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2014-04-21 11:52:23 PM
i.imgur.com

R.I.P. ARTHUR "TWO SHEDS" JACKSON
 
2014-04-22 12:21:32 AM
That's "pervect"
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2014-04-22 01:03:11 AM
img.fark.net

RIP PERVERT DAVE
 
2014-04-22 02:55:53 AM
So, "Pervert Dave" killed "Wheelchair Skip"?

Also:
"He was honorably discharged in 1970 for a character disorder, the details of which are not known."
Seems a likely source for the nickname.
 
2014-04-22 02:56:01 AM
As a pervert whose name is Dave, I'm getting a kick ...
 
2014-04-22 02:56:02 AM
Pervert Dave shot Wheelchair Skip. Somebody start banging on a pipe and we'll have a Tom Waits song.
 
2014-04-22 02:57:05 AM
downloads.bbc.co.uk
 
2014-04-22 02:59:36 AM
He was adept at engraving images into wood, including a skeleton riding a motorcycle.

static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-04-22 03:07:50 AM
Sounds like Pervert Dave was more accurately Killer Dave. At least he only did 2 years in prison and 1 year in jail for both kills plus shooting that girl in the face. Teflon Dave!
 
2014-04-22 03:12:41 AM

Dr.Zom: Pervert Dave shot Wheelchair Skip. Somebody start banging on a pipe and we'll have a Tom Waits song.


This would have been the perfect headline.

Well done.
 
2014-04-22 03:14:51 AM

you are a puppet: Sounds like Pervert Dave was more accurately Killer Dave. At least he only did 2 years in prison and 1 year in jail for both kills plus shooting that girl in the face. Teflon Dave!


No, no.. It was Wheelchair Skip what shot the little girl.

/knows it shoud be who, not what, but it sounded more appropriate in this case.
 
2014-04-22 03:22:58 AM

dopekitty74: you are a puppet: Sounds like Pervert Dave was more accurately Killer Dave. At least he only did 2 years in prison and 1 year in jail for both kills plus shooting that girl in the face. Teflon Dave!

No, no.. It was Wheelchair Skip what shot the little girl.

/knows it shoud be who, not what, but it sounded more appropriate in this case.


Ah, that explains the language on that first charge. RIP Lieutenant Dan all the same
 
2014-04-22 03:24:07 AM
I forget, was it Apocalypse Now or Catch-22 where they told the story (in dialogue) about going to the psychologist and the man in the waiting room just started masturbating. If that was in Apocalypse Now, he might be the origin story.

/yes, I can confuse details of books and movie.
 
2014-04-22 03:24:27 AM
Was Wheelchair Skip the spouse of Wheelchair Rebecca?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fanike1jYnE

Most decidedly NSFW!
 
2014-04-22 03:25:37 AM

wildcardjack: I forget, was it Apocalypse Now or Catch-22 where they told the story (in dialogue) about going to the psychologist and the man in the waiting room just started masturbating. If that was in Apocalypse Now, he might be the origin story.

/yes, I can confuse details of books and movie.


Actually, it was an episode of The Golden Girls.
 
2014-04-22 03:28:47 AM
Since we've got a Perverts With Cool Nicknames vibe goin' on here, I'll just throw in a bit of Purple Aki.

A bodybuilding fanatic from Merseyside who is banned from squeezing men's muscles or asking them to do squats has targeted more young males, a jury was told.

[...]


"He opened his rucksack which had different bodybuilding magazines and started showing me pictures of them and asking if I knew who they were. "He asked if I could do particular poses."

The man told how the defendant touched him on the shoulder and bicep, and said it was a "very uncomfortable experience".


i462.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-22 03:34:33 AM

wildcardjack: I forget, was it Apocalypse Now or Catch-22 where they told the story (in dialogue) about going to the psychologist and the man in the waiting room just started masturbating. If that was in Apocalypse Now, he might be the origin story.

/yes, I can confuse details of books and movie.


content8.flixster.com
 
2014-04-22 03:47:21 AM

Danger Avoid Death: wildcardjack: I forget, was it Apocalypse Now or Catch-22 where they told the story (in dialogue) about going to the psychologist and the man in the waiting room just started masturbating. If that was in Apocalypse Now, he might be the origin story.

/yes, I can confuse details of books and movie.

Actually, it was an episode of The Golden Girls.


OK. I was eating one of those Van Holten's pickles that are in a little bag when I read that. Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean pickle juice out of a keyboard?
 
2014-04-22 04:04:41 AM
This needs to become some sort of meme

FTA: (While this seems to be a potential source for Pervert, friends say he was given the name much earlier in life.)
 
2014-04-22 05:07:07 AM
There are so many guys named Dave that we require honorifics or prefix names.
 
2014-04-22 05:16:27 AM

rev. dave: There are so many guys named Dave that we require honorifics or prefix names.


If you say so, Reverend. Also, will the new Falcon's stadium be walking distance from CNN center?
 
2014-04-22 05:19:27 AM
As king of the perverts I mourn the loss of one of my minions and extend my deepest sympathy to his family.

/Especially the females
//My blessings upon all of Fark
 
2014-04-22 05:45:45 AM

rev. dave: There are so many guys named Dave that we require honorifics or prefix names.


We could make a song of it.  Of course some of them are David, but most of them are Dave.
 
2014-04-22 05:51:58 AM
Seems like Pervert Dave was able to get off lightly for the 2 killings
 
2014-04-22 06:16:16 AM

DrGunsforHands: So, "Pervert Dave" killed "Wheelchair Skip"?

Also:
"He was honorably discharged in 1970 for a character disorder, the details of which are not known."
Seems a likely source for the nickname.


Article said he picked up Hep-C in Vietnam from a blood transfusion and he just died of liver cancer.  The nickname could have been a hepatitis joke?
 
2014-04-22 06:19:53 AM

content8.flixster.com

Fista-Phobia:
wildcardjack: I forget, was it Apocalypse Now or Catch-22 where they told the story (in dialogue) about going to the psychologist and the man in the waiting room just started masturbating. If that was in Apocalypse Now, he might be the origin story.

/yes, I can confuse details of books and movie.

[content8.flixster.com image 320x240]

 
2014-04-22 06:31:56 AM
Dave's not here
 
2014-04-22 06:50:52 AM

Big Ramifications: He opened his rucksack


I did not read that correctly the first time through...
 
2014-04-22 07:00:13 AM
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
 
2014-04-22 07:40:32 AM

ChubbyTiger: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.


It was a long ride to Jupiter, I wonder if there was any 2001 space "phone sex"

"Who's  your daddy Hal ? Who's your daddy ?"

"You are ... Dave "
 
2014-04-22 07:48:34 AM
It's not clear he even knew himself - though the name never bothered him.

Oh, he knew. That's the sort of name bestowed around age 11 when your friends catch you fapping behind the grocery store dumpster... wearing nothing but your mother's girdle and with a Barbie doll up your butt... while reading Moby Dick and caressing a slightly moldy kumquat.

/Or so I've been told.
 
2014-04-22 07:50:44 AM
FTAOnce a civilian, he refused to set foot on a plane again, she said.

I pity the fool.
 
2014-04-22 07:56:16 AM

StrikitRich: Fista-Phobia: wildcardjack: I forget, was it Apocalypse Now or Catch-22 where they told the story (in dialogue) about going to the psychologist and the man in the waiting room just started masturbating. If that was in Apocalypse Now, he might be the origin story.

/yes, I can confuse details of books and movie.

[content8.flixster.com image 320x240]


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-22 08:04:21 AM
Prevert Dave

www.wearysloth.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-22 08:06:52 AM

Big Ramifications: "He opened his rucksack which had different bodybuilding magazines and started showing me pictures of them and asking if I knew who they were. "He asked if I could do particular poses."


Kind of sounds like...
lolracepics.com
 
2014-04-22 08:14:15 AM
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
RIP
 
2014-04-22 08:19:24 AM
sometimes Florida just really delivers.
 
2014-04-22 08:24:31 AM

wildcardjack: I forget, was it Apocalypse Now or Catch-22 where they told the story (in dialogue) about going to the psychologist and the man in the waiting room just started masturbating. If that was in Apocalypse Now, he might be the origin story.

/yes, I can confuse details of books and movie.


Full metal Jacket.
 
2014-04-22 08:34:16 AM
The only state to have its own FARK tag just re-affirmed that fact.
 
2014-04-22 08:49:40 AM
"He was honorably discharged in 1970 for a character disorder, the details of which are not known."

ismmentalillness.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-22 09:11:23 AM

xrayspx: rev. dave: There are so many guys named Dave that we require honorifics or prefix names.

We could make a song of it.  Of course some of them are David, but most of them are Dave.


These are the Daves I know, I know. These are the Daves I know.
 
2014-04-22 09:30:10 AM

dopekitty74: you are a puppet: Sounds like Pervert Dave was more accurately Killer Dave. At least he only did 2 years in prison and 1 year in jail for both kills plus shooting that girl in the face. Teflon Dave!

No, no.. It was Wheelchair Skip what shot the little girl.

/knows it shoud be who, not what, but it sounded more appropriate in this case.


I'm curious about a five year old girl who can survive a shotgun blast to the face with only minor injuries. Hopefully the government has been keeping tabs on her.
 
2014-04-22 09:44:33 AM
Weird. I know a Wheelchair Dave. And he's a pervert.
 
2014-04-22 09:55:46 AM

wildcardjack: I forget, was it Apocalypse Now or Catch-22 where they told the story (in dialogue) about going to the psychologist and the man in the waiting room just started masturbating. If that was in Apocalypse Now, he might be the origin story.

/yes, I can confuse details of books and movie.


Full metal jacket
 
2014-04-22 09:59:08 AM
Dave?
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-22 10:09:00 AM
Sounds more like f*ck-up Dave to me.
 
2014-04-22 10:24:02 AM
Note to FARK

Somehow, I can understand Dave's inability to cope with life's little incongruities. We are about the same age, and was in the military about the same time as he was. But we differ in some important ways... as I haven't killed anybody in my life. Yet. I mean... my life isn't over... Yet. Not... well, you know what I didn't mean.

But the reason I am sending this note to FARK "System" is because of your Birthday Greeting to me. While I'm extremely flattered that you 'remembered' my Birthday, there is something slightly impersonal and disconcerting about getting a B-Day greeting from "System". Especially since I don't remember telling you when my Birthday was. I'm not complaining mind you (If that comment is even appropriate) its just that 'my generation' grew up reading stuff like BRAVE NEW WORLD and stuff - and Big Brother is kind of a sore subject. Are you looking at me right now through that little camera thingy on my computer... man, I better put some better clothes on. Are you a gir... no, no I suppose not. You're just a machine. Anyway, now as the 'twilight' of my life closes in on me I suppose I shouldn't even entertain any of that cyber... you know what. I'm a little too old for that kind of stuff.

Now, since the initial momentary chill has passed and I've calmed a bit, may I be so presumptuous as to suggest that you present future greetings in something other than a 'Blood Red' banner? Forgive my manners, as I realize that I shouldn't "Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth", but as I already explained, this whole 'machine taking over the whole world' is still hard for me to accept. Also, maybe use a font like Comic Sans or something - just to set a slightly different tone. You know... lead with the left, then the hard uppercut type thing. Especially with B-Day greeting for us 65 and older.

And how about being a little more 'personal' OK? I mean, even HAL had a "name" didn't it? If you are to shy to put your real Corporate Name on the greeting, I suppose you could make one up - I mean, how would I know the difference? And... I'll bet, since you know my Birth Date, I bet you know if I am male or female... am I right? Sooo... like, you could personalize the greeting by signing it "Love - Olga" or something. That would be a wonderful 'pick-me-up' for those of us that sit around and read the news on the computer - and are somewhat lacking in what people call a 'real-life'.

Thanks. And sorry if I don't send you a B-Day greeting note. I feel like I don't know you that well... and I don't have a personal super-computer that somehow knows everything about other 'fellow' computers. Yet. (Ya... sort of sends a chill down your back doesn't it?) Now you know how I feel.

Signed,
Ned Ludd
 
2014-04-22 10:27:05 AM

Dr.Zom: Pervert Dave shot Wheelchair Skip. Somebody start banging on a pipe and we'll have a Tom Waits song.


THIS is HOTY material right here
 
2014-04-22 10:49:45 AM

Dr.Zom: Pervert Dave shot Wheelchair Skip. Somebody start banging on a pipe and we'll have a Tom Waits song.


 It's nice to see someone else has a low tolerance for Tom Waits.
 
2014-04-22 10:59:57 AM

cwheelie: Dr.Zom: Pervert Dave shot Wheelchair Skip. Somebody start banging on a pipe and we'll have a Tom Waits song.

THIS is HOTY material right here


They gonna
Yankees not involved
 
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