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(ARL Now)   The answer to "how many people you can squeeze into a Ford Focus when using it as a getaway car in a high speed chase" is 10, but six of them need to be children   (arlnow.com) divider line 23
    More: Scary, car chase, getaway car, malicious wounding, Arlington County, Falls Church, Fairfax  
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2014-04-21 07:00:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-21 07:08:31 PM  
That would totally ruin a Focus's already crappy acceleration. You have bicyclists passing you
 
2014-04-21 07:21:24 PM  
or Mexicans.
 
2014-04-21 08:14:46 PM  

Mugato: or Mexicans.


Mexicans are stealing our jobs, healthcare, and high-speed car chases.
 
2014-04-21 08:16:51 PM  
My first thought is this would be an awesome task in the next GTA. Rob a place then try to get away in a hijacked car full of six children, and not get any of them killed by you or pursuing police shooting at the car.
 
2014-04-21 08:34:41 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-21 08:37:23 PM  
Wait, wait...I know the answer. 104! Two in the front, two in the back and 100 in the ashtray.
 
2014-04-21 08:42:33 PM  
How do you fit that many car seats into a 4-door?
 
2014-04-21 08:51:19 PM  

UsikFark: Mugato: or Mexicans.

Mexicans are stealing our jobs, healthcare, and high-speed car chases.


Funny.
 
2014-04-21 08:52:39 PM  

99.998er: Wait, wait...I know the answer. 104! Two in the front, two in the back and 100 in the ashtray.


Omg that is the oldest joke ever..

/and I did nazi that coming
 
2014-04-21 08:59:43 PM  
Midgets count?
 
2014-04-21 08:59:57 PM  
Or little people. They're often overlooked.
 
2014-04-21 09:00:48 PM  

stuffy: Midgets count?


Shakes tiny fist for the first time.
 
2014-04-21 09:31:18 PM  

Warthog: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]


Taking bets on how many of those 19 aren't actually Jim Bob's. Since, you know, it's always the most outwardly-pious and religious folk who get freaky and cheat-y.
 
2014-04-21 09:33:21 PM  

skinink: My first thought is this would be an awesome task in the next GTA. Rob a place then try to get away in a hijacked car full of six children, and not get any of them killed by you or pursuing police shooting at the car.


If it's GTA, why wouldn't you throw the kids at the pursuing police?  I'm sure that would slow them down.
 
2014-04-21 09:55:17 PM  

itsaidwhat: UsikFark: Mugato: or Mexicans.

Mexicans are stealing our jobs, healthcare, and high-speed car chases.

Funny.


What do you mean "Funny?"
 
2014-04-21 10:13:53 PM  

UsikFark: itsaidwhat: UsikFark: Mugato: or Mexicans.

Mexicans are stealing our jobs, healthcare, and high-speed car chases.

Funny.

What do you mean "Funny?"


Nacho funny main.
 
2014-04-21 11:58:05 PM  
4 adults and 6 kids ages 6 and under? Did they have the kids stacked like cord wood in the back?
 
2014-04-22 01:37:17 AM  
Three men, 254 kilos
 
2014-04-22 02:09:27 AM  
All I care about is how many dead babies can fit.
 
2014-04-22 03:34:51 AM  

markb289: 4 adults and 6 kids ages 6 and under? Did they have the kids stacked like cord wood in the back?


"Stop touching me. Mom, he's touching me!"
 
2014-04-22 05:18:32 AM  
The alleged driver, 25-year-old Marcus Woodland of D.C., is being held in the District pending extradition to Arlington. Woodland faces 11 charges in Arlington including 2 counts of attempted malicious wounding on law enforcement, felony eluding, felony hit and run, six counts of child endangerment, and reckless driving.

A second suspect, 31-year-old Christopher Woodland, also of D.C., is facing robbery charges in Fairfax County. Two other adults - 19-year-old Abena Okrah of Annandale and 25-year-old Beverly Starr of D.C. - are being charged with receiving stolen property. Fairfax County is seeking extradition of all four suspects.


1. GIS says could be black, could be white.
2. See 1.
3. No need to search with a name like that.
4. Porn name? Searches IAFD, nope.

Sounds like at least one female is a uterus cannon.
 
2014-04-22 12:19:37 PM  

Odd Bird: Three men, 254 kilos


THIS!  Why did it take so long for a 'Transporter' reference?

/first 15 minutes of that movie were awesome.  The next 75+... not so much
 
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