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2014-04-21 04:12:13 PM  
Dawwwww.
 
2014-04-21 04:17:07 PM  
Yeah, great. But when I post videos of little kids hugging my cock, suddenly, I get a visit from the authorities...
 
2014-04-21 04:18:39 PM  
www.tor.com
 
2014-04-21 04:53:47 PM  
Farking imprinting. How does it work?

Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah, great. But when I post videos of little kids hugging my cock, suddenly, I get a visit from the authorities...


Ha!
 
2014-04-21 06:45:24 PM  
Meh. Our company has cage free producers who were taught how to 'train' the birds so they (birds) don't freak out when the producer goes in to the floor area in the morning and throughout the day. Always knock before entering. The birds closest to the door tell everyone, "Dad's comin in" so to speak. You don't want to spook chickens because the next day less eggs will be in the boxes and what is laid will most likely have blood in them. They don't like being upset at all.
 
2014-04-21 06:47:39 PM  
BTW. The same rule applies to caged birds. They don't like being spooked. It messes up the reproductive process that makes an egg every 25 hours or so.
 
2014-04-21 06:58:10 PM  
Sure, he's hugging it now, but what you dont know is hes planning on building a BDSM devise that ill render the chicken immobile so he can ravage it again, and again, and again.

/just saying, it could happen
 
2014-04-21 07:04:01 PM  
Chickens are vicious, evil bastards.  They'll give your shins a helluva pecking as soon as look at you.

There really is a pecking order: if you get out of order, you get pecked.
 
2014-04-21 07:11:53 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net

/  Fifty years later...
 
2014-04-21 07:13:48 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Sure, he's hugging it now, but what you dont know is hes planning on building a BDSM devise that ill render the chicken immobile so he can ravage it again, and again, and again.

/just saying, it could happen


He likes his chicken like his women, battered in the barn.
 
2014-04-21 07:17:15 PM  
rather than a Wimp copy of a YouTube, why not link to the source with its nuttiness and comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdxo1mZeY68
Have you hugged your Chicken today? (Original) by Gretchen Brumley - 679,716 views
Published on Apr 15, 2014
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The Brumley family has been deeply touched by all of the beautiful people that have been moved by our loving boy and his sweet chicken.. We cant help but think that there is a message in the innocence and purity of the exchange that we can all continue to share together..

Lovebird has shown us that all of Gods creatures are capable and deserving of our love and respect.. Especially those who may give their lives to nourish our families.. Let's show that respect by supporting organic and free range farms whenever possible.. And let's remember to share love and hugs with all of our Brothers, Sisters, and animals of all shapes and sizes on a daily basis .. Regardless of where they may fall in our perceived, "pecking order".. We are all in this crazy game together.. And the game gets so much better when its played with love..

From our Family to yours: Thank you so much for your kind words and support.. And we wish great blessings upon you all..
 
2014-04-21 07:23:27 PM  

MooseUpNorth: [ts3.mm.bing.net image 297x297]

/  Fifty years later...


Robot Chicken revenge opening
 
2014-04-21 07:30:19 PM  
farking vertical video
 
2014-04-21 07:44:22 PM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-04-21 08:06:59 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Farking imprinting. How does it work?

Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah, great. But when I post videos of little kids hugging my cock, suddenly, I get a visit from the authorities...

Ha!


Yup.

We had an Americana that imprinted on me.

Had.

She was tasty.
 
2014-04-21 08:10:32 PM  
That's not what you do with those little shiat factories
 
2014-04-21 08:13:02 PM  
This is how bird flu jumped species...
 
2014-04-21 08:30:49 PM  
/puts down sandwich

//feels terrible
 
2014-04-21 08:58:37 PM  
But which came first?
 
2014-04-21 09:11:00 PM  
eaten and choked, yes.  hugged? nope.
 
2014-04-21 09:50:03 PM  
You know that rooster is thinking "Hands off my chick!"
 
2014-04-21 09:58:26 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: That's not what you do with those little shiat factories


That's somebody's kid for cryin' out loud!
 
2014-04-21 10:17:06 PM  
This video taught me something very important. If I watch a video on my laptop, and a rooster crows when the volume is nearly at full volume, my dogs will both jump and wonder what the hell just happened.
 
2014-04-21 10:22:11 PM  

gblive: You know that rooster is thinking "Hands off my chick!"


That's a very chill rooster, though. He could just be waiting until the kid lets the hen go. I mean, how convenient his that? He won't even have to chase her!

/Also: d'awwwwww
 
2014-04-21 10:25:17 PM  
Possibly relevant:

Warning - Item ==WOMAN== creates ART with her >>>>VAGINA<<<< **NSFW** might contain content that is not suitable for all ages.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=95a_1397947174  (NSFW)
 
2014-04-21 10:35:32 PM  
RoyBatty: Snip

Relevant to what?  A vacation?
 
2014-04-21 10:41:06 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: RoyBatty: Snip

Relevant to what?  A vacation?


Apparently there are eggs involved. That have been injected with paint. Or, um, something like that. She squeezes them out of her vagina. (Could be oh so much worse.) (I did not watch the whole thing.)

It's performance art, however, which is rarely relevant to anything...
 
2014-04-21 10:57:22 PM  

RoyBatty: Possibly relevant:

Warning - Item ==WOMAN== creates ART with her >>>>VAGINA<<<< **NSFW** might contain content that is not suitable for all ages.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=95a_1397947174  (NSFW)


WTF?

i457.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-22 12:39:45 AM  
And then he saw pecked into the dirt, "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF BIRD FLU".
 
2014-04-22 02:03:44 AM  
You know who else likes to keep doing it to that chicken?

www.conservativehq.com
 
2014-04-22 04:15:58 AM  

Bondith: Chickens are vicious, evil bastards.  They'll give your shins a helluva pecking as soon as look at you.

There really is a pecking order: if you get out of order, you get pecked.


Absolutely. We had a chicken on our farm with a broken leg that healed badly, making her crippled. The other chickens literally picked on her all the time just because of that; she had to be fed away from the others or she wouldn't get anything. She behaved a lot like that chicken in the video; she'd hobble over to you and allow you to pet her, making soft clucking noises the whole time. No doubt she did that both for the protection from the others and to get more food, but it was still cute to watch.
 
2014-04-22 12:42:43 PM  

WTFDYW: BTW. The same rule applies to caged birds.


But, do they sing?  Alas.
 
2014-04-22 03:32:42 PM  
In a few years he'll be choking it.
 
2014-04-22 03:55:43 PM  

Bob The Nob: In a few years he'll be choking it.

www.comicbookmovie.com
T.C?
 
IP
2014-04-22 05:54:02 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah, great. But when I post videos of little kids hugging my cock, suddenly, I get a visit from the authorities...


*snert*
 
2014-04-22 09:55:42 PM  

Bob The Nob: In a few years he'll be choking it.


lol
 
2014-04-22 09:57:24 PM  
Have you hugged your chicken today?

Yes ... I MEAN NO.
 
2014-04-22 10:19:16 PM  
chocked em, damn near killed em!

was expecting the kid to grab its neck and whip it around.
 
2014-04-23 02:46:01 AM  
pfft, i had several pet chickens growing up.
 
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