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(The Daily Californian)   How to poofread you're friend's essay without sounding like a totalfarker   ( divider line
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2868 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Apr 2014 at 2:19 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-21 12:55:15 PM  
Subby deserves a cockpunch for setting off my OCD alarms.
2014-04-21 01:04:32 PM  

bdub77: Subby deserves a cockpunch for setting off my OCD alarms.

You think that's bad?

/but I second the cockpunch to  Subby
for Grammar Nazi reasons
2014-04-21 01:13:35 PM  
/but I second the cockpunch to  Subby
//for Grammar Nazi reasons

Perhaps subby was being ironic?
2014-04-21 02:24:51 PM

Someone said "OCD"?
2014-04-21 02:31:34 PM  
2014-04-21 02:33:16 PM  
Better article: don't proofread/edit/advise ANYone's essays without charging a consulting fee.

/gotta pay dem bills
//work is scarce for English teachers
2014-04-21 02:38:30 PM  
High school English teacher.
Have former students ask me to proof-read their college essays.
Grit my teeth as some of these are the same ones who said I had nothing to teach them when they were in high school.
In some cases obviously I didn't teach them much.
They know I can't say no. Unless they ask me the day before it's the day before it's due. Then I can say no. It weeds out the worst of them anyway.
2014-04-21 02:39:54 PM  

Spanky McStupid: [ image 499x666]

Someone said "OCD"?

Thanks. Now I'm chewing on the carpet.
2014-04-21 02:42:38 PM  

Spanky McStupid: [ image 499x666]

Someone said "OCD"?

That's just mean. Clearly, the Sociopath Solidarity meetings have been productive.
2014-04-21 02:45:22 PM  

That sounds ghey.
2014-04-21 02:52:00 PM  
I would go for the extra penny.
2014-04-21 02:58:36 PM  

lunkhed: Poof-read?

That sounds ghey.

Only if you're a poofter.

2014-04-21 03:00:42 PM  
I found your essay shallow and pedantic.
2014-04-21 03:03:15 PM  
10 more years of Common Core and no will know how to read or write

Editing problem solved
2014-04-21 03:11:43 PM  
Pfft.   I could only make it half way through the article before I found it to be entirely TOO pretentious.  I think the author deserves a slap just for that.
2014-04-21 03:33:06 PM  
Any instructions on how to POOFread your own FARK headline?
2014-04-21 03:35:13 PM  
Just keep a copy of this on hand:
2014-04-21 03:38:52 PM  
Being poofy!
2014-04-21 04:09:28 PM  
Should be "our" not you're

Pet peeve
2014-04-21 04:38:39 PM  
How do you proof read your ese?
2014-04-21 05:08:32 PM  

Spanky McStupid: [ image 499x666]

Someone said "OCD"?

I so stole that for use on FaceSpace
2014-04-21 05:25:42 PM  
*reads TFA*

What the, I don't even... Can I have those minutes of my life back now, please?
2014-04-22 08:31:04 AM  
Poofeed ?
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