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(Orlando Sentinel)   Easter services at SeaWorld feature scripture about Jesus Christ, Shamu, and Tim Tebow   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 57
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2014-04-21 02:45:39 PM  
...and then Jesus appeared and turned the water into wine and killed all the animals.
 
2014-04-21 02:58:12 PM  

Diogenes: ...and then Jesus appeared and turned the water into wine and killed all the animals.


Drunken Orcas would make a good band name
 
2014-04-21 02:59:12 PM  

Diogenes: ...and then Jesus appeared and turned the water into wine and killed all the animals.


Drunken Orcas would make a pretty good band name though
 
2014-04-21 02:59:51 PM  
Goddamn double post...WTF?
 
2014-04-21 03:40:55 PM  

SubBass49: [oi58.tinypic.com image 600x399]

Had some more time...


That is pretty damn hysterical!
 
2014-04-21 05:59:58 PM  
Well, the whale swallowing Jonah for three days was a prefigurement of Jesus Christ swallowed by death for three days and nights.  (Matthew 12:38-41).

Unfortunately the whales at Sea World have insides that are unable to accommodate a fully-grown man from Friday afternoon to Sunday morning, so that reenactment is right out.
 
2014-04-21 08:26:05 PM  
And a live reenactment of Jonah and the whale?

exlibris.fromthemaas.com
 
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