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(SFGate)   The pen is mightier than the sword. Still no match for bullets, though   (sfgate.com) divider line 28
    More: Dumbass, Utah Department of Corrections, obstruction of justice, witness stand  
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2014-04-21 06:51:03 PM
www.buffalo.com

Suck it, Trebek.
 
2014-04-21 07:14:04 PM

fusillade762: [www.buffalo.com image 718x400]

Suck it, Trebek.


He would suck it, what with his dago mustache and his greasy hair
 
2014-04-21 07:53:43 PM
Give them a medal.

Move on.
 
2014-04-21 07:59:12 PM
...and nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-04-21 07:59:48 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.
 
2014-04-21 08:00:21 PM
Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?
 
2014-04-21 08:01:01 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Was it a steampunk assault pen?
 
2014-04-21 08:03:18 PM
nerdsontherocks.com

The gun is good, the penis is evil!
 
2014-04-21 08:03:35 PM
This is the kind of justice we need.  What is the juries verdict?  Guilty you honor. BANG!  Next.
 
2014-04-21 08:04:49 PM
"I know what I'll do! I'll rush at the witness and stab him with this pen so he can't testify any longer! Hahaha! What can they possibly do to me?"
 
2014-04-21 08:06:32 PM
Pen is.  Heh,
 
2014-04-21 08:12:24 PM
Saved the cost of a trial and incarceration
 
2014-04-21 08:14:48 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-21 08:27:51 PM
The pen is?
 
2014-04-21 08:29:58 PM
The judge declared a mistrial? Why bother? The defendant attacked a witness in open court; that's like insta-guilty.
 
2014-04-21 08:46:41 PM
When questioned after the shooting US Marshall Raylan Givens stated that he was Justified in the act.
 
2014-04-21 08:51:07 PM

iheartscotch: The judge declared a mistrial? Why bother? The defendant attacked a witness in open court; that's like insta-guilty.


That's why it's declared a mistrial, Scout.
 
2014-04-21 09:10:45 PM
I've heard of hung juries, but I like the idea of shot defendants even more.  Why not, we already have some decapitated judges and soulless lawyers in the courts?
 
2014-04-21 09:43:02 PM
Limb by limb and tooth by tooth
Tearing up inside of me
Every day every hour
 
2014-04-21 10:41:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: iheartscotch: The judge declared a mistrial? Why bother? The defendant attacked a witness in open court; that's like insta-guilty.

That's why it's declared a mistrial, Scout.


Dang, is that a To Kill a Mockingbird reference?

Also, I think taser should have been an option but I wasn't there.
 
2014-04-21 11:08:31 PM
www.michigandaily.com
"Was it wrong to shoot someone in the middle of a court session?  Should I not have done that?"
 
2014-04-22 02:56:03 AM
What, no Dexter reference?
 
2014-04-22 07:22:00 AM
I like how seeing someone get shot to death is "kind of traumatising."
 
2014-04-22 07:38:38 AM

catzilla: What, no Dexter reference?


Justified>Dexter
 
2014-04-22 10:19:07 AM
One of theirs pulls a pen, you pull a gun...that's the Salt Lake City way.
 
2014-04-22 12:19:18 PM
Did any juror have the wit to say "guilty, your honor!" as he lay there bleeding?
 
2014-04-22 12:43:49 PM
Dude, you're sellng Penis Mightiers?
 
2014-04-22 05:52:59 PM

lilbordr: catzilla: What, no Dexter reference?

Justified>Dexter


And far more relevant.  Let's see if they work in this scenario next season.
 
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