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(KULR 8 Billings)   Car salesman in Montana wants strict ban on marijuana because legalization might make people stop buying cars to get the hell out of Montana   (kulr8.com) divider line 48
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2014-04-21 03:23:45 PM  
mm.. sorry. i can't hear you over the sound of how high i am.
 
2014-04-21 03:26:21 PM  
it would be super funny if that guy died of cancer.
 
2014-04-21 03:27:39 PM  
Today, "Ban pot because it's against Federal law!"

Tomorrow: "Open all Federal lands to state control because State's Rights!"
 
2014-04-21 03:30:58 PM  
Fark this guy.
 
2014-04-21 03:36:04 PM  
I was gonna make a Zappa comment but I figured it would be in bad taste.
 
2014-04-21 03:36:17 PM  
This sounds like an excellent position for a used car salesman to take.  No way that sticking his nose in other people's business will hurt his business any.

Can't wait for the follow-up articles about how he was just misunderstood.
 
2014-04-21 03:42:42 PM  
All of the people I have met from Montana already smoke weed.
//I have only met skiers
 
2014-04-21 03:45:27 PM  
Ah, the poor guy. Used to be the local car dealership owner would carry a LOT of water in a town. Well off, knew everyone, big source of sales taxes, could screw customers on both sales AND repairs with impunity. Internet's been pretty tough on their margins & business.

Nowadays the local pols yawn when he talks, while discreetly checking their phones to see if the local Amazon distribution warehouse liason has called them back yet.
 
2014-04-21 03:46:18 PM  
Read the editorial comments, this guy sounds like a real douche.
 
2014-04-21 03:49:44 PM  

ristst: I was gonna make a Zappa comment but I figured it would be in bad taste.


I bet this asshole eats the yellow snow.
 
2014-04-21 03:50:27 PM  
Probably trying to protect his covert, cartel-funded dental floss farm.  Obviously.
 
2014-04-21 03:54:14 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Today, "Ban pot because it's against Federal law!"

Tomorrow: "Open all Federal lands to state control because State's Rights!"


Yup. This week's fauxrage will be about the Feds rounding up horsies.
 
2014-04-21 03:54:36 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: This sounds like an excellent position for a used car salesman to take.  No way that sticking his nose in other people's business will hurt his business any.

Can't wait for the follow-up articles about how he was just misunderstood.


But can he get me a good price on a used pygmy pony?
 
2014-04-21 03:58:43 PM  
Well, he does represent 10% of the population
 
2014-04-21 04:00:14 PM  
There's an explanation for everything.
From Comments: "Steve asked me to give his son Zach a job at Montana Advanced Caregivers, my medical marijuana shop, tried renting me a building, asked for 10% of my marijuana business, when I said no he started a personal war on the patients of MT, wanting to make criminals out of citizens."
Follow the money.
 
2014-04-21 04:03:23 PM  
He should be pushing for the TruCoat.
 
2014-04-21 04:08:59 PM  
Pants-Wetters gonna wet...
 
2014-04-21 04:10:16 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: This sounds like an excellent position for a used car salesman to take.  No way that sticking his nose in other people's business will hurt his business any.

Can't wait for the follow-up articles about how he was just misunderstood.



He apologizes if you misunderstood him

(personal favorite)
 
2014-04-21 04:11:56 PM  
Wouldn't every Montanan who can afford a car already have one? It's not like there are a whole lot of other transport options, or places you could walk to.
 
2014-04-21 04:20:58 PM  
FTA: "Zabawa said if the federal government considers it an illegal drug, it should be illegal in the state"


So much for states rights
 
2014-04-21 04:27:37 PM  

eagles95: Marcus Aurelius: This sounds like an excellent position for a used car salesman to take.  No way that sticking his nose in other people's business will hurt his business any.

Can't wait for the follow-up articles about how he was just misunderstood.


He apologizes if you misunderstood him

(personal favorite)


Im partial to "Im sorry you feel that way."
 
2014-04-21 04:35:31 PM  

techgeek07: Fark this guy.


That was my exact thought.
 
2014-04-21 04:35:38 PM  

Krymson Tyde: ristst: I was gonna make a Zappa comment but I figured it would be in bad taste.

I bet this asshole eats the yellow snow.


Bet he came back on Sunday for the gong show.
 
2014-04-21 04:39:59 PM  

lantawa: Probably trying to protect his covert, cartel-funded dental floss farm.  Obviously.


But Old Bessie just quit and she's so old they dont make parts for her anymore!

/been a long while since my kids were that age
//I did all the updating on TmDB.com for those. ALL of it
 
2014-04-21 04:42:40 PM  
more people would stay in Montana if they could be high all the time.

of course as a state that exports more pot that it imports, maybe legalizing and taxing would be a better option.  Here's looking at you New Mexico, Texas, Oklahoma, Nevada, Kansas, North and South Dakota, Idaho, California, Oregon, Iowa..........   Montana
 
2014-04-21 04:43:46 PM  

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: eagles95: Marcus Aurelius: This sounds like an excellent position for a used car salesman to take.  No way that sticking his nose in other people's business will hurt his business any.

Can't wait for the follow-up articles about how he was just misunderstood.


He apologizes if you misunderstood him

(personal favorite)

Im partial to "Im sorry you feel that way."


I'm offended that you're offended by the offensive thing I said
 
2014-04-21 04:55:14 PM  
Guy sounds like a good candidate for a random kick in the nuts.
 
2014-04-21 04:57:50 PM  

MFAWG: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: eagles95: Marcus Aurelius: This sounds like an excellent position for a used car salesman to take.  No way that sticking his nose in other people's business will hurt his business any.

Can't wait for the follow-up articles about how he was just misunderstood.


He apologizes if you misunderstood him

(personal favorite)

Im partial to "Im sorry you feel that way."

I'm offended that you're offended by the offensive thing I said


I know what you mean. To be fair some people dont know they are being offensive. And some people think that being offended is license to be a dick. They do this  as if coping a shiatty attitude is the best way to handle a situation and they would like a figurative punch in the face for accidentally stepping on toes if the situation was reversed.
 
2014-04-21 05:06:51 PM  
A car salesman from Montana is a dumbass. Huh.
 
2014-04-21 05:09:28 PM  
Was there a story somewhere on that page full of ads? When the comments for an article are longer than the article, you might want to expand a little and actually, you know, give us some detail.
 
2014-04-21 05:11:32 PM  

Rann Xerox: Krymson Tyde: ristst: I was gonna make a Zappa comment but I figured it would be in bad taste.

I bet this asshole eats the yellow snow.

Bet he came back on Sunday for the gong show.


With whiskers sticking out  from underneath his pancake makeup
 
2014-04-21 05:16:20 PM  

orange whip: Rann Xerox: Krymson Tyde: ristst: I was gonna make a Zappa comment but I figured it would be in bad taste.

I bet this asshole eats the yellow snow.

Bet he came back on Sunday for the gong show.

With whiskers sticking out  from underneath his pancake makeup


He was a beautiful lady.
 
2014-04-21 05:17:42 PM  
"Schedule 1 Drug"

see, there's your problem right there.
 
2014-04-21 05:37:43 PM  
Can we haz our Montucky tag yet?
 
2014-04-21 05:44:19 PM  
I'm guessing he's a Christian Businessman who is a proud member of the Chamber of Commerce.
 
2014-04-21 08:23:32 PM  

fatassbastard: A car salesman from Montana is a dumbass. Huh.


Compared to your typical pot smoker?
 
2014-04-21 09:07:11 PM  

MFAWG: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: eagles95: Marcus Aurelius: This sounds like an excellent position for a used car salesman to take.  No way that sticking his nose in other people's business will hurt his business any.

Can't wait for the follow-up articles about how he was just misunderstood.


He apologizes if you misunderstood him

(personal favorite)

Im partial to "Im sorry you feel that way."

I'm offended that you're offended by the offensive thing I said


I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand what I really meant.
 
2014-04-21 09:28:11 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: I'm guessing he's a Christian Businessman who is a proud member of the Chamber of Commerce.


Or maybe he's just a random nutter with a lot full of rusting hulks that he runs out of a trailer.
 
2014-04-21 10:23:38 PM  
So, random car dealers in Montana are for the War On Drugs? I'm sold! If you can't trust Used Car dealers, who can you trust?

10yearoldatacocktailparty.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-21 11:44:53 PM  
Obligatory defense of Montana

/It's beautiful here.
//There's a reason so many rich people live here.
///There are no awesome clubs, but if you're into ecstasy, wherever you are is groovy.
 
2014-04-22 12:02:40 AM  

a particular individual: Obligatory defense of Montana

/It's beautiful here. (but we're working on that)
//There's a reason so many rich people live here (see #1)
///There are no awesome clubs, but if you're into ecstasy, wherever you are is groovy (your mellow may vary; offer not valid if you're not white, christian, and related to the local PD.)

 
2014-04-22 12:39:31 AM  

sobriquet by any other name: a particular individual: Obligatory defense of Montana

/It's beautiful here. (but we're working on that)
//There's a reason so many rich people live here (see #1)
///There are no awesome clubs, but if you're into ecstasy, wherever you are is groovy (your mellow may vary; offer not valid if you're not white, christian, and related to the local PD.)


Actually my biggest hangup about Montana is that smoke tends to linger in the valleys way too farking long.
 
2014-04-22 01:20:12 AM  

sendtodave: fatassbastard: A car salesman from Montana is a dumbass. Huh.

Compared to your typical pot smoker?


"Typical" Pot Smokers
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Not to mention the hundreds that you walk past, talk to, and interact with every day who don't 'look like' pot smokers. If you're not trolling, you should really educate yourself to look less stupid on the internet since this topic is likely to be revisited

/If you are trolling...to hell with ya! ;)
 
2014-04-22 01:22:19 AM  

Brainsick: /If you are trolling...to hell with ya! ;)


Whether he is or not, I would bet anything he has something to say about a Stoned Nation™ and its purported lack of productivity/motivation/simultaneous preparation/prevention of war, etc.
 
2014-04-22 05:48:38 AM  

Rann Xerox: orange whip: Rann Xerox: Krymson Tyde: ristst: I was gonna make a Zappa comment but I figured it would be in bad taste.

I bet this asshole eats the yellow snow.

Bet he came back on Sunday for the gong show.

With whiskers sticking out  from underneath his pancake makeup

He was a beautiful lady.


Wrist watch. Crisco.
 
2014-04-22 09:11:44 AM  
I only have one thing.
If this becomes legal I want someone to make a treatment for my allergy to Marijuana, as it is now I have to stay away from my friends when they are partaking. if its use become widespread enough I will be forced to become a shut in.
 
2014-04-22 05:22:57 PM  
Cannabis users just can't be fit into a specific box, but you can pretty much figure out who is most likely NOT to partake.

Cops, DEA agents, Turnkeys and other minions of the Prison Industrial Complex - other than that?  I suppose that due to testing, pot use among airline pilots is not common (mostly Alkies, ask my buddy who puts 'em back in cockpits after the 'sober up').  Others who are subject to regular testing, but you can't pick them out of the general population.

One common story told about groups that ARE tested is that they tend to have a higher use of Oxy, coke, heroin, meth, as those come out of system quickly so you can party weekend and pee clean Monday.
 
2014-04-22 05:23:37 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Today, "Ban pot because it's against Federal law!"

Tomorrow: "Open all Federal lands to state control because State's Rights!"


And they say this in the same breath without their heads exploding from the Irony.
 
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