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(Huffington Post)   Living in Minnesota and don't want to violate one of the 10 strangest sex laws in the United States? Skip the sardines before getting amorous   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 35
    More: Weird, United States, Minnesota, sardines, America's Most Wanted, sexes, Hoosier State  
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2014-04-21 12:28:29 PM
www.conspirazzi.com

Um...
 
2014-04-21 12:38:24 PM
Skip sardines before getting amorous or you'll never get laid.

FTFY subby.
 
2014-04-21 02:55:38 PM
Thank God having sex with my wife is on there. Your wife? Yeah, that's cool.
 
2014-04-21 02:55:57 PM
This lifelong Hoosier has had a mustache since 2001.
m'lady prefers it well-trimmed

/outlaw through and through
 
2014-04-21 02:57:31 PM
Damn! There goes my weekend.

/Lives in Washington
//Never had a virgin
///Will probably die a virgin
 
2014-04-21 03:00:39 PM
Poor Washington, having to go out of state just to get laid the first time...
 
2014-04-21 03:01:30 PM
 
2014-04-21 03:03:55 PM
TFA: File this one under "weirdly specific" laws: In Wisconsin, a man may not fire a gun while his partner is having an orgasm.

Whereas in Florida they're probably going to make it mandatory.
 
2014-04-21 03:10:31 PM
I'm sure the puritanical frauds put most of those laws on the books so they could convince the womenfolk of the day to do it out of edginess.
 
2014-04-21 03:11:10 PM

Cowboy Bebop at His Computer: TFA: File this one under "weirdly specific" laws: In Wisconsin, a man may not fire a gun while his partner is having an orgasm.

Whereas in Florida they're probably going to make it mandatory.


reminded me of the sex scene in Hot Shots, part deux where she's swinging the cowboy hat in one hand, firing the pistol in the other, all while going full cowgirl.

/didn't find a sfw image of that one
 
2014-04-21 03:11:34 PM

SquiggsIN: This lifelong Hoosier has had a mustache since 2001.
m'lady prefers it well-trimmed

/outlaw through and through


What does that even mean?
 
2014-04-21 03:17:36 PM
I've broken every one of those laws... Except for the clown... Hate clowns
 
2014-04-21 03:29:30 PM
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Even If You're Shooting Blanks
File this one under "weirdly specific" laws: In Wisconsin, a man may not fire a gun while his partner is having an orgasm. Welcome to the wussification of America!
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How about if she's having that orgasm with someone else or by herself? Why can't a guy go hunting while his wife is getting her freak on?
 
2014-04-21 03:36:48 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-21 03:52:07 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: SquiggsIN: This lifelong Hoosier has had a mustache since 2001.
m'lady prefers it well-trimmed

/outlaw through and through

What does that even mean?


that i kiss my girl with a mustache every day?
 
2014-04-21 04:00:58 PM
Drew, Farktv didn't work, it's not looking too good for WTFark, if you're looking for a TV idea that will work it's this - violating the strangest sex laws. In 3d possibly.
 
2014-04-21 04:01:25 PM
In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery, or a promise of marriage."

"Money"  suspiciously absent.
 
2014-04-21 04:01:57 PM
I think I have broke most of those laws, but I wasn't in any of the locations where those laws are in place at the time.
 
2014-04-21 04:04:13 PM

SquiggsIN: Agent Smiths Laugh: SquiggsIN: This lifelong Hoosier has had a mustache since 2001.
m'lady prefers it well-trimmed

/outlaw through and through

What does that even mean?

that i kiss my girl with a mustache every day?


Your girl has a mustache, too?

// NTTAWWT
 
2014-04-21 04:07:59 PM

SquiggsIN: Agent Smiths Laugh: SquiggsIN: This lifelong Hoosier has had a mustache since 2001.
m'lady prefers it well-trimmed

/outlaw through and through

What does that even mean?

that i kiss my girl with a mustache every day?


Your girl has a mustache? Does she also have a penis?
 
2014-04-21 04:08:07 PM
That's 45 seconds I'll never get back. Why yes, I am quoting your mom.
 
2014-04-21 04:10:34 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-21 04:15:14 PM

Old_Fark: SquiggsIN: Agent Smiths Laugh: SquiggsIN: This lifelong Hoosier has had a mustache since 2001.
m'lady prefers it well-trimmed

/outlaw through and through

What does that even mean?

that i kiss my girl with a mustache every day?

Your girl has a mustache? Does she also have a penis?


Maybe she's catholic. And has a tiny little mustache.
 
2014-04-21 04:17:13 PM

Herb Utsmelz: In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery, or a promise of marriage."

"Money"  suspiciously absent.


As is "getting her shiatfaced on tequila" or the use of various pharmacological agents
 
2014-04-21 04:17:20 PM

Dr Dreidel: Your girl has a mustache, too?

Old_Fark: Your girl has a mustache? Does she also have a penis?


oh you.jpg

She's a brunette from an Italian family so she uses something that dissolves hair.

other ladies use waxing or depilation?
(her penis is in a box in the closet)
 
2014-04-21 04:19:56 PM
In Wisconsin, a man may not fire a gun while his partner is having an orgasm.

This is my rifle, this is my gun ...

i.r.id10t: Old_Fark: SquiggsIN: Agent Smiths Laugh: SquiggsIN: This lifelong Hoosier has had a mustache since 2001.
m'lady prefers it well-trimmed

/outlaw through and through

What does that even mean?

that i kiss my girl with a mustache every day?

Your girl has a mustache? Does she also have a penis?

Maybe she's catholic. And has a tiny little mustache.


A mustache is a shock absorber for high-speed fellatio.
 
2014-04-21 04:20:56 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: NSFW


Man, there oughtta be a law.
 
2014-04-21 04:26:03 PM
SquiggsIN:

She's a brunette from an Italian family so she uses something that dissolves hair.


www.whatsinsidescjohnson.com

I keed.
 
2014-04-21 04:44:12 PM

i.r.id10t: Herb Utsmelz: In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery, or a promise of marriage."

"Money"  suspiciously absent.

As is "getting her shiatfaced on tequila" or the use of various pharmacological agents


I think that falls under the deception part!
As in when she is drunk you all look so macho!!
Beer Goggles, they work for females also!!!
 
2014-04-21 05:41:39 PM
Oh hey, more ridiculous and unenforceable laws.

Just like it's illegal to have teh buttseks in Texas.  Except it isn't, because the law is unconstitutional.
 
2014-04-21 07:20:10 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: NSFW


Well f*ck....I guess that's it...I have officially seen everything on the internet.
 
2014-04-21 07:44:36 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: NSFW


Masturbating with a fish?  I think at that point it's past masturbation, and on to having sex with a fish.
 
2014-04-21 08:16:54 PM
Nope -- don't believe a single one of these.
 
2014-04-21 08:20:47 PM

mcmnky: Rand's lacy underwear: NSFW

Masturbating with a fish?  I think at that point it's past masturbation, and on to having sex with a fish.


More of a fleshlight action I think...
 
2014-04-22 09:55:03 AM
This is still better than the law of the land in Kentucky, however. In the Bluegrass State, a lady may not wear a bathing suit on a highway unless she's escorted by at least two police officers ... and armed with a club.

Presumably this one was enacted in response to a bad hitchhiking incident.
 
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