am sure it makes you feel cool and not like a total loser.  But there is nothing wrong with this woman.


Come on now, fellas. Way to phone in the hot chick hater and the White Knight roles. Very lazy performances from you both. Very unconvincing. Tighten up your games and try again.
 
2014-04-22 10:06:36 AM

Alfonse Gregory: webron: Two Dogs Farking: Great headline, Subby, if by "cleavage", you mean "armpit fat". Just look at the rolls spilling out of that thing.

What a hideous cow. 2/10 - would not bang.

Well, maybe you should just go back to ogling the young men in the sears swimwear catalog. You are obviously not interesting in women,at least not those that have gone through puberty.  What the hell is wrong with people like you?  Seriously, get some professional help with your body image issues.  God damn, i hope you don't and never do have children. I know that hatingon women on the internet is thecool thing to do on the internet, and i am sure it makes you feel cool and not like a total loser.  But there is nothing wrong with this woman.

Come on now, fellas. Way to phone in the hot chick hater and the White Knight roles. Very lazy performances from you both. Very unconvincing. Tighten up your games and try again.


I didn't think it was that bad, for a Tuesday.
 
2014-04-22 10:14:46 AM
Bwhahaha, she got the Miley Cyrus cut! She's getting seriously pudgy and she's got scaly chicken legs. Granted, she has bigger boobs than me, but at least mine aren't sloppy. I've got a nicer ass too.
 
2014-04-22 10:17:15 AM
She has to dress in a way that shows off her body... It is a feature that depreciates with time, so she's got to milk it (giggity) for all its worth while she has it. IIRC, it isn't like she is going to college or doing anything that will ensure she has skills that will outlast her looks.

/hot chicks with brains > air heads
 
2014-04-22 10:18:56 AM
Well this thread is a disaster.
 
2014-04-22 10:23:21 AM

ChaosStar: Alfonse Gregory: webron: Two Dogs Farking: Great headline, Subby, if by "cleavage", you mean "armpit fat". Just look at the rolls spilling out of that thing.

What a hideous cow. 2/10 - would not bang.

Well, maybe you should just go back to ogling the young men in the sears swimwear catalog. You are obviously not interesting in women,at least not those that have gone through puberty.  What the hell is wrong with people like you?  Seriously, get some professional help with your body image issues.  God damn, i hope you don't and never do have children. I know that hatingon women on the internet is thecool thing to do on the internet, and i am sure it makes you feel cool and not like a total loser.  But there is nothing wrong with this woman.

Come on now, fellas. Way to phone in the hot chick hater and the White Knight roles. Very lazy performances from you both. Very unconvincing. Tighten up your games and try again.

I didn't think it was that bad, for a Tuesday.


The White Knight rant at least looked enthusiastic on the surface, but it included a few too many of the well-worn and obvious lines.
 
2014-04-22 10:29:56 AM
Still like her advert for the manned colonist missions to Mars... I am so signing up to go on her ship!  Love me some zero-g sexi times... and don't you too wanna be a 'boob adjustor' as a career... now why didn't my HS guidance counselor tell me about that job?

http://bit.ly/1nErNke
and
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 10:30:49 AM
Not like she has anything else to show off.
 
2014-04-22 10:33:25 AM

give me doughnuts: While she is completely hot, that particular dress is not showing off much cleavage.


chevydeuce: I have to assume that one or both of Leslie Mann's tittays will make a cameo in this movie as well.....They're in every other movie she's ever done.

I hope so. She has this MILFy vibe that makes me kinda tingly in the chrotchal region.


Oh, I'm not complaining in the least....yes, she is a definite MILF.

/when you've seen one tittie...you want to see more.
 
2014-04-22 10:35:02 AM
img.fark.net
 
d3
2014-04-22 10:36:00 AM
Now if she could just share a little of that bosom with Diaz.
 
2014-04-22 11:11:56 AM
Someone please tell her to do some leg exercises.
 
2014-04-22 11:18:33 AM

Blues_X: Someone please tell her to do some leg exercises.


I'd be happy to. Just to play it safe, I'd better hand-deliver the message. Do you happen to know where I could gain access to her when she's at least semi-nude and open to suggestions?
 
2014-04-22 11:20:47 AM
Clicks on article, thinks whar cleavage?
 
2014-04-22 11:22:21 AM
Wow, Fark really hates this chick.
 
2014-04-22 11:22:38 AM

monoski: Clicks on article, thinks whar cleavage?


doesn't matter clicked link
 
2014-04-22 11:42:30 AM

Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.


I mean, could she be any worse?
 
2014-04-22 11:52:00 AM

browntimmy: Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.

I mean, could she be any worse?


I think she has a really cute face and although I always claim that big boobies aren't a priority for me, I'm only human.
 
2014-04-22 11:58:07 AM

Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.


Indeed. Peak Upton was reached long ago. We need a new chick to collectively crush on, then reject in turn.
 
2014-04-22 12:17:11 PM

Casey Anthony: Bwhahaha, she got the Miley Cyrus cut! She's getting seriously pudgy and she's got scaly chicken legs. Granted, she has bigger boobs than me, but at least mine aren't sloppy. I've got a nicer ass too.


Shouldn't you be out murdering a toddler?
 
2014-04-22 12:20:40 PM

Casey Anthony: Bwhahaha, she got the Miley Cyrus cut! She's getting seriously pudgy and she's got scaly chicken legs. Granted, she has bigger boobs than me, but at least mine aren't sloppy. I've got a nicer ass too.


Prove it.
 
2014-04-22 12:26:21 PM

Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.


I doubt that. Most, if not all, of the people going overly negative on the gal are just doing it to make themselves feel better and would freeze up if she even farted in their direction. Lying to yourself about your "standards" not a Fark thing exclusively, but there is a high concentration of people like that here.

Riotboy: Kim Kardashian > Kate Upton.

/boobs & DAT ASS


I agree actually. I would gladly take either one or someone of similar quality.

RoxtarRyan: She has to dress in a way that shows off her body... It is a feature that depreciates with time, so she's got to milk it (giggity) for all its worth while she has it. IIRC, it isn't like she is going to college or doing anything that will ensure she has skills that will outlast her looks.

/hot chicks with brains > air heads



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No one is trying to fondle personalities or motorboat their GPA. Would I prefer to date someone who wasn't a dumbass? Sure. It would make the time spent with them much more bearable. However, I seriously doubt people are thinking about developing a meaningful relationship with people they've never even met... and that's perfectly fine
 
2014-04-22 12:29:49 PM

Cymbal: Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.

Indeed. Peak Upton was reached long ago. We need a new chick to collectively crush on, then reject in turn.


Well who does the Fark collective like?
 
2014-04-22 12:38:03 PM

Mugato: Cymbal: Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.

Indeed. Peak Upton was reached long ago. We need a new chick to collectively crush on, then reject in turn.

Well who does the Fark collective like?


Fark likes Kate Upton. Fark likes just about every good looking woman.

There is just a cadre of Studman69-types that rejects every attractive woman because she doesn't measure up to their incredibly narrow personal specifications.
 
2014-04-22 12:39:22 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Great headline, Subby, if by "cleavage", you mean "armpit fat". Just look at the rolls spilling out of that thing.

What a hideous cow. 2/10 - would not bang.


Hey, studman69's new alt.
 
2014-04-22 12:40:35 PM

Riotboy: Kim Kardashian > Kate Upton.

/boobs & DAT ASS


Kate Upton > Kim Kardashian

Boobs & DAT ASS can't hide her "HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!" attitude.
 
2014-04-22 12:43:10 PM

Mugato: Well who does the Fark collective like?


She's an obscure Latvian watch model. You've never heard of her.
 
2014-04-22 12:50:46 PM

Riotboy: Kim Kardashian gets pissed-on by rappers and got knocked up by the biggest douche on the planet. Kate Upton was the SI swimsuit covergirl.

/fake boobs & FAT ASS < real boobs and some actual talent


FIFY.

/did I mention KK is a whore?
 
2014-04-22 12:55:28 PM

Mind of the North Star: No one is trying to fondle personalities or motorboat their GPA. Would I prefer to date someone who wasn't a dumbass? Sure. It would make the time spent with them much more bearable. However, I seriously doubt people are thinking about developing a meaningful relationship with people they've never even met... and that's perfectly fine


Hey, it isn't like any of us have a chance, so why white-knight someone's looks? Fark 'em.
 
2014-04-22 01:02:26 PM

Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.


Especially when you take into account their ideal woman would never sleep with them.
 
2014-04-22 01:17:50 PM
What the hell is happening in this thread?
/Trolls trolling trolls....
//trolling trolls
 
2014-04-22 01:21:00 PM
This thread reminds me of what my old granddad used to say about what type of women he was a attracted to "Big, tall, short, small, 18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy, I love 'em all!"  Granddad was a got damn genius....
 
2014-04-22 01:24:55 PM

DubyaHater: What the hell is happening in this thread?
/Trolls trolling trolls....
//trolling trolls


Who's the more trollish, the troll or the troll who trolls him?
 
2014-04-22 01:29:13 PM

Cymbal: Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.

Indeed. Peak Upton was reached long ago. We need a new chick to collectively crush on, then reject in turn.


Or, there was never a consensus on her looks, just a loud minority proclaiming for years "OMG HOTTEST CHICK EVAR!!1!" and now the silent majority is getting sick of it.

/Don't fark with the silent majority
 
2014-04-22 01:33:58 PM
Sorry, but the Olivia Wilde cheeky bikini shots in the sidebar are much, much more interesting.
 
2014-04-22 01:34:43 PM

RoxtarRyan: Mind of the North Star: No one is trying to fondle personalities or motorboat their GPA. Would I prefer to date someone who wasn't a dumbass? Sure. It would make the time spent with them much more bearable. However, I seriously doubt people are thinking about developing a meaningful relationship with people they've never even met... and that's perfectly fine

Hey, it isn't like any of us have a chance, so why white-knight someone's looks? Fark 'em.


Yes, I understand I may come off as the whitest of knights. However it's more about being slightly irked (possibly intrigued) by the funny lies people make up to make it appear that they are just so highly disgusted and just so above it all.

I do agree with you on two points... "None of us have a chance" and "Fark 'em". There are plenty of women walking around, especially in big cities like mine, that are basically just as attractive. They just aren't celebrities.
 
2014-04-22 01:37:28 PM

Mugato: Cymbal: Mugato: Wow, Fark really hates this chick.

Indeed. Peak Upton was reached long ago. We need a new chick to collectively crush on, then reject in turn.

Well who does the Fark collective like?


i512.photobucket.com
 
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