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(Daily Mail)   2014 is the year of the bacial - the butt facial. In other news, there's such a thing as a butt facial   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
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2014-04-20 06:33:59 PM
Well, if the Daily Mail says so.
 
2014-04-20 06:42:43 PM
Yeah, if you're a buttface.
 
2014-04-20 06:43:24 PM
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-04-20 06:43:30 PM
I've seen that movie.
 
2014-04-20 06:43:46 PM
I've always just referred to it as "pulling ou-"

...Oh THAT kind of facial!
 
2014-04-20 06:43:47 PM
That should be buttial.
 
2014-04-20 06:43:54 PM
Buttkakke?

/dnrtfa
 
2014-04-20 06:44:01 PM
A hand-held gadget is moved slowly over the bottom area to deliver radiofrequency heat to three depths of tissue. Radiofrequency oscillates molecules of water in the skin, creating heat which tightens tissue.

So you microwave your skin? That sounds perfectly safe.
 
2014-04-20 06:45:10 PM
Took me a moment to remember that "facial" has that other, non-ejaculatory meaning. Unfortunately, now this makes no sense.
 
2014-04-20 06:46:33 PM
Farkettes, whats the deal with facials?  Good? Bad? Ugly?
 
2014-04-20 06:47:42 PM
The perfect Bikini Bottom...

allthingsd.com
 
2014-04-20 06:50:26 PM
No there isn't, stubby. That's not a thing. I'm declaring an executive veto.
 
2014-04-20 06:50:53 PM
I hate you, and your ass face!
 
2014-04-20 06:51:11 PM
What witnesses of the face applied to butt may look like:
www.bbspot.com
 
2014-04-20 06:51:45 PM
This is nothing new.

Rikishi has been giving them for years

primavera-fitness.com
 
2014-04-20 06:54:45 PM
i.imgur.com

I admit, I am curious, what does a perfect bikini bottom look like?
 
2014-04-20 06:55:48 PM
fc01.deviantart.net

One finger, circular motion, don't you look at me.
 
2014-04-20 06:55:51 PM
i113.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-20 06:56:32 PM
If Kim Kardashian died because of such a procedure, it will have served a useful purpose.
 
2014-04-20 06:58:21 PM
Don't you have to pay extra for that?
 
2014-04-20 06:58:57 PM
Butt Facials bound to happen...we have so many folks who talk shiat
 
2014-04-20 07:02:25 PM
Nothing about anal bleaching?
 
2014-04-20 07:07:40 PM
Subby; you think your mom would have told you about butt facials by now.  We've been giving them to her for years.

BOOM

talkbacker.com
 
2014-04-20 07:10:38 PM
I didn't read where it said it would fix butt pimples.
 
2014-04-20 07:13:21 PM

the_celt: Buttkakke?

/dnrtfa


Buttcaca?
 
2014-04-20 07:16:06 PM
Came for South Park, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-04-20 07:17:51 PM

AgentPothead: A hand-held gadget is moved slowly over the bottom area to deliver radiofrequency heat to three depths of tissue. Radiofrequency oscillates molecules of water in the skin, creating heat which tightens tissue.

So you microwave your skin? That sounds perfectly safe

tasty.
 
2014-04-20 07:18:30 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-20 07:18:53 PM
First I had to start waxing my asshole. Then you made me start bleaching my asshole. Now you're telling me I have to give it a facial? When does this madness end?
 
2014-04-20 07:21:46 PM
Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
 
2014-04-20 07:26:01 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This is nothing new.

Rikishi has been giving them for years

[primavera-fitness.com image 650x502]


Personally, I think Torrie Wilson did it better. But to each their own.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-20 07:26:19 PM
Came for the pictures, leaving dissatisfied.

/bookmark just in case
 
2014-04-20 07:31:55 PM

Arachnophobe: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This is nothing new.

Rikishi has been giving them for years

[primavera-fitness.com image 650x502]

Personally, I think Torrie Wilson did it better. But to each their own.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 462x289]

 
2014-04-20 07:32:51 PM

Arachnophobe: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This is nothing new.

Rikishi has been giving them for years

[primavera-fitness.com image 650x502]

Personally, I think Torrie Wilson did it better. But to each their own.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 462x289]


files.sharenator.com
 
2014-04-20 07:36:08 PM
I'd get one but I haven't found a shade of lipstick that works for me.....
 
2014-04-20 07:39:02 PM

mark12A: I'd get one but I haven't found a shade of lipstick that works for me.....


Are you a cat?
 
2014-04-20 07:40:41 PM
35 posts in & not a single Butt Fumble reference yet? Y'all are slipping.

/We would have also accepted the Astros Butt Slide from last season.
 
2014-04-20 07:42:30 PM
I pictured someone rubbing their butt on my face. Sort of disappoint.
/ should I Google anal bleaching?
 
2014-04-20 07:47:04 PM

JohnAnnArbor: If Kim Kardashian died because of such a procedure, it will have served a useful purpose.


Strange you should say that. The phrase "Butt Facial" gave me the mental picture of someone motor-boating Kim's butt.
 
2014-04-20 07:48:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-20 08:03:55 PM
I always butt chug before my butt facial.
 
2014-04-20 08:06:32 PM
Came for Arseface. Leaving disappointed.
 
2014-04-20 08:07:13 PM

ArcadianRefugee: mark12A: I'd get one but I haven't found a shade of lipstick that works for me.....

Are you a cat?


On the internet, no one knows you don't put lipstick on your butthole.
 
2014-04-20 08:14:01 PM

Random Internet Persona: ArcadianRefugee: mark12A: I'd get one but I haven't found a shade of lipstick that works for me.....

Are you a cat?

On the internet, no one knows you don't put lipstick on your butthole.


Ah yes...
 
2014-04-20 08:28:35 PM

Random Internet Persona: ArcadianRefugee: mark12A: I'd get one but I haven't found a shade of lipstick that works for me.....

Are you a cat?

On the internet, no one knows you don't put lipstick on your butthole.


Well, not until you accidentally on FARK.
 
2014-04-20 09:02:39 PM
Next there'll be pedal hand jobs.
i.huffpost.com
/old news
 
2014-04-20 09:43:41 PM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: 35 posts in & not a single Butt Fumble reference yet? Y'all are slipping.

/We would have also accepted the Astros Butt Slide from last season.


Yep, came looking for it too.

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-04-20 09:45:15 PM
The buttfacial was ... unremarkable.
 
2014-04-20 09:57:42 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Yep, came looking for it too.


Nickfolian Dynamite and Pedro. Chip's a genius all right.
 
2014-04-20 09:58:23 PM
is that when the chick has diarrhea and the dude goes in to motorboat her butt cheeks?
 
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