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(Yahoo)   Just because you're scared to go back to your country because there's a lot of crime and it's hard to live there, is no reason to enter the U.S. illegally. We hope you can change it when you return   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 135
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2014-04-20 04:10:06 PM
I propose a new immigration law. All caught illegals must reside in Detroit for one year. This will end the our illegal immigration problem in 2 years.
 
2014-04-20 04:48:51 PM
Reading the comments.... where does the rumor come from that Mexico treats their illegals harshly come from?  This lie is constantly repeated.

Also:   drone up the border
 
2014-04-20 05:12:03 PM
You really should be more scared of our government.

*waves hand* This isn't the country you are looking for.
 
2014-04-20 05:15:08 PM
Apparently it takes more than a burrito a day to keep border patrol away
 
2014-04-20 05:17:25 PM
My brother in law married a hispanic gal. They like to vacation in the New Orleans area. She laments that after Katrina, the "Mexicans" moved in. Yeah, about that.
My family was living in the same area, say within a1 mile of where they live now, since before Texas was added to the union. In my eyes, kinda sad. Just over a mile from the San Juan Capistrano church. The world revolves, and they stay the same. Day after day after day...
 
2014-04-20 05:17:36 PM
They should round them all up, make them work for the government for 1 year for free, filling in pot holes, collecting trash on the highways, painting things, etc.  Then, you get to stay in the country.  Either that, or send them back and put up barbed wire fences with guard towers equipped with 50 cal scoped rifles taking out any that get over the fence.
 
2014-04-20 05:20:54 PM
If they were smart they'd pay Tata to smuggle them in as H1Bs instead of the coyotes, who knows maybe some of them might even know how to program which puts them head and shoulders above the current crop.
 
2014-04-20 05:22:09 PM
Open the borders. Let everyone in who wants in. Citizenship is for voting and certain government services.
 
2014-04-20 05:24:46 PM
Send each of them back with an automatic weapon, plenty of ammo, and a backpack full of grenades.  They will know what to do with them.
 
2014-04-20 05:24:53 PM

mikebdoss: Open the borders. Let everyone in who wants in. Citizenship is for voting and certain government services.


lol
 
2014-04-20 05:26:23 PM
All of this crime can literally be solved in a day, legalize drugs. I'll still won't do them, and the people who do will still.
 
2014-04-20 05:26:48 PM

mikebdoss: Open the borders. Let everyone in who wants in. Citizenship is for voting and certain government services.


Depends on the gov't services...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-20 05:28:12 PM

oukewldave: They should round them all up, make them work for the government for 1 year for free, filling in pot holes, collecting trash on the highways, painting things, etc.  Then, you get to stay in the country.  Either that, or send them back and put up barbed wire fences with guard towers equipped with 50 cal scoped rifles taking out any that get over the fence.


Really? You're going with slavery?
 
2014-04-20 05:28:55 PM
I'm about as anti-immigration as you can be. It's always normal for a few people to shift around all the time, it's happened since the first bacteria flicked their flagellates around a few billion years ago - but mass immigration? fark Off We're Full.

But one thing everybody misses in
"I'm scared to go back to my country," he said. "There's a lot of crime and it's hard to live there."
is that this sounds like Not America's Problem but it is our problem.

Now if his country was crazy crazy Mongolia where the Minister of Goat Herding had his family's goats all shot then this wouldn't be our problem. But remember that his country is El Salvador.

Everybody knows El Salvador is like the rest of Central/South America/Carib in that way. Everybody knows that it got that way in the 80s (and has stayed that way to some degree) because of our foreign policy. Everybody knows they're shiatholes because they're our infinitely reused needle: Our drugs get run through there; and our diseased, dried, rotting blood backwashes into them. And everything collects there. And it gets worse and never better until it's just a psychosocial biohazard that needs to be thrown away.

If we would quit farking their countries in the ass we could tell them we don't care, we could tell them to get back to their own shiatholes and stay in them, with perfect moral clarity.
 
2014-04-20 05:29:31 PM
Maybe do what France does with the foreign legion: Citizenship after a number of years, and they all learn French.
 
2014-04-20 05:30:32 PM

GregInIndy: Send each of them back with an automatic weapon, plenty of ammo, and a backpack full of grenades.  They will know what to do with them.


We aren't doing this already?

/keeed...ok only maybe a little
 
2014-04-20 05:30:33 PM
Unless you are from Cuba because nobody gives a damn about stopping illegals from Cuba
 
2014-04-20 05:31:22 PM

Warlordtrooper: Unless you are from Cuba because nobody gives a damn about stopping illegals from Cuba


Thanks Florida.
 
2014-04-20 05:33:06 PM
 
2014-04-20 05:34:35 PM
Woohoo!  We can arrest that free loading rancher now!  His supporters didn't want the law enforced in his case, because of the "illegals".  Now they can support law enforcement with a clear conscience.
 
2014-04-20 05:35:24 PM

hi13760: I propose a new immigration law. All caught illegals must reside in Detroit for one year. This will end the our illegal immigration problem in 2 years.


They get assigned a house that they're required to renovate.  After 5 years, they get citizenship and title to the house.
 
2014-04-20 05:36:25 PM

Lars The Canadian Viking: Maybe do what France does with the foreign legion: Citizenship after a number of years, and they all learn French.


Great!  Then Texas will be filled with snooty wine-sipping Francophonies.

NOPE
 
2014-04-20 05:38:53 PM
Yes let's take them in so we can keep buying from narcoterrorists because tv and beer aren't good enough. After a while, there won't be anyone left to kill in Central America and the narcoterrorist drug fairies will stay there and build a big rainbow with American drug users' money.
 
2014-04-20 05:39:25 PM

TheOther: Lars The Canadian Viking: Maybe do what France does with the foreign legion: Citizenship after a number of years, and they all learn French.

Great!  Then Texas will be filled with snooty wine-sipping Francophonies.

NOPE


Instead of French, maybe we can teach them Spanish.
 
2014-04-20 05:39:44 PM
Why not just get an H1B visa find someone who will hire you in IT, whether you're qualified or not.
 
2014-04-20 05:39:56 PM

Johnny Texas: One of the better roundups I've attended.  There was beer, BBQ, and a petting zoo and clown for the kids.


And we deported the clown so we didn't have to pay him.
 
2014-04-20 05:43:08 PM

Warlordtrooper: Unless you are from Cuba because nobody gives a damn about stopping illegals from Cuba

 
2014-04-20 05:43:55 PM

TheOther: Lars The Canadian Viking: Maybe do what France does with the foreign legion: Citizenship after a number of years, and they all learn French.

Great!  Then Texas will be filled with snooty wine-sipping Francophonies.

NOPE


Why not? It would smell just the same...
 
2014-04-20 05:46:21 PM

picturescrazy: oukewldave: They should round them all up, make them work for the government for 1 year for free, filling in pot holes, collecting trash on the highways, painting things, etc.  Then, you get to stay in the country.  Either that, or send them back and put up barbed wire fences with guard towers equipped with 50 cal scoped rifles taking out any that get over the fence.

Really? You're going with slavery?


Your knowledge of actual slavery is impressive.  They would work for something they want.  They want to stay in the country.  Many of us here work for what we want; money.  So I guess by your logic, we are all slaves. Can't argue against that really.
 
2014-04-20 05:46:48 PM

jtown: hi13760: I propose a new immigration law. All caught illegals must reside in Detroit for one year. This will end the our illegal immigration problem in 2 years.

They get assigned a house that they're required to renovate.  After 5 years, they get citizenship and title to the house.


No, hi13760's plan will only work if we quit trying to save Detroit.

I do find his comment funny for one big reason, I have a Mexican bil, and he tried moving back to Mexico after living near and working in Detroit.  They tried Mexico for a couple months before coming back, then decided to leave again.  They are in TX now.  I think my sil was the only reason why they came back to MI, but after being that close to Detroit again, she gave up.

/My sympathies to TX

InfrasonicTom: Why not just get an H1B visa find someone who will hire you in IT, whether you're qualified or not.


Wow, it's like you know my bil.
 
2014-04-20 05:47:27 PM
See? Just imagine if we'd had any illegals get arrested when Obamnesty was President...

Oh, wait... Never mind.
 
2014-04-20 05:54:25 PM

jtown: Johnny Texas: One of the better roundups I've attended.  There was beer, BBQ, and a petting zoo and clown for the kids.

And we deported the clown so we didn't have to pay him.


Too expensive.  Just bury him in the back pasture with the rest of them.

/old school ranger
 
2014-04-20 05:55:39 PM

nosearchimi: Reading the comments.... where does the rumor come from that Mexico treats their illegals harshly come from?  This lie is constantly repeated.

Also:   drone up the border


National Geographic had an article about it a few years back. I can't recall what year or month though, so I'm of no help.
 
2014-04-20 05:56:39 PM
Actually, if you stop and farking think about it for half a second, those are damn good reasons for trying to get into the U.S. and I'm sure most of our ancestors had similar excuses for coming here.
 
2014-04-20 05:57:16 PM
I've been in the US this time around about 10 years. Then, not completely out of the blue, I realized that I have been Americanized. So I applied for Naturalization. I got naturalized about two weeks ago.

What made me pissed off though were some of the comments that people said after they heard. "Get ready to pay the taxes!" or "Great, now you'll help with my taxes." One of these comments came from an elected official even.

I found the comments ignorant at best, offensive at worst. But it kind of shows how the difference between immigration and illegal aliens has been muddled.
 
2014-04-20 05:57:20 PM
The illegals I see here in VA have little interest in learning english (as long as they have Univision and Telemundo) and have made the Rt. 1 corridor in Prince William county about as appealing as Tijuana.
 
2014-04-20 06:06:18 PM

finnished: I've been in the US this time around about 10 years. Then, not completely out of the blue, I realized that I have been Americanized. So I applied for Naturalization. I got naturalized about two weeks ago.

What made me pissed off though were some of the comments that people said after they heard. "Get ready to pay the taxes!" or "Great, now you'll help with my taxes." One of these comments came from an elected official even.

I found the comments ignorant at best, offensive at worst. But it kind of shows how the difference between immigration and illegal aliens has been muddled.


Easily offended? Yep, you're truly an American now :)
 
2014-04-20 06:07:23 PM

nosearchimi: Reading the comments.... where does the rumor come from that Mexico treats their illegals harshly come from?  This lie is constantly repeated.

Also:   drone up the border


Citation?
 
2014-04-20 06:09:33 PM
We need to finally deport some of these illegals back to Europe where they came from.
 
2014-04-20 06:10:04 PM

Ex-Texan: My brother in law married a hispanic gal. They like to vacation in the New Orleans area. She laments that after Katrina, the "Mexicans" moved in. Yeah, about that.
My family was living in the same area, say within a1 mile of where they live now, since before Texas was added to the union. In my eyes, kinda sad. Just over a mile from the San Juan Capistrano church. The world revolves, and they stay the same. Day after day after day...


My grandma used to make me cookies and I farted on the couch.
 
2014-04-20 06:10:10 PM
"We ate one burrito per day1," said Alfredo Espinoza Rivera, who was arrested at the camp. He said he had left El Salvador about six weeks earlier, paying $7,000 to a smuggler. The 37-year-old said he was trying to reach his father, a U.S. citizen, in Los Angeles2.

1. I just want to biatch about the $8 burritos in San Francisco. At all the cheapo burrito joints. I mean you could get a $4.95 veggie, but if you want meat add a dollar and if you want more than just rice and beans (ie sour cream and guac) add a dollar. I know that is only $6.95, but after tax it's close enough to $8.

2. He spent $7000 to visit the scumbag of an absentee sperm donor who dumped his mother and family to live in the US? I don't think your sperm donor will be too happy to see you. You were better off in El Salvador. $7000 would have gone a lot further there. Did I tell you about the $8 burritos in California?
 
2014-04-20 06:11:29 PM
About teaching people in Texas Spanish: My Dad speaks Spanish occasionally, and though I don't he hates it when I correct him. After working I.T. in a school district, it is my impression that many of the schools exist to perpetuate the status quo. Many schools want to engage their students. Many schools there are just like extended day cares.
 
2014-04-20 06:12:33 PM

mikebdoss: Open the borders. Let everyone in who wants in. Citizenship is for voting and certain government services.


So that applies to Indians, Chinese and Irish too right?  So open it wide up and let the people of the world come right?  I don't think that the DNC has thought their ingenious plan through.
 
2014-04-20 06:15:29 PM
Woah, woah, woah. You mean white people will invade another country, systematically kill all it's inhabitants, steal their land, then get upset when somebody else tries to non violently enter the country they stole? It's like human history since, forever.
 
2014-04-20 06:22:57 PM

Frank N Stein: finnished: What made me pissed off though were some of the comments that people said after they heard. "Get ready to pay the taxes!" or "Great, now you'll help with my taxes." One of these comments came from an elected official even.
I found the comments ignorant at best, offensive at worst. But it kind of shows how the difference between immigration and illegal aliens has been muddled.
Easily offended? Yep, you're truly an American now :)


Not in the least. He still thinks that people who work for the government, or who are elected to positions of authority, are smart.
 
2014-04-20 06:26:57 PM

oukewldave: picturescrazy: oukewldave: They should round them all up, make them work for the government for 1 year for free, filling in pot holes, collecting trash on the highways, painting things, etc.  Then, you get to stay in the country.  Either that, or send them back and put up barbed wire fences with guard towers equipped with 50 cal scoped rifles taking out any that get over the fence.

Really? You're going with slavery?

Your knowledge of actual slavery is impressive.  They would work for something they want.  They want to stay in the country.  Many of us here work for what we want; money.  So I guess by your logic, we are all slaves. Can't argue against that really.


When we work for something we generally get paid actual money so we can still buy food or whatnot. You could argue internships but with those you generally either have time to work a paying job or have outside funding
I'm not opposed to the idea but they still deserve payment.
 
2014-04-20 06:30:02 PM

picturescrazy: oukewldave: picturescrazy: oukewldave: They should round them all up, make them work for the government for 1 year for free, filling in pot holes, collecting trash on the highways, painting things, etc.  Then, you get to stay in the country.  Either that, or send them back and put up barbed wire fences with guard towers equipped with 50 cal scoped rifles taking out any that get over the fence.

Really? You're going with slavery?

Your knowledge of actual slavery is impressive.  They would work for something they want.  They want to stay in the country.  Many of us here work for what we want; money.  So I guess by your logic, we are all slaves. Can't argue against that really.

When we work for something we generally get paid actual money so we can still buy food or whatnot. You could argue internships but with those you generally either have time to work a paying job or have outside funding
I'm not opposed to the idea but they still deserve payment.


upload.wikimedia.org

Serfdom is making a comeback, baby.
 
2014-04-20 06:30:21 PM

nosearchimi: Reading the comments.... where does the rumor come from that Mexico treats their illegals harshly come from?  This lie is constantly repeated.

Also:   drone up the border


fotos.eluniversal.com.mx
 
2014-04-20 06:36:49 PM
The country that gave us Taco Bell couldn't possibly be all bad.
 
2014-04-20 06:37:01 PM

oukewldave: picturescrazy: oukewldave: They should round them all up, make them work for the government for 1 year for free, filling in pot holes, collecting trash on the highways, painting things, etc.  Then, you get to stay in the country.  Either that, or send them back and put up barbed wire fences with guard towers equipped with 50 cal scoped rifles taking out any that get over the fence.

Really? You're going with slavery?

Your knowledge of actual slavery is impressive.  They would work for something they want.  They want to stay in the country.  Many of us here work for what we want; money.  So I guess by your logic, we are all slaves. Can't argue against that really.


As I recall, slavery, like welfare, didn't have an end date.
 
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