P e n i s .
Bathia_Mapes: There's just something about a tortoise's face that makes me smile. They're such cute little fellas.
Danger Avoid Death: So is the turtle circumcised or does it have a turtleneck?
brap: Do people that give at the 100 quid level get banged really slowly?
Weatherkiss: Danger Avoid Death: So is the turtle circumcised or does it have a turtleneck?It's going to need it amputated entirely in a few years since he's too small right now. His regimen of supplements will allow him to put on weight so he can undergo the operation.So he'll be a Teenage Mutilated Ninja Turtle.
Weatherkiss: Bathia_Mapes: There's just something about a tortoise's face that makes me smile. They're such cute little fellas.[i.imgur.com image 750x500]
Dansker: If "pet tortoise" is a fitting nickname for his penis, I can understand why he'd want surgery.
abhorrent1: Stupid farking hipster. Don't get a pet, any pet if you can't afford a lousy two hundred bucks for a vet visit.
Fista-Phobia: [www.hollywoodreporter.com image 349x466] Ohh... My... GOD!
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