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(Celebuzz)   Sofia Vergara thinks it is OK to receive money for sex, just not with you   (celebuzz.com) divider line 58
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2014-04-21 08:05:46 PM
Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.
 
2014-04-21 08:09:23 PM
So, you're saying she would do me for free, then?  Awesome!
 
2014-04-21 08:10:13 PM
How does she feel about IOUs?
 
2014-04-21 08:10:30 PM

Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.



NSFW

That is close enough for me.
 
2014-04-21 08:20:31 PM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.

NSFW

That is close enough for me.


www.ar15.com
 
2014-04-21 08:50:58 PM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-21 08:54:07 PM
you can pay a porn star to have sex
you can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked body
you can have sex with an adult without giving them money
you can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistress
you can give a sex partner presents, including cash

but paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??

farking stupid laws
 
2014-04-21 09:11:35 PM
Well, I don't think I would expect her to actually pay me. Let's just say she can owe me.
 
2014-04-21 09:53:46 PM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


You, sir, are a true servant to mankind.  Thank you.
 
2014-04-21 11:00:18 PM
If I told her I thought she had a lousy body, do you think she'd hold it against me?
 
2014-04-21 11:02:05 PM
After spending a wonderful evening with a sweet Senorita from Columbia, she said, $100.00.

I answered: "$100; my dear Madam; I am a US Army Ranger, we don't take money for our services."
 
2014-04-21 11:05:06 PM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


[scruffy_seconded.jpg]
 
2014-04-21 11:06:47 PM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


They're real and they're spectacular
 
2014-04-21 11:07:12 PM
I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank
 
2014-04-21 11:26:01 PM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


It's a good thing she's got those boobs, because those sharp elbows are disgusting.
 
2014-04-21 11:49:49 PM
I got $5 on it.
 
2014-04-21 11:49:55 PM

namatad: you can pay a porn star to have sex
you can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked body
you can have sex with an adult without giving them money
you can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistress
you can give a sex partner presents, including cash

but paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??

farking stupid laws


If religious conservatives were to have their way, none of those first things you said would be legal either, unless you and the person you're sexing are married to each other.

Distributing pornography is still technically illegal in California (!), if I'm reading the Miller ruling correctly:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_v._California

(Not sure how the porn business in the San Fernando Valley get away with it, so there must be a loophole.)
 
2014-04-22 12:19:42 AM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


www.killthehydra.com

You sir are a god amongst mortal men for that one! You have my vote when they canonize you!
 
2014-04-22 12:29:18 AM
I'd disappoint her so bad she wouldn't want my money.

/and Nadine Velasquez too
 
2014-04-22 12:56:17 AM

namatad: you can pay a porn star to have sex
you can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked body
you can have sex with an adult without giving them money
you can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistress
you can give a sex partner presents, including cash

but paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??

farking stupid laws


Don't forget being paid to beat the shiat out of someone else.  Sex is icky and wrong, but fractured facial bones and ruptured organs are just good family entertainment.
 
2014-04-22 01:21:40 AM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.

NSFW

That is close enough for me.


I think I'd like them to be closer to me. Much much closer.
 
2014-04-22 01:26:04 AM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.



Hot damn.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-22 02:43:07 AM

FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank


someone mention piggies?

pics.wikifeet.com
 
2014-04-22 02:53:43 AM
I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.
 
2014-04-22 03:16:43 AM
Not that he pays for it directly...but I've seen her BF...he's loaded.

So she may not give it up for money...but she's attracted to it.


Then again, the opposite is true...she's not bad on the eyes at all.
So he's not completely with her for just her personality.


Nice, stereotypes are true.
But hey, if you can get it...get it.
 
2014-04-22 03:28:30 AM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


http://youtu.be/ky-LBarfe4g
 
2014-04-22 04:04:12 AM

Swampmaster: After spending a wonderful evening with a sweet Senorita from Columbia, she said, $100.00.

I answered: "$100; my dear Madam; I am a US Army Ranger, we don't take money for our services."


Colombia:

www.cia.gov

Columbia:

beta.img.cbsnews.com
 
2014-04-22 04:53:41 AM

Arkanaut: namatad: you can pay a porn star to have sex
you can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked body
you can have sex with an adult without giving them money
you can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistress
you can give a sex partner presents, including cash

but paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??

farking stupid laws

If religious conservatives were to have their way, none of those first things you said would be legal either, unless you and the person you're sexing are married to each other and only doing it to conceive.

Distributing pornography is still technically illegal in California (!), if I'm reading the Miller ruling correctly:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_v._California

(Not sure how the porn business in the San Fernando Valley get away with it, so there must be a loophole.)


FTFY
 
2014-04-22 05:25:35 AM
This seems like an appropriate place to bring up the old story of the old man and the lady at the upper-class party.

And old man is having a conversation with a lady at a high society event.  Somehow, the conversation turns to sex and money.  The old man asks the lady, "Madame, would you sleep with me if I gave you a million dollars?"

After a moment of consideration, the lady replies, "Well... yes, I suppose I would."

The old man then follows up with another question, "Would you sleep with me for fifty dollars?"

At this, the lady becomes greatly offended and says "Of course not!  What kind of woman do you think I am?"

"Madame, we've already established what kind of woman you are.  Now we're just haggling over the price."

/old story bro
//it's often believed that the man in this story was Winston Churchill, but it's never been proven.
 
2014-04-22 07:21:40 AM

jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.


You bring her, I'll get the fava beans and Chianti.
 
2014-04-22 07:28:11 AM

namatad: you can pay a porn star to have sex
you can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked body
you can have sex with an adult without giving them money
you can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistress
you can give a sex partner presents, including cash

but paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??

farking stupid laws


The old joke about you are not paying for sex but instead paying for them to leave afterwards comes to mind. In all the rest of the cases it is pretty much the opposite, since you want them to stick around for more sex later.
 
2014-04-22 07:32:59 AM

namatad: you can pay a porn star to have sex
you can pay a professional masseuse to rub oil all over your neked body
you can have sex with an adult without giving them money
you can buy a house and car for a sex partner, it is legal and she is just a mistress
you can give a sex partner presents, including cash

but paying a whore for 1 hour of sex is illegal??

farking stupid laws



You don't pay for the sex, you pay for them to leave
 
2014-04-22 07:43:38 AM

Swampmaster: After spending a wonderful evening with a sweet Senorita from Columbia, she said, $100.00.

I answered: "$100; my dear Madam; I am a US Army Ranger, we don't take money for our services."


And then she pulled a Glock on you and hissed, "I ain't playin',  papi, I want my goddamn money,  pendejo."
 
2014-04-22 08:12:18 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]


I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.
 
2014-04-22 08:35:18 AM

InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]

I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.


I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.
 
2014-04-22 09:02:34 AM

Alfonse Gregory: InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]

I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.

I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.


Whoops! Here's my penance:

www.ladswishlist.com
 
2014-04-22 09:10:10 AM

InterruptingQuirk: Alfonse Gregory: InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]

I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.

I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.

Whoops! Here's my penance:

[www.ladswishlist.com image 708x1500]


Damn.
 
2014-04-22 09:25:03 AM

The_Sponge: Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


Hot damn.

[i595.photobucket.com image 400x332]


Fermilab?
 
2014-04-22 09:30:43 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Swampmaster: After spending a wonderful evening with a sweet Senorita from Columbia, she said, $100.00.

I answered: "$100; my dear Madam; I am a US Army Ranger, we don't take money for our services."

Colombia:

[www.cia.gov image 326x350]

Columbia:

[beta.img.cbsnews.com image 660x480]


Tacky.  Very very tacky
 
2014-04-22 09:54:38 AM

InterruptingQuirk: Alfonse Gregory: InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]

I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.

I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.

Whoops! Here's my penance:

[www.ladswishlist.com image 708x1500]


All is forgiven. And then some.
 
2014-04-22 10:02:53 AM
Just another one of those things that is nobody's business. Land of the free, unless it's icky moral stuff then you can't has.

You can pay stranger to rub your nude body.
You can pay a doctor to stick his finger up your hole (which ever you like).
You can't pay a stranger to do either of those if you enjoy it a little bit too much.

Well, my most of my fellow liberals and our counterparts in the "libertarian"/conservative ranks are pretty much full of shiat. My body my choice amirite?
 
2014-04-22 10:35:29 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Swampmaster: After spending a wonderful evening with a sweet Senorita from Columbia, she said, $100.00.

I answered: "$100; my dear Madam; I am a US Army Ranger, we don't take money for our services."

Colombia:

[www.cia.gov image 326x350]

Columbia:

[beta.img.cbsnews.com image 660x480]


You're a sick bastard. I like you.
 
2014-04-22 10:38:25 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Swampmaster: After spending a wonderful evening with a sweet Senorita from Columbia, she said, $100.00.

I answered: "$100; my dear Madam; I am a US Army Ranger, we don't take money for our services."

And then she pulled a Glockrazor on you and hissed, "I ain't playin',  papi, I want my goddamn money,  pendejo."


FTFY

/Not that I have experience with such things.
//A friend told me.
///Honestly.
 
2014-04-22 11:00:05 AM

InterruptingQuirk: Alfonse Gregory: InterruptingQuirk: i upped my meds-up yours: FloridaFarkTag: I would so do Sofia Viagra....I'd kill the piggy bank

someone mention piggies?

[pics.wikifeet.com image 850x566]

I know you posted that to dispel the idea that she is hot, but it only served to further the argument that she is a beautiful woman.

I think he was referring to her toes. Which are also beautiful.

Whoops! Here's my penance:

[www.ladswishlist.com image 708x1500]

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-22 11:33:16 AM
I'll be back after work

/fap
 
2014-04-22 12:00:03 PM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-22 12:09:23 PM
I would bring her to orgasm.
 
2014-04-22 12:12:06 PM
What is the big appeal of Sofia Vergara? Every time I've watched her, she's cursing somebody out
in Spanish...so? Desi Arnaz was doing that to Lucille Ball back in 1951, and Sofia Vergara, you're
no Desi Arnaz.  ("Sofia, you got some 'splainin' to do!")
 
2014-04-22 12:24:34 PM
I'd hit it--literally, with a crop, I like that sort of thing.
Then I'd make it all better for her.
 
2014-04-22 01:07:25 PM

Beerguy: Mugato: Eh, she's still not going to make with the boobies. If she hasn't by now she never will.


NSFW

That is close enough for me.


www.quickmeme.com
 
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