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(Daily Mail)   Building a stick fort in the woods is anti-social behavior, and police take that very seriously   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2014-04-21 04:29:11 AM  
8 votes:
For some reason, the police take it very seriously when I pitch a tent in the woods.
2014-04-21 02:49:47 AM  
7 votes:

Pud: We can't have children showing ingenuity or creativity, now can we? Who the hell knows what that could lead to ...


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2014-04-21 05:43:54 AM  
3 votes:
ASBOs? Really, England? What's the matter, your balls drop off?

schneeblog.com
2014-04-20 11:44:43 PM  
3 votes:
Sucks to your asbo, Piggy.
2014-04-21 06:36:28 AM  
2 votes:

Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.


Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?
2014-04-21 06:35:21 AM  
2 votes:

Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.


The contents of this article isn't one of them since it happened in Britain.

Tiny fists of rage are no match for RTFA.
2014-04-21 06:09:44 AM  
2 votes:

Fafai: Heh. When I visited my grandparents in Britain they had a fridge magnet with a phone number to call to report "anti-social behaviour."


Hopefully it was 0800-GO-FARK-YOURSELF
2014-04-21 05:42:28 AM  
2 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: It would wager it was an elderly busy body. The kind that sees all teens as dopers ready to rob them.


And probably lawn occupiers as well
2014-04-21 05:11:48 AM  
2 votes:
What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.
2014-04-21 12:18:46 AM  
2 votes:
It's pretty obvious it's a Blair Witch coven... in Carcosa.
2014-04-22 07:44:50 AM  
1 votes:

fredklein: uttertosh: BigNumber12: Ah, good to see that I'm not the only one who finds "Anti-Social" laws to be distressingly Orwellian.

1984 wasn't an instruction manual, you farkers.

Man. Go live over there for a year or two. Live just outside the city. Try Manchester, or Glasgow, or Birmingham, shiat, any big one outside London, and come back and tell us all about how orwellian it really is over there. We'll all listen as you tell us how you're glad of the CCTV, as it actually saved your life that night you got your head smashed in for just being there, cos there's an ambulance by your side pronto, and the cops manage to catch the 16yo who was 'making a name' for himself infront of his mates by sneaking up behind you and caving your skull in with a ballpane hammer.

It's really like that, I'm not making it up.

1) It's BALL-PEEN hammer. Sheesh.

2) How about less cameras, and more cops on patrol. You know, stop the crimes from happening in the first place, rather then just have evidence they happened afterwords.


1) It's FEWER CAMERAS. Sheesh.
2014-04-21 10:54:09 AM  
1 votes:

iron de havilland: Jim_Callahan: dfenstrate: Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?

Well, they actually think that soccer is somewhat entertaining on average, it seems like a safe bet to assume that they're automatically wrong about literally everything at all times.

American football might become popular outside the US if it didn't take 3 farking hours for 1 hour of play.

Plus, the leggings, shoulder pads and make up are kind of ghey.


The pants are for 2 purposes. 1) to protect the skin from direct contact. 2) to hold protective pads to protect the players. That way when somebody runs near them they don't have to fall on the ground and clutch their leg in agony.

The shoulder pads protect the chest and upper body. That way when somebody runs hear them they don't have to fall on the ground and cry like a little girl who just lost her dolly.

The make up. Yeah totally ghey. Just like the battle paint worn by Celts and Vikings.

Now I'm going to look at you funny, so I suggest you fall on the ground, and pretend I broke your leg and try to get me a red card. Cause you're so manly.
2014-04-21 08:44:35 AM  
1 votes:
You know who else built stick forts in the woods? Celts. I can't really blame the Brits for being wary. For all they knew it might have been a Viking raiding party.

You can't be too careful.
2014-04-21 07:44:27 AM  
1 votes:

Dirty J1: dfenstrate: Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.

Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?

Wow must have skimmed article too fast. This seems like something that woul happen in America though. Well then i pose this question: What the fark is wrong with y'all Brits?


How in holy hell did you think that happened in the U.S. Wasn't your first clue that none of the words were in English? Is Asbo some godawful spread for your toast?
2014-04-21 07:28:02 AM  
1 votes:

JonnyBGoode: Kanemano: JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.

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Who the hell are those twits?


I recognize two of them.  Isn't that the Spice Girls?
2014-04-21 06:59:30 AM  
1 votes:

dfenstrate: Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?


Well, they actually think that soccer is somewhat entertaining on average, it seems like a safe bet to assume that they're automatically wrong about literally everything at all times.
2014-04-21 06:39:34 AM  
1 votes:

JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.


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"Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it. "

As for the stick fort...  That's a pretty crappy stick fort.
2014-04-21 06:31:03 AM  
1 votes:
If they had something like an "asbo" when we were kids, we would have worn them proudly like a badge.
2014-04-21 06:26:47 AM  
1 votes:
Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.
2014-04-21 06:20:14 AM  
1 votes:
I am a little surprised the cop saw no reason to arrest the scamps as terrorist, they were armed and dangerous.  He must not have noticed the nail gun resting in the tree on the right.
2014-04-21 06:12:39 AM  
1 votes:
Meh, the people making the calls like this are typically the anti-social ones, the crotchety people who think even seeing young people enjoy themselves is the worst day ever.
2014-04-21 06:05:58 AM  
1 votes:
My sisters and I hacked tunnels through old growth briar patches.  With machetes.  In grade school.

We even had a system of crude booby traps to keep out all the enemies we were sure we had.

It seemed like pretty typical kid behavior back then.
2014-04-21 05:50:42 AM  
1 votes:
2014-04-21 05:26:34 AM  
1 votes:

Kanemano: JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.

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Wow. Look at those guys, so attitudey.
2014-04-21 05:25:16 AM  
1 votes:
well it's the Daily Mail, so it must be 100% true
Skr
2014-04-21 05:23:10 AM  
1 votes:
Asbos sounds like something out of A Clockwork Orange, even more so after I checked the definition.
2014-04-21 05:20:25 AM  
1 votes:

JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.


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2014-04-21 05:17:55 AM  
1 votes:
Yes it's completely normal for 14 year girls to be building stick forts and eating pop and crisps in the woods. I can't think of anything suspicious about the reporting of this story at all. It's not like the Daily Mail is anything but impartial in its news coverage.
Pud [TotalFark]
2014-04-21 01:40:32 AM  
1 votes:
We can't have children showing ingenuity or creativity, now can we? Who the hell knows what that could lead to ...
 
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