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(TMZ)   Rapper Too Short says he doesn't hate Hitler "because things worked out and Jews are still alive and well"   (tmz.com) divider line 88
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2014-04-21 01:54:02 AM  
Why would you ask that question to begin with? Do many people actually know when Hitler's birthday is, or care?
 
2014-04-21 02:01:32 AM  
So what are you saying, Todd?
 
2014-04-21 02:04:22 AM  
Happy B-day, Fuehrer.
 
2014-04-21 02:47:00 AM  
...with the exception of the 6 million who didn't survive the holocaust. Too bad his grandparents didn't suffer the same fate.
 
2014-04-21 02:55:26 AM  
There's a really poor GIS Selection for "Bling Hitler"...

weknowmemes.com
 
2014-04-21 02:56:50 AM  
 
2014-04-21 02:58:58 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-21 03:08:50 AM  

danielscissorhands: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Da Ali Goebbels Show.
 
2014-04-21 03:16:08 AM  

TheJoe03: danielscissorhands: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Da Ali Goebbels Show.


Link... :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMUSIt4_4G8
 
2014-04-21 03:31:30 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-21 03:37:13 AM  

Foxxinnia: Yes, I guess that is true in a way, but it sort of lacks- what's the word?- 'perspective.'


I don't hate slaveowners because things worked out and blacks are still alive and well.
 
2014-04-21 03:40:50 AM  

danielscissorhands: TheJoe03: danielscissorhands: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Da Ali Goebbels Show.

Link... :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMUSIt4_4G8


Thanks for that, hilarious.
 
2014-04-21 03:41:45 AM  
Am I bad for not caring what this rap guy has to say about anything? Because I'm not very concerned
 
2014-04-21 03:44:47 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Am I bad for not caring what this rap guy has to say about anything? Because I'm not very concerned


You shouldn't care about what any celebrities think about anything outside of the reason they are a celebrity. It would be different if he made a career out of making political or conscious rap, but in the end he's a pimp rapper, so it just doesn't matter.
 
2014-04-21 05:14:47 AM  
Actually.....the guy's stance seems pretty reasonable.  In fact, I don't see how any religious person who believes in an all-powerful God could *not* share his views.

He's basically saying it's not his place to judge (very Christian of him).
He says 'What happened was supposed to happen (again, it's God's will.  Everything that happens is God's will).
He says 'Hitler got his.  He is where he's supposed to be (presumably, he is in Hell.  He committed suicide and endless atrocities - so God will be sure to put him where he is supposed to be).
He says the Germans didn't wipe out the Jews.  And again, he is right.  That's a pretty common biblical theme - perseverance.  The Jews overcame the Nazis - because the Nazis are all but gone and the Jews are 13 million strong.

This is a complete non-story.  He's not supporting Hitler.  He's saying he doesn't let it impact his day of smoking weed.
 
2014-04-21 05:21:29 AM  

you are a puppet: I remember the first Too Short video I ever watched back in middle school. It was for his song Life is Too Short off his album Life is Too Short. Towards the end of the video, they spell these letters out on the wall to read "Life is To Short". Now I'm no grammar nazi, but farking hell, the song is called Too Short, the album is Too Short, your name is Too Short, HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT MISTAKE


White people problems.
 
2014-04-21 06:06:09 AM  

gfid: I wonder if "Too Short" realizes how Hitler felt about black people.


Probably not, but I'll bet that he doesn't realize how Abe Lincoln felt about black people, either.
 
2014-04-21 06:11:48 AM  

farkette716: This would be funny if the clip went viral with ppl of different races repeating what he said it would look really different.


I'm sorry to trouble you, but is it so farking HARD to include a couple of vowels in the farking word?  Seriously.

pEOplE  See?  That was easy!

You may find these letters located on the same keyboard as the period that you left out of your sentence mashup.

What do you have against Equal Opportunity Employers?

Besides, everyone on Fark knows it's a magazine not a clip anyway.

/Serious pet peeve
//Yeah, I'm a giant, pedantic dick.
///Slashies
 
2014-04-21 06:18:35 AM  
a) Who?

b)  "He is where he's supposed to be.  What happened was supposed to happen." This sounds quite a bit like the things fervently religious people say after any tragic event, so I'll put his comments in the same bin as theirs.
 
2014-04-21 06:19:19 AM  

you are a puppet: FloridaFarkTag: Of course, the usual EthnoRacists, White Guilters, and other assorted reverse-bigots will claim that Too Tiny was a "victim of his culture"....and "its part of his culture"

Damn you're really mad about that Stormfront thread. Is this going to be your "thing" now?


And....I just proved mu point....
 
2014-04-21 06:20:04 AM  

fisker: biatch what you thought?
Diss a once a month funky cockbleedin biatch, you gets NOTHIN, yeah!

You know I kept talkin shiat
Motherfark you damn shiathead biatch!
fark you, you stupid ho
Tell me just what you know
You know I kept talkin shiat
Motherfark you damn shiathead biatch!
I talk the shiat 'til I'm old
So motherfarker you biatch god damn asshole

I talk big shiat, big spit
I do it on the microphone and get rich
biatch I'm so god damn motherfarkin cool
See me and you drool like you're nothin but a fool
Ridin down the strip with B-Legit and Big Ant
Drinkin big gin, smokin big plants
My nubian big Bad Ass and B-Lah do it big
Drink the whole bottle biatch and give you a swig
But don't take it personal, that's just how we kick it
Pull out a big dick quick and make you lick it
And after you finish, make sure you do my nubian
Swallow all the cum biatch, and then you get a swigga
Somethin that'll quench yo' motherfarkin thirst, head first
Talk about yo' ass in a verse
What's worse, if I put yo' name in a rap
or get all in yo' face while I snap, biatch?

Oh you hoes better watch what you doin
Cause nubianz 'round here, we talk bad about biatches, f'real


This can't be genuine. The prose seems too articulate for this guy.
 
2014-04-21 06:21:02 AM  
Too $hort is the Socrates of the hood. "Freaky Tales" is basically the "so and so begat so and so" of the ghetto.
 
2014-04-21 06:36:26 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: you are a puppet: FloridaFarkTag: Of course, the usual EthnoRacists, White Guilters, and other assorted reverse-bigots will claim that Too Tiny was a "victim of his culture"....and "its part of his culture"

Damn you're really mad about that Stormfront thread. Is this going to be your "thing" now?

And....I just proved mu point....


The fact that no one brought up that he was a victim of his culture just makes you look like a dumb racist coont since you brought it up in the first place. Why not wait until the guilty white folks that populate your brain say what you envision before going full retard?
 
2014-04-21 06:38:49 AM  

The Billdozer: oo $hort is the Socrates of the hood. "Freaky Tales" is basically the "so and so begat so and so" of the ghetto.


So if his moniker is a reflection of his penis size then he might also be referred to as Socrates Johnson?

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Punny shiat.
 
2014-04-21 07:50:16 AM  

TheJoe03: Electrify: Brick-House: Quiz Time!

Too Short refers to his:

A. Penis Size
B. Attention Span
C. Bus he road to school
D. All of the above

E. His career

That doesn't make sense, dudes been around since the 80s. He literally has one of the longest careers in rap history.


And yet this thread is the first I've heard of him.

/I do not live under a rock
 
2014-04-21 08:15:20 AM  
It was a perfectly dismissive answer to an insanely stupid question.

Really, what kind of asshole thinks anyone is dwelling on Hitler's birthday like it means anything?

Oh man, Pol Pot's birthday is totally ruining my Arbor Day experience. NOBODY THINKS LIKE THIS
 
2014-04-21 08:15:35 AM  

fisker: biatch what you thought?
Diss a once a month funky cockbleedin biatch, you gets NOTHIN, yeah!

You know I kept talkin shiat
Motherfark you damn shiathead biatch!
fark you, you stupid ho
Tell me just what you know
You know I kept talkin shiat
Motherfark you damn shiathead biatch!
I talk the shiat 'til I'm old
So motherfarker you biatch god damn asshole

I talk big shiat, big spit
I do it on the microphone and get rich
biatch I'm so god damn motherfarkin cool
See me and you drool like you're nothin but a fool
Ridin down the strip with B-Legit and Big Ant
Drinkin big gin, smokin big plants
My nubian big Bad Ass and B-Lah do it big
Drink the whole bottle biatch and give you a swig
But don't take it personal, that's just how we kick it
Pull out a big dick quick and make you lick it
And after you finish, make sure you do my nubian
Swallow all the cum biatch, and then you get a swigga
Somethin that'll quench yo' motherfarkin thirst, head first
Talk about yo' ass in a verse
What's worse, if I put yo' name in a rap
or get all in yo' face while I snap, biatch?

Oh you hoes better watch what you doin
Cause nubianz 'round here, we talk bad about biatches, f'real


He lost me at the b-word. ewww
 
2014-04-21 08:33:21 AM  
You know who else was too short???

metrojolt.com
 
2014-04-21 09:08:48 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Actually.....the guy's stance seems pretty reasonable.  In fact, I don't see how any religious person who believes in an all-powerful God could *not* share his views.

He's basically saying it's not his place to judge (very Christian of him).
He says 'What happened was supposed to happen (again, it's God's will.  Everything that happens is God's will).
He says 'Hitler got his.  He is where he's supposed to be (presumably, he is in Hell.  He committed suicide and endless atrocities - so God will be sure to put him where he is supposed to be).
He says the Germans didn't wipe out the Jews.  And again, he is right.  That's a pretty common biblical theme - perseverance.  The Jews overcame the Nazis - because the Nazis are all but gone and the Jews are 13 million strong.

This is a complete non-story.  He's not supporting Hitler.  He's saying he doesn't let it impact his day of smoking weed.


But he's brown, so Farkkkers feel compelled to call him ignorant, insult his parents, grandparents, and hometown, and rant about victimization and white guilt.

A black man can't cut a fart without this racist cesspool losing its collective shiat.
 
2014-04-21 09:29:45 AM  

Wendy's Chili: Fark_Guy_Rob: Actually.....the guy's stance seems pretty reasonable.  In fact, I don't see how any religious person who believes in an all-powerful God could *not* share his views.

He's basically saying it's not his place to judge (very Christian of him).
He says 'What happened was supposed to happen (again, it's God's will.  Everything that happens is God's will).
He says 'Hitler got his.  He is where he's supposed to be (presumably, he is in Hell.  He committed suicide and endless atrocities - so God will be sure to put him where he is supposed to be).
He says the Germans didn't wipe out the Jews.  And again, he is right.  That's a pretty common biblical theme - perseverance.  The Jews overcame the Nazis - because the Nazis are all but gone and the Jews are 13 million strong.

This is a complete non-story.  He's not supporting Hitler.  He's saying he doesn't let it impact his day of smoking weed.

But he's brown, so Farkkkers feel compelled to call him ignorant, insult his parents, grandparents, and hometown, and rant about victimization and white guilt.

A black man can't cut a fart without this racist cesspool losing its collective shiat.


illmakeitmyself.net
 
2014-04-21 10:44:17 AM  

Dialectic: Come on, he wrote "The Ghetto."

You, dawg feel it!


And "It's Your Life" off the Boyz In The Hood soundtrack

/great track


-----------------

Also, FTA "Hitler got his.  He is where he's supposed to be," puts it all in the proper frame of mind. As he says in another great track "Life is Too Short", for as another Farker pointed out, most people barely have grandparents that remember Hitler when he was alive. Plenty of shiatty people to concern ourselves with these days. Every time we bring up Hitler as a comparison to any atrocity committing person today, it diminishes the seriousness of that person's offenses. We should be glad that we've not had another HItler level person come up in the world, and it is good to remember his infamy so as to protect from it happening again, but there are plenty of people in more recent years to reference which would hit closer to home with the kind of relevancy for those living and learning today to take the lessons with them more dearly.
 
2014-04-21 02:21:04 PM  

Brick-House: Quiz Time!

Too Short refers to his:

A. Penis Size
B. Attention Span
C. Bus he road to school
D. All of the above


His career.
 
2014-04-21 03:18:53 PM  

Lipspinach: TheJoe03: Electrify: Brick-House: Quiz Time!

Too Short refers to his:

A. Penis Size
B. Attention Span
C. Bus he road to school
D. All of the above

E. His career

That doesn't make sense, dudes been around since the 80s. He literally has one of the longest careers in rap history.

And yet this thread is the first I've heard of him.

/I do not live under a rock


You kind of do.
 
2014-04-21 03:35:32 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Fark_Guy_Rob: Actually.....the guy's stance seems pretty reasonable.  In fact, I don't see how any religious person who believes in an all-powerful God could *not* share his views.

He's basically saying it's not his place to judge (very Christian of him).
He says 'What happened was supposed to happen (again, it's God's will.  Everything that happens is God's will).
He says 'Hitler got his.  He is where he's supposed to be (presumably, he is in Hell.  He committed suicide and endless atrocities - so God will be sure to put him where he is supposed to be).
He says the Germans didn't wipe out the Jews.  And again, he is right.  That's a pretty common biblical theme - perseverance.  The Jews overcame the Nazis - because the Nazis are all but gone and the Jews are 13 million strong.

This is a complete non-story.  He's not supporting Hitler.  He's saying he doesn't let it impact his day of smoking weed.

But he's brown, so Farkkkers feel compelled to call him ignorant, insult his parents, grandparents, and hometown, and rant about victimization and white guilt.

A black man can't cut a fart without this racist cesspool losing its collective shiat.


Look at you, making words and stuff!
 
2014-04-21 03:52:43 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Fark_Guy_Rob: Actually.....the guy's stance seems pretty reasonable.  In fact, I don't see how any religious person who believes in an all-powerful God could *not* share his views.

He's basically saying it's not his place to judge (very Christian of him).
He says 'What happened was supposed to happen (again, it's God's will.  Everything that happens is God's will).
He says 'Hitler got his.  He is where he's supposed to be (presumably, he is in Hell.  He committed suicide and endless atrocities - so God will be sure to put him where he is supposed to be).
He says the Germans didn't wipe out the Jews.  And again, he is right.  That's a pretty common biblical theme - perseverance.  The Jews overcame the Nazis - because the Nazis are all but gone and the Jews are 13 million strong.

This is a complete non-story.  He's not supporting Hitler.  He's saying he doesn't let it impact his day of smoking weed.

But he's brown, so Farkkkers feel compelled to call him ignorant, insult his parents, grandparents, and hometown, and rant about victimization and white guilt.

A black man can't cut a fart without this racist cesspool losing its collective shiat.


s.mcstatic.com
 
2014-04-21 05:28:34 PM  

vudukungfu: Brick-House: Quiz Time!

Too Short refers to his:

A. Penis Size
B. Attention Span
C. Bus he road to school
D. All of the above

His career.


Hardly...

Dude has been putting out solid albums since I picked up 'Born to Mack' when I was 14 in 1987.

I'm nearly 41 and still listening to his new stuff and collaborations.

Lots of mayo-eatin' Hootie listeners stinking up this thread.
 
2014-04-21 05:53:12 PM  

moike: Lots of mayo-eatin' Hootie listeners stinking up this thread.


Leave mayo out of it, and we will get along just fine.


/dedicated
 
2014-04-22 01:54:23 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Of course, the usual EthnoRacists, White Guilters, and other assorted reverse-bigots will claim that Too Tiny was a "victim of his culture"....and "its part of his culture"


Didn't sound like he was being racist.  It sounded like he didn't want to put in extra energy into hating someone who already died and is no longer creating that type of misery.   It does not mean he thinks Hitler's a great guy, just that Hitler's no longer around, so we don't need to let his legacy of hatred rule how we spend every April 20th.

We should never entirely forget, but we shouldn't fixate too much on parts of the past that are beyond our control.
 
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