Dansker: If "pet tortoise" is a fitting nickname for his penis, I can understand why he'd want surgery.
Danger Avoid Death: So is the turtle circumcised or does it have a turtleneck?
Bathia_Mapes: There's just something about a tortoise's face that makes me smile. They're such cute little fellas.
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