sxacho: I won and got a score of 933.5 by moving up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up, left...
Marine1: 2048... now there's a dangerous game.Just last week I was walking to class and I saw a hunched mass by the back door of the computer science building. As I got closer, I saw it was one of the grad students that had TA'd my classes. He'd been gone for a few weeks. Now I knew why. The sunken cheeks, unshaven face, quivering demenor... he had the 2048 monkey on his back.He'd lost everything. His job, his girlfriend, even his keyboard had been reposessed. Guy propositioned me with sexual favors in exchange a quick hit off of my computer's USB port so he could play just one more game of 2048 on his phone. He swore he'd go clean after that and that he had a possible assembly language gig lined up. I knew it was just a lie. I walked away and went to class as I heard him wimper next to a rusty old 42U rack by the dumpster.Sad to see someone go down that road. It's hard, man. Hard.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: I managed to get to Bismuth-209.
Bob Down: Ironic tag must be on vacation
hogans: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: I managed to get to Bismuth-209.Pfft, lightweight.I went transuranic on my first attempt.
whyaduck: No no no. I just got 11th Doctor (2048 equivalent) for the first time tonight. Not gonna get sucked in.Probably.
Gosling: I fed my blob a ketchup jelly bean and a beryllium jelly bean. It immediately got lung cancer and died.
Tr0mBoNe: Farm Helium4 in the top 3 rows and keep your fusion seeds in the bottom. Move left and right and you will generate two helium3 just above your seed rather often. Then combine the 3s to make a 4 and pop it down on your seed. Don't make Beryllium8 because that goes down the garden path and is a dead end.Fusion wise... I'm sure he's a nice guy, just shy.
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