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(Celebuzz)   Sofia Vergara thinks it is OK to receive money for sex, just not with you   (celebuzz.com) divider line 16
    More: Amusing, Sofia Vergara, John Turturro, Sharon Stone  
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5371 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Apr 2014 at 10:53 PM (26 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-21 11:02:05 PM  
4 votes:
After spending a wonderful evening with a sweet Senorita from Columbia, she said, $100.00.

I answered: "$100; my dear Madam; I am a US Army Ranger, we don't take money for our services."
2014-04-22 05:25:35 AM  
3 votes:
This seems like an appropriate place to bring up the old story of the old man and the lady at the upper-class party.

And old man is having a conversation with a lady at a high society event.  Somehow, the conversation turns to sex and money.  The old man asks the lady, "Madame, would you sleep with me if I gave you a million dollars?"

After a moment of consideration, the lady replies, "Well... yes, I suppose I would."

The old man then follows up with another question, "Would you sleep with me for fifty dollars?"

At this, the lady becomes greatly offended and says "Of course not!  What kind of woman do you think I am?"

"Madame, we've already established what kind of woman you are.  Now we're just haggling over the price."

/old story bro
//it's often believed that the man in this story was Winston Churchill, but it's never been proven.
2014-04-22 01:12:02 PM  
2 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: Alfonse Gregory: InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]

I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.

I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.

Whoops! Here's my penance:

[www.ladswishlist.com image 708x1500]


i2.kym-cdn.com
2014-04-22 01:26:04 AM  
2 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.



Hot damn.

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2014-04-21 09:11:35 PM  
2 votes:
Well, I don't think I would expect her to actually pay me. Let's just say she can owe me.
2014-04-21 08:50:58 PM  
2 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-22 01:07:25 PM  
1 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


www.quickmeme.com
2014-04-22 12:00:03 PM  
1 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-22 11:00:05 AM  
1 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: Alfonse Gregory: InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]

I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.

I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.

Whoops! Here's my penance:

[www.ladswishlist.com image 708x1500]

i.imgur.com
2014-04-22 07:21:40 AM  
1 votes:

jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.


You bring her, I'll get the fava beans and Chianti.
2014-04-22 04:04:12 AM  
1 votes:

Swampmaster: After spending a wonderful evening with a sweet Senorita from Columbia, she said, $100.00.

I answered: "$100; my dear Madam; I am a US Army Ranger, we don't take money for our services."


Colombia:

www.cia.gov

Columbia:

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2014-04-22 01:21:40 AM  
1 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.

NSFW

That is close enough for me.


I think I'd like them to be closer to me. Much much closer.
2014-04-22 12:19:42 AM  
1 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


www.killthehydra.com

You sir are a god amongst mortal men for that one! You have my vote when they canonize you!
2014-04-21 08:20:31 PM  
1 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.

NSFW

That is close enough for me.


www.ar15.com
2014-04-21 08:10:13 PM  
1 votes:
How does she feel about IOUs?
2014-04-21 08:09:23 PM  
1 votes:
So, you're saying she would do me for free, then?  Awesome!
 
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