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(PennLive)   Bad: Your neighborhood has a rash of break-ins. Good: People in your neighborhood start up a block watch. Fark: The KKK starts up your block watch. Includes photo of what a KKK block watch poster might look like   (pennlive.com ) divider line
    More: Unlikely, KKK, neighborhood watch, Fairview Township, Jewish Community Center, Overland Park  
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-21 08:20:03 AM  
Well illuminated areas tend to have less crime than poorly lit areas.  I could see how this would be useful in rural areas that have lots of wood.

/Besides, it's probably not that much different than a regular neighborhood watch in some parts of the country.
 
2014-04-21 08:22:47 AM  
They are just jealous of Zimmerman.

/drink
 
2014-04-21 08:28:49 AM  
Now with 24hr Klanline--call often for new recipes that will dazzle your peers at the next Klanbake!
 
2014-04-21 08:32:56 AM  
It's a service organization, OK?
 
2014-04-21 08:43:02 AM  
Dude can't even stop texting for 5 minutes to do a proper sieg heil for a photo op at his hate rally?  Kids these days.
 
2014-04-21 08:52:58 AM  

serial_crusher: Dude can't even stop texting for 5 minutes to do a proper sieg heil for a photo op at his hate rally?  Kids these days.


You're confusing your jackasses.  You're thinking skinheads, the klan isn't that into hitler.  They're jackasses just the same, but let's try to keep them straight.
 
2014-04-21 08:53:49 AM  
Leadership of a local Traditional American Knights chapter contacted the organization's headquarters in Park Hills, Mo., to find out whether the national organization would sponsor the crime watch, and Ancona said he gave the midstate "klavern" his blessing.


www.bloggingora.com


"KLAVERN!"

 
2014-04-21 08:55:48 AM  

nekom: serial_crusher: Dude can't even stop texting for 5 minutes to do a proper sieg heil for a photo op at his hate rally?  Kids these days.

You're confusing your jackasses.  You're thinking skinheads, the klan isn't that into hitler.  They're jackasses just the same, but let's try to keep them straight.


What's he doing with his hand then?  "Hold on, hold on.  We'll take the photo in a second.  This is the best game of Flappy Bird I ever played."?
 
2014-04-21 09:01:19 AM  
serial_crusher:
What's he doing with his hand then?  "Hold on, hold on.  We'll take the photo in a second.  This is the best game of Flappy Bird I ever played."?

Almost looks like the lamest attempt at the vulcan hand thing ever.  I don't know.

Here's a good question:  What actually goes on at hate groups anyway?  Ok, so we still hate blacks?  Yeah, ok check.  And the Jews?  Yep, got it.  Ok anybody else?  How about the Innuit, we could hate them and nobody would see that coming.  GENIUS!  Ok, they're in.  Now, who brought the snacks for today?
 
2014-04-21 09:06:18 AM  

serial_crusher: nekom: serial_crusher: Dude can't even stop texting for 5 minutes to do a proper sieg heil for a photo op at his hate rally?  Kids these days.

You're confusing your jackasses.  You're thinking skinheads, the klan isn't that into hitler.  They're jackasses just the same, but let's try to keep them straight.

What's he doing with his hand then?  "Hold on, hold on.  We'll take the photo in a second.  This is the best game of Flappy Bird I ever played."?


Possible answers:

1)  He's preparing to take a selfie.  Except they call them "burnies."

2)  He's got bad reception and is attempting to use his arm as an antenna.
 
2014-04-21 09:22:48 AM  
i.imgur.com

This is a submitted photo--look at the credits. The local KKK probably submitted this for the story. And it clearly looks shooped. The lighting is all wrong for the guy in the front for a night shot. And yes, I can tell by the fascist pixels and seeing a lot of fascism in my time. What this wizard needs behind him is clearly a Balrog of Morgoth.

/no skillz
 
2014-04-21 09:27:07 AM  

i586.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-21 09:52:23 AM  
Well, they haven't lynched anyone lately.

/to be fair I'm ok with lynching theives
 
2014-04-21 10:06:21 AM  
Bootstrappy Republicans showing that government is not the final solution.
 
2014-04-21 10:08:00 AM  
"The Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan"?  Is there a progressive branch of the KKK that we don't know about?  Have they exported this business model to other countries?
 
2014-04-21 10:10:21 AM  

jaytkay: Bootstrappy Republicans showing that government is not the final solution.


You get a smart and a funny vote.
 
2014-04-21 10:10:45 AM  
It'd be hilarious if the robber turns out to be white...
 
2014-04-21 10:11:18 AM  

FLMountainMan: "The Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan"?  Is there a progressive branch of the KKK that we don't know about?  Have they exported this business model to other countries?


Israel and Japan come to mind.
 
2014-04-21 10:12:17 AM  

Richard C Stanford: It'd be hilarious if the robber turns out to be white...


Even funnier if it's a klucker.
 
2014-04-21 10:12:36 AM  

vpb: Besides, it's probably not that much different than a regular neighborhood watch in some parts of the country.


All too true. Regardless of the affiliation, it'd probably still be the same guys looking around for "suspicious" characters.
 
2014-04-21 10:15:17 AM  
Mmmm....don't know, but it does seem KKK changed a lot of its beliefs.
 
2014-04-21 10:16:04 AM  

incendi: vpb: Besides, it's probably not that much different than a regular neighborhood watch in some parts of the country.

All too true. Regardless of the affiliation, it'd probably still be the same guys looking around for "suspicious" characters.


Yup. Classism or racism, they're just looking for people who don't "look like they belong there".
 
2014-04-21 10:16:50 AM  

jaytkay: Bootstrappy Republicans showing that government is not the final solution.


In much the same way that boot strappy liberal Black Panthers protect voting locations.
 
2014-04-21 10:17:15 AM  

Richard C Stanford: It'd be hilarious if the robber turns out to be white...


It most likely is a white person.  From wiki: The racial makeup of the township was 96.49% White

I know that people from the burbs are convinced black people are taking the bus from the projects all the way out to the sticks to steal TVs, but it's most likely the people in your community that are robbing you.  It's hard for people to accept that they live in the kind of area where people rob each other.
 
2014-04-21 10:20:59 AM  
You have to admire the kkk for doing this. Sure they are portrayed as a hate filled group of bigots, and aren't very well liked, but they are doing some good here. Although... an anterior motive may be to catch blacks breaking into homes and use it as an excuse to beat them up before calling the police....kind of let out some of that racist rage they have built up. Whatever, still a good thing they are doing.
 
2014-04-21 10:22:20 AM  
So for security you have this group going around beating up minorities and treating them unfairly because of their color and then on top of that you have the KKK? wow...
 
2014-04-21 10:23:35 AM  

Dirty J1: You have to admire the kkk for doing this.


No, I really don't have to admire the KKK for a gorram thing. They're still the klan.
 
2014-04-21 10:24:06 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-21 10:25:00 AM  

Warmnight: Mmmm....don't know, but it does seem KKK changed a lot of its beliefs tactics.

 
2014-04-21 10:26:31 AM  
Oh, you said BLOCK watch?  Damnit.
 
Skr
2014-04-21 10:27:50 AM  
Reminds me of a Highway that was adopted by a chapter. One day we'll look back fondly on the good things the Klan did.

/Minneapolis Beard and Moustache Club adopted a highway near my house. not sure how I feel about that.
 
2014-04-21 10:29:46 AM  
"We don't hate people. We are an organization who looks out for our race. We believe in racial separation. God created each species after its kind and saw that it was good."

I'm always amused by the fact that people who hate people like to point out how they don't hate people.
 
2014-04-21 10:31:36 AM  

jaybeezey: jaytkay: Bootstrappy Republicans showing that government is not the final solution.

In much the same way that boot strappy liberal Black Panthers protect voting locations.


I know you're trying to be "funny," but I don't get your mammal humor very often. However, when my people made a study of your racial separatist organizations, we found that the New Black Panthers were not in fact a "liberal" organization. They were more akin to a syncretic Pan-African fascism.
 
2014-04-21 10:33:12 AM  
What else are they supposed to do? The Jew is using the blacks, as muscle!
 
2014-04-21 10:34:12 AM  

Bslim: What else are they supposed to do? The Jew is using the blacks, as muscle!


Which means we need to have better intel on the Catholics.
 
2014-04-21 10:34:55 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 620x704]

This is a submitted photo--look at the credits. The local KKK probably submitted this for the story. And it clearly looks shooped. The lighting is all wrong for the guy in the front for a night shot. And yes, I can tell by the fascist pixels and seeing a lot of fascism in my time. What this wizard needs behind him is clearly a Balrog of Morgoth.

/no skillz


What are his merit badges for/
 
2014-04-21 10:36:36 AM  

Warmnight: Mmmm....don't know, but it does seem KKK changed a lot of its beliefs.


New clothes on the same decayed, disfigured body is all.

Lipstick on a pig.
 
2014-04-21 10:38:30 AM  

jaybeezey: jaytkay: Bootstrappy Republicans showing that government is not the final solution.

In much the same way that boot strappy liberal Black Panthers protect voting locations.


Nope. Not nearly as clever. Can't award points.
 
2014-04-21 10:39:08 AM  

brimed03: Warmnight: Mmmm....don't know, but it does seem KKK changed a lot of its beliefs.

New clothes on the same decayed, disfigured body is all.

Lipstick on a pig.


Lace on a bowling ball.
 
2014-04-21 10:40:43 AM  

Dirty J1: You have to admire the kkk for doing this. Sure they are portrayed as a hate filled group of bigots, and aren't very well liked, but they are doing some good here. Although... an anterior motive may be to catch blacks breaking into homes and use it as an excuse to beat them up before calling the police....kind of let out some of that racist rage they have built up. Whatever, still a good thing they are doing.


Their motives are less anterior than posterior.

And you're not really writing an apologia for the Klan...? You sure you used the right pronoun?
 
2014-04-21 10:40:56 AM  
Gee, wonder if there will be any racial profiling done here.
 
2014-04-21 10:40:56 AM  

Gonz: Dirty J1: You have to admire the kkk for doing this.

No, I really don't have to admire the KKK for a gorram thing. They're still the klan.


This. Oh, this so much.
 
2014-04-21 10:41:02 AM  

Born_Again_Bavarian: "We don't hate people. We are an organization who looks out for our race. We believe in racial separation. God created each species after its kind and saw that it was good."

I'm always amused by the fact that people who hate people like to point out how they don't hate people.


Hate does not necessary equate racism. If they hate people based on racism, then everyone of them would stop communicating with other ethnicities.  I am not supporting them at all, I am against what they think of other ethnicities, but this does not mean I am hating themselves.
 
2014-04-21 10:41:14 AM  

vudukungfu: What are his merit badges for/


One is for hating blacks, one is for hating Jews, and the last one is for cross burning...he JUST got that one...
 
2014-04-21 10:41:16 AM  

AbiNormal: FLMountainMan: "The Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan"?  Is there a progressive branch of the KKK that we don't know about?  Have they exported this business model to other countries?

Israel and Japan come to mind.


Why is the palestinian population exploding?  That's one thing that Israel-haters can never seem to reconcile.  Israel is committing genocide against the Palestinians, but Israel is also doomed because the Palestinian population is increasing much faster than the Jewish population.  Are they just really bad at genocide?
 
2014-04-21 10:42:36 AM  

Dirty J1: You have to admire the kkk for doing this. Sure they are portrayed as a hate filled group of bigots, and aren't very well liked, but they are doing some good here. Although... an anterior motive may be to catch blacks breaking into homes and use it as an excuse to beat them up before calling the police....kind of let out some of that racist rage they have built up. Whatever, still a good thing they are doing.


Kind of like when Hitler put all the Jews in one place so he could keep an eye on them.
 
2014-04-21 10:42:36 AM  

jaytkay: Bootstrappy Republicans showing that government is not the final solution.


You do realize the Republican party has always been opposed to the KKK right?  Of course not.  History is a real biatch when you find out the Klan has always been Democrat.  Even more frightening is the NRA was founded with the intention of arming blacks to be able to defend themselves against the Klan.
 
2014-04-21 10:42:40 AM  

Gonz: Dirty J1: You have to admire the kkk for doing this.

No, I really don't have to admire the KKK for a gorram thing. They're still the klan.


Yep.  And I suspect even this seemingly "good" deed has racist intentions.  I don't think I'm going out on a limb to guess that they assume all theifs are black and they are out to stop the blacks from stealing.
 
2014-04-21 10:42:43 AM  

Fat_46: Oh, you said BLOCK watch?  Damnit.


I really nearly spewed milk on this one. Bravo.
 
2014-04-21 10:42:48 AM  
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Chapter includes Hobbits, at least.
 
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