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(Chicago Trib)   Easter weekend in Chicago sees 26 wounded and 9 dead   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 136
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2014-04-20 08:52:38 PM  
So...Sunday in Chicago.
 
2014-04-20 09:05:22 PM  
So the problem is aim?
 
2014-04-20 09:12:04 PM  
The cubs aren't that bad
 
2014-04-20 09:20:36 PM  

Notabunny: So the problem is aim?


From what I've read, they just need more guns.
 
2014-04-20 09:22:53 PM  
Any of them come back?
 
2014-04-20 09:25:40 PM  
People get shot during holidays and family get-togethers. Film at 11.
 
2014-04-20 09:30:35 PM  
gotta make up for the long, cold winter.
 
2014-04-20 09:33:12 PM  

fusillade762: Any of them come back?


Not yet. But it's a bit early for the November elections.
 
2014-04-20 09:33:18 PM  
Their oughta be  a law.....
 
2014-04-20 09:39:14 PM  

fusillade762: Any of them come back?


We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.
 
2014-04-20 09:40:30 PM  

HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.


It's actually two.
 
2014-04-20 09:42:44 PM  
average murder rate in chicago is 1.5 a day
weekend is 3 days .... 4.5 murders ...

so the weekend was twice the normal rate ...
meh
 
2014-04-20 09:45:13 PM  

Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.


Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.
 
2014-04-20 09:46:39 PM  
Nice to see there are still things you can count on.
 
2014-04-20 09:53:44 PM  

HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.


Died on Friday, still dead Saturday, rose on Sunday (or since Passover fell on Friday the year Jesus was crucified, and that is a Sabbath, there were two Sabbath days in a row, meaning Jesus's crucifixion took place on Thursday afternoon - a Sabbath starts at sundown the night before - not Friday, and that he rose Saturday. A quibbling detail, but very interesting). In fact, I think it was discovered the stone to the tomb had been moved in the morning, which would put the time between death and resurrection at less than 48 hours.
 
2014-04-20 10:03:47 PM  
Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

/followed by Bloody Monday, Bloody Tuesday...
 
2014-04-20 10:23:47 PM  

Nabb1: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

Died on Friday, still dead Saturday, rose on Sunday (or since Passover fell on Friday the year Jesus was crucified, and that is a Sabbath, there were two Sabbath days in a row, meaning Jesus's crucifixion took place on Thursday afternoon - a Sabbath starts at sundown the night before - not Friday, and that he rose Saturday. A quibbling detail, but very interesting). In fact, I think it was discovered the stone to the tomb had been moved in the morning, which would put the time between death and resurrection at less than 48 hours.


Exactly. Three days. How is this unclear?
 
2014-04-20 10:49:45 PM  

HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

Died on Friday, still dead Saturday, rose on Sunday (or since Passover fell on Friday the year Jesus was crucified, and that is a Sabbath, there were two Sabbath days in a row, meaning Jesus's crucifixion took place on Thursday afternoon - a Sabbath starts at sundown the night before - not Friday, and that he rose Saturday. A quibbling detail, but very interesting). In fact, I think it was discovered the stone to the tomb had been moved in the morning, which would put the time between death and resurrection at less than 48 hours.

Exactly. Three days. How is this unclear?


Here's a fun fact: In old English, depending upon where it landed, the word "day" comes from Old English "dæġ". When pluralized it became "Dagas" and pronounced with a hard "g" instead of the soft "ġ" ("ġ" shifted into Modern English "y").
 
2014-04-20 11:14:11 PM  
Not enough.
 
2014-04-20 11:14:41 PM  
Thanks Jesus.
 
2014-04-20 11:14:59 PM  
To be fair, the weather was real nice this weekend.
 
2014-04-20 11:15:36 PM  
Weekend seemed warmer than that. Expected 40's/teens at the least.
 
2014-04-20 11:16:09 PM  
I blame Seabrook.
 
2014-04-20 11:17:00 PM  

OregonVet: Their oughta be  a law.....


Yeah, about that...
 
2014-04-20 11:20:49 PM  
And to think, these are the cooked book numbers the Mayor and Police Chief release to make us feel that things are not as bad as they really are.
 
2014-04-20 11:22:13 PM  
... and I thought my Chicago family gathering this weekend was awkward.   On a serious note, I've been living in and around Chicago most of my life and the whole rise in violence when the weather finally improves is really damn depressing.  It happens every year and it doesn't make it suck any less.  Chance The Rapper's song "Dear Chicago Summer" sums it up in all of its horrible glory.  Ugh.
 
2014-04-20 11:23:04 PM  
and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.
 
2014-04-20 11:23:58 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I blame Seabrook.


Shouldn't they be glowing then?
 
2014-04-20 11:25:22 PM  
The end result of slavery in this nations past.
 
2014-04-20 11:25:35 PM  

Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.


... and I would like to invite you to go fark yourself.  This has nothing to do with politics.
 
2014-04-20 11:26:11 PM  

HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.


So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.
 
2014-04-20 11:26:50 PM  

Ikam: Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.

... and I would like to invite you to go fark yourself.  This has nothing to do with politics.


Glad I refreshed. About to post the exact same thing.
 
2014-04-20 11:27:35 PM  
I'm guessing the Easter Bunny did it.
 
2014-04-20 11:27:41 PM  
So a much higher body count than the latest incident at Fort Hood. When does President Obama come on TV to address the concerns of the nation?
 
2014-04-20 11:28:00 PM  
That's Life is da city fo' y'all. So 'hood, so right. so deadly!
 
2014-04-20 11:28:01 PM  
Thank God for their overly restrictive gun laws or there may be real violence in the streets.

/I'm so glad the left are keeping us safe.
 
2014-04-20 11:29:35 PM  
Did the ones who died on Friday come back today?
 
2014-04-20 11:29:36 PM  

Ikam: Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.

... and I would like to invite you to go fark yourself.  This has nothing to do with politics.


But it does. It does indeed.  The 2nd Amendment is more or less a political line issue anymore.
 
2014-04-20 11:32:04 PM  

SpdrJay: I'm guessing the Easter Bunny did it.


Hippity hoppity all the way.
 
2014-04-20 11:34:58 PM  
I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.
 
2014-04-20 11:36:36 PM  

HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.


Five, sir.
 
2014-04-20 11:38:25 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Thank God for their overly restrictive gun laws or there may be real violence in the streets.

/I'm so glad the left are keeping us safe.


I'm so sorry that you're upset, now please show us on the doll where the liberal touched you.
 
2014-04-20 11:39:52 PM  

FDR Jones: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.


No. It just means today and tomorrow are two days.

Here, let's count them together.

1. Today
2. Tomorrow

See? Two days.

Why is this so difficult?!
 
2014-04-20 11:39:55 PM  

Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.


Why do you do this? Can't you just comment on something without bringing up politics? Add something useful to a conversation, don't be "that guy".
 
2014-04-20 11:41:02 PM  
Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.
 
2014-04-20 11:42:10 PM  
Gee...maybe if they didn't ban guns...
 
2014-04-20 11:43:23 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Thank God for their overly restrictive gun laws or there may be real violence in the streets.

/I'm so glad the left are keeping us safe.


I'm so glad the right are celebrating dead children in blue states.
 
2014-04-20 11:43:34 PM  

fusillade762: Any of them come back?


Just Jesus, but only because he forgot his rake.
 
2014-04-20 11:44:43 PM  
So is it an Easter miracle?
/Could have been hire that god Christians worship is pretty big on helping to slaughter cities and countries and once he flooded the world because that free will thing wasn't working out but , no probs his plan, LOL.
 
2014-04-20 11:46:12 PM  
This has got to please the right.  They have this weird boner over Chicago violence.
 
2014-04-20 11:47:28 PM  
I'm guessing these maybe gang related. Maybe.

So outlaw gangs.

Enact a dress code in these high crime areas and use deadly force to make it happen.

You will see a difference
 
2014-04-20 11:47:36 PM  

HawgWild: FDR Jones: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.

No. It just means today and tomorrow are two days.

Here, let's count them together.

1. Today
2. Tomorrow

See? Two days.

Why is this so difficult?!


Congratulations: this is possibly the silliest argument I've seen on Fark in a long time.  Can we fight over why the Hobbits didn't walk to Mordor instead?
 
2014-04-20 11:52:33 PM  

fusillade762: HawgWild: FDR Jones: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.

No. It just means today and tomorrow are two days.

Here, let's count them together.

1. Today
2. Tomorrow

See? Two days.

Why is this so difficult?!

Congratulations: this is possibly the silliest argument I've seen on Fark in a long time.  Can we fight over why the Hobbits didn't walk to Mordor instead?


How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin?
 
2014-04-20 11:53:01 PM  

fusillade762: Congratulations: this is possibly the silliest argument I've seen on Fark in a long time.


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-20 11:54:24 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Gee...maybe if they didn't ban guns...


What an absurd argument. MO was one of the first places to legalize CCW's and yet parts of St. Louis and KC still look like something out of Logan's Run.

Chicago would still be a violent place with or without banning guns.
 
2014-04-20 11:55:36 PM  
It sucks to live here sometimes. Whole swaths of the city are neglected. Tiny Dancer (aka F-bomb Rahm) is buying coffee for guys moving a railroad bridge for a bike trail (a worthy enterprise, don't get me wrong) but why isn't he also in a squad cruising Englewood or Little Village and getting a first-hand look at the blood on the sidewalks and meeting with the grieving families? For every one murder that's Darwin-earned (gang-banging associated) there's another one that's an innocent, and a loss to our future. The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak. You wanna be Mayor? BE MAYOR. Get out there, Farker. You're personally worth MILLIONS. Pull a Bloomberg, if you have to. Do SOMETHING. At the very least, act like you pretend like you almost maybe kinda care. Your appointment book of campaign donors can wait a week or two. IMHO, this is slightly more important.
 
2014-04-20 11:55:40 PM  
Just so I have the argument correct...  When 9 people are killed and 26 wounded in a mass shooting in a red state: "Can we FINALLY address the problems with too many guns?"  But when it happens over the course of a weekend in a blue state: "Meh."
 
2014-04-20 11:57:46 PM  

fusillade762: HawgWild: FDR Jones: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.

No. It just means today and tomorrow are two days.

Here, let's count them together.

1. Today
2. Tomorrow

See? Two days.

Why is this so difficult?!

Congratulations: this is possibly the silliest argument I've seen on Fark in a long time.  Can we fight over why the Hobbits didn't walk to Mordor instead?


Well, it has been established that giant eagles can't even outfly mounted old model orcs enough to give any sort of decent lead. Trying to fly someone into Mordor would just let Sauron know they're coming and be waiting for them.
 
2014-04-20 11:59:14 PM  

ourbigdumbmouth: I'm guessing these maybe gang related. Maybe.

So outlaw gangs.

Enact a dress code in these high crime areas and use deadly force to make it happen.

You will see a difference


"Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground" *BLAM* "One down, pants and all."
 
2014-04-21 12:00:25 AM  

srhp29: Did the ones who died on Friday come back today?


You, I like you you're not like the other kids in the trailer park :)
/Have fun, take it out for a spin.
//Just a song
 
2014-04-21 12:00:44 AM  

FilmBELOH20: When 9 people are killed and 26 wounded in a mass shooting in a red state: "Can we FINALLY address the problems with too many guns?"


Ah hell, did I miss another mass shooting again? They're so hard to keep track.
 
2014-04-21 12:07:55 AM  

Mrtraveler01: FilmBELOH20: When 9 people are killed and 26 wounded in a mass shooting in a red state: "Can we FINALLY address the problems with too many guns?"

Ah hell, did I miss another mass shooting again? They're so hard to keep track.


Are 9 dead, when murdered separately, not still considered mass casualties?
 
2014-04-21 12:10:01 AM  

FilmBELOH20: Mrtraveler01: FilmBELOH20: When 9 people are killed and 26 wounded in a mass shooting in a red state: "Can we FINALLY address the problems with too many guns?"

Ah hell, did I miss another mass shooting again? They're so hard to keep track.

Are 9 dead, when murdered separately, not still considered mass casualties?


Not when the time-span is an entire weekend.

If they all happened at once at the same location, then yeah. Otherwise no.
 
2014-04-21 12:10:39 AM  
thedrhiphop.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-21 12:11:11 AM  
Herpadoo Fartbongo
 
2014-04-21 12:12:20 AM  

Top Geezer: The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak.


West of Western, no. South of Cermak, yes. The south side should be walled off.
 
2014-04-21 12:16:34 AM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.

Why do you do this? Can't you just comment on something without bringing up politics? Add something useful to a conversation, don't be "that guy".


I know, right? He should know by now that, to be clever on Fark, political attacks need to go the *other* direction.
 
2014-04-21 12:20:55 AM  
Faster, please
 
2014-04-21 12:22:24 AM  

Internet Meme Rogers: Top Geezer: The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak.

West of Western, no. South of Cermak, yes. The south side should be walled off.


Aaaaaannnd, thank you. Please move back to Northbrook (or Naperville, whatever...), stat. Of course, you can probably afford to replace your puke-soaked shoes. And the bar you just exited in Wrigleyville (oooh, SORRY - Logan Square....!) will gladly (not!) clean up after you.

/big part of the problem, RIGHT THERE
 
2014-04-21 12:23:14 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass:


I don't get it, that's basically a population map of the US with some emphasis on chicagoland and the closest few metro areas.
 
2014-04-21 12:23:49 AM  

Top Geezer: It sucks to live here sometimes. Whole swaths of the city are neglected. Tiny Dancer (aka F-bomb Rahm) is buying coffee for guys moving a railroad bridge for a bike trail (a worthy enterprise, don't get me wrong) but why isn't he also in a squad cruising Englewood or Little Village and getting a first-hand look at the blood on the sidewalks and meeting with the grieving families? For every one murder that's Darwin-earned (gang-banging associated) there's another one that's an innocent, and a loss to our future. The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak. You wanna be Mayor? BE MAYOR. Get out there, Farker. You're personally worth MILLIONS. Pull a Bloomberg, if you have to. Do SOMETHING. At the very least, act like you pretend like you almost maybe kinda care. Your appointment book of campaign donors can wait a week or two. IMHO, this is slightly more important.


I like and endorse that whole approach. I do take issue with one small point though. The loss of life is horrible, and the innocent loss of life is far worse. However that ratio is a little off. Something like 80% of Chicago homicide victims have an extensive arrest record (The ones shooting are around 90%). The people being shot are, by and large, not innocent angels. Chicago, probably the state and feds too, has a lot of work to do to drive those numbers down and prevent the death of people you are talking about.
 
2014-04-21 12:25:41 AM  

clancifer: Notabunny: So the problem is aim?

From what I've read, they just need more guns.


Meh, gun control didn't fix Los Angeles when it turned to shiat in the 80s and early 90s, extremely strong policing, improving economy, and gentrification fixed Los Angeles
 
2014-04-21 12:27:28 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [thedrhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 850x516]


No kidding, who would've thought when you ban gun stores in a city with a gun violence problem without doing anything else to combat the violence problem, guns just come in from elsewhere. That's craziness, Chicago might actually have to consider addressing the causes, poor them, that's hard work!
 
2014-04-21 12:31:30 AM  
No need to wall off the south & west sides. Just change the city limits, create unincorporated "Murdertown", and solve your crime stats problem overnight.
 
2014-04-21 12:37:42 AM  

violentsalvation: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [thedrhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 850x516]

No kidding, who would've thought when you ban gun stores in a city with a gun violence problem without doing anything else to combat the violence problem, guns just come in from elsewhere. That's craziness, Chicago might actually have to consider addressing the causes, poor them, that's hard work!


They've only got about a month and a half until they need to start allowing gun stores and ranges. Well unless they just want to avoid more lawsuits and checks issued to the plaintiffs.
 
2014-04-21 12:41:09 AM  

chewynathan: The end result of slavery in this nations past.


Do you mean the lack of apostrophes (nation's)?

But really: when will these white people stop shooting up the streets?

didir?
Wait... no, I did not.
 
2014-04-21 12:43:05 AM  

redmid17: Top Geezer: It sucks to live here sometimes. Whole swaths of the city are neglected. Tiny Dancer (aka F-bomb Rahm) is buying coffee for guys moving a railroad bridge for a bike trail (a worthy enterprise, don't get me wrong) but why isn't he also in a squad cruising Englewood or Little Village and getting a first-hand look at the blood on the sidewalks and meeting with the grieving families? For every one murder that's Darwin-earned (gang-banging associated) there's another one that's an innocent, and a loss to our future. The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak. You wanna be Mayor? BE MAYOR. Get out there, Farker. You're personally worth MILLIONS. Pull a Bloomberg, if you have to. Do SOMETHING. At the very least, act like you pretend like you almost maybe kinda care. Your appointment book of campaign donors can wait a week or two. IMHO, this is slightly more important.

I like and endorse that whole approach. I do take issue with one small point though. The loss of life is horrible, and the innocent loss of life is far worse. However that ratio is a little off. Something like 80% of Chicago homicide victims have an extensive arrest record (The ones shooting are around 90%). The people being shot are, by and large, not innocent angels. Chicago, probably the state and feds too, has a lot of work to do to drive those numbers down and prevent the death of people you are talking about.


The larger point being that the Mayor - who lives in one of the best neighborhoods in the city (Ravenswood) and was voted in by a large majority of north-siders - seems to ignore the south and west sides. At least Daley paid lip-service to the representatives of those areas. RE just plain ignores them, and/or shuts them out. And thus leading by example, the residents of the north side seem to ignore all other areas. "If it bleeds, it leads". But is quickly forgotten.

We are a city as a whole, or we're not.

It's gotten to the point where there are -two- Chicagos, and rarely do the twain meet. That does not bode well for our future. For though unseen, we are dependent on each other.
 
2014-04-21 12:45:51 AM  

Mrtraveler01: FloridaFarkTag: Gee...maybe if they didn't ban guns...

What an absurd argument. MO was one of the first places to legalize CCW's ...


ROFLMAO.  It's been less than ten years.
 
2014-04-21 12:49:54 AM  

unamused: Mrtraveler01: FloridaFarkTag: Gee...maybe if they didn't ban guns...

What an absurd argument. MO was one of the first places to legalize CCW's ...

ROFLMAO.  It's been less than ten years.


I'm just saying, that adding more guns to the equation doesn't solve anything.
 
2014-04-21 01:12:42 AM  

redmid17: violentsalvation: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [thedrhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 850x516]

No kidding, who would've thought when you ban gun stores in a city with a gun violence problem without doing anything else to combat the violence problem, guns just come in from elsewhere. That's craziness, Chicago might actually have to consider addressing the causes, poor them, that's hard work!

They've only got about a month and a half until they need to start allowing gun stores and ranges. Well unless they just want to avoid more lawsuits and checks issued to the plaintiffs.


Good, it won't affect the gun violence problem either way, fighting against law-abiding gun owners has been a pointless distraction from everything else wrong with the city. For too long politicians have shifted the blame and scapegoated guns as a way to avoid addressing the underlying issues.
 
2014-04-21 01:18:03 AM  
violentsalvation:  For too long politicians have shifted the blame and scapegoated guns as a way to avoid addressing the underlying issues.

And those issues would be....?

Let's hear it from another born & raised or longtime resident.
 
2014-04-21 01:22:10 AM  

Top Geezer: redmid17: Top Geezer: It sucks to live here sometimes. Whole swaths of the city are neglected. Tiny Dancer (aka F-bomb Rahm) is buying coffee for guys moving a railroad bridge for a bike trail (a worthy enterprise, don't get me wrong) but why isn't he also in a squad cruising Englewood or Little Village and getting a first-hand look at the blood on the sidewalks and meeting with the grieving families? For every one murder that's Darwin-earned (gang-banging associated) there's another one that's an innocent, and a loss to our future. The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak. You wanna be Mayor? BE MAYOR. Get out there, Farker. You're personally worth MILLIONS. Pull a Bloomberg, if you have to. Do SOMETHING. At the very least, act like you pretend like you almost maybe kinda care. Your appointment book of campaign donors can wait a week or two. IMHO, this is slightly more important.

I like and endorse that whole approach. I do take issue with one small point though. The loss of life is horrible, and the innocent loss of life is far worse. However that ratio is a little off. Something like 80% of Chicago homicide victims have an extensive arrest record (The ones shooting are around 90%). The people being shot are, by and large, not innocent angels. Chicago, probably the state and feds too, has a lot of work to do to drive those numbers down and prevent the death of people you are talking about.

The larger point being that the Mayor - who lives in one of the best neighborhoods in the city (Ravenswood) and was voted in by a large majority of north-siders - seems to ignore the south and west sides. At least Daley paid lip-service to the representatives of those areas. RE just plain ignores them, and/or shuts them out. And thus leading by example, the residents of the north side seem to ignore all other areas. "If it bleeds, it leads". But is quickly forgotten.

We are a city as a whole, or we're not.

It's gotten to the point where there are -two- Chicago ...


But Rahm despite being just as fiscally reckless as Daley will get voted in easily in 2015 because white Chicagoans love his personality.  Chicagoans are suckers for the whole "tough choices" mantra.  Of course not a single "tough choice" will ever effect anyone north of Roosevelt or east of Western, but still they'll praise him for it.  I'd love to say Chicagoans deserve better, but they prove time and again they don't.

/though I did watch the bridge... it was cool.
 
2014-04-21 01:33:00 AM  
/though I did watch the bridge... it was cool."


Well, thank you. That was helpful.

/NINE DEAD. OUTRAGE, WHAR....?!
//"...Chicagoans love his personality."  Whaaaat?
 
2014-04-21 01:35:37 AM  

Top Geezer: violentsalvation:  For too long politicians have shifted the blame and scapegoated guns as a way to avoid addressing the underlying issues.

And those issues would be....?

Let's hear it from another born & raised or longtime resident.


You're right, I don't live in Chicago, been there once when I was a kid(loved the Museum of Science and Industry). But I see from that map some guns were imported into the city from my native state of Arizona. I don't think the reasons for using the guns in crimes in Chicago were also imported from Arizona or Vermont or Alaska or.... I'm sorry but when the blame is shifted to every other state in the country and everywhere else but Chicago it starts to get a little old for the rest of us too. I'll fully concede that you know more about the problem and how best to fix it than I do, as long as I'm not being blamed for it just because I legally own a gun or two.
 
2014-04-21 01:42:03 AM  
Clearly this is because of marijuana.

/loltroll
 
2014-04-21 01:44:31 AM  
From TFA: The 20-year-old was shot twice in his face and was self transported to Holy Cross Hospital

Damn, two to the face and you drive yourself to the hospital. That's impressive.
 
2014-04-21 01:51:10 AM  
If - as Chuck D said - that rap is the CNN of the hood, then here's a dispatch from the South Side:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3eZQigvsI&feature=kp

"Why you think they don't talk about it? They deserted us here
Where the f*** Matt Lauer at? Somebody get Katie Couric in here
Probably scared of all the refugees; look like we had a fu***n' hurricane here
They'll be shooting whether it's dark or not, I mean the days is pretty dark a lot
Down here, it's easier to find a gun than it is to find a f**king parking spot
No love for the opposition, specifically a cop position
Cause they've never been in our position
Getting violations for the nation, correlating, you dry snitchin'

I know you scared, you should ask us if we scared too
I know you scared... me too
I know you scared, you should ask us if we scared too
If you was there, then we'd just knew you cared too
It just got warm out, this the shiat I've been warned 'bout
I hope that it storm in the morning, I hope that it's pourin' out
I hate crowded beaches, I hate the sound of fireworks
And I ponder what's worse between knowing it's over and dying first
Cause everybody dies in the summer
Wanna say ya goodbyes, tell them while it's spring
I heard everybody's dyin' in the summer
So pray to God for a little more spring
"

AM disc jockey radio voice: "This one goes out to Mayor Emanuel!"
 
2014-04-21 02:00:02 AM  
violentsalvation: "...as long as I'm not being blamed for it just because I legally own a gun or two."

You're not being blamed. You're being told to shut the hell up, and butt the hell out. Their is no equivalence between where you currently live and what's going on here.

/apologies, nothing personal (I don't think), but this is pissing me off. I am old and cranky. There is blood on the sidewalks here....and no one gives a shiat.....
 
2014-04-21 02:01:42 AM  
Now according to Chicago Police Department math, all these only count as one violent crime since they all occurred over the same weekend.  Which really makes the weekend appear pretty serene when you think of it.
 
2014-04-21 02:07:55 AM  

doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate
 
2014-04-21 02:09:13 AM  
If only they had strict gun laws, that would fix it!
 
2014-04-21 02:30:27 AM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate#2012_ c alendar_year_ratios_of_crime_per_100.2C000_population

even with the LIES that the chicago police have done recently, the murder rate in chicago is quite low 20 per 100,000
 
2014-04-21 02:33:26 AM  

namatad: doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate


Wow...we haven't even cracked the top 20 if measured by murders per 100,000 population. As bad as it was this weekend in Chicago, this kinda puts it in perspective.

/used to live near Belmont and Narragansett in Chicago
//visited Englewood on the south side many times
///even with the violence and gentrification I'll take it over WV any day
 
2014-04-21 02:39:13 AM  

namatad: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate#2012_ c alendar_year_ratios_of_crime_per_100.2C000_population

even with the LIES that the chicago police have done recently, the murder rate in chicago is quite low 20 per 100,000


Detroit, as is expected, has murder rates that make it sound like a 3rd world country. And Vegas doesn't seem so bad, at only 5.1 per 100k.
 
2014-04-21 02:52:31 AM  

HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

Died on Friday, still dead Saturday, rose on Sunday (or since Passover fell on Friday the year Jesus was crucified, and that is a Sabbath, there were two Sabbath days in a row, meaning Jesus's crucifixion took place on Thursday afternoon - a Sabbath starts at sundown the night before - not Friday, and that he rose Saturday. A quibbling detail, but very interesting). In fact, I think it was discovered the stone to the tomb had been moved in the morning, which would put the time between death and resurrection at less than 48 hours.

Exactly. Three days. How is this unclear?


Because normal people don't count "1" until a whole "1" has occured.

Ancient Jews apparently thought differently.
 
2014-04-21 02:58:29 AM  

doomjesse: namatad: doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

Wow...we haven't even cracked the top 20 if measured by murders per 100,000 population. As bad as it was this weekend in Chicago, this kinda puts it in perspective.

/used to live near Belmont and Narragansett in Chicago
//visited Englewood on the south side many times
///even with the violence and gentrification I'll take it over WV any day


Using raw numbers is a classic lie with statistics game.
It doesnt mean that something shouldnt be done to reduce murder rates, but it means that "OMG Chicago has so many murders" is just bullshiat.
It is even a more egregious lie when you consider that the murder rate is down for that last 30 years and falling. 

/legalize drugs and reduce gun crime. FFS black markets = violent crime.
 
2014-04-21 02:59:58 AM  
Sad to say, comes with the territory when the weather warms up. (former south sider, btw). Love my city, but violence comes with the deal,  Gotta worry about my friends back home more than anything.
 
2014-04-21 03:02:08 AM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-04-21 03:04:44 AM  
There will be no tribute with flags and politicians, waxing poetic about freedom
 
2014-04-21 03:05:03 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Sad to say, comes with the territory when the weather warms up. (former south sider, btw). Love my city, but violence comes with the deal,  Gotta worry about my friends back home more than anything.


meh
cold = people stay inside
warm = people go outside
hot = outside and bat shiat crazy

welcome to every city in the world that has 4 seasons

What's more amusing that every year we have exactly the same story or two, as if it is news or something new.
 
2014-04-21 03:08:04 AM  
It's Eostre... Or Ostara. `Damned Christians had to go and steal every holiday.
 
2014-04-21 03:13:39 AM  

Nix Nightbird: It's Eostre... Or Ostara. `Damned Christians had to go and steal every holiday.


assimilate or die
 
2014-04-21 03:21:43 AM  

namatad: It is even a more egregious lie when you consider that the murder rate is down for that last 30 years and falling.


Also if you look at the nature of the murders that paints a still different picture. Like 2 of the 9 dead this weekend were due to a murder suicide which involved a county corrections officer and his Chicago police officer wife. That has zero bearing on the safety of Chicago as a city.
 
2014-04-21 03:23:30 AM  

namatad: doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate


So New Orleans is the murder capital of America now? Huh.
 
2014-04-21 03:33:56 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

Died on Friday, still dead Saturday, rose on Sunday (or since Passover fell on Friday the year Jesus was crucified, and that is a Sabbath, there were two Sabbath days in a row, meaning Jesus's crucifixion took place on Thursday afternoon - a Sabbath starts at sundown the night before - not Friday, and that he rose Saturday. A quibbling detail, but very interesting). In fact, I think it was discovered the stone to the tomb had been moved in the morning, which would put the time between death and resurrection at less than 48 hours.

Exactly. Three days. How is this unclear?

Because normal people don't count "1" until a whole "1" has occured.

Ancient Jews apparently thought differently.


I think it's somewhere between 1.5 days and 2.5 days at most. Certainly less than 3 full days.

And I'm also sure that magic did not make him "rise". That's BS. He just needed a long rest.
 
2014-04-21 03:36:19 AM  

namatad: doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate


Damn, Mexico, you scary.
 
2014-04-21 03:41:05 AM  

Precision Boobery: namatad: doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

Damn, Mexico, you scary.


Yay drug war!
 
2014-04-21 05:08:54 AM  

doomjesse: namatad: doomjesse: I'd love to see a comparison of number of deaths in Chicago on given weekend compared to Iraq, Afghanistan, or even Rio de Janeiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate

Wow...we haven't even cracked the top 20 if measured by murders per 100,000 population. As bad as it was this weekend in Chicago, this kinda puts it in perspective.

/used to live near Belmont and Narragansett in Chicago
//visited Englewood on the south side many times
///even with the violence and gentrification I'll take it over WV any day


I'd love to see it cross-referenced with police spending/taxation though.
 
2014-04-21 05:43:44 AM  

Ikam: ... and I thought my Chicago family gathering this weekend was awkward.   On a serious note, I've been living in and around Chicago most of my life and the whole rise in violence when the weather finally improves is really damn depressing.  It happens every year and it doesn't make it suck any less.  Chance The Rapper's song "Dear Chicago Summer" sums it up in all of its horrible glory.  Ugh.


So does it even out with other cities because no one's getting murdered when it's cold out? Per capita it doesn't look that bad on this chart
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate#2012 _c alendar_year_ratios_of_crime_per_100.2C000_population
 
2014-04-21 06:41:07 AM  

Ikam: Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.

... and I would like to invite you to go fark yourself.  This has nothing to do with politics.


Are you new here? All threads devolve into political debates.
 
2014-04-21 06:45:31 AM  
Is this a good place to point out that we have about 40 murders by gun per year in the UK, and about 30 times the population of Chicago. Also strict gun control. Hooray.
 
2014-04-21 06:54:15 AM  
Must be all those white power types the SPLC keeps trying to scare me with, apparently they are the biggest danger to minorities, not other minorities as the FBI would have you believe.
 
2014-04-21 07:03:55 AM  

Top Geezer: violentsalvation: "...as long as I'm not being blamed for it just because I legally own a gun or two."

You're not being blamed. You're being told to shut the hell up, and butt the hell out. Their is no equivalence between where you currently live and what's going on here.

/apologies, nothing personal (I don't think), but this is pissing me off. I am old and cranky. There is blood on the sidewalks here....and no one gives a shiat.....


If you aren't out protesting in the street them you can STF up and stop being part of the problem as well.
 
2014-04-21 07:05:38 AM  

jaybeezey: Must be all those white power types the SPLC keeps trying to scare me with, apparently they are the biggest danger to minorities, not other minorities as the FBI would have you believe.


Derp.  Yep, that's how they say it too... "these people are the biggest danger to minorities."

them minorities are always gettin' themselves in danger, I tell you what.

say when's your next Klan meetin'?
 
2014-04-21 07:35:39 AM  

Ikam: Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.

... and I would like to invite you to go fark yourself.  This has nothing to do with politics.


If I may add without intruding too much, I'd recommend the instrument of choice be an non-sanded and unfinished Louisville Slugger wrapped in rusty razor concertina wire.
 
2014-04-21 07:49:44 AM  

Brick-House: and I would like to point out that this is what results when big cities are run exclusively by democrats for 40 years or more.


And over 4400 dead and 32000 wounded is what you get when a big war is started by and run for only 8 years by Republicans. (Iraq)
 
2014-04-21 08:32:39 AM  
I have no doubt Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will get to the bottom of this and make some speeches blaming George Bush.  That should fix things......
 
2014-04-21 08:35:10 AM  

jaybeezey: Must be all those white power types the SPLC keeps trying to scare me with, apparently they are the biggest danger to minorities, not other minorities as the FBI would have you believe.


If they didn't exist, they would have to be created, just because.
 
2014-04-21 08:36:46 AM  
If we could stop gang-bangers from whacking each other with more laws, that would be a good thing how?
 
2014-04-21 08:50:31 AM  

orbister: Is this a good place to point out that we have about 40 murders by gun per year in the UK, and about 30 times the population of Chicago. Also strict gun control. Hooray.


Puerto Rico also has a strict gun law, but the murder rate is astronomical. Same is true in Jamaica, Mexico, and a number of other top contenders on the per-capita list.  The US mainland murder rate is upticked by areas which also happen to have gun restrictions.You can own guns in Canada, and it barely scored above the UK. Switzerland came in lower, and they make you take a military grade machine gun home.

So what gives?


I think it would be more accurate to say that it isn't gun control that brings about the big changes. There's alot more to do with the economy, the culture, immigration rates, educational levels, how much gets spent on infrastructure, the local police, corruption in government, nearby warzones, and so on...

So you take the UK which has high education, a strong police force, lots of money to go around and well kept streets in a relatively well to do part of the world.  Oddly enough (like Canada, Switzerland, and other first world areas) the crime rate is low.
You go to the South America and the rates are high.  The economies generally suck, education is poor, there's lots of corruption and the few cops you have can't even access half of their patrol area in a timely fashion.

The problem is that our politicians see the UK's gun control model and get stuck on its stupidity.  Not realizing that you could sprinkle guns all over England and the crime rate wouldn't change.
Then they come to the voters here and, like a bad mechanic, offer to refill the headlight fluid to get rid of that knocking noise in our engine.
Then we waste our time trying to figure out why its not working. Not realizing that you'd have gotten more of a crime reduction by fixing a few roads and properly staffing the schools.
 
2014-04-21 08:51:04 AM  
I only feel bad when an innocent bystander gets hit. Gang on gang violence? No farks given.
 
2014-04-21 10:32:38 AM  

orbister: Is this a good place to point out that we have about 40 murders by gun per year in the UK, and about 30 times the population of Chicago. Also strict gun control. Hooray.



its YOUR fault, bloody revolting peasants.
 
2014-04-21 10:33:01 AM  

lazymojo: jaybeezey: Must be all those white power types the SPLC keeps trying to scare me with, apparently they are the biggest danger to minorities, not other minorities as the FBI would have you believe.

Derp.  Yep, that's how they say it too... "these people are the biggest danger to minorities."

them minorities are always gettin' themselves in danger, I tell you what.

say when's your next Klan meetin'?


Are you challenging the claim that the lion's share of gun violence against minorities comes from other members of the same minority?

Because that would be false, and appear that you're just reacting because you think something sounds racist.
 
2014-04-21 10:36:23 AM  

Frank N Stein: I only feel bad when an innocent bystander gets hit. Gang on gang violence? No farks given.


FTA: "One relative said they had said they were not in the gang"

There is no way a teen gang member would lie to an undisclosed relative about their membership status, so you MUST be mistaken.
 
2014-04-21 10:43:57 AM  

Top Geezer: The city doesn't end west of Western or south of Cermak.



it doesn't end, maybe, but it's definitely a bit of a DMZ.
 
2014-04-21 11:50:46 AM  

orbister: Is this a good place to point out that we have about 40 murders by gun per year in the UK, and about 30 times the population of Chicago. Also strict gun control. Hooray.


yawn
look - a lie with statistics

you have about 700 murders a year in the UK, for a murder rate of 1.2 per 100,000.
The US is 4.8 per 100,000. Yes guns are probably the reason that the numbers are much higher in the US.
 
2014-04-21 11:53:07 AM  

Frank N Stein: I only feel bad when an innocent bystander gets hit. Gang on gang violence? No farks given.


THIS THIS and MORE THIS.

The they really need to separate the murder numbers, gang/drug dealer related and the rest of the citizens.
It would be quite interesting to look at the data by victim type.
 
2014-04-21 12:14:14 PM  
See, this is the reason we should resort to a level of military intervention. I know, people will say "no, you're a fascist, that will create a martial law situation...." But the police seem to be way too overburdened to really just eliminate this ongoing gang violence problem. Bring in the military and have them seek and destroy gangs, no mercy, no prisoners. Problem solved.
 
2014-04-21 12:35:02 PM  

way south: orbister: Is this a good place to point out that we have about 40 murders by gun per year in the UK, and about 30 times the population of Chicago. Also strict gun control. Hooray.

Puerto Rico also has a strict gun law, but the murder rate is astronomical. Same is true in Jamaica, Mexico, and a number of other top contenders on the per-capita list.  The US mainland murder rate is upticked by areas which also happen to have gun restrictions.You can own guns in Canada, and it barely scored above the UK. Switzerland came in lower, and they make you take a military grade machine gun home.

So what gives?

I think it would be more accurate to say that it isn't gun control that brings about the big changes. There's alot more to do with the economy, the culture, immigration rates, educational levels, how much gets spent on infrastructure, the local police, corruption in government, nearby warzones, and so on...

So you take the UK which has high education, a strong police force, lots of money to go around and well kept streets in a relatively well to do part of the world.  Oddly enough (like Canada, Switzerland, and other first world areas) the crime rate is low.
You go to the South America and the rates are high.  The economies generally suck, education is poor, there's lots of corruption and the few cops you have can't even access half of their patrol area in a timely fashion.

The problem is that our politicians see the UK's gun control model and get stuck on its stupidity.  Not realizing that you could sprinkle guns all over England and the crime rate wouldn't change.
Then they come to the voters here and, like a bad mechanic, offer to refill the headlight fluid to get rid of that knocking noise in our engine.
Then we waste our time trying to figure out why its not working. Not realizing that you'd have gotten more of a crime reduction by fixing a few roads and properly staffing the schools.


img.fark.net

Headlight fluid?
 
2014-04-21 01:06:08 PM  

HawgWild: FDR Jones: HawgWild: Nabb1: HawgWild: fusillade762: Any of them come back?

We won't know for a few days. Three, if my calculations are correct.

It's actually two.

Today, tomorrow, the next day. Three days.

As you may have noticed, I didn't say 72 hours.

So when someone says two days, they mean tomorrow. Got it.

No. It just means today and tomorrow are two days.

Here, let's count them together.

1. Today
2. Tomorrow

See? Two days.

Why is this so difficult?!


This whole threadshiat is giving me flashbacks to when I worked at Blockbuster years ago.

"It was a two day rental!"
"Yes, Sir. You rented it on Friday, that was the first day. It was due Saturday, that was the second day. You returned it on Sunday, that was the third day, it was late."
 
2014-04-21 01:09:46 PM  
city with the toughest fun control laws in the nation.  How is that working out for you liberals?
 
2014-04-21 01:16:22 PM  

Dirty J1: See, this is the reason we should resort to a level of military intervention. I know, people will say "no, you're a fascist, that will create a martial law situation...." But the police seem to be way too overburdened to really just eliminate this ongoing gang violence problem. Bring in the military and have them seek and destroy gangs, no mercy, no prisoners. Problem solved.


Los Angeles came back from the brink, and LA was much worse than Chicago.  They did it by continually strengthening the police force, gentrifying many shiatty areas, and rolling along the economic train as it ramped up in the mid 90s through the late 00s.  The housing boom had a lot of disadvantages, but one of the advantages was that it helped with improving fringe neighborhoods and the fringe gradually shrunk in on the worst areas.  Gun control really wasn't a significant part of LA's recovery in the post LA riots world
 
2014-04-21 02:41:21 PM  

Top Geezer: If - as Chuck D said - that rap is the CNN of the hood, then here's a dispatch from the South Side:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3eZQigvsI&feature=kp

"Why you think they don't talk about it? They deserted us here
Where the f*** Matt Lauer at? Somebody get Katie Couric in here
Probably scared of all the refugees; look like we had a fu***n' hurricane here
They'll be shooting whether it's dark or not, I mean the days is pretty dark a lot
Down here, it's easier to find a gun than it is to find a f**king parking spot
No love for the opposition, specifically a cop position
Cause they've never been in our position
Getting violations for the nation, correlating, you dry snitchin'

I know you scared, you should ask us if we scared too
I know you scared... me too
I know you scared, you should ask us if we scared too
If you was there, then we'd just knew you cared too
It just got warm out, this the shiat I've been warned 'bout
I hope that it storm in the morning, I hope that it's pourin' out
I hate crowded beaches, I hate the sound of fireworks
And I ponder what's worse between knowing it's over and dying first
Cause everybody dies in the summer
Wanna say ya goodbyes, tell them while it's spring
I heard everybody's dyin' in the summer
So pray to God for a little more spring"

AM disc jockey radio voice: "This one goes out to Mayor Emanuel!"


Except you won't get that kind of thoughtful analysis from CNN. Srsly.
 
2014-04-21 02:58:20 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: way south: orbister: Is this a good place to point out that we have about 40 murders by gun per year in the UK, and about 30 times the population of Chicago. Also strict gun control. Hooray.

Puerto Rico also has a strict gun law, but the murder rate is astronomical. Same is true in Jamaica, Mexico, and a number of other top contenders on the per-capita list.  The US mainland murder rate is upticked by areas which also happen to have gun restrictions.You can own guns in Canada, and it barely scored above the UK. Switzerland came in lower, and they make you take a military grade machine gun home.

So what gives?

I think it would be more accurate to say that it isn't gun control that brings about the big changes. There's alot more to do with the economy, the culture, immigration rates, educational levels, how much gets spent on infrastructure, the local police, corruption in government, nearby warzones, and so on...

So you take the UK which has high education, a strong police force, lots of money to go around and well kept streets in a relatively well to do part of the world.  Oddly enough (like Canada, Switzerland, and other first world areas) the crime rate is low.
You go to the South America and the rates are high.  The economies generally suck, education is poor, there's lots of corruption and the few cops you have can't even access half of their patrol area in a timely fashion.

The problem is that our politicians see the UK's gun control model and get stuck on its stupidity.  Not realizing that you could sprinkle guns all over England and the crime rate wouldn't change.
Then they come to the voters here and, like a bad mechanic, offer to refill the headlight fluid to get rid of that knocking noise in our engine.
Then we waste our time trying to figure out why its not working. Not realizing that you'd have gotten more of a crime reduction by fixing a few roads and properly staffing the schools.

[img.fark.net image 289x175]

Headlight fluid?


img.fark.net
Needs to be changed once every 1000 hours of night driving for best performance.
They might not have it at your local auto shop, but if you send me your credit card I can order some for you.
 
2014-04-21 04:58:37 PM  

fusillade762: Any of them come back?


Let's wait for three days and see.
 
2014-04-21 05:42:58 PM  

jst3p: This whole threadshiat is giving me flashbacks to when I worked at Blockbuster years ago.

"It was a two day rental!"
"Yes, Sir. You rented it on Friday, that was the first day. It was due Saturday, that was the second day. You returned it on Sunday, that was the third day, it was late."


Oh man, *shudder*, Blockbuster. I always just kept telling myself at least it wasn't food service.
 
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