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(Celebuzz)   Sofia Vergara thinks it is OK to receive money for sex, just not with you   (celebuzz.com) divider line 11
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5356 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Apr 2014 at 10:53 PM (14 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-21 08:10:30 PM
6 votes:

Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.



NSFW

That is close enough for me.
2014-04-21 08:54:07 PM
4 votes:
you can pay a porn star to have sex
you can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked body
you can have sex with an adult without giving them money
you can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistress
you can give a sex partner presents, including cash

but paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??

farking stupid laws
2014-04-22 02:43:07 AM
2 votes:

FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank


someone mention piggies?

pics.wikifeet.com
2014-04-21 11:06:47 PM
2 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


They're real and they're spectacular
2014-04-22 01:12:02 PM
1 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: Alfonse Gregory: InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]

I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.

I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.

Whoops! Here's my penance:

[www.ladswishlist.com image 708x1500]


i2.kym-cdn.com
2014-04-22 01:07:25 PM
1 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


www.quickmeme.com
2014-04-22 04:53:41 AM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: namatad: you can pay a porn star to have sex
you can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked body
you can have sex with an adult without giving them money
you can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistress
you can give a sex partner presents, including cash

but paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??

farking stupid laws

If religious conservatives were to have their way, none of those first things you said would be legal either, unless you and the person you're sexing are married to each other and only doing it to conceive.

Distributing pornography is still technically illegal in California (!), if I'm reading the Miller ruling correctly:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_v._California

(Not sure how the porn business in the San Fernando Valley get away with it, so there must be a loophole.)


FTFY
2014-04-22 02:53:43 AM
1 votes:
I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.
2014-04-22 01:26:04 AM
1 votes:

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.



Hot damn.

i595.photobucket.com
2014-04-22 12:29:18 AM
1 votes:
I'd disappoint her so bad she wouldn't want my money.

/and Nadine Velasquez too
2014-04-21 08:05:46 PM
1 votes:
Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.
 
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