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(Variety)   Didn't like "Man of Steel"? It's not Zack Snyder's fault, it's yours for clinging to Christopher Reeve's Superman   (variety.com) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, Christopher Reeves, Zack Snyder, Superman, massive damage, Jeremy Irons  
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2014-04-21 09:23:27 AM  
3 votes:
Sorry Zack, but his moment from Superman II, had far more "fark yeah, it is on!" then your entire movie.
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2014-04-21 09:55:32 AM  
2 votes:

imfallen_angel: You mean the part where he strip them of their powers and have them picked up by the local authorities?


wasn't in the theatrical release, therefore I don't accept it as "canon"

In the movie WE saw, he threw them in a dark, possibly bottomless, pit.

Unless we're too assume he has some mattresses down there
2014-04-21 07:18:47 AM  
2 votes:
Not enough kneeling before Zod. Besides that, it was fine.
2014-04-22 01:53:11 PM  
1 votes:

RyansPrivates: Anyone else sick of "this" as a response, even when they agree with the thing the "this" is "this"-ing?

/THIS
//THIS
///THIS


That.
2014-04-22 11:09:06 AM  
1 votes:

PIP_the_TROLL: Supes has complicated relationships. He and Lex are almost co-dependent. He loves and loathes Lex Luthor.


Didn't Luthor hold a funeral for Superman when he "died"?

Then in Superman 2, in yet another dick move, he strands Luthor in the Fortress of Solitude. Then again in that universe, the North Pole is less than a mile long before the first Canadian diner.
2014-04-22 05:18:25 AM  
1 votes:

CTZanderman: And in all fairness, the number of times the Marvel heroes rescue people who aren't their love interests or their partner is pretty low.


Well, just from memory...

In Iron Man, Iron Man saves a village of people he's never met from terrorists, then saves a pilot he's never met who he accidentally endangers on the way home.

In Captain America, Cap rescues thousands of POWs from Hydra during WWII.

In Thor, Thor destroys the Bifrost to save Frost Giants, who aren't just people he doesn't know, but his mortal enemies.

In Iron Man 2, Iron man repeatedly put himself in danger to protect people he doesn't know in the final battle.

In Avengers, Cap, Black Widow, and Hawkeye all spend a bunch of time evacuating civilians while the aliens are attacking. And Cap saves someone's life when loki is about to kill them in the bow down scene.

In Iron Man 3, there is the whole bit where Tony save everyone falling out of the plane.

In Thor 2, Thor literally saves every single living thing in every universe. So, yeah.

In Cap 2, Cap puts himself and all his friends on the line to stop the murder of 20 million people. I don't think Cap knows 20 million people.

Which covers every MCU movie other than Hulk, which I don't remember much about.

Seriously, you are just wrong.
2014-04-21 09:45:06 PM  
1 votes:
Don't get mad at everyone who noticed you made a Batman movie staring Superman
2014-04-21 03:06:05 PM  
1 votes:
myhollywooddream.com
2014-04-21 01:29:08 PM  
1 votes:
It would have been a billion times better if he'd fought a giant spider at the end
2014-04-21 01:03:07 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: These two were my favorite part.

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yep

mjones73: Antje Traue can kick my ass any day she wants.


amen


The true star of MOS:

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2014-04-21 11:41:42 AM  
1 votes:

buntz: imfallen_angel: You mean the part where he strip them of their powers and have them picked up by the local authorities?

wasn't in the theatrical release, therefore I don't accept it as "canon"

In the movie WE saw, he threw them in a dark, possibly bottomless, pit.

Unless we're too assume he has some mattresses down there


You didn't know? Superman was constructing a theme park down there and he was just testing it with Zod and the rest. That was a Goonies style fun slide.
2014-04-21 11:38:02 AM  
1 votes:
It was the shakey-cam.

That's why the movie suck so farking hard.

Who filmed it, Michael J. Fox?
2014-04-21 09:49:54 AM  
1 votes:
These two were my favorite part.

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2014-04-21 09:26:32 AM  
1 votes:
I liked it.....but then anything, even Superman III, would be better than the abortion that was 'Superman Returns'.
2014-04-21 09:18:51 AM  
1 votes:
Giving Pa Kent schizophrenia was a bold choice. I'll give him that.
2014-04-21 09:02:11 AM  
1 votes:
Man of Steel was a better Superman movie than any of the Reeve flicks. They are embarrassing to watch in 2014.
2014-04-21 09:02:02 AM  
1 votes:
He's not the Superman of All-Star Superman or Justice League, so his argument is invalid.

Paging PiptheTroll, noted Supermanologist to supesplain to the director.
 
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