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(NBC San Diego)   Sure, you probably think you're hardcore, but are you '15 year old girl carjacking three kids and a puppy' hardcore?   (nbcsandiego.com ) divider line
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2014-04-21 04:20:27 PM  
That is not a car jacking. Dude left his keys in the ignition.

I bet there will be words tonight, loud words.
 
2014-04-21 04:21:08 PM  
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2014-04-21 05:40:44 PM  

Doc_Gerbil: That is not a car jacking. Dude left his keys in the ignition.

I bet there will be words tonight, loud words.


That's exactly what I was thinking. Mama's gonna kick his ass.
 
2014-04-21 05:40:56 PM  
I stole a live dolphin and used it as a bong, smoking through the blowhole.
 
2014-04-21 05:44:33 PM  
Bonnie unavailable for comment...

8tracks.imgix.net
 
2014-04-21 05:48:54 PM  
He wanted the kids and the car to get stolen, nobody smart enough to breathe leaves their keys in the ignition.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-21 05:51:34 PM  
If you want the electronics to keep entertaining the kids, you may need to leave the key in the ignition.
 
2014-04-21 05:52:34 PM  
Kidnapping? Yes
Auto Theft? Yes
Pet Theft? Yes
Driving without a license? Yes
Carjacking? No.

Way to go Chicken Little Media...
 
2014-04-21 05:52:44 PM  

Incog_Neeto: He wanted the kids and the car to get stolen, nobody smart enough to breathe leaves their keys in the ignition.


Fark leaving the keys in the car.   The douche nozzle left 3 KIDS in the car.

You don't do that.   Not even 'for a little bit'.
 
2014-04-21 05:59:41 PM  

toadist: Incog_Neeto: He wanted the kids and the car to get stolen, nobody smart enough to breathe leaves their keys in the ignition.

Fark leaving the keys in the car.   The douche nozzle left 3 KIDS in the car.

You don't do that.   Not even 'for a little bit'.


"But think of the children!!!!"

Seriously, get over it.  Yeah, you do.  99.9999% of the time it's perfectly safe.  More safe than taking them somewhere in the car in the first place.
 
2014-04-21 06:07:16 PM  
You shouldn't leave your keys in your car. If you do, you're just asking for it, like women who dress provocatively are asking for it, and people who walk in bad parts of town while looking too prosperous are asking for it, or anyone who doesn't cover their home's windows in steel bars is asking for it.

Seriously, if you have a crime committed on you, it's the fault of the dirtbag who did it, not yours just because you in some way made it possible. And if somebody here wants to take the opposite viewpoint, fine, then you have no complaint against people who want to go out in public armed, do you? After all, they're proactively decreasing their chances of being victimized.
 
2014-04-21 06:09:05 PM  
Glad the puppy was OK.
 
2014-04-21 06:21:37 PM  
As a parent of two kids, I shake my head.

I remember when my son was little and I thought "Hey, I'm just ducking into 7-11 for a soda. What is the worst that could happen?"

Then I thought back to "Raising Arizona" and how they took the baby on a bank robbery because, if things went south, who would check the parking lot for a baby?"

I've never left my kids in a car ever. Even though it means stopping at a gas station means I'm buying at least two bags of cheetos/doritos.
 
2014-04-21 06:22:09 PM  

stevenvictx: Glad the puppy was OK.


San Diego PD doesn't shoot too many dogs.
 
2014-04-21 06:22:49 PM  

jjorsett: You shouldn't leave your keys in your car. If you do, you're just asking for it, like women who dress provocatively are asking for it, and people who walk in bad parts of town while looking too prosperous are asking for it, or anyone who doesn't cover their home's windows in steel bars is asking for it.

Seriously, if you have a crime committed on you, it's the fault of the dirtbag who did it, not yours just because you in some way made it possible. And if somebody here wants to take the opposite viewpoint, fine, then you have no complaint against people who want to go out in public armed, do you? After all, they're proactively decreasing their chances of being victimized.


Does somebody DESERVE to have their car and their children stolen because they left their keys in the car?  NO

Is somebody a farking moron for leaving their keys in their car with the children? YES
 
2014-04-21 06:24:52 PM  

Doc_Gerbil: That is not a car jacking. Dude left his keys in the ignition.

I bet there will be words tonight, loud words.


Don't you just know it. Bet we see this guy in the news again.
 
2014-04-21 06:39:43 PM  
Where does it say that the suspect was a girl?  Am I missing it or did subby not read her own link?
 
2014-04-21 06:43:08 PM  
San Diego police took the suspect to Juvenile Hall on charges of auto theft, robbery and kidnapping.

/congratulations, you get the moron of the century award. They will charge her as an adult, and her life is over effectively at 15. Way to epically fail at life. Leave the planet.

/thanks, the world..
 
2014-04-21 06:45:20 PM  

ben_reddy: Where does it say that the suspect was a girl?  Am I missing it or did subby not read her own link?


Info was in another story about the same thing...
 
2014-04-21 06:47:31 PM  

ben_reddy: Where does it say that the suspect was a girl?  Am I missing it or did subby not read her own link?


You can see what the genius looks like here.  (Skip to about 1:30)
 
2014-04-21 06:49:55 PM  
You keep using that word "hardcore"
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
I don't think it means what you think it means, yo
 
2014-04-21 06:53:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-21 06:54:06 PM  
Gah, fat, uneducated, smack talking, smirking ghetto trash. It's not like she was going to do anything to be a productive member of society anyway. Go figure. Well...seeya....way to uphold the stereotype. Hi5

/now we have to pay for her ass to be in prison for 40 years.
 
2014-04-21 07:06:40 PM  
black or hispanic this time?
 
2014-04-21 07:08:24 PM  

amd1433: You keep using that word "hardcore"
[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 613x344]



snoop was hardcore.  on the show and in real life.
 
2014-04-21 07:09:17 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Gah, fat, uneducated, smack talking, smirking ghetto trash. It's not like she was going to do anything to be a productive member of society anyway. Go figure. Well...seeya....way to uphold the stereotype. Hi5

/now we have to pay for her ass to be in prison for 40 years.


Well, we don't HAVE to... she's gone.

Let's just hurry the process up a bit!
 
2014-04-21 07:10:11 PM  

toadist: Incog_Neeto: He wanted the kids and the car to get stolen, nobody smart enough to breathe leaves their keys in the ignition.

Fark leaving the keys in the car.   The douche nozzle left 3 KIDS in the car.

You don't do that.   Not even 'for a little bit'.


That's why my dad always brought us kids with him ... into the bar.

/sadly, I'm not joking.
 
2014-04-21 07:10:50 PM  
FTFA: "Officials were preparing to issue an Amber Alert, but a CHP officer spotted the car a half hour after it was reported stolen."

I guess there must be a lot of paperwork involved with issuing an Amber Alert. Glad to hear that they were going to get right on that though.
 
2014-04-21 07:17:07 PM  
This story needs to end with the words "charged as an adult"
 
2014-04-21 07:24:10 PM  

AngryDragon: This story needs to end with the words "charged as an adult"


But it was only a puppy!

/oh, you don't mean the dog ...
//nevermind
 
2014-04-21 07:49:03 PM  

stevenvictx: Glad the puppy was OK.


The puppy was the inside man.
 
2014-04-21 07:55:15 PM  

AngryDragon: This story needs to end with the words "charged as an adult"


Or possibly "hanging from an improvised rope made from bed sheets".
 
2014-04-21 07:58:47 PM  

big pig peaches: AngryDragon: This story needs to end with the words "charged as an adult"

Or possibly "hanging from an improvised rope made from bed sheets".


That might be "racist"
 
2014-04-21 08:07:28 PM  

jjorsett: You shouldn't leave your keys in your car. If you do, you're just asking for it, like women who dress provocatively are asking for it, and people who walk in bad parts of town while looking too prosperous are asking for it, or anyone who doesn't cover their home's windows in steel bars is asking for it.

Seriously, if you have a crime committed on you, it's the fault of the dirtbag who did it, not yours just because you in some way made it possible. And if somebody here wants to take the opposite viewpoint, fine, then you have no complaint against people who want to go out in public armed, do you? After all, they're proactively decreasing their chances of being victimized.


You forgot to mention Obama, the Jews, and the Illuminati.
 
2014-04-21 08:52:58 PM  

SubBass49: ben_reddy: Where does it say that the suspect was a girl?  Am I missing it or did subby not read her own link?

You can see what the genius looks like here.  (Skip to about 1:30)


Ahh, thank you
 
2014-04-21 09:12:10 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: toadist: Incog_Neeto: He wanted the kids and the car to get stolen, nobody smart enough to breathe leaves their keys in the ignition.

Fark leaving the keys in the car.   The douche nozzle left 3 KIDS in the car.

You don't do that.   Not even 'for a little bit'.

That's why my dad always brought us kids with him ... into the bar.

/sadly, I'm not joking.


My mom did this while I was growing up...back before bars in California banned smoking.  I was pretty good at darts & billiards though for a good while in elementary and middle school.

/CSB
 
2014-04-21 10:56:27 PM  

p0nk: amd1433: You keep using that word "hardcore"
[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 613x344]


snoop was hardcore.  on the show and in real life.


No doubt.
 
2014-04-22 12:29:45 AM  
I'm a horrible human being. All I could think of was "Was the puppy okay?" The children were kind of meh.
 
2014-04-22 12:54:36 AM  
i.imgur.com

I assume they left Freddy behind.
 
2014-04-22 09:21:53 AM  

AngryDragon: big pig peaches: AngryDragon: This story needs to end with the words "charged as an adult"

Or possibly "hanging from an improvised rope made from bed sheets".

That might be "racist"


It's one of the least racist comments in this thread.

You can feel that someone who would steal a car with children inside, is completely beyond any sort of potential to be helped, without that feeling being based on race.

You're either eager to easily dismiss someone else's distaste without actually discussing the issue, even when racism is NOT the source, or you're feeling guilty for your own racist proclivities. Which is it?
 
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