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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Florida neighbors upset about new park because: C) People might actually use it   (nbc-2.com) divider line 7
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2014-04-20 10:32:16 PM  
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Best way to describe cape coral

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2014-04-21 01:11:25 PM  
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Terrible Old Man: It's a legit concern, but to be fair, I don't think they realize the real problem.

Where I live, we've a very, -very- nice park we're very proud of in our little, small town. It's got a carousel, ferris wheel, motorized rides, man-made lake, stadium, track, mini-golf, train ride, concession stands, etc. Perfect for the kids, free to any.

And what happens? All the poor, trashy people from the city come down and flood every weekend and wreck it with their litter, crime, and basically ghetto/white trash/low rent nonsense.


Have you considered a monorail?
2014-04-21 03:25:28 AM  
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Ker_Thwap: Mentalpatient87: TuteTibiImperes: Cape Coral is filled with crotchety old retired people who have nothing better to do than biatch and complain about everything.  They fight tooth and nail against any kind of industry moving into the city, anything that encourages more young families to move in, and generally try to make life difficult for anyone who isn't content to sit quietly and wait to die.

Fark 'em, then. Wall it off and pipe in warm gruel and Matlock until they all expire and we can reclaim the land...

Then, they'll be piping in warm gruel and Dr. Who re-runs.  The coming generations of elderly will at least be too deaf to complain about noise.


You shut the hell up about Doctor Who. Plus, after the Matolock olds are dead we'll have to deal with the Murder, She Wrote olds. Then the Touched By an Angel olds. Then the Doctor Who olds. But that won't be for another forty or fifty years, so we're all good.
2014-04-20 11:12:28 PM  
1 votes:

catmander: It's Cape Farking Coral.  There IS no quality of life.


Oh come on, it's not that bad. You make it sound like it's the dystopic hellscape that most people call "Lehigh Acres".
2014-04-20 10:00:43 PM  
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TuteTibiImperes: Cape Coral is filled with crotchety old retired people who have nothing better to do than biatch and complain about everything.  They fight tooth and nail against any kind of industry moving into the city, anything that encourages more young families to move in, and generally try to make life difficult for anyone who isn't content to sit quietly and wait to die.


Fark 'em, then. Wall it off and pipe in warm gruel and Matlock until they all expire and we can reclaim the land...
2014-04-20 09:48:43 PM  
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:clutches pearls: Heavens! Children playing outside!
2014-04-20 09:41:14 PM  
1 votes:
"so that means you're going to have bands, you're going to have noise and you're going to have a lot of traffic,"

Hi, welcome to America. You must be new here.
 
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