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(Gawker)   Man crowdfunds penis surgery for his pet tortoise so he can come out of his shell   ( ) divider line
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2430 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Apr 2014 at 3:00 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-22 04:31:28 AM  
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As someone who actually did a version of CPR on my baby turtle (hung him upside down, had the ex push his arms in and out and pump out the water, breathed a few times through my cupped hands, etc) I'd have given a couple bucks. When you're given responsibility over a baby or toddler animal, something just snaps.
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