Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.
FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank
Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.NSFWThat is close enough for me.
InterruptingQuirk: Alfonse Gregory: InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy banksomeone mention piggies?[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.Whoops! Here's my penance:[www.ladswishlist.com image 708x1500]
Arkanaut: namatad: you can pay a porn star to have sexyou can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked bodyyou can have sex with an adult without giving them moneyyou can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistressyou can give a sex partner presents, including cashbut paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??farking stupid lawsIf religious conservatives were to have their way, none of those first things you said would be legal either, unless you and the person you're sexing are married to each other and only doing it to conceive.Distributing pornography is still technically illegal in California (!), if I'm reading the Miller ruling correctly:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_v._California(Not sure how the porn business in the San Fernando Valley get away with it, so there must be a loophole.)
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