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(Orlando Sentinel)   Easter services at SeaWorld feature scripture about Jesus Christ, Shamu, and Tim Tebow   ( divider line
    More: Florida, SeaWorld Orlando, Shamu, Tim Tebow, Easter, Christ, liturgical year, preschool teacher, Bibles  
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2014-04-21 09:02:24 AM  
4 votes:
The whole affair is sad and cheesy. Kind of like a lot of the modern religion stuff like superchurches and big screens with "worship bands" and other ridiculous trappings.

This, though really did make me laugh: "So on this Easter Sunday, in an amusement park stadium celebrating a Christian holiday with the parents of a celebrity athlete, the holy trinity of American culture came together: religion, sports and entertainment.

"Jesus, Tebow and Shamu."

I'm just not sure if I'm laughing because, as an American, this is embarrassingly true or if it is just a funny turn of phrase.
2014-04-21 09:20:04 AM  
2 votes:
Alas, there came a day when humans stop believing in fairy tales and looked to Science for answers. Gone were the myths and...and...sorry I cannot stop laughing.
2014-04-21 10:38:17 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA:   it was a little disappointing that Tim Tebow never materialized.

I can't help but laugh that a group that has been waiting 2,000 years for some guy to show up was left waiting for their new messiah to show up, and he didn't.
2014-04-21 09:12:14 AM  
1 vote:
Tebow should pray for the ability to throw a spiral
2014-04-21 08:49:18 AM  
1 vote:
Add catering by Chick fil A. and you've got a Derpers paradise.
2014-04-21 08:39:12 AM  
1 vote:
OK.   Now I want to boycott them, too.
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