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(New York Daily News)   In the least believable tell-all book ever, Michael Jackson's former bodyguards detail his trysts with two mysterious "drop dead gorgeous" women known only as "Flower" and "Friend"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 14
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2014-04-21 05:35:19 PM
Well, since we know that Billie Jean's kid was his son, the idea that  Jackson was either some kind ascetic, asexual geek or a pedophile is a harder sell than it used to be.
 
2014-04-21 05:43:42 PM
So are we talking a full "Dr. Girlfriend" situation here, or?
 
2014-04-21 05:52:25 PM
He was married to Elvis's daughter...
 
2014-04-21 05:58:57 PM
"Jackson moonwalked right into the dog's poop, infuriating him."

What- his lips drew back and he started barking "Hey, I was saving that, and you walked right on it"?
 
2014-04-21 06:06:00 PM

yakmans_dad: Well, since we know that Billie Jean's kid was his son, the idea that  Jackson was either some kind ascetic, asexual geek or a pedophile is a harder sell than it used to be.


The guy admitted he falsified the DNA results. So Billie Jean's kid really isn't his kid.

He had way too many male preteen "friends" for me to ever believe he was into woman. I don't care if he married Lisa Marie. Doesn't mean that marriage was ever consummated. I'd say I needed video proof but there isn't enough eye bleach in the universe to erase that image from my head.
 
2014-04-21 06:21:51 PM
So can a guy that likes to fark little boys fark grown women too?  It's a sexual preference, right?  I mean, that would be like a straight male also molesting boys.

I'm reminded of that Dave Chapelle bit.. once you start farking monkeys, you've pretty much shut the door on women. (paraphrasing)
 
2014-04-21 08:21:18 PM

AeAe: So can a guy that likes to fark little boys fark grown women too?  It's a sexual preference, right?  I mean, that would be like a straight male also molesting boys.

I'm reminded of that Dave Chapelle bit.. once you start farking monkeys, you've pretty much shut the door on women. (paraphrasing)


Nobody farks monkeys and people you idiot!  Once you fark a monkey thats a firm decision.  I'm out of the human pussy game for good!
 
2014-04-21 08:34:48 PM
I'm not sure if he really knew what a normal romantic relationship was like. His father paid two [female] hookers to take his virginity against his will, while his brothers guarded the door and made sure he couldn't get out.

Nobody really knows what happened inside the hotel room, but Michael came out of the hotel room traumatized.

His father was farking the same groupies the Jackson Five was, and Michael was way too young to really understand that this wasn't normal behavior. As an adult his agent would buy him hookers and he wouldn't even fark them, he'd try to counsel them and ask them why they did this with their life. One hooker said that she'd fark him even if she weren't being paid, took off her shirt, and Michael turned his head and freaked out and told her to 'put them away'.

I don't know if he was a pedo, or gay. I don't even think there's a term for what was wrong with Michael's warped idea of what sexuality was, his father (and brothers) took that away from him a long time ago.
 
2014-04-21 10:02:50 PM
nimawai:

The guy admitted he falsified the DNA results. So Billie Jean's kid really isn't his kid.

He had way too many male preteen "friends" for me to ever believe he was into woman. I don't care if he married Lisa Marie. Doesn't mean that marriage was ever consummated. I'd say I needed video proof but there isn't enough eye bleach in the universe to erase that image from my head.


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2014-04-21 10:22:30 PM
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m00
2014-04-21 10:51:39 PM
This book promises to be a thriller.
 
2014-04-22 07:12:00 AM

m00: This book promises to be a thriller.


Will I finally find out if he was into regular sex or if he just beat it?
 
m00
2014-04-22 11:35:12 AM

a flying monkey made me do it: m00: This book promises to be a thriller.

Will I finally find out if he was into regular sex or if he just beat it?


He did both, but only In the Closet. Although apparently, when he looked at the Man in the Mirror it mattered whether he was Black or White.
 
2014-04-22 03:31:07 PM
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