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I'm guessing these maybe gang related. Maybe.

So outlaw gangs.

Enact a dress code in these high crime areas and use deadly force to make it happen.

You will see a difference

HawgWild: FDR Jones: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.

No. It just means today and tomorrow are two days.

Here, let's count them together.

1. Today
2. Tomorrow

See? Two days.

Why is this so difficult?!

Congratulations: this is possibly the silliest argument I've seen on Fark in a long time.  Can we fight over why the Hobbits didn't walk to Mordor instead?

fusillade762: HawgWild: FDR Jones: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.

No. It just means today and tomorrow are two days.

Here, let's count them together.

1. Today
2. Tomorrow

See? Two days.

Why is this so difficult?!

Congratulations: this is possibly the silliest argument I've seen on Fark in a long time.  Can we fight over why the Hobbits didn't walk to Mordor instead?

How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin?

fusillade762: Congratulations: this is possibly the silliest argument I've seen on Fark in a long time.

FloridaFarkTag: Gee...maybe if they didn't ban guns...

What an absurd argument. MO was one of the first places to legalize CCW's and yet parts of St. Louis and KC still look like something out of Logan's Run.

Chicago would still be a violent place with or without banning guns.

It sucks to live here sometimes. Whole swaths of the city are neglected. Tiny Dancer (aka F-bomb Rahm) is buying coffee for guys moving a railroad bridge for a bike trail (a worthy enterprise, don't get me wrong) but why isn't he also in a squad cruising Englewood or Little Village and getting a first-hand look at the blood on the sidewalks and meeting with the grieving families? For every one murder that's Darwin-earned (gang-banging associated) there's another one that's an innocent, and a loss to our future. The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak. You wanna be Mayor? BE MAYOR. Get out there, Farker. You're personally worth MILLIONS. Pull a Bloomberg, if you have to. Do SOMETHING. At the very least, act like you pretend like you almost maybe kinda care. Your appointment book of campaign donors can wait a week or two. IMHO, this is slightly more important.

Just so I have the argument correct...  When 9 people are killed and 26 wounded in a mass shooting in a red state: "Can we FINALLY address the problems with too many guns?"  But when it happens over the course of a weekend in a blue state: "Meh."

fusillade762: HawgWild: FDR Jones: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.

No. It just means today and tomorrow are two days.

Here, let's count them together.

1. Today
2. Tomorrow

See? Two days.

Why is this so difficult?!

Congratulations: this is possibly the silliest argument I've seen on Fark in a long time.  Can we fight over why the Hobbits didn't walk to Mordor instead?

Well, it has been established that giant eagles can't even outfly mounted old model orcs enough to give any sort of decent lead. Trying to fly someone into Mordor would just let Sauron know they're coming and be waiting for them.

ourbigdumbmouth: I'm guessing these maybe gang related. Maybe.

So outlaw gangs.

Enact a dress code in these high crime areas and use deadly force to make it happen.

You will see a difference

"Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground" *BLAM* "One down, pants and all."

srhp29: Did the ones who died on Friday come back today?

You, I like you you're not like the other kids in the trailer park :)
/Have fun, take it out for a spin.
//Just a song

FilmBELOH20: When 9 people are killed and 26 wounded in a mass shooting in a red state: "Can we FINALLY address the problems with too many guns?"

Ah hell, did I miss another mass shooting again? They're so hard to keep track.

Mrtraveler01: FilmBELOH20: When 9 people are killed and 26 wounded in a mass shooting in a red state: "Can we FINALLY address the problems with too many guns?"

Ah hell, did I miss another mass shooting again? They're so hard to keep track.

Are 9 dead, when murdered separately, not still considered mass casualties?

FilmBELOH20: Mrtraveler01: FilmBELOH20: When 9 people are killed and 26 wounded in a mass shooting in a red state: "Can we FINALLY address the problems with too many guns?"

Ah hell, did I miss another mass shooting again? They're so hard to keep track.

Are 9 dead, when murdered separately, not still considered mass casualties?

Not when the time-span is an entire weekend.

If they all happened at once at the same location, then yeah. Otherwise no.

Top Geezer: The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak.

West of Western, no. South of Cermak, yes. The south side should be walled off.

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.

Why do you do this? Can't you just comment on something without bringing up politics? Add something useful to a conversation, don't be "that guy".

I know, right? He should know by now that, to be clever on Fark, political attacks need to go the *other* direction.

Internet Meme Rogers: Top Geezer: The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak.

West of Western, no. South of Cermak, yes. The south side should be walled off.

Aaaaaannnd, thank you. Please move back to Northbrook (or Naperville, whatever...), stat. Of course, you can probably afford to replace your puke-soaked shoes. And the bar you just exited in Wrigleyville (oooh, SORRY - Logan Square....!) will gladly (not!) clean up after you.

/big part of the problem, RIGHT THERE

Nina_Hartley's_Ass:

I don't get it, that's basically a population map of the US with some emphasis on chicagoland and the closest few metro areas.

Top Geezer: It sucks to live here sometimes. Whole swaths of the city are neglected. Tiny Dancer (aka F-bomb Rahm) is buying coffee for guys moving a railroad bridge for a bike trail (a worthy enterprise, don't get me wrong) but why isn't he also in a squad cruising Englewood or Little Village and getting a first-hand look at the blood on the sidewalks and meeting with the grieving families? For every one murder that's Darwin-earned (gang-banging associated) there's another one that's an innocent, and a loss to our future. The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak. You wanna be Mayor? BE MAYOR. Get out there, Farker. You're personally worth MILLIONS. Pull a Bloomberg, if you have to. Do SOMETHING. At the very least, act like you pretend like you almost maybe kinda care. Your appointment book of campaign donors can wait a week or two. IMHO, this is slightly more important.

I like and endorse that whole approach. I do take issue with one small point though. The loss of life is horrible, and the innocent loss of life is far worse. However that ratio is a little off. Something like 80% of Chicago homicide victims have an extensive arrest record (The ones shooting are around 90%). The people being shot are, by and large, not innocent angels. Chicago, probably the state and feds too, has a lot of work to do to drive those numbers down and prevent the death of people you are talking about.

clancifer: Notabunny: So the problem is aim?

From what I've read, they just need more guns.

Meh, gun control didn't fix Los Angeles when it turned to shiat in the 80s and early 90s, extremely strong policing, improving economy, and gentrification fixed Los Angeles

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [thedrhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 850x516]

No kidding, who would've thought when you ban gun stores in a city with a gun violence problem without doing anything else to combat the violence problem, guns just come in from elsewhere. That's craziness, Chicago might actually have to consider addressing the causes, poor them, that's hard work!

No need to wall off the south & west sides. Just change the city limits, create unincorporated "Murdertown", and solve your crime stats problem overnight.

violentsalvation: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [thedrhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 850x516]

No kidding, who would've thought when you ban gun stores in a city with a gun violence problem without doing anything else to combat the violence problem, guns just come in from elsewhere. That's craziness, Chicago might actually have to consider addressing the causes, poor them, that's hard work!

They've only got about a month and a half until they need to start allowing gun stores and ranges. Well unless they just want to avoid more lawsuits and checks issued to the plaintiffs.

chewynathan: The end result of slavery in this nations past.

Do you mean the lack of apostrophes (nation's)?

But really: when will these white people stop shooting up the streets?

didir?
Wait... no, I did not.

redmid17: Top Geezer: It sucks to live here sometimes. Whole swaths of the city are neglected. Tiny Dancer (aka F-bomb Rahm) is buying coffee for guys moving a railroad bridge for a bike trail (a worthy enterprise, don't get me wrong) but why isn't he also in a squad cruising Englewood or Little Village and getting a first-hand look at the blood on the sidewalks and meeting with the grieving families? For every one murder that's Darwin-earned (gang-banging associated) there's another one that's an innocent, and a loss to our future. The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak. You wanna be Mayor? BE MAYOR. Get out there, Farker. You're personally worth MILLIONS. Pull a Bloomberg, if you have to. Do SOMETHING. At the very least, act like you pretend like you almost maybe kinda care. Your appointment book of campaign donors can wait a week or two. IMHO, this is slightly more important.

I like and endorse that whole approach. I do take issue with one small point though. The loss of life is horrible, and the innocent loss of life is far worse. However that ratio is a little off. Something like 80% of Chicago homicide victims have an extensive arrest record (The ones shooting are around 90%). The people being shot are, by and large, not innocent angels. Chicago, probably the state and feds too, has a lot of work to do to drive those numbers down and prevent the death of people you are talking about.

The larger point being that the Mayor - who lives in one of the best neighborhoods in the city (Ravenswood) and was voted in by a large majority of north-siders - seems to ignore the south and west sides. At least Daley paid lip-service to the representatives of those areas. RE just plain ignores them, and/or shuts them out. And thus leading by example, the residents of the north side seem to ignore all other areas. "If it bleeds, it leads". But is quickly forgotten.

We are a city as a whole, or we're not.

It's gotten to the point where there are -two- Chicagos, and rarely do the twain meet. That does not bode well for our future. For though unseen, we are dependent on each other.

Mrtraveler01: FloridaFarkTag: Gee...maybe if they didn't ban guns...

What an absurd argument. MO was one of the first places to legalize CCW's ...

ROFLMAO.  It's been less than ten years.

unamused: Mrtraveler01: FloridaFarkTag: Gee...maybe if they didn't ban guns...

What an absurd argument. MO was one of the first places to legalize CCW's ...

ROFLMAO.  It's been less than ten years.

I'm just saying, that adding more guns to the equation doesn't solve anything.

redmid17: violentsalvation: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [thedrhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 850x516]

No kidding, who would've thought when you ban gun stores in a city with a gun violence problem without doing anything else to combat the violence problem, guns just come in from elsewhere. That's craziness, Chicago might actually have to consider addressing the causes, poor them, that's hard work!

They've only got about a month and a half until they need to start allowing gun stores and ranges. Well unless they just want to avoid more lawsuits and checks issued to the plaintiffs.

Good, it won't affect the gun violence problem either way, fighting against law-abiding gun owners has been a pointless distraction from everything else wrong with the city. For too long politicians have shifted the blame and scapegoated guns as a way to avoid addressing the underlying issues.

violentsalvation:  For too long politicians have shifted the blame and scapegoated guns as a way to avoid addressing the underlying issues.

And those issues would be....?

Let's hear it from another born & raised or longtime resident.

Top Geezer: redmid17: Top Geezer: It sucks to live here sometimes. Whole swaths of the city are neglected. Tiny Dancer (aka F-bomb Rahm) is buying coffee for guys moving a railroad bridge for a bike trail (a worthy enterprise, don't get me wrong) but why isn't he also in a squad cruising Englewood or Little Village and getting a first-hand look at the blood on the sidewalks and meeting with the grieving families? For every one murder that's Darwin-earned (gang-banging associated) there's another one that's an innocent, and a loss to our future. The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak. You wanna be Mayor? BE MAYOR. Get out there, Farker. You're personally worth MILLIONS. Pull a Bloomberg, if you have to. Do SOMETHING. At the very least, act like you pretend like you almost maybe kinda care. Your appointment book of campaign donors can wait a week or two. IMHO, this is slightly more important.

I like and endorse that whole approach. I do take issue with one small point though. The loss of life is horrible, and the innocent loss of life is far worse. However that ratio is a little off. Something like 80% of Chicago homicide victims have an extensive arrest record (The ones shooting are around 90%). The people being shot are, by and large, not innocent angels. Chicago, probably the state and feds too, has a lot of work to do to drive those numbers down and prevent the death of people you are talking about.

The larger point being that the Mayor - who lives in one of the best neighborhoods in the city (Ravenswood) and was voted in by a large majority of north-siders - seems to ignore the south and west sides. At least Daley paid lip-service to the representatives of those areas. RE just plain ignores them, and/or shuts them out. And thus leading by example, the residents of the north side seem to ignore all other areas. "If it bleeds, it leads". But is quickly forgotten.

We are a city as a whole, or we're not.

It's gotten to the point where there are -two- Chicago ...

But Rahm despite being just as fiscally reckless as Daley will get voted in easily in 2015 because white Chicagoans love his personality.  Chicagoans are suckers for the whole "tough choices" mantra.  Of course not a single "tough choice" will ever effect anyone north of Roosevelt or east of Western, but still they'll praise him for it.  I'd love to say Chicagoans deserve better, but they prove time and again they don't.

/though I did watch the bridge... it was cool.

/though I did watch the bridge... it was cool."

Well, thank you. That was helpful.

//"...Chicagoans love his personality."  Whaaaat?

Top Geezer: violentsalvation:  For too long politicians have shifted the blame and scapegoated guns as a way to avoid addressing the underlying issues.

And those issues would be....?

Let's hear it from another born & raised or longtime resident.

You're right, I don't live in Chicago, been there once when I was a kid(loved the Museum of Science and Industry). But I see from that map some guns were imported into the city from my native state of Arizona. I don't think the reasons for using the guns in crimes in Chicago were also imported from Arizona or Vermont or Alaska or.... I'm sorry but when the blame is shifted to every other state in the country and everywhere else but Chicago it starts to get a little old for the rest of us too. I'll fully concede that you know more about the problem and how best to fix it than I do, as long as I'm not being blamed for it just because I legally own a gun or two.

Clearly this is because of marijuana.

/loltroll

From TFA: The 20-year-old was shot twice in his face and was self transported to Holy Cross Hospital

Damn, two to the face and you drive yourself to the hospital. That's impressive.

If - as Chuck D said - that rap is the CNN of the hood, then here's a dispatch from the South Side:

"Why you think they don't talk about it? They deserted us here
Where the f*** Matt Lauer at? Somebody get Katie Couric in here
Probably scared of all the refugees; look like we had a fu***n' hurricane here
They'll be shooting whether it's dark or not, I mean the days is pretty dark a lot
Down here, it's easier to find a gun than it is to find a f**king parking spot
No love for the opposition, specifically a cop position
Cause they've never been in our position
Getting violations for the nation, correlating, you dry snitchin'

I know you scared, you should ask us if we scared too
I know you scared... me too
I know you scared, you should ask us if we scared too
If you was there, then we'd just knew you cared too
It just got warm out, this the shiat I've been warned 'bout
I hope that it storm in the morning, I hope that it's pourin' out
I hate crowded beaches, I hate the sound of fireworks
And I ponder what's worse between knowing it's over and dying first
Cause everybody dies in the summer
Wanna say ya goodbyes, tell them while it's spring
I heard everybody's dyin' in the summer
So pray to God for a little more spring
"

AM disc jockey radio voice: "This one goes out to Mayor Emanuel!"

violentsalvation: "...as long as I'm not being blamed for it just because I legally own a gun or two."

You're not being blamed. You're being told to shut the hell up, and butt the hell out. Their is no equivalence between where you currently live and what's going on here.

/apologies, nothing personal (I don't think), but this is pissing me off. I am old and cranky. There is blood on the sidewalks here....and no one gives a shiat.....

Now according to Chicago Police Department math, all these only count as one violent crime since they all occurred over the same weekend.  Which really makes the weekend appear pretty serene when you think of it.

doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

If only they had strict gun laws, that would fix it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate#2012_ c alendar_year_ratios_of_crime_per_100.2C000_population

even with the LIES that the chicago police have done recently, the murder rate in chicago is quite low 20 per 100,000

namatad: doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

Wow...we haven't even cracked the top 20 if measured by murders per 100,000 population. As bad as it was this weekend in Chicago, this kinda puts it in perspective.

/used to live near Belmont and Narragansett in Chicago
//visited Englewood on the south side many times
///even with the violence and gentrification I'll take it over WV any day

even with the LIES that the chicago police have done recently, the murder rate in chicago is quite low 20 per 100,000

Detroit, as is expected, has murder rates that make it sound like a 3rd world country. And Vegas doesn't seem so bad, at only 5.1 per 100k.

HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

Died on Friday, still dead Saturday, rose on Sunday (or since Passover fell on Friday the year Jesus was crucified, and that is a Sabbath, there were two Sabbath days in a row, meaning Jesus's crucifixion took place on Thursday afternoon - a Sabbath starts at sundown the night before - not Friday, and that he rose Saturday. A quibbling detail, but very interesting). In fact, I think it was discovered the stone to the tomb had been moved in the morning, which would put the time between death and resurrection at less than 48 hours.

Exactly. Three days. How is this unclear?

Because normal people don't count "1" until a whole "1" has occured.

Ancient Jews apparently thought differently.

doomjesse: namatad: doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

Wow...we haven't even cracked the top 20 if measured by murders per 100,000 population. As bad as it was this weekend in Chicago, this kinda puts it in perspective.

/used to live near Belmont and Narragansett in Chicago
//visited Englewood on the south side many times
///even with the violence and gentrification I'll take it over WV any day

Using raw numbers is a classic lie with statistics game.
It doesnt mean that something shouldnt be done to reduce murder rates, but it means that "OMG Chicago has so many murders" is just bullshiat.
It is even a more egregious lie when you consider that the murder rate is down for that last 30 years and falling.

/legalize drugs and reduce gun crime. FFS black markets = violent crime.

Sad to say, comes with the territory when the weather warms up. (former south sider, btw). Love my city, but violence comes with the deal,  Gotta worry about my friends back home more than anything.

There will be no tribute with flags and politicians, waxing poetic about freedom

kling_klang_bed: Sad to say, comes with the territory when the weather warms up. (former south sider, btw). Love my city, but violence comes with the deal,  Gotta worry about my friends back home more than anything.

meh
cold = people stay inside
warm = people go outside
hot = outside and bat shiat crazy

welcome to every city in the world that has 4 seasons

What's more amusing that every year we have exactly the same story or two, as if it is news or something new.

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