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(TMZ)   Rapper Too Short says he doesn't hate Hitler "because things worked out and Jews are still alive and well"   (tmz.com) divider line 88
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2014-04-20 09:53:39 PM  
We got Short Saturday at The Forum in L.A. and asked the weed enthusiast if the joy of 4/20 was dampened by the fact it's also Hitler's birthday.

Way to harsh his mellow, man.
 
2014-04-20 10:03:54 PM  
Yes, that's the kind of answer you get if you just hit someone over the head with that fact with no warning.
 
2014-04-20 10:04:34 PM  
Someone is really trying to put words in his mouth.
 
2014-04-20 10:05:20 PM  
Quiz Time!

Too Short refers to his:

A. Penis Size
B. Attention Span
C. Bus he road to school
D. All of the above
 
2014-04-20 10:07:05 PM  
Yes, I guess that is true in a way, but it sort of lacks- what's the word?- 'perspective.'
 
2014-04-20 10:09:57 PM  
These are the tales... the anti-Semitic tales...
 
2014-04-20 10:15:50 PM  
Who?
 
2014-04-20 10:16:56 PM  
Thank you Oakland public schools and parents of the year for raising these upstanding citizens.
 
2014-04-20 10:17:05 PM  
I read that as Rapper Too Stu Pittt
 
2014-04-20 10:18:52 PM  
I'm sure he'd say the same thing if you asked him about slavery.

I'm of course referring to the enslavement of the Jews in ancient Egypt, since the concert and 4/20 also coincide with Passover.  Trying to tie it to American slavery would be irrelevant.
 
2014-04-20 10:20:33 PM  
biatch what you thought?
Diss a once a month funky cockbleedin biatch, you gets NOTHIN, yeah!

You know I kept talkin shiat
Motherfark you damn shiathead biatch!
fark you, you stupid ho
Tell me just what you know
You know I kept talkin shiat
Motherfark you damn shiathead biatch!
I talk the shiat 'til I'm old
So motherfarker you biatch god damn asshole

I talk big shiat, big spit
I do it on the microphone and get rich
biatch I'm so god damn motherfarkin cool
See me and you drool like you're nothin but a fool
Ridin down the strip with B-Legit and Big Ant
Drinkin big gin, smokin big plants
My nubian big Bad Ass and B-Lah do it big
Drink the whole bottle biatch and give you a swig
But don't take it personal, that's just how we kick it
Pull out a big dick quick and make you lick it
And after you finish, make sure you do my nubian
Swallow all the cum biatch, and then you get a swigga
Somethin that'll quench yo' motherfarkin thirst, head first
Talk about yo' ass in a verse
What's worse, if I put yo' name in a rap
or get all in yo' face while I snap, biatch?

Oh you hoes better watch what you doin
Cause nubianz 'round here, we talk bad about biatches, f'real
 
2014-04-20 10:29:16 PM  
Biaaatch!
 
2014-04-20 10:32:35 PM  
You know who else didn't hate Hitler?

/got nutin'
 
2014-04-20 10:33:53 PM  
When asked about Obama's tenure in the White House, he replied, "what are you doing in the White House, if you ain't selling cocaine? Ask that biatch Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game."
 
2014-04-20 10:35:49 PM  

JameZZ82: You know who else didn't hate Hitler?

/got nutin'


Goebbels? Rommel?
 
2014-04-20 10:39:26 PM  

TerminalEchoes: JameZZ82: You know who else didn't hate Hitler?

/got nutin'

Goebbels? Rommel?


Marge Schott
 
2014-04-20 10:42:43 PM  
This thread delivers. Unfortunately it's too short.
 
2014-04-20 10:47:34 PM  

milkyshirt: This thread delivers. Unfortunately it's too short.


No, it's hip-hop, so it don't stop.
 
2014-04-20 10:52:38 PM  
Someone should ask him if he doesn't hate slavery because things worked out too
 
2014-04-20 11:04:51 PM  
I'm assuming Too Short has never freestyled about being a history major.
 
2014-04-20 11:07:34 PM  

TerminalEchoes: JameZZ82: You know who else didn't hate Hitler?

/got nutin'

Goebbels? Rommel?


Uh, those two were pretty much completely opposite in their opinions of Hitler.
 
2014-04-20 11:08:28 PM  
someone has an album coming out then?
 
2014-04-20 11:11:57 PM  
You know who else was "too short"?
 
2014-04-20 11:17:26 PM  

Brick-House: Quiz Time!

Too Short refers to his:

A. Penis Size
B. Attention Span
C. Bus he road to school
D. All of the above


E. His axons and dendrites.
 
2014-04-20 11:25:29 PM  

JameZZ82: You know who else didn't hate Hitler?

/got nutin'


Eva?
 
2014-04-20 11:27:44 PM  
He must be high.
 
2014-04-20 11:39:38 PM  

Savage Belief: JameZZ82: You know who else didn't hate Hitler?

/got nutin'

Eva?


Blondi
 
2014-04-20 11:41:08 PM  
Come on, he wrote "The Ghetto."

You, dawg feel it!
 
2014-04-20 11:42:59 PM  
Too $hort, $ubby.
$orry.
 
2014-04-20 11:46:07 PM  
Of course, the usual EthnoRacists, White Guilters, and other assorted reverse-bigots will claim that Too Tiny was a "victim of his culture"....and "its part of his culture"
 
2014-04-20 11:46:53 PM  
I remember the first Too Short video I ever watched back in middle school. It was for his song Life is Too Short off his album Life is Too Short. Towards the end of the video, they spell these letters out on the wall to read "Life is To Short". Now I'm no grammar nazi, but farking hell, the song is called Too Short, the album is Too Short, your name is Too Short, HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT MISTAKE
 
2014-04-20 11:48:02 PM  
And the Native Americans should thank us for the opportunity to own so many casinos!
 
2014-04-20 11:48:37 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Of course, the usual EthnoRacists, White Guilters, and other assorted reverse-bigots will claim that Too Tiny was a "victim of his culture"....and "its part of his culture"


Damn you're really mad about that Stormfront thread. Is this going to be your "thing" now?
 
2014-04-20 11:51:53 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Of course, the usual EthnoRacists, White Guilters, and other assorted reverse-bigots will claim that Too Tiny was a "victim of his culture"....and "its part of his culture"


You sound fat ignorant.
 
2014-04-20 11:52:18 PM  
You should be gettin it,
Gettin money,
I'm talkin' bout you surviving Jews,
Don't laugh it ain't funny,
You should get a good lawyer,
Like the surviving Jews,

Gettin' it, getting while the getting is good


Also, blow job Betty
 
2014-04-20 11:58:06 PM  
He must have a new album coming out.
 
2014-04-20 11:59:59 PM  
RIP Toots Shore
 
2014-04-21 12:03:03 AM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2014-04-21 12:04:53 AM  
And this is only one of the reasons I have no desire whatsoever to go to a "Cannabis Cup" event.  That shiat was way too stupid and actually borderline offensive.  I probably would be offended if I were Jewish.  Hey, don't worry.  Hitler didn't kill ALL the Jews.  He only killed all the Jews he could put in concentration camps.  Wow, maybe he wasn't such a bad guy after all.

I wonder if "Too Short" realizes how Hitler felt about black people.
 
2014-04-21 12:05:24 AM  
I'm pretty sure the verdict at the Nuremberg trials was "all's well that end's well."
 
2014-04-21 12:08:57 AM  
The Nazi's weren't too hot on Black people either , you historically illiterate moron: http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005479
 
2014-04-21 12:16:19 AM  

you are a puppet: I remember the first Too Short video I ever watched back in middle school. It was for his song Life is Too Short off his album Life is Too Short. Towards the end of the video, they spell these letters out on the wall to read "Life is To Short". Now I'm no grammar nazi, but farking hell, the song is called Too Short, the album is Too Short, your name is Too Short, HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT MISTAKE


Maybe the message is that you should short-change life. You know, fark you got mine and all that.
 
2014-04-21 12:25:29 AM  

fisker: biatch what you thought?
Diss a once a month funky cockbleedin biatch, you gets NOTHIN, yeah!

You know I kept talkin shiat
Motherfark you damn shiathead biatch!
fark you, you stupid ho
Tell me just what you know
You know I kept talkin shiat
Motherfark you damn shiathead biatch!
I talk the shiat 'til I'm old
So motherfarker you biatch god damn asshole

I talk big shiat, big spit
I do it on the microphone and get rich
biatch I'm so god damn motherfarkin cool
See me and you drool like you're nothin but a fool
Ridin down the strip with B-Legit and Big Ant
Drinkin big gin, smokin big plants
My nubian big Bad Ass and B-Lah do it big
Drink the whole bottle biatch and give you a swig
But don't take it personal, that's just how we kick it
Pull out a big dick quick and make you lick it
And after you finish, make sure you do my nubian
Swallow all the cum biatch, and then you get a swigga
Somethin that'll quench yo' motherfarkin thirst, head first
Talk about yo' ass in a verse
What's worse, if I put yo' name in a rap
or get all in yo' face while I snap, biatch?

Oh you hoes better watch what you doin
Cause nubianz 'round here, we talk bad about biatches, f'real


Please tell me those are not actual lyrics that someone actually got paid to write. I refuse to believe the world is that unfair.
 
2014-04-21 12:42:09 AM  
What are you doin
in the White House
If you're not selling cocaine?

Ask yo wife,
Nancy Reagan,
I know she'll spit that gain.

One night
She came to my house
and gave me a blow job.

She licked my dick
up and down
like it was corn on the cob.

-Too Short
 
2014-04-21 12:47:50 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-21 12:52:30 AM  
Not that the dude isn't stupid, but I don't really think many people  hate Hitler anymore, the man has been dead longer than essentially 100% of currently-living people have been alive.  There's not really much point in having strong feelings one way or the other, certainly not to the extent of giving a fark when his birthday is.

// Albeit, I was under the impression that the fact that it was Hitler's birthday was part of the whole reason for the semi-ironic 4/20 thing in the first place, since among other things the guy was something of an anti-drug crusader.
// Yes, the war on drugs literally started in Nazi Germany, with the exception of ostensibly performance-enhancing drugs like uppers.
 
2014-04-21 01:12:47 AM  

Brick-House: Quiz Time!

Too Short refers to his:

A. Penis Size
B. Attention Span
C. Bus he road to school
D. All of the above


E. His career
 
2014-04-21 01:15:37 AM  

Electrify: Brick-House: Quiz Time!

Too Short refers to his:

A. Penis Size
B. Attention Span
C. Bus he road to school
D. All of the above

E. His career


That doesn't make sense, dudes been around since the 80s. He literally has one of the longest careers in rap history.
 
2014-04-21 01:42:18 AM  

milkyshirt: This thread delivers. Unfortunately it's too short.


Blietzthread

JameZZ82: You know who else didn't hate Hitler?


Kanye West, Justin Bieber, MIley Cyrus, David Bowie
 
2014-04-21 01:49:27 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Of course, the usual EthnoRacists, White Guilters, and other assorted reverse-bigots will claim that Too Tiny was a "victim of his culture"....and "its part of his culture"


This would be funny if the clip went viral with ppl of different races repeating what he said it would look really different.
 
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