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(WTFark) Video "In the hard-hitting, cutthroat world of online journalism...you can't throw like a girl"   (ora.tv ) divider line
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2014-04-21 02:19:46 PM  
I was down at the studio last week to discuss random stuff, so we threw me in there
 
2014-04-21 03:06:13 PM  
It's OK if you're president. Ya can wear mom jeans too.

/you'll just look stupid.
 
2014-04-21 03:07:25 PM  

Drew: I was down at the studio last week to discuss random stuff, so we threw me in there


Drew Curtis, TV star
 
2014-04-21 03:13:11 PM  
Anybody have a list of all the browser extensions I'll need to disable to get the video to play?  Got just the spinny wheel in both firefox and chrome
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-21 03:17:56 PM  
Doryphore

Doesn't play for me using Safari, so maybe it's a flash issue. I didn't install flash on that computer.
 
2014-04-21 03:18:00 PM  

Drew: I was down at the studio last week to discuss random stuff, so we threw me in there


Please stop
 
2014-04-21 03:40:30 PM  

devek: Drew: I was down at the studio last week to discuss random stuff, so we threw me in there

Please stop


i thought it was alright.
 
2014-04-21 03:45:01 PM  
They made quite a few changes last week that were suggested by folks here
 
2014-04-21 03:48:48 PM  

Drew: They made quite a few changes last week that were suggested by folks here


Are you sure? Cuz I didn't see a single tit, or any getting the fark out.
 
2014-04-21 03:52:20 PM  
I coach a women's fastball team.  I would wager to guess that about 80% of farkers wish they could throw like a girl.
 
2014-04-21 03:52:51 PM  
well we didn't make that suggested change.  Need a new show for that one.  Rylander got his boobs out in a previous episode, forget which
 
2014-04-21 03:54:09 PM  
I don't quite understand the point of trying to become that what you've always mocked.

You see, we're here to mock stupid content and its creators. Some Farkers are pretty good at it. So, using us a stage to present your own content, which is just us mocking other content, well...

WTF do you expect?

Surely there's someone in the Lexington area with enough of a grasp of logic to explain this to you, Drew.

One does not simply package up snark for consumption. You don't own it today, nor will you ever, as it is not an attainable object which you might grasp.

Why can't you be happy being an aggregator? It's gotten you this far, after all.
 
2014-04-21 03:54:39 PM  

Drew: well we didn't make that suggested change.  Need a new show for that one.  Rylander got his boobs out in a previous episode, forget which


Fark After Dark...

Odd bewbs for Odd Newbs.
 
2014-04-21 03:56:45 PM  

FTGodWin: I don't quite understand the point of trying to become that what you've always mocked.

You see, we're here to mock stupid content and its creators. Some Farkers are pretty good at it. So, using us a stage to present your own content, which is just us mocking other content, well...

WTF do you expect?

Surely there's someone in the Lexington area with enough of a grasp of logic to explain this to you, Drew.

One does not simply package up snark for consumption. You don't own it today, nor will you ever, as it is not an attainable object which you might grasp.

Why can't you be happy being an aggregator? It's gotten you this far, after all.


Calm thy busom.

These have gotten pretty good. I think they need to turn them faster. Start with a story at 8am, turn the video by 10am. Keep just slightly behind the news cycle.
 
2014-04-21 04:01:30 PM  

FTGodWin: I don't quite understand the point of trying to become that what you've always mocked.

You see, we're here to mock stupid content and its creators. Some Farkers are pretty good at it. So, using us a stage to present your own content, which is just us mocking other content, well...

WTF do you expect?

Surely there's someone in the Lexington area with enough of a grasp of logic to explain this to you, Drew.

One does not simply package up snark for consumption. You don't own it today, nor will you ever, as it is not an attainable object which you might grasp.

Why can't you be happy being an aggregator? It's gotten you this far, after all.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

1) The soup already has a lock on this style of programming, and has for years. Their delivery is better and they pick on local stations from time to time.

2) The sham wow guy look is not a good idea.

3) Drew- your chance to take a shot at Fred Phelps and you cheesed it up. Should have announced a fundraiser for a memorial toilet or PAC to donate to Planned Parenthood or something of the like.

Painful, watched it for the Drew moment. Want that 3 minutes back. 

Please stop.
 
2014-04-21 04:04:03 PM  
Ha well I'm not the greatest actor who ever lived by a longshot ;)
 
2014-04-21 04:34:53 PM  
Almost as good as tfd.
 
2014-04-21 04:50:01 PM  

21-7-b: devek: Drew: I was down at the studio last week to discuss random stuff, so we threw me in there

Please stop

i thought it was alright.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-21 05:08:54 PM  

Doryphore: Anybody have a list of all the browser extensions I'll need to disable to get the video to play?  Got just the spinny wheel in both firefox and chrome


Never mind, it's working now.  I preferred the buffering animation much more than the video.
 
2014-04-21 05:11:20 PM  

unyon: I coach a women's fastball team.  I would wager to guess that about 80% of farkers wish they could throw like a girl.


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2014-04-21 05:11:46 PM  
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2014-04-21 05:46:43 PM  
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-21 07:03:45 PM  

unyon: I coach a women's fastball team.  I would wager to guess that about 80% of farkers wish they could throw like a girl.


underhand?
 
2014-04-21 07:45:01 PM  

Drew: well we didn't make that suggested change.  Need a new show for that one.  Rylander got his boobs out in a previous episode, forget which


Aw man. I was skimming this thread and thought you said Ryder got her boobs out.
 
2014-04-21 09:00:04 PM  
I clicked and got a blank page? Oh, that's right I forgot. I have ora.tv blocked in my hosts file.
 
2014-04-21 09:11:56 PM  
Actually, though there is a slight difference in technique, girls throw about as hard as guys (Mythbusters did it)

Recreational Destruction would be a good name for a punk rock band since vandals aka punks do what they do for fun
 
2014-04-22 05:22:08 AM  
Did I just watch FarkTV?
 
2014-04-22 06:49:04 AM  
1. get a bunch of free crap from local junkyard
2. clean out barn to put those things into
3. put sign outside that says "break crap to release your frustrations, cheaper than therapy"
4. profit
 
2014-04-22 02:18:38 PM  
DAYUM! That'll teach me not to read the Source column.
 
2014-04-22 07:23:47 PM  

Drew: They made quite a few changes last week that were suggested by folks here



*from the front page*

http://www.ora.tv/wtfark/jesus-christ-stripperbar-true-believers-spr ea d-the-word-at-strip-club-just-like-jesus-would-do-0_2aihr58tarnh

JESUS CHRIST STRIPPERBAR: True Believers Spread the Word at Strip Club. Just Like Jesus Would Do

1. Lulz Christians are stupid LELZ ROFLELZ

2.  Awesome job eliminating any comments = genius, fark you farkers :D problem??

3. ??????

4. Farkfit

/WTFark with sweat of dead man's balls
//shaka

9/10 drew keep up the good work

need moar clicks!!!1!
 
2014-04-22 07:28:09 PM  
oh and everyone who posts in this thread gets free TF, because we aren't desperate or anything...

*circling the drain*
 
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