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(Newser)   Now proven by science: Guys can't do sexy voices   (newser.com) divider line 107
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2014-04-21 04:33:13 PM
How you doin'?
 
2014-04-21 04:38:22 PM
static.tvtropes.org

Stay sexy, my friends.
 
2014-04-21 04:47:01 PM
 
2014-04-21 04:57:18 PM
Just listen to my deep Trombone.

errr Baritone.
 
2014-04-21 05:13:16 PM
Speak for yourself, Science ...
 
2014-04-21 05:24:19 PM
Hello, sailor.
 
2014-04-21 05:30:07 PM
Barry White has been disproven by science?
 
2014-04-21 05:39:58 PM
My wife gets wet whenever she hears Alan Rickman speak.  She also thinks Peter Dinklage has a great voice.
 
2014-04-21 05:40:57 PM
British accent. All it takes.
 
2014-04-21 05:42:47 PM
So Barry White and Tom Jones don't sound sexy?
 
2014-04-21 05:43:13 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Sure they can.


Oh hell yea.
 
2014-04-21 05:43:59 PM
Good news everyone: Guys can't do sexy voices
 
2014-04-21 05:44:28 PM
Rock the lisp.
 
2014-04-21 05:44:37 PM
Science is wrong on this one. Sexy is quite subjective.
 
2014-04-21 05:45:19 PM
On a related note, can someone explain the marketing logic of having GoDaddy commercials with Jean-Claude Van Damme, sounding like someone with stage 4 throat cancer?
 
2014-04-21 05:45:32 PM
It's all about that thick rolling confidence with that hard and firm voice....that.......that.....

........that.......

Wow, it got hot in here.
 
2014-04-21 05:45:33 PM
A couple of you seem to be confused, men can totally HAVE sexy voice, but nobody can do that weird bedroom voice right
 
2014-04-21 05:48:31 PM
Titty sprinkles.
 
2014-04-21 05:48:56 PM
Heeeey, Baby...

How's that?

Wait, let me try again,

Heeeey, Baby, want to help me count my millions of dollars?
 
2014-04-21 05:48:58 PM
Barry White would like to have a word with the researchers.
 
2014-04-21 05:51:06 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: On a related note, can someone explain the marketing logic of having GoDaddy commercials with Jean-Claude Van Damme, sounding like someone with stage 4 throat cancer?


Cancer is sexy.
 
2014-04-21 05:51:08 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Marcus Aurelius: Sure they can.

Oh hell yea.


I'm too sexy...
 
2014-04-21 05:51:40 PM
Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130 begs to differ.

You will be moist.
 
2014-04-21 05:53:29 PM
Dear Ladies,

You CAN do sexy voice, but vocal fry is NOT sexy voice. It's "this is what a vapid twatwaffle thinks sexy voice is"
 
2014-04-21 05:53:33 PM

blazemongr: British accent. All it takes.


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2014-04-21 05:53:58 PM
themiserablesblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-21 05:55:53 PM
We're not supposed to do sexy voices, biologically. We're supposed to have a voice that will make our enemies tremble with fear, even if it's saying "Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart..."
 
2014-04-21 05:56:23 PM
I have a sexy voice.  I wish you could hear me typing this.
 
2014-04-21 05:59:03 PM

Gulper Eel: Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130 begs to differ.

You will be moist.


heahea.org

Moist is a funny word.  Say it about ten times, and it becomes a meaningless syllable.
 
2014-04-21 06:01:14 PM

Darth_Lukecash: tinfoil-hat maggie: Marcus Aurelius: Sure they can.

Oh hell yea.

I'm too sexy...


Sorry, never thought his voice was sexy and sorta hate that song, IDK why?
 
2014-04-21 06:08:34 PM
"Guys can't make their voices more sexy."
 
2014-04-21 06:09:05 PM
So who needs a voice anyway?

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2014-04-21 06:09:44 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net

/   A little surprised at how far down the GIS the first Fernando Martin (GTA) pic was.
 
2014-04-21 06:11:08 PM
Also...

ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2014-04-21 06:15:16 PM
Lots of farkers here failing to recognize the distinction between having a sexy voice and doing a sexy voice.  Which is to say, if you don't sound like Barry White all the time, then you're not doing yourself any favors trying to sound like Barry White some of the time.  So stop that.
 
2014-04-21 06:19:13 PM
Alan Rickman would beg to differ.
 
2014-04-21 06:21:07 PM
The fark they can't. I've known several guys who could do very sexy voices.
 
2014-04-21 06:21:17 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-21 06:21:30 PM
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-21 06:24:29 PM
When a guy is in love, his voice changes. And it can get quite sexy. Woman pick it up right away.
 
2014-04-21 06:30:32 PM

zarker: A couple of you seem to be confused, men can totally HAVE sexy voice, but nobody can do that weird bedroom voice right


The word you are looking for is "sultry".  Men absolutely cannot do a "sultry" voice.  We also can't do "come hither" looks either.

Men, however, can do "passionate" voices and "intense" looks fairly well.
 
2014-04-21 06:34:35 PM

Gulper Eel: Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130 begs to differ.

You will be moist.


I see and raise you this celebrity reading from 50 Shades of Grey.
 
2014-04-21 06:40:11 PM
They said the subjects were asked to try and sound sexy. To me, that sounds like the subjects did what they thought would sound sexy, and were just 100% off the mark and deluded in thinking that what they were doing was sexy.

If there was no such thing as a sexy voice, I doubt Benedict Cumberbatch would have the intense female following he does.  I mean, yes, he's by all accounts a great great actor and a great guy and a sense of humor about himself.  But, as someone on Fark put it, he "sounds like a panther trapped in a cello."  The man has a voice that could melt butter.

They certainly aren't going after his looks, which are curious at best.
 
2014-04-21 06:46:09 PM
Oh, also, Edward James Olmos and Mike Rowe. I'm a man, but I could listen to either of those men read a Chinese food menu and be entranced.
 
2014-04-21 06:47:32 PM
Can't forget:

img.fark.net

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Chicks totally dig it when he says "I'm a full blown rapist"!

Oh and another sexy male voice that drives the ladies wild:

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-21 06:50:35 PM
Barry laughs at your results.
 
2014-04-21 06:57:43 PM
I dunno... Stephen Hawkings voice is kinda hot.
 
2014-04-21 07:00:18 PM
Two words: "chest cold"

Well, as long as you're not at the "coughing up phlegm" stage, that is. That's a bit of a deal breaker.
 
2014-04-21 07:00:40 PM
Lies you have obviously never heard my porn voice.
 
2014-04-21 07:04:45 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Marcus Aurelius: Sure they can.

Oh hell yea.


sploosh!
 
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