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(Miami Herald)   Cuba condom shortage leads to selling expired condoms. THANKS, CASTRO   (miamiherald.com) divider line 31
    More: Scary, Fidel Castro, Cuban Government  
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2014-04-21 08:11:08 PM  
Magnums?

1.bp.blogspot.com

You're not fooling anyone, Cuba.
 
2014-04-21 08:18:07 PM  
It's full of WHAT?!
 
2014-04-21 08:58:11 PM  
Condoms expire?
 
2014-04-21 08:58:56 PM  
Thanks, Castrobama, is more like it.
 
2014-04-21 09:07:20 PM  
Keep those red diaper babies coming?
 
2014-04-21 09:07:34 PM  
Well I guess you can wash them out and use again...
 
2014-04-21 09:09:36 PM  
Duh.  They want to make more commies.
 
2014-04-21 09:12:21 PM  

TheSwizz: Magnums?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 387x291]

You're not fooling anyone, Cuba.


Magnums are for the ego
 
2014-04-21 09:13:20 PM  
I'd figure their Catholic underpinnings would have survived the commie indoctrination enough that condom use would at least be frowned upon...
 
2014-04-21 09:27:23 PM  
DIY sheepskin is the way to go. Better for the environment, too. Not much different than rolling a cigar
 
2014-04-21 09:29:46 PM  
"Wrong expiration dates" huh, why not just write 15 over the 14?  Or just scratch off the year, and let the buyer assume it is good till the next year, which is similar to how Ford sold expired tires on new Explorers, some years ago.  Like Explorers back then needed help flipping over.

On a side note, did anyone notice the condom being washed out during that last episode of GoT?  It was at the brothel where Sam was dropping off the single mom and baby Sam.  I caught it as odd, so I reversed to see if it was really what I thought I saw.  I kind of wish I didn't.
 
2014-04-21 09:32:30 PM  
They could just employ the Clinton Alternative Method for sexual gratification.
 
2014-04-21 09:46:52 PM  

mike_d85: They could just employ the Clinton Alternative Method for sexual gratification.


Kind of a waste of fine Cuban cigars though.Five minutes in the Hermador and they get a tad hard to light.
 
2014-04-21 09:56:26 PM  
I intend to help provide the hard currency Cuba needs to purchase condoms on the world market by purchasing large quantities of their cigars & rum when I'm in Estonia this summer. I might even consume them while I'm there...
 
2014-04-21 10:05:12 PM  

uber humper: DIY sheepskin is the way to go. Better for the environment, too. Not much different than rolling a cigar


ts4.mm.bing.net   It only really impresses the undergrads, though....
 
2014-04-21 10:08:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-21 10:10:34 PM  
good thing there are no hot cuban women, or else this might impact me
 
2014-04-21 10:20:38 PM  
Oh Raúly?
 
2014-04-21 10:29:00 PM  
Time share condoms?
 
2014-04-21 10:43:35 PM  
 
2014-04-21 10:52:11 PM  
When selling condoms, always take cash or credit. Otherwise you might get a rubber check.
 
2014-04-21 11:11:38 PM  
Trojan should send over Extra Small condoms and call them "Castro Sized"
 
2014-04-21 11:17:09 PM  
Classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH-LHOFqH74
 
2014-04-22 12:10:23 AM  
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
 
2014-04-22 02:05:54 AM  
Who'd wanna use a rubber when you got women like:

the305.com

www.xxlmag.com

clotheshorse.org

www.johnfisher.com

thabizness.com
 
2014-04-22 12:33:16 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Who'd wanna use a rubber when you got women like:

[the305.com image 500x750]

[www.xxlmag.com image 620x400]

[clotheshorse.org image 600x869]

[www.johnfisher.com image 450x600]

[thabizness.com image 600x400]


Damn. Those girls WROTE the definition for "Hourglass Figure". GIGGITY.
 
2014-04-22 01:30:17 PM  

washington-babylon: kling_klang_bed: Who'd wanna use a rubber when you got women like:

[the305.com image 500x750]

[www.xxlmag.com image 620x400]

[clotheshorse.org image 600x869]

[www.johnfisher.com image 450x600]

[thabizness.com image 600x400]

Damn. Those girls WROTE the definition for "Hourglass Figure". GIGGITY.


Aaaaaaaaaaaand round 2! Akazeem (from 'Iron Chef')!!!

www.funtasticzone.com

Can't forget Vida Gurrea, of course:

www.rantlifestyle.com

lh6.googleusercontent.com

api.ning.com

I call top bunk!
 
2014-04-22 02:31:46 PM  
Expired condoms... how does that even matter?  These things are usually latex.  Is latex biodegradable and no one told me?  I could see the lubricants breaking down but that should not reduce the effectiveness of the condom.  Although maybe it gets brittle?  I don't know.

uber humper: DIY sheepskin is the way to go. Better for the environment, too. Not much different than rolling a cigar


So necro-bestiality it is?  That is how I view these condoms.  You are sticking your penis inside of a dead animals intestines.  No thank you.

Also they are nearly useless anyhow.  I would like to paint the picture in your head of trying to hold water in a paper bag.
 
2014-04-22 02:44:10 PM  

kling_klang_bed: washington-babylon: kling_klang_bed: Who'd wanna use a rubber when you got women like:

[the305.com image 500x750]

[www.xxlmag.com image 620x400]

[clotheshorse.org image 600x869]

[www.johnfisher.com image 450x600]

[thabizness.com image 600x400]

Damn. Those girls WROTE the definition for "Hourglass Figure". GIGGITY.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand round 2! Akazeem (from 'Iron Chef')!!!

[www.funtasticzone.com image 600x675]

Can't forget Vida Gurrea, of course:

[www.rantlifestyle.com image 850x637]

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x335]

[api.ning.com image 525x350]

I call top bunk!


You are a saint. Unfortunately, you seem to be the " Patron Saint of Not Being Able To Stand Up In Polite Company".

/Think cold thoughts, think cold thoughts, think cold thoughts...
 
2014-04-22 02:54:38 PM  

washington-babylon: kling_klang_bed: washington-babylon: kling_klang_bed: Who'd wanna use a rubber when you got women like:

[the305.com image 500x750]

[www.xxlmag.com image 620x400]

[clotheshorse.org image 600x869]

[www.johnfisher.com image 450x600]

[thabizness.com image 600x400]

Damn. Those girls WROTE the definition for "Hourglass Figure". GIGGITY.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand round 2! Akazeem (from 'Iron Chef')!!!

[www.funtasticzone.com image 600x675]

Can't forget Vida Gurrea, of course:

[www.rantlifestyle.com image 850x637]

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x335]

[api.ning.com image 525x350]

I call top bunk!

You are a saint. Unfortunately, you seem to be the " Patron Saint of Not Being Able To Stand Up In Polite Company".

/Think cold thoughts, think cold thoughts, think cold thoughts...


LOL *takes a bow and is humbled by my new title* ;-)
 
2014-04-22 05:01:19 PM  

kling_klang_bed: washington-babylon: kling_klang_bed: washington-babylon: kling_klang_bed: Who'd wanna use a rubber when you got women like:

[the305.com image 500x750]

[www.xxlmag.com image 620x400]

[clotheshorse.org image 600x869]

[www.johnfisher.com image 450x600]

[thabizness.com image 600x400]

Damn. Those girls WROTE the definition for "Hourglass Figure". GIGGITY.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand round 2! Akazeem (from 'Iron Chef')!!!

[www.funtasticzone.com image 600x675]

Can't forget Vida Gurrea, of course:

[www.rantlifestyle.com image 850x637]

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x335]

[api.ning.com image 525x350]

I call top bunk!

You are a saint. Unfortunately, you seem to be the " Patron Saint of Not Being Able To Stand Up In Polite Company".

/Think cold thoughts, think cold thoughts, think cold thoughts...

LOL *takes a bow and is humbled by my new title* ;-)


Don't let it go to your head- that's what causes the problem in the first place!
 
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