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(NHL)   After the four high intensity playoff games yesterday it will be nice to have such a light schedule tonight .... WHAT? Four more tonight? I don't think my liver can take it. If yours can, the games are at 7pm EDT (two of them), 8:30pm and 9:30pm   (nhl.com ) divider line
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2014-04-21 08:46:16 AM  
Stars are 0-2 and Lindy says it doesn't feel like 0-2.  (Houston) I think we have identified a problem.
 
2014-04-21 08:59:54 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stars are 0-2 and Lindy says it doesn't feel like 0-2.  (Houston) I think we have identified a problem.


2 one goal games, they've mostly been keeping up.  I don't think they'll win the series, but I could see a game or two before they're done.
 
2014-04-21 09:00:03 AM  
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2014-04-21 09:05:41 AM  
Oh good, the Ducks/Stars are at 9:30, perhaps I'll be in bed by midnight tonight.  Wouldn't that be something?

The Sharks were looking good last night. The (probable) 2nd Battle of California looks to be insane when it starts in a week+.
 
2014-04-21 10:07:10 AM  
No Seabrook tonight, but don't write the Hawks off yet. It should be another fantastic game.

I don't want the series to end in fewer than 6 games.

Sorry Blues fans, it's just too fun to watch!
 
2014-04-21 10:10:06 AM  

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2014-04-21 10:11:52 AM  

Rev.K: No Seabrook tonight, but don't write the Hawks off yet. It should be another fantastic game.

I don't want the series to end in fewer than 6 games.

Sorry Blues fans, it's just too fun to watch!


I would love a 7-games series in theory, but I want one of the two teams to make it to the SCF. A long series would probably leave the victor too decimated to advance.
 
2014-04-21 10:19:59 AM  
Go TrollJackets!
 
2014-04-21 10:44:15 AM  
God damn I'm hungover.

I guess that's what you get for drinking screwdrivers at breakfast and continuing on from there. Yikes.

I had a nightmare about the awesome sauce chick last night.
 
2014-04-21 11:11:37 AM  
Checked the score of the Kings game last night. "2-3? Not horrible; there is a chance."

Glad I hadn't seen 2-0, wish I hadn't seen 2-7.

They realize they're a professional hockey team, right?
 
2014-04-21 11:12:21 AM  

ytterbium: Rev.K: No Seabrook tonight, but don't write the Hawks off yet. It should be another fantastic game.

I don't want the series to end in fewer than 6 games.

Sorry Blues fans, it's just too fun to watch!

I would love a 7-games series in theory, but I want one of the two teams to make it to the SCF. A long series would probably leave the victor too decimated to advance.


Tell that to the Boston Bruins who went 7 games in the first round both times they went to the finals.
 
2014-04-21 11:28:28 AM  
I'd like to say the Sharks have the Kings on the ropes, but in the playoffs you aren't really in trouble until you lose at home.  If the Sharks can take 1 in LA I'll be much more confident.  And if they keep playing the way they have been, the Sharks/Ducks series will be epic.
 
2014-04-21 11:33:14 AM  
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1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-04-21 11:39:43 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go TrollJackets!


 I can get onboard with this. Brackets Be Damned!

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 /Q&D. No PS at work
 
2014-04-21 11:44:46 AM  
Not sure what's going on here...

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But I hope those broads are praying for something to fire out of that cannon.
 
2014-04-21 11:48:52 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Not sure what's going on here...

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But I hope those broads are praying for something to fire out of that cannon.


I have no idea but Uncle Molesty Cannon, looks more "rapey" than most mascots usually do
 
2014-04-21 12:18:09 PM  
Haha nice work Primitive Screwhead
 
2014-04-21 12:48:58 PM  
Folks, Kerry Fraser *spit* is on Twitter.  http://twitter.com/kfraserthecall

This could get all kinds of good.
 
2014-04-21 12:51:07 PM  

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Hence why the Leafs aren't in the playoffs. Bieber pushed them back a few decades.
 
2014-04-21 01:02:26 PM  
Still basking in the afterglow of last nights Sharks win
 
2014-04-21 01:21:25 PM  

Flappyhead: Folks, Kerry Fraser *spit* is on Twitter.  http://twitter.com/kfraserthecall

This could get all kinds of good.


That guy has gotta have some thick skin.

Or a life with zero f's given. Ever.
 
2014-04-21 02:02:54 PM  
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2014-04-21 02:04:24 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Flappyhead: Folks, Kerry Fraser *spit* is on Twitter.  http://twitter.com/kfraserthecall

This could get all kinds of good.

That guy has gotta have some thick skin.

Or a life with zero f's given. Ever.


He's an NHL ref of like 30 years. I bet his farks given is an imaginary number divided by zero
 
2014-04-21 02:13:03 PM  

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That's hilarious.
Gotta tip your hat to the stones on Smith.
 
2014-04-21 02:20:34 PM  

Snaps: Still basking in the afterglow of last nights Sharks win


Reliving the glory through the magic of DVR.  And maybe again when I'm done.
 
2014-04-21 02:22:36 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Publikwerks: [img.fark.net image 340x240]

That's hilarious.
Gotta tip your hat to the stones on Smith.


True. And the expression on  Chara's face was priceless.
 
2014-04-21 02:58:12 PM  

Publikwerks: Primitive Screwhead: Publikwerks: [img.fark.net image 340x240]

That's hilarious.
Gotta tip your hat to the stones on Smith.

True. And the expression on  Chara's face was priceless.


Reminds me of the Maclaren/Gorges fight from last year.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbxLbYQ9loU
 
2014-04-21 03:31:19 PM  
The nice thing about watching the Sharks on local CSN instead of national NBCS coverage?  Not a single awesomesauce or red couch commercial.

Lot's of Cache Creek though.  Did you know their blackjack pays 3:2?  And they stand on 17?  That's like a car company advertising that their cars come with wheels.  And an engine.
 
2014-04-21 03:44:34 PM  
Those red couch commercials...waiting for stink raisers to raise a stink for no reason, because that's what they do best. The jingle says "people eatin favorites with their girl or guy" - so I guess there is no room on the couch for transgender hipster nugget munchers. Shame on you McDonalds and your never ending feed bag.
 
2014-04-21 03:51:41 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Those red couch commercials...waiting for stink raisers to raise a stink for no reason, because that's what they do best. The jingle says "people eatin favorites with their girl or guy" - so I guess there is no room on the couch for transgender hipster nugget munchers. Shame on you McDonalds and your never ending feed bag.


It's worse than that.  "random red couch" "girl or a guy".  They are promoting anonymous promiscuous sexual activity of the deviant variety.  The kind that makes baby Jesus cry.  C'mon, let's get these devils shut down.  Call Westboro.
 
2014-04-21 03:54:41 PM  
Random red couch just sounds like a bad porn site.
 
2014-04-21 04:00:42 PM  

Snaps: Random red couch just sounds like a bad porn site.


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2014-04-21 04:10:42 PM  

Snaps: Random red couch just sounds like a bad porn site.


The people go in and don't know if their casting call will be a 400 lb woman or a hung black man. Either way, they gotta take it. Then eat crappy food.
 
2014-04-21 05:41:48 PM  
Hour and a half till puck drop.  Better go stock up.  Only got a half a fifth (a tenth?) of rum and one can of coke.  I've got no  dog in the fights tonight, so Go OT!  (multiple)
 
2014-04-21 06:11:54 PM  
I've resorted to Becks to give my liver a rest tonight.
 
2014-04-21 06:31:26 PM  
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2014-04-21 06:36:35 PM  
Yeah blues Hawks is gonna be legit. Cant wait. Best of the playoffs

Blues are my team now. We are gonna win the cup. Screw all da haters. We got dis
 
2014-04-21 06:36:47 PM  
I have to get up ridiculously early for work tomorrow but I had to drop in and post Zombie Playoff Penguins and a fervent LET'S GO PENS!!!!

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2014-04-21 06:38:40 PM  
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN

www.uvm.edu

Let's hope that Yeo playing Cooke against MacKinnon won't result in horrible injury. But it's Cooke so...oh well. I predict that the Wild take this game 3-2. Hope I'm wrong.  Let's go AVS!
 
2014-04-21 06:40:44 PM  
Game 3?

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2014-04-21 06:41:22 PM  
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2014-04-21 06:43:11 PM  

andychrist420: The nice thing about watching the Sharks on local CSN instead of national NBCS coverage?  Not a single awesomesauce or red couch commercial.

Lot's of Cache Creek though.  Did you know their blackjack pays 3:2?  And they stand on 17?  That's like a car company advertising that their cars come with wheels.  And an engine.


I haven't been to Cache Creek, but it's my understanding that they stand on Soft 17, which is very rare and an advantage to the player.
 
2014-04-21 06:44:12 PM  

ytterbium: Rev.K: No Seabrook tonight, but don't write the Hawks off yet. It should be another fantastic game.

I don't want the series to end in fewer than 6 games.

Sorry Blues fans, it's just too fun to watch!

I would love a 7-games series in theory, but I want one of the two teams to make it to the SCF. A long series would probably leave the victor too decimated to advance.


Sorry, I would agree but considering that there are Hawks fans making "wakey wakey Backes" chants and t-shirts when they flipped out over a similarly dangerous hit on Marian Hossa 2 years ago; I'm hoping the Hawks get swept out in heartbreaking fashion so I can laugh at the karma that comes with being farking hypocrites.
 
2014-04-21 06:45:07 PM  
WE'RE GOING THE DISTANCE WITH THESE THREADS

WHO'S WITH ME

TWIN SISTER GIRL FROM THE CALL CENTER COMMERCIAL? GET ON THE BUS

GEICO LOL RIVAL TEAM FANS HATE EACH OTHER PLEASE BUY INSURANCE WOMEN? BUS. ON IT.

GUY WHO IS ALLERGIC TO MUSHROOMS AND HASHTAG FOHMOHS? ALL OVER DAT BUS.

what time is it

IT'S TIME FOR HOCKEY
 
2014-04-21 06:46:20 PM  
I'm at bowling and all drinks are on the league tonight. I'm 2 beers and a scotch in right now. My posts may be "special."
 
2014-04-21 06:46:57 PM  
PS

I AM NOT INVITING THE SPRING FAMILY OR ANY FURNITURE ON THE BUS

but if you see Nugget at the ol' Cat's Eye down in NOLA

he can come on the bus
 
2014-04-21 06:47:42 PM  
LET'S GO PENS!!!!


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2014-04-21 06:47:42 PM  
*sprint

damnit.

shiat.

fark.
 
2014-04-21 06:49:41 PM  
The Sharks just scored again!
 
2014-04-21 06:51:35 PM  
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