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2014-04-20 11:44:43 PM
Sucks to your asbo, Piggy.
 
2014-04-21 12:18:46 AM
It's pretty obvious it's a Blair Witch coven... in Carcosa.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2014-04-21 01:40:32 AM
We can't have children showing ingenuity or creativity, now can we? Who the hell knows what that could lead to ...
 
2014-04-21 02:09:41 AM
Just because your precious snowflake isn't at home glued to her XBox, it doesn't mean that every other thing she's doing is somehow acceptable.

People were complaining about her behavior. That doesn't happen just because she built a little stick fort. Maybe she was throwing things or yelling things. The story seems very one-sided.
 
2014-04-21 02:49:47 AM

Pud: We can't have children showing ingenuity or creativity, now can we? Who the hell knows what that could lead to ...


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2014-04-21 04:29:11 AM
For some reason, the police take it very seriously when I pitch a tent in the woods.
 
2014-04-21 05:11:48 AM
What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.
 
2014-04-21 05:16:50 AM
"an officer attended and found that no offence had been committed".

Sorry, but there's no story here. Someone complained to the police, the police checked and said "No problem, carry on". There's no accusation of anti-social behaviour from the police, just a determination that there wasn't any.
 
2014-04-21 05:17:01 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: People were complaining about her behavior. That doesn't happen just because she built a little stick fort. Maybe she was throwing things or yelling things. The story seems very one-sided.


No, people weren't complaining about her behavior. One whiny turd complained. FTA: A spokesman from Northumbria police tried to defend the officers' actions, saying: We received a complaint from a local resident about teenagers hanging around in the woodlands.

OMG! Children in the woods. IN THE WOODS! Hanging about. (in the woods.)
 
2014-04-21 05:17:55 AM
Yes it's completely normal for 14 year girls to be building stick forts and eating pop and crisps in the woods. I can't think of anything suspicious about the reporting of this story at all. It's not like the Daily Mail is anything but impartial in its news coverage.
 
2014-04-21 05:20:25 AM

JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.


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2014-04-21 05:22:59 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Just because your precious snowflake isn't at home glued to her XBox, it doesn't mean that every other thing she's doing is somehow acceptable.

People were complaining about her behavior. That doesn't happen just because she built a little stick fort. Maybe she was throwing things or yelling things. The story seems very one-sided.


It does seem one sided. But people complain about perceived behavior, especially when its kids.

/Hates snowflakes and their dipshiat parents.
 
Skr
2014-04-21 05:23:10 AM
Asbos sounds like something out of A Clockwork Orange, even more so after I checked the definition.
 
2014-04-21 05:25:16 AM
well it's the Daily Mail, so it must be 100% true
 
2014-04-21 05:26:34 AM

Kanemano: JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.

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Wow. Look at those guys, so attitudey.
 
2014-04-21 05:28:07 AM
Heh. When I visited my grandparents in Britain they had a fridge magnet with a phone number to call to report "anti-social behaviour."
 
2014-04-21 05:36:32 AM
It would wager it was an elderly busy body. The kind that sees all teens as dopers ready to rob them.
 
2014-04-21 05:37:57 AM
What would they say if they saw my younglings.
They routinely carry ruger 22 pistols on thier hips when they are away from the house.
/160 acres surrounded by National forest.
//who needs neighbors
 
2014-04-21 05:42:28 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: It would wager it was an elderly busy body. The kind that sees all teens as dopers ready to rob them.


And probably lawn occupiers as well
 
2014-04-21 05:43:54 AM
ASBOs? Really, England? What's the matter, your balls drop off?

schneeblog.com
 
2014-04-21 05:47:20 AM
Oh FFS let kids be kids v
 
2014-04-21 05:48:25 AM
Last night primary school teacher Nicola Booth, whose 14-year-old daughter Becky was sent home from Warkworth Woods in Newcastle, revealed that the police had even checked if the children had Asbos.


Ah, what?
 
2014-04-21 05:50:42 AM
 
2014-04-21 05:58:24 AM
If they were eight?  Sure, the fort in the woods is harmless fun, and whoever filed the complaint was probably just a grouch.

At fourteen... yeah, if they were hanging out in the woods with their friends, they were proooobably making trouble.  Also most likely drunk to some degree, though traditionally the cops avoid writing that down and just kinda tell you to fark off and stop being noisy and littering and so on.

Remember that 14's typically not primary school anymore, they're at the low end of the age bracket where everyone's got all the beer they want and the two major entertainment activities are sex and vandalism.  And harassing animals, I guess-- where I grew up it was mostly messing with the cows and horses but the complaints apparently involved dogs in this case.

// Not sure what it is about being a teenager that makes confusing animals so amusing.  Lack of anything actually useful to do, probably.
// Personally rather grateful about the "cops don't actually report the 'drunk' part for really obviously underaged people on noise complaints" bit.
 
2014-04-21 06:05:58 AM
My sisters and I hacked tunnels through old growth briar patches.  With machetes.  In grade school.

We even had a system of crude booby traps to keep out all the enemies we were sure we had.

It seemed like pretty typical kid behavior back then.
 
2014-04-21 06:09:44 AM

Fafai: Heh. When I visited my grandparents in Britain they had a fridge magnet with a phone number to call to report "anti-social behaviour."


Hopefully it was 0800-GO-FARK-YOURSELF
 
2014-04-21 06:12:39 AM
Meh, the people making the calls like this are typically the anti-social ones, the crotchety people who think even seeing young people enjoy themselves is the worst day ever.
 
2014-04-21 06:20:14 AM
I am a little surprised the cop saw no reason to arrest the scamps as terrorist, they were armed and dangerous.  He must not have noticed the nail gun resting in the tree on the right.
 
2014-04-21 06:26:47 AM
Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.
 
2014-04-21 06:26:59 AM
That is the worst fort I've ever seen.
 
2014-04-21 06:30:48 AM

log_jammin: well it's the Daily Mail, so it must be 100% true


Spot on.

Bit of context for my stateside amigos.

I live in Newcastle, have several friends and associates working in local law enforcement and Community Safety.

Warkworth Woods is adjacent to Gosforth, one of the upscale neighborhoods in Newcastle - over-priced real estate, good schools with long waiting lists, perfectly manicured gardens, rubbish bins every 10 feet, overwhelmingly white, smug, comfortable, and bursting with conceit and self-righteousness.

Picture the town of Sandford  in Hot Fuzz.  It's rather like that.  To be sure, not all bad eggs, but overwhelmingly stuffy demographic.

We actually lived in Gosforth when we first moved to Newcastle, but my egalitarian American ethos compelled us to relocate to a more diverse, affordable, and 'real' part of the city.

FTA:

A spokesman from Northumbria police tried to defend the officers' actions, saying: 'We received a complaint from a local resident about teenagers hanging around in the woodlands.
'Any reports of anti-social behaviour in the area are treated as a priority for the local police team.
'An officer attended and spoke to youths. It was found that no offence had been committed and they were advised that we had received a complaint.'


Daily Fail whipping up faux outrage.  Someone rang the police with a concern, police investigated, police asked a few questions, ran a few standard checks, no crime was being committed, no priors by the accused, no suggestion of unreasonable actions by the police, have a nice day, sorry to bother you.

So absolutely no problem.

Only problem here is the parent who believes that her upper middle class snowflakes are exempt from answering a few simple questions by the police when they are following a routine and reasonable procedure.

1.bp.blogspot.com

"I expect the police to harass the chavs in Elswick, but this is GOSFORTH!"
 
2014-04-21 06:31:03 AM
If they had something like an "asbo" when we were kids, we would have worn them proudly like a badge.
 
2014-04-21 06:34:11 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Just because your precious snowflake isn't at home glued to her XBox, it doesn't mean that every other thing she's doing is somehow acceptable.

People were complaining about her behavior. That doesn't happen just because she built a little stick fort. Maybe she was throwing things or yelling things. The story seems very one-sided.


No the funny thing is that there are people in the world called "assholes" who would indeed call the police on a group of kids having fun in the woods. It's just because seeing kids play outside these days is so rare that, well, clearly they MUST be up to something right? Maybe they thought they were homeless midgets building a shelter in the woods. Perhaps the fort was an "eyesore" for the rich snobs walking their dogs. Clearly my friend you are a huge fan of of staying inside and playing Xbox, and you probably hardly ever see the light of day. I gather this from your ravenous defense of playing Xbox while everything else is somehow possibly "unacceptable" and the fact that you are giving the benefit of the doubt to those against kids playing outside in the woods. Bravo.
 
2014-04-21 06:35:21 AM

Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.


The contents of this article isn't one of them since it happened in Britain.

Tiny fists of rage are no match for RTFA.
 
2014-04-21 06:36:28 AM

Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.


Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?
 
2014-04-21 06:39:22 AM

dfenstrate: Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.

Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?


Wow must have skimmed article too fast. This seems like something that woul happen in America though. Well then i pose this question: What the fark is wrong with y'all Brits?
 
2014-04-21 06:39:34 AM

JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.


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"Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it. "

As for the stick fort...  That's a pretty crappy stick fort.
 
2014-04-21 06:47:16 AM
What do you expect from a Christian country?
 
2014-04-21 06:49:17 AM

Satanic_Hamster: As for the stick fort... That's a pretty crappy stick fort.


It was built by chicks, so ...
 
2014-04-21 06:57:55 AM
So the girls were lesbos huh?
 
2014-04-21 06:59:30 AM

dfenstrate: Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?


Well, they actually think that soccer is somewhat entertaining on average, it seems like a safe bet to assume that they're automatically wrong about literally everything at all times.
 
2014-04-21 07:04:07 AM
I don't know what Asbos is nor do I care.  Just leave me the fark alone!
 
2014-04-21 07:05:54 AM
Clearly they have built their own funeral pyre.

Now, I am not saying they're witches, but they're witches.
 
2014-04-21 07:06:19 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Satanic_Hamster: As for the stick fort... That's a pretty crappy stick fort.

It was built by chicks, so ...


What do you expect given the existence of the patriarchy.  This article is proof of the oppression of women, the moment girls tried to build something and the cops were called.  It's no wonder.
 
2014-04-21 07:09:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: People were complaining about her behavior. That doesn't happen just because she built a little stick fort. Maybe she was throwing things or yelling things.


" We received a complaint from a local resident about teenagers hanging around in the woodlands."

That's it. No "yelling". No "throwing things" Just...teenagers hanging around.
 
2014-04-21 07:11:22 AM

Dread Patch Slappy: If they had something like an "asbo" when we were kids, we would have worn them proudly like a badge.


And tried to impress our friends by collecting them all!
 
2014-04-21 07:12:26 AM

JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.


"An anti-social behaviour order is a civil order made in the United Kingdom against a person who has been shown, on the balance of evidence, to have engaged in anti-social behaviour."

You know, like not participating in theTwo-Minute Hate.
 
2014-04-21 07:16:09 AM

JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.


This...
 
2014-04-21 07:18:06 AM

Kanemano: JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.

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Who the hell are those twits?
 
2014-04-21 07:19:24 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: So the girls were lesbos huh?


Asbos, lesbos, tomatos, tomahtos...
 
2014-04-21 07:28:02 AM

JonnyBGoode: Kanemano: JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.

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Who the hell are those twits?


I recognize two of them.  Isn't that the Spice Girls?
 
2014-04-21 07:40:20 AM
Letting your dogs shiat in the woods is anti social behavior and they should be banned.
 
2014-04-21 07:44:27 AM

Dirty J1: dfenstrate: Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.

Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?

Wow must have skimmed article too fast. This seems like something that woul happen in America though. Well then i pose this question: What the fark is wrong with y'all Brits?


How in holy hell did you think that happened in the U.S. Wasn't your first clue that none of the words were in English? Is Asbo some godawful spread for your toast?
 
2014-04-21 07:53:58 AM
I don't really care what the kids were doing, or where.
I'm pretty concerned that engaging in "anti-social behavior" is all you need to get a visit from police.
And they take it seriously.

That's farked up.
 
2014-04-21 07:54:25 AM

HammerHeadSnark: OMG! Children in the woods. IN THE WOODS! Hanging about. (in the woods.)


I know right! Why aren't they at home playing on their Xbox or something? Very suspicious. Obviously it must be a gang or they're doing drugs.

Dirty J1: Wow must have skimmed article too fast. This seems like something that would happen in America though. Well then i pose this question: What the fark is wrong with y'all Brits?


If it happened in America the girls would have been arrested, charged with trespassing, building code violations, creating a public disturbance, and depending on the officer might even be charged with resisting arrest. If they had a dog with them the police would have shot the dog for good measure and the kids would be facing life in prison.

Either that or some idiot hunter would have shot them thinking they were deer.
 
2014-04-21 07:57:59 AM

uttertosh: What do you expect from a Christian country?


Yeah, David Cameron's a dick.

Nice to see the likes of Sir Terry Pratchett, Jim Al-Khalili and Tim Minchin standing up against his nonsense.

I doubt fark would parse the SVG from here correctly, but in the 2011 census of England and Wales, 59.3% chose "Christian" as their religion.

I prefer this poll, however, which I'd hope is more accurate as it breaks it down into denominations:

news.bbcimg.co.uk

That is to say, that when confronted with a census form, people may just blindly tick the "Christian" box, because they went to church as children or whatever. But, when pushed to name their affiliation they realise they're not.

/One can hope.
 
2014-04-21 08:01:34 AM

Jim_Callahan: dfenstrate: Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?

Well, they actually think that soccer is somewhat entertaining on average, it seems like a safe bet to assume that they're automatically wrong about literally everything at all times.


American football might become popular outside the US if it didn't take 3 farking hours for 1 hour of play.

Plus, the leggings, shoulder pads and make up are kind of ghey.
 
2014-04-21 08:02:45 AM

ds615: I don't really care what the kids were doing, or where.
I'm pretty concerned that engaging in "anti-social behavior" is all you need to get a visit from police.
And they take it seriously.

That's farked up.


It's all they're allowed to do, so they do it at every opportunity.

/a sad but predictable end result of progressive policies
//can't fix the problem, so instead make a lot of noise and fark over people that aren't causing problems
 
2014-04-21 08:08:45 AM

MechaPyx: HammerHeadSnark: OMG! Children in the woods. IN THE WOODS! Hanging about. (in the woods.)

I know right! Why aren't they at home playing on their Xbox or something? Very suspicious. Obviously it must be a gang or they're doing drugs.

Dirty J1: Wow must have skimmed article too fast. This seems like something that would happen in America though. Well then i pose this question: What the fark is wrong with y'all Brits?

If it happened in America the girls would have been arrested, charged with trespassing, building code violations, creating a public disturbance, and depending on the officer might even be charged with resisting arrest. If they had a dog with them the police would have shot the dog for good measure and the kids would be facing life in prison.

Either that or some idiot hunter would have shot them thinking they were deer.


Gunshots from hunting accidents are extremely rare. In fact most injuries while hunting occur during archery seasons
 
2014-04-21 08:15:37 AM

Satanic_Hamster: JonnyBGoode: What the hell are asbos? Silly Brits can't even speak proper English.

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"Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it. "


Oi, they were raging up the blokes walking their dags.
 
2014-04-21 08:17:31 AM
'The officer involved kept telling me he'd happily come and talk to me but I just think there's the bigger issue we need to address.'

In other words, your asshole kids were out messing up woods you don't own and aggravating people badly enough that they called the cops, then when the cops were more than happy to explain to you what the problem was you stuck your fingers in your ears and ran to the Daily Fail so you could whine like a little biatch and get a one-sided story with no context printed up?
  
Yea. Go fark yourself, biatch. And fark you Daily Fail. And double-fark you, submitter.
  
/ it's going to be a good week
 
2014-04-21 08:24:58 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: So the girls were lesbos huh?


No, that's in Greece.
 
2014-04-21 08:25:54 AM

Dirty J1: Wow must have skimmed article too fast.


The British one? On the British-run website of a British newspaper run by Brits?
 
2014-04-21 08:32:43 AM
Do you get a ASBO for farting in public?
 
2014-04-21 08:35:05 AM
No wonder the Brits couldn't win the war without our help.
 
2014-04-21 08:44:35 AM
You know who else built stick forts in the woods? Celts. I can't really blame the Brits for being wary. For all they knew it might have been a Viking raiding party.

You can't be too careful.
 
2014-04-21 08:45:15 AM
I suppose I should call the local police on the neighborhood girls that built a fort next to the creek behind my house, then. They used old deck boards that I had laying back there (with my permission), cut them the proper length and nailed them all together to create a rather well built little structure. Who knows what they and their friends are plotting back there!
 
2014-04-21 08:49:51 AM

Bendal: I suppose I should call the local police on the neighborhood girls that built a fort next to the creek behind my house, then. They used old deck boards that I had laying back there (with my permission), cut them the proper length and nailed them all together to create a rather well built little structure. Who knows what they and their friends are plotting back there!


Smoking dope and sex most likely.
 
2014-04-21 08:57:14 AM

MechaPyx: You know who else built stick forts in the woods? Celts. I can't really blame the Brits for being wary. For all they knew it might have been a Viking raiding party.

You can't be too careful.


Celts and Vikings are different things.
 
2014-04-21 09:06:49 AM
We call this in America "post apocalyptic survival training".  As for ass-bows, if it were an actual disorder I'd have more students in my special education school than the public school systems in the entire state combined.  Its called being a teenager.  That doesn't mean its a disorder, despite how stupid they are most of the time.  Yet another reason that the U.S. should not emulate what Europe does every single time.   I'm impressed that the police checked it out.  It would have been filed away and most likely ignored in the U.S.
 
2014-04-21 09:15:52 AM
Good thing that they hadn't gotten around to the animal sacrifice yet.  Of course, if they sacrifice an animal as a group, is that anti-social?  Or is it only if they sacrifice a virgin??
 
2014-04-21 09:32:38 AM
Liberals hate creativity that was not expressly allowed by them.
 
2014-04-21 09:36:34 AM

Satanic_Hamster: MechaPyx: You know who else built stick forts in the woods? Celts. I can't really blame the Brits for being wary. For all they knew it might have been a Viking raiding party.

You can't be too careful.

Celts and Vikings are different things.


Not really, they both suck at their respective sports.
 
2014-04-21 10:16:36 AM
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2014-04-21 10:18:37 AM
Never stick your dick in asbo.
 
2014-04-21 10:20:16 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Bendal: I suppose I should call the local police on the neighborhood girls that built a fort next to the creek behind my house, then. They used old deck boards that I had laying back there (with my permission), cut them the proper length and nailed them all together to create a rather well built little structure. Who knows what they and their friends are plotting back there!

Smoking dope and sex most likely.



Doubtful; these girls are no older than 13 at best, and it's not that secluded that they could get away with something like that without someone noticing. Besides, their parents aren't there when they get home from school, so they've got the house for such things rather than a damp, bug infested creek.
 
2014-04-21 10:25:35 AM

Bendal: Mid_mo_mad_man: Bendal: I suppose I should call the local police on the neighborhood girls that built a fort next to the creek behind my house, then. They used old deck boards that I had laying back there (with my permission), cut them the proper length and nailed them all together to create a rather well built little structure. Who knows what they and their friends are plotting back there!

Smoking dope and sex most likely.


Doubtful; these girls are no older than 13 at best, and it's not that secluded that they could get away with something like that without someone noticing. Besides, their parents aren't there when they get home from school, so they've got the house for such things rather than a damp, bug infested creek.


I'm sure they're turning tricks and smoking the reefer.
 
2014-04-21 10:25:36 AM
Assbow?
 
2014-04-21 10:28:19 AM

Bendal: Mid_mo_mad_man: Bendal: I suppose I should call the local police on the neighborhood girls that built a fort next to the creek behind my house, then. They used old deck boards that I had laying back there (with my permission), cut them the proper length and nailed them all together to create a rather well built little structure. Who knows what they and their friends are plotting back there!

Smoking dope and sex most likely.


Doubtful; these girls are no older than 13 at best, and it's not that secluded that they could get away with something like that without someone noticing. Besides, their parents aren't there when they get home from school, so they've got the house for such things rather than a damp, bug infested creek.


What a well built little structure may look like....
These incidents are fun to bring up when people say we need to be more like Europe.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-21 10:50:55 AM
It started out as a stick for but if you let it grow it would turn into the unibombers cabin and they would be in it writing a manifesto and building bombs.
 
2014-04-21 10:54:09 AM

iron de havilland: Jim_Callahan: dfenstrate: Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?

Well, they actually think that soccer is somewhat entertaining on average, it seems like a safe bet to assume that they're automatically wrong about literally everything at all times.

American football might become popular outside the US if it didn't take 3 farking hours for 1 hour of play.

Plus, the leggings, shoulder pads and make up are kind of ghey.


The pants are for 2 purposes. 1) to protect the skin from direct contact. 2) to hold protective pads to protect the players. That way when somebody runs near them they don't have to fall on the ground and clutch their leg in agony.

The shoulder pads protect the chest and upper body. That way when somebody runs hear them they don't have to fall on the ground and cry like a little girl who just lost her dolly.

The make up. Yeah totally ghey. Just like the battle paint worn by Celts and Vikings.

Now I'm going to look at you funny, so I suggest you fall on the ground, and pretend I broke your leg and try to get me a red card. Cause you're so manly.
 
2014-04-21 11:01:51 AM
Well as a proud antisocial myself, I guess it's a good thing I didn't grow up over there. Do they penalize curmudgeons also, or just try to brainwash the youngsters?
 
2014-04-21 11:04:19 AM

stonicus: Bendal: Mid_mo_mad_man: Bendal: I suppose I should call the local police on the neighborhood girls that built a fort next to the creek behind my house, then. They used old deck boards that I had laying back there (with my permission), cut them the proper length and nailed them all together to create a rather well built little structure. Who knows what they and their friends are plotting back there!

Smoking dope and sex most likely.


Doubtful; these girls are no older than 13 at best, and it's not that secluded that they could get away with something like that without someone noticing. Besides, their parents aren't there when they get home from school, so they've got the house for such things rather than a damp, bug infested creek.

I'm sure they're turning tricks and smoking the reefer.


I said having sex. I'm pretty sure they ain't charging.
 
2014-04-21 11:06:52 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: My sisters and I hacked tunnels through old growth briar patches.  With machetes.  In grade school.

We even had a system of crude booby traps to keep out all the enemies we were sure we had.

It seemed like pretty typical kid behavior back then.


Came here to say this. Also, when I was a kid we made actual shelters. Stuff like this:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Or this:

www.kitmonster.co.uk

Or this:

www.backpacker.com


They are quite simple to make and keep you pretty dry and toasty.
 
2014-04-21 11:09:35 AM

iron de havilland: uttertosh: What do you expect from a Christian country?

Yeah, David Cameron's a dick.

Nice to see the likes of Sir Terry Pratchett, Jim Al-Khalili and Tim Minchin standing up against his nonsense.

I doubt fark would parse the SVG from here correctly, but in the 2011 census of England and Wales, 59.3% chose "Christian" as their religion.

I prefer this poll, however, which I'd hope is more accurate as it breaks it down into denominations:

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x455]

That is to say, that when confronted with a census form, people may just blindly tick the "Christian" box, because they went to church as children or whatever. But, when pushed to name their affiliation they realise they're not.

/One can hope.


Totally - the numbers can also be fudged by the wording, or order of the list of answers. If the first tick box is Christian, with Muslim second, then the first box (of,say 10) will be ticked by most, like you say, as they went to church as a kid.

/If i hope with you then there's at least two of us.
//Terry Pratchet keeps on being a hero of mine

skozlaw: In other words, your asshole kids were out messing up woods you don't own and aggravating people badly enough that they called the cops


First of all, they're the PUBLIC'S woods - they were doing no wrong by being there, doing what they were - that's what the law says, so you can stfu about that.

For the rest of your imagined sequence of events;
  I'm very much imagining that the 13 yo girls were, undoubtably being quite loud - 13 yo girls in a group, with a belly full of sugar, doing outdoors stuff in the woods, tend not to think too much about how loud their voices are.

I can also imagine a busy-body octogenarian church-group woman being fed up of vandals in the woods behind her house (the trees look pretty 'tagged' to me), simply overreacting, not bothering to go out and tell them to keep it down, because she's had empty beer bottles in response in the past, and just rung the police for good measure.

I actually highly doubt your version of events. I'm 99.999% certain that it happened just like I said.
 
2014-04-21 11:20:20 AM
They'd have loved me over there, as a kid.

I was forever in the woods, climbing trees, exploring, building forts, lurking around from time to time with a BB gun or a machete, making camp fires, cutting down the occasional tree and digging foxholes.

Periodically friends joined me for the day who lived in the city.

When I started driving, I was forever exploring deserted sections of the beaches, prowling along river banks (ours were not cluttered in junk and trash) and finding 'treasures' like sand dollars, interesting shells, a long forgotten small ferry and what was left of it's original dock, the rare bit of sea-glass and wonderful, secluded fishing spots.

Actually, my folks tended to worry if I wasn't outside and the few neighbors we had -- usually a block or two away, thought nothing about it if they spotted me hacking my way through palmetto thickets or climbing a tree to look at a birds nest.

I can't believe that because one 'dog walker' called about the girls that the cops showed up, chased them out and knocked down their 'fort'.

ASBO means Antisocial Behavior Order, something we don't have over here. Apparently over there it's like a visit from DCF, a warning from the cops or a restraining order. They usually give them out to adults who are being a PIA to their neighbors.

Kids today have a mess to deal with. If they're not being chastised for sitting inside all day playing video games and talking on cell phones, the media is warning them about 'Stranger Danger' and pervs lurking outside their doors, how the sunlight will turn them into masses of cancer and pollution will make them sick.

Now, those brave enough to venture forth and have some healthy play, have the cops called on them for acting suspiciously. If they dare to express themselves with sidewalk chalk through drawings or making hopscotch layouts, their local counsels get all upset and accuse them of vandalism.

I ran into the occasional cop as a kid, who asked what I was doing, took one look at a fort I was building or listened to my explanation, then told me to be careful and drove off. They usually didn't even blink if I happened to be carrying a machete.

I think today, some young boy caught in the woods carrying one of those long knives might wind up facing a SWAT team and get tazed or shot with a bean bag.

They've got to let kids be kids.
 
2014-04-21 11:31:41 AM
it was probably some pervy pensioner who couldn't get them to commit lewd acts for him so he rang up the authorities and whined "They're anti-social", leaving out the part about them not licking his ball sac.
 
2014-04-21 11:37:01 AM

Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.


I'm sure it's been pointed out (and possible you're trolling) but, wrong country.  The UK is that way---------->
 
2014-04-21 11:39:08 AM

Rik01: ASBO means Antisocial Behavior Order, something we don't have over here. Apparently over there it's like a visit from DCF, a warning from the cops or a restraining order. They usually give them out to adults who are being a PIA to their neighbors.


To clarify further: The PIA that you're referring to is usually downright Thuggery. It's an ever-growing culture over there, and a GENUINE problem of lower-class areas.

I've no idea if you know what hooliganism is, but you should see rival gangs attack each other over there - it's brick-shyte-in-your-pants crazy to witness. These are human beings who have had it instilled in them to be nothing other than aggressive towards others, who will take great revelry in farking your face in with a wine bottle until your own mother wouldn't recognize your corpse, and then bragging about it to their mates. At the age of 14.

I've lived in such an area (The 'Jungle', Burnbank, Scotland), and I've witnessed more violence and bloodshed on the streets there, in 3 years, than my home city, here, sees in 5 years. No joke.
 
2014-04-21 11:51:52 AM

Vitamin Pb: iron de havilland: Jim_Callahan: dfenstrate: Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?

Well, they actually think that soccer is somewhat entertaining on average, it seems like a safe bet to assume that they're automatically wrong about literally everything at all times.

American football might become popular outside the US if it didn't take 3 farking hours for 1 hour of play.

Plus, the leggings, shoulder pads and make up are kind of ghey.

The pants are for 2 purposes. 1) to protect the skin from direct contact. 2) to hold protective pads to protect the players. That way when somebody runs near them they don't have to fall on the ground and clutch their leg in agony.

The shoulder pads protect the chest and upper body. That way when somebody runs hear them they don't have to fall on the ground and cry like a little girl who just lost her dolly.

The make up. Yeah totally ghey. Just like the battle paint worn by Celts and Vikings.

Now I'm going to look at you funny, so I suggest you fall on the ground, and pretend I broke your leg and try to get me a red card. Cause you're so manly.


Indeed.  Let the Brits add rugby-style tackling to football (soccer for us Americans), and I'll certainly avoid questioning the manliness of some of the players.

/World Cup can be quite entertaining to watch, but I think that both the fouler and the foulee should both be tased repeatedly whenever blood is not spilled or a limb very obviously broken.  At that point, the stupid drama of faking injuries would drop and we could get back to watching the game...
 
2014-04-21 11:55:26 AM

elkraf: Do you get a ASBO for farting in public?


In the UK, maybe.  I'm sure there is a fine for having:

A
S
lut
Bent
Over

in public.
 
2014-04-21 11:57:46 AM

skozlaw: In other words, your asshole kids were out messing up woods you don't own and aggravating people badly enough that they called the cops, then when the cops were more than happy to explain to you what the problem was you stuck your fingers in your ears and ran to the Daily Fail so you could whine like a little biatch and get a one-sided story with no context printed up?
  
Yea. Go fark yourself, biatch. And fark you Daily Fail. And double-fark you, submitter.
  
/ it's going to be a good week


Rancid Crabtree?  Is that you?
 
2014-04-21 11:57:49 AM
A kid trying to actually be a kid is anti-social behavior to some people?
 
2014-04-21 12:01:41 PM

MechaPyx: HammerHeadSnark: OMG! Children in the woods. IN THE WOODS! Hanging about. (in the woods.)

I know right! Why aren't they at home playing on their Xbox or something? Very suspicious. Obviously it must be a gang or they're doing drugs.

Dirty J1: Wow must have skimmed article too fast. This seems like something that would happen in America though. Well then i pose this question: What the fark is wrong with y'all Brits?

If it happened in America the girls would have been arrested, charged with trespassing, building code violations, creating a public disturbance, and depending on the officer might even be charged with resisting arrest. If they had a dog with them the police would have shot the dog for good measure and the kids would be facing life in prison.

Either that or some idiot hunter would have shot them thinking they were deer.


AMERICA!! YEAHHH!!
 
2014-04-21 12:05:23 PM

HeadLever: skozlaw: In other words, your asshole kids were out messing up woods you don't own and aggravating people badly enough that they called the cops, then when the cops were more than happy to explain to you what the problem was you stuck your fingers in your ears and ran to the Daily Fail so you could whine like a little biatch and get a one-sided story with no context printed up?
  
Yea. Go fark yourself, biatch. And fark you Daily Fail. And double-fark you, submitter.
  
/ it's going to be a good week

Rancid Crabtree?  Is that you?


Very, very obscure?
 
2014-04-21 12:06:40 PM

Rik01: They'd have loved me over there, as a kid.

I was forever in the woods, climbing trees, exploring, building forts, lurking around from time to time with a BB gun or a machete, making camp fires, cutting down the occasional tree and digging foxholes.

Periodically friends joined me for the day who lived in the city.

When I started driving, I was forever exploring deserted sections of the beaches, prowling along river banks (ours were not cluttered in junk and trash) and finding 'treasures' like sand dollars, interesting shells, a long forgotten small ferry and what was left of it's original dock, the rare bit of sea-glass and wonderful, secluded fishing spots.

Actually, my folks tended to worry if I wasn't outside and the few neighbors we had -- usually a block or two away, thought nothing about it if they spotted me hacking my way through palmetto thickets or climbing a tree to look at a birds nest.

I can't believe that because one 'dog walker' called about the girls that the cops showed up, chased them out and knocked down their 'fort'.

ASBO means Antisocial Behavior Order, something we don't have over here. Apparently over there it's like a visit from DCF, a warning from the cops or a restraining order. They usually give them out to adults who are being a PIA to their neighbors.

Kids today have a mess to deal with. If they're not being chastised for sitting inside all day playing video games and talking on cell phones, the media is warning them about 'Stranger Danger' and pervs lurking outside their doors, how the sunlight will turn them into masses of cancer and pollution will make them sick.

Now, those brave enough to venture forth and have some healthy play, have the cops called on them for acting suspiciously. If they dare to express themselves with sidewalk chalk through drawings or making hopscotch layouts, their local counsels get all upset and accuse them of vandalism.

I ran into the occasional cop as a kid, who asked what I was doing, took one look ...


Your childhood sounds similar to mine.  I had a mountain range to explore and there wasn't a valley, cave, creek, or pond within 15 miles of my house that I didn't know about.
 
2014-04-21 12:09:55 PM

HeadLever: skozlaw: In other words, your asshole kids were out messing up woods you don't own and aggravating people badly enough that they called the cops, then when the cops were more than happy to explain to you what the problem was you stuck your fingers in your ears and ran to the Daily Fail so you could whine like a little biatch and get a one-sided story with no context printed up?
  
Yea. Go fark yourself, biatch. And fark you Daily Fail. And double-fark you, submitter.
  
/ it's going to be a good week

Rancid Crabtree?  Is that you?


Yes, and he still gets sick at the mention of using Grasshopper paste for fishing bait.
 
2014-04-21 12:13:25 PM

txchad: HeadLever: skozlaw: In other words, your asshole kids were out messing up woods you don't own and aggravating people badly enough that they called the cops, then when the cops were more than happy to explain to you what the problem was you stuck your fingers in your ears and ran to the Daily Fail so you could whine like a little biatch and get a one-sided story with no context printed up?
  
Yea. Go fark yourself, biatch. And fark you Daily Fail. And double-fark you, submitter.
  
/ it's going to be a good week

Rancid Crabtree?  Is that you?

Very, very obscure?


Nope, not if you've ever read Field and Stream magazine.  Google Patrick F. McManus, his stories and books are hilarious!
 
2014-04-21 12:19:49 PM

FTDA: Google Patrick F. McManus, his stories and books are hilarious!


Growing up in rural Idaho, he was one of my heroes.  Though I am pretty surprised that there are a number of Farkers that actually have read anything PFM or Field and Stream.
 
2014-04-21 12:21:33 PM

Jim_Callahan: At fourteen... yeah, if they were hanging out in the woods with their friends, they were proooobably making trouble.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-21 12:39:20 PM

HeadLever: FTDA: Google Patrick F. McManus, his stories and books are hilarious!

Growing up in rural Idaho, he was one of my heroes.  Though I am pretty surprised that there are a number of Farkers that actually have read anything PFM or Field and Stream.


I couldn't wait for each issue of Field and Stream to come out, and read all his books.  The night the bear ate Goombaw.  They shoot canoes don't they?  Rubber legs and white tail hairs.  All of his stories brought many a smile to my face!
 
2014-04-21 01:00:44 PM

uttertosh: For the rest of your imagined sequence of events; I'm very much imagining...


Well... at least your name fits, I suppose.
 
2014-04-21 01:13:36 PM
I thought the article said the police checked them for LESBOS.

Not sure how I got that out of ASBOS, but I did, and was really excited for a few seconds
 
2014-04-21 01:58:46 PM
 They call that a fort? When I was a kid I was building the below picture type stuctures out in the woods at the off the deadend street near my friend's house. He lived right at the edge of town with nothing but woods and farm land beyond. We started building about a half mile into the woods though ours was not as elaborate it did have a kitchen and sleeping areas. It took us most of the summer to build as we kept adding on to it and we were 13 at the start of it. We built it well and it was even there after the winter so the next year we built it up more. We stopped around the summer of our 15th years, but checked back on it when I came back on leave from the service in my 20s and it was still there.
photos1.blogger.com
 
2014-04-21 02:30:30 PM

ds615: I don't really care what the kids were doing, or where.
I'm pretty concerned that engaging in "anti-social behavior" is all you need to get a visit from police.
And they take it seriously.

That's farked up.


And if you read the list linked earlier in the thread, "being rude" counts.

Politeness Is Mandatory!!

 
2014-04-21 02:49:07 PM
Ah, good to see that I'm not the only one who finds "Anti-Social" laws to be distressingly Orwellian.

1984 wasn't an instruction manual, you farkers.
 
2014-04-21 03:18:10 PM

skozlaw: uttertosh: For the rest of your imagined sequence of events; I'm very much imagining...

Well... at least your name fits, I suppose.

super

cool comeback, bro. *thumbsup*
 
2014-04-21 03:22:50 PM

namegoeshere: And if you read the list linked earlier in the thread, "being rude" counts.

Politeness Is Mandatory!!


you've no idea the types of cretin that make up the body of those who get them. Antisocial behavior is a real issue there, I promise you this.
 
2014-04-21 03:38:03 PM

BigNumber12: Ah, good to see that I'm not the only one who finds "Anti-Social" laws to be distressingly Orwellian.

1984 wasn't an instruction manual, you farkers.


Man. Go live over there for a year or two. Live just outside the city. Try Manchester, or Glasgow, or Birmingham, shiat, any big one outside London, and come back and tell us all about how orwellian it really is over there. We'll all listen as you tell us how you're glad of the CCTV, as it actually saved your life that night you got your head smashed in for just being there, cos there's an ambulance by your side pronto, and the cops manage to catch the 16yo who was 'making a name' for himself infront of his mates by sneaking up behind you and caving your skull in with a ballpane hammer.

It's really like that, I'm not making it up.
 
2014-04-21 03:41:11 PM

uttertosh: BigNumber12: Ah, good to see that I'm not the only one who finds "Anti-Social" laws to be distressingly Orwellian.

1984 wasn't an instruction manual, you farkers.

Man. Go live over there for a year or two. Live just outside the city. Try Manchester, or Glasgow, or Birmingham, shiat, any big one outside London, and come back and tell us all about how orwellian it really is over there. We'll all listen as you tell us how you're glad of the CCTV, as it actually saved your life that night you got your head smashed in for just being there, cos there's an ambulance by your side pronto, and the cops manage to catch the 16yo who was 'making a name' for himself infront of his mates by sneaking up behind you and caving your skull in with a ballpane hammer.

It's really like that, I'm not making it up.


What a charming society they've built. Social indeed.
 
2014-04-21 03:54:20 PM
M

uttertosh: BigNumber12: Ah, good to see that I'm not the only one who finds "Anti-Social" laws to be distressingly Orwellian.

1984 wasn't an instruction manual, you farkers.

Man. Go live over there for a year or two. Live just outside the city. Try Manchester, or Glasgow, or Birmingham, shiat, any big one outside London, and come back and tell us all about how orwellian it really is over there. We'll all listen as you tell us how you're glad of the CCTV, as it actually saved your life that night you got your head smashed in for just being there, cos there's an ambulance by your side pronto, and the cops manage to catch the 16yo who was 'making a name' for himself infront of his mates by sneaking up behind you and caving your skull in with a ballpane hammer.

It's really like that, I'm not making it up.


I spent about 5 weeks in the Salford side of Manchester several years ago, and we were warned where to go and where not to go. It was very interesting. Active, in-use, apartment buildings with razor wire fences.
 
2014-04-21 08:02:22 PM

Vitamin Pb: iron de havilland: Jim_Callahan: dfenstrate: Since the event occurred in England, can you tell us how much you hate Brits?

Well, they actually think that soccer is somewhat entertaining on average, it seems like a safe bet to assume that they're automatically wrong about literally everything at all times.

American football might become popular outside the US if it didn't take 3 farking hours for 1 hour of play.

Plus, the leggings, shoulder pads and make up are kind of ghey.

The pants are for 2 purposes. 1) to protect the skin from direct contact. 2) to hold protective pads to protect the players. That way when somebody runs near them they don't have to fall on the ground and clutch their leg in agony.

The shoulder pads protect the chest and upper body. That way when somebody runs hear them they don't have to fall on the ground and cry like a little girl who just lost her dolly.

The make up. Yeah totally ghey. Just like the battle paint worn by Celts and Vikings.

Now I'm going to look at you funny, so I suggest you fall on the ground, and pretend I broke your leg and try to get me a red card. Cause you're so manly.


Still basically rugby for pussies isn't it?

Rugby players have funny shaped balls too, but they don't need helmets, shoulder pads and tights. And stoppages that drag 60 minutes of play out to 3 hours.

And I certainly agree with certain aspects of your argument. Suarez is a diving coont.
 
2014-04-21 08:19:32 PM

iron de havilland: Rugby players have funny shaped balls too


You've checked?

Shhhh... they're very sensitive about it.
 
2014-04-21 08:32:15 PM

namegoeshere: iron de havilland: Rugby players have funny shaped balls too

You've checked?

Shhhh... they're very sensitive about it.


They display it publicly.

It's quite unnerving.
 
2014-04-21 09:46:28 PM
Is this another old-people-dont-like-young-people story?
 
2014-04-21 10:43:21 PM
That thing they built looks almost exactly like the thing Les Stroud claimed was made by Bigfoot in a recent Survivorman.
 
2014-04-22 05:05:18 AM

Dirty J1: Only in America....can playing OUTSIDE with FRIENDS be considered antisocial, while acceptable "social behavior" is pretty much limited to Xbox live and world of Warcraft. Reason 6,984,727 to hate America.


Reason 6,984,728: Americans can't read.  Or comprehend geography.
 
2014-04-22 05:56:45 AM
uttertosh

(Rik01: ASBO means Antisocial Behavior Order, something we don't have over here. Apparently over there it's like a visit from DCF, a warning from the cops or a restraining order. They usually give them out to adults who are being a PIA to their neighbors.)

To clarify further: The PIA that you're referring to is usually downright Thuggery. It's an ever-growing culture over there, and a GENUINE problem of lower-class areas.

I've no idea if you know what hooliganism is, but you should see rival gangs attack each other over there - it's brick-shyte-in-your-pants crazy to witness. These are human beings who have had it instilled in them to be nothing other than aggressive towards others, who will take great revelry in farking your face in with a wine bottle until your own mother wouldn't recognize your corpse, and then bragging about it to their mates. At the age of 14.

I've lived in such an area (The 'Jungle', Burnbank, Scotland), and I've witnessed more violence and bloodshed on the streets there, in 3 years, than my home city, here, sees in 5 years. No joke.


I've read and heard about that. I've seen incidents on video and find it kind of hard to believe that people accept such behavior there. I mean, they'll flat walk up to someone minding their own business and start a fight.

No guns allowed in the UK, aside from shotguns, but I noticed with these guys there's no shortage of knives. I decided that the typical Hispanic or Black American 'gangsta' wouldn't make it too well over there. Kind of like how hard core Russian criminals aren't afraid of our police since the Russian one's don't worry about little things like police brutality, reading them their rights or tossing them in a jail that resembles a zoo.

Our cops and prisons, to them, are like a vacation.

Then I heard about the soccer hooligans -- and the decision in one country to ban from attending games, anyone from the UK who even looked like one.

We thought it was bad when baseball fans threw batteries and bottles at players on the field. I figured that their culture not only raised them to fight and be overly aggressive, but many probably enjoyed it. Kind of like professional fighters here, who usually get a real high and feel alive when in the ring beating the shiat out of someone.

The UK prisons, from what I learned, aren't exactly as friendly as US ones either. Not as bad as the Russian ones, but certainly some place you'd not want to go. Over here, among certain groups, jail time is a status symbol. They might change their minds after being locked up in a UK prison for a year or so.

No Sir, I understand hooliganism.

Might be best just to start taking them out in the woods and shoot them. I'm aware of some cops here, who when they caught a real PIA, had no problem in taking him out in the scrubs, beating him half to death and when he hauled him into jail, told his superiors that the guy resisted arrest. The majority of them agreed, even though they knew better.
 
2014-04-22 06:49:46 AM

Rik01: Might be best just to start taking them out in the woods and shoot them. I'm aware of some cops here, who when they caught a real PIA, had no problem in taking him out in the scrubs, beating him half to death and when he hauled him into jail, told his superiors that the guy resisted arrest. The majority of them agreed, even though they knew better.


Aw, man, if only! ;-)

Thing is that the vast majority of Brits are just awesome, but the lowest end of the scum classes (the term workingclass is devoid of any meaning here, and is way above these people), yeah, that's what I'm on about - they're the reason, not the excuse, for these 'Orwellian' laws and punishments.

CCTV and ASBO's are actually helping somewhat, but the mentality they're dealing with is also the mentality that breeds young, and often, then 'teaches' their kids to do the same, thus making more of them - there are hoplessly unemployable grandfathers over there who are the same age as me (35)

Meanwhile, here in Soviet Sweden, I'm having trouble deciding if I can morally bring another mouth into the world using my own DNA, when there's an adoption/fostering crisis coming in from war torn countries.


Ugggh - off to take a handfull of betablockers n valium, it noises me up that much!

/thanks for the reply - many folks outside the UK just have NO clue how it is there.
 
2014-04-22 07:42:00 AM

uttertosh: BigNumber12: Ah, good to see that I'm not the only one who finds "Anti-Social" laws to be distressingly Orwellian.

1984 wasn't an instruction manual, you farkers.

Man. Go live over there for a year or two. Live just outside the city. Try Manchester, or Glasgow, or Birmingham, shiat, any big one outside London, and come back and tell us all about how orwellian it really is over there. We'll all listen as you tell us how you're glad of the CCTV, as it actually saved your life that night you got your head smashed in for just being there, cos there's an ambulance by your side pronto, and the cops manage to catch the 16yo who was 'making a name' for himself infront of his mates by sneaking up behind you and caving your skull in with a ballpane hammer.

It's really like that, I'm not making it up.


1) It's BALL-PEEN hammer. Sheesh.

2) How about less cameras, and more cops on patrol. You know, stop the crimes from happening in the first place, rather then just have evidence they happened afterwords.
 
2014-04-22 07:44:50 AM

fredklein: uttertosh: BigNumber12: Ah, good to see that I'm not the only one who finds "Anti-Social" laws to be distressingly Orwellian.

1984 wasn't an instruction manual, you farkers.

Man. Go live over there for a year or two. Live just outside the city. Try Manchester, or Glasgow, or Birmingham, shiat, any big one outside London, and come back and tell us all about how orwellian it really is over there. We'll all listen as you tell us how you're glad of the CCTV, as it actually saved your life that night you got your head smashed in for just being there, cos there's an ambulance by your side pronto, and the cops manage to catch the 16yo who was 'making a name' for himself infront of his mates by sneaking up behind you and caving your skull in with a ballpane hammer.

It's really like that, I'm not making it up.

1) It's BALL-PEEN hammer. Sheesh.

2) How about less cameras, and more cops on patrol. You know, stop the crimes from happening in the first place, rather then just have evidence they happened afterwords.


1) It's FEWER CAMERAS. Sheesh.
 
2014-04-22 03:05:41 PM

namegoeshere: 1) It's FEWER CAMERAS. Sheesh.


megapwnt XD
 
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